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Avery Caris
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Cassie Alexander
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Dear Schmedit:
This past weekend my fiancé (24 M) and I (23 F) were at a party at a friend’s and I’ll admit we both got pretty wasted....
Apparently sometime that night he asked me if it was okay to summon a demon for a threesome before our wedding, and according to him, I told him, “Yes.”
I don’t actually remember this happening so clearly? But his friends must have heard me—because a week later, they’d all pitched in to have a Delectably Demonic ™ summoning kit delivered to our house for him.
I want to put my foot down, but that would make him sad. I think he was really looking forward to it after I told him it’d be okay—and his friends really did spend a lot of money on this thing. It’s top of the line, and they can’t return it. You know how demons are.
So I kind of feel like a jerk. I mean, I did say yes, and I don’t want to let him down.
If I tell him no . . .
AITA?
AITA? is a sizzling sapphic romcom based on instantly recognizable internet lore.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-23-23
I liked it
It was good as far as these books go. The readers decent. The story is entertaining, but if you read this genre a lot, then the story is predictable. One of those where you gotta turn off the brain and go along for the ride. I’ve listened twice. A third time will be over playing it. That’s the meat of this review, right there.
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- Izzy
- 05-02-23
New favorite!!
Damn this book is great — steamy, funny, and well written! I hope to see more queer books from this author in the future
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- K
- 02-09-25
A welcomed surprise
Listened to on a whim and girl am I happy I did. Great story with great narration.
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- Even S
- 07-11-24
This book is the most perfect Sappho fairy tale ever conceived!
This book was sublime. The characters were well developed and the plot was multidimensional. The spice was steamy and realistic situated in a solid plot. I know this is fiction, but the demon character was brilliant. I will miss Gwen the Great Conquerer. Many special thanks and accolades to the author. H
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