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Narrated by:
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Jessica Threet
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John Broadway
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All stories come to an end, and thankfully this one is very cozy.
In the final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead, find out what becomes of the Stillwater family. Mild spoilers: it's wholesome.
As Gray continues to take care of his family every way he can, while also juggling politics every now and then, Narya is planning a birthday surprise for her husband. Kaya is still coming to grips with what she's become, but Meeko has a plan--and a quest--to help her. It involves some monsters, some fishing, and a healthy dose of adventure.
Level up in this final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead. Try not to get too sniffly!
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- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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Isekaied into a level 86 Necromancer-King's body, I leave his life of war behind in favor of peace in the idyllic Borderlands. Upon meeting the elven maiden Narya Summerdew and a razor-toothed half-elven child, the three of us form an unlikely improvised family in the hopes of remaining anonymous. As we embrace the eccentric community of Gelderham, we find happiness in simplicity…But my past casts shadows on our growing bonds. How will Narya react when she learns her new husband was once the evil king set on destroying her people?
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It was wonderful.
- By Cole on 10-03-23
By: John Broadway
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Soulstone Bakery
- Low Stakes. High Carbs. LitRPG Slice of Life.
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Gavric Restweary, the Nephilim Reborn, has vanquished a legion of Hell singlehandedly. At the end of his quest, a gleaming jewel awaits him—the Duke of Terror's Soulstone. But it was never intended as a reward. Now forced by the Heavens to bear the Soulstone himself, Gavric must find a measure of peace by taking over his mother's bakery, lest Diabolicus escape his prison and corrupt the land anew. A heavy burden for one man to bear, but doing so gives him hope that he may live to find some reprieve from his trauma.
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Give me back my credit
- By Anonymous User on 01-26-24
By: John Broadway
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
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Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Monsters Mayhem and Misfits
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jack Spry
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When Josh Underwood is thrown through a wormhole and lands on an unfamiliar world, he is immediately attacked by flesh-eating worms and snarling wolves. He has one huge advantage. A ring sits on his finger, but it's no ordinary ring. It's alien tech designed to improve its host’s strength, speed, agility, durability and combat instinct. Not all boons are infinitely wondrous. This tech has to understand what Josh needs for it to evolve, and time is of the essence.
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I'm two hours in and I'm suffering
- By Jason on 05-17-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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One of Knightley’s better, if sillier, series.
- By Kowth on 03-29-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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Game of Castles Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 46 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Adam lived paycheck to paycheck, earning a contract that'd finally change everything. After a skydive gone wrong, he endures an Isekai by the Creator Herself, entering a land of myth and magic to compete in the Game of Castles where individuals are constantly challenged. As one of a hundred Champions, he can level through feats and quests, unlocking the power of the Gods. Tolmeria is not for the faint of heart. The land is infested with monsters, foul magic, and evil people.
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Wonderful series. All in one book.
- By DaynenMc on 07-27-24
By: Marcus Sloss
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Dark Lord of the Farmstead
- A High Fantasy Slice-of-Life LitRPG
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Isekaied into a level 86 Necromancer-King's body, I leave his life of war behind in favor of peace in the idyllic Borderlands. Upon meeting the elven maiden Narya Summerdew and a razor-toothed half-elven child, the three of us form an unlikely improvised family in the hopes of remaining anonymous. As we embrace the eccentric community of Gelderham, we find happiness in simplicity…But my past casts shadows on our growing bonds. How will Narya react when she learns her new husband was once the evil king set on destroying her people?
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It was wonderful.
- By Cole on 10-03-23
By: John Broadway
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Soulstone Bakery
- Low Stakes. High Carbs. LitRPG Slice of Life.
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Gavric Restweary, the Nephilim Reborn, has vanquished a legion of Hell singlehandedly. At the end of his quest, a gleaming jewel awaits him—the Duke of Terror's Soulstone. But it was never intended as a reward. Now forced by the Heavens to bear the Soulstone himself, Gavric must find a measure of peace by taking over his mother's bakery, lest Diabolicus escape his prison and corrupt the land anew. A heavy burden for one man to bear, but doing so gives him hope that he may live to find some reprieve from his trauma.
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Give me back my credit
- By Anonymous User on 01-26-24
By: John Broadway
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Monsters Mayhem and Misfits
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jack Spry
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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When Josh Underwood is thrown through a wormhole and lands on an unfamiliar world, he is immediately attacked by flesh-eating worms and snarling wolves. He has one huge advantage. A ring sits on his finger, but it's no ordinary ring. It's alien tech designed to improve its host’s strength, speed, agility, durability and combat instinct. Not all boons are infinitely wondrous. This tech has to understand what Josh needs for it to evolve, and time is of the essence.
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I'm two hours in and I'm suffering
- By Jason on 05-17-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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One of Knightley’s better, if sillier, series.
- By Kowth on 03-29-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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Game of Castles Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 46 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Adam lived paycheck to paycheck, earning a contract that'd finally change everything. After a skydive gone wrong, he endures an Isekai by the Creator Herself, entering a land of myth and magic to compete in the Game of Castles where individuals are constantly challenged. As one of a hundred Champions, he can level through feats and quests, unlocking the power of the Gods. Tolmeria is not for the faint of heart. The land is infested with monsters, foul magic, and evil people.
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Wonderful series. All in one book.
- By DaynenMc on 07-27-24
By: Marcus Sloss
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Phylomancer: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy Adventure Series
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 21 hrs and 49 mins
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Oram's journey from average Joe to hero begins when he's transported into his favorite game. Lucky for him, he still has access to his early backer class, the Phylomancer, a mage class that learns spells and abilities by binding others to him.
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NPCs as real as Players; great fun and narration!
- By Haremsfan on 05-01-23
By: Jack Bryce
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG
- One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG, Book 1
- By: Exemplar
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
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Somebody once told a joke. A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up. That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, one full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head, he saw the number "1". So what did he say? "Gosh, I better make the number go up." Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses.
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I liked it
- By Anonymous User on 08-31-23
By: Exemplar
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Reborn to Master the Blade: From Hero-King to Extraordinary Squire: Volume 1
- Reborn to Master the Blade: From Hero-King to Extraordinary Squire, Book 1
- By: Hayaken, Mike Langwiser - translator
- Narrated by: Michelle H. Lee
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
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From his deathbed, Hero-King Inglis, the divine knight and master of all he surveys, gazes down on the empire he built with his mighty hand. Having devoted his life to statecraft and his subjects' well-being, his one unfulfilled wish is to live again, for himself this time: a warrior's life he'd devoted himself to before his rise to power. His patron goddess, Alistia, hears his plea and smiles upon him, flinging his soul into the far future.
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1 dimensional characters.
- By Sam on 12-09-24
By: Hayaken, and others
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Slime Keeper
- Slime Keeper, Book 1
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Blake was searching for simplicity, but fate had other plans. After an unexpected turn of events lands him in the fantastical world of Ylege, he's endowed with extraordinary physical abilities and inherits an unclaimed farmstead at the world's edge. Things seem to be falling into place until he encounters the gorls—beautiful, magical, sentient slimes.
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Story is Nothing to special….
- By Anonymous User on 02-02-25
By: Leon West
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Legend to Farmer
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Valdis Wolfbane is renowned through the lands for his physical prowess and mighty conquests, but he's willing to give it all up to purchase a farm and settle down.
Exchanging a sword for a plow, he's set on turning the dilapidated farm into something he can live off for the rest of his peaceful life.
What he didn't bet on was finding love after all these years of fighting. Now that he has the time, he's about to discover that two is better than one... and three makes for a life well lived.
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The author is in love with his own over flowery prose
- By Gitchel on 03-19-24
By: Dante King
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The Hunter's Code: Book 1
- By: Yuri Vinokuroff, Oleg Sapphire
- Narrated by: Brian Telestai
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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I was a Hunter, and I honored the Code. For my services to humanity and for leading a "proper" life, I was to be rewarded. A new life after death, and a new world to give me some well-deserved rest. But something went wrong. Once again, I must fight. The Monsters that face me here are far more terrifying than those of my past life. They are cleverer, crueler, more unpredictable. And their name is.
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MC makes me cringe!
- By Amazon Customer on 02-19-24
By: Yuri Vinokuroff, and others
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Corruption Wielder
- Book 1
- By: Aaron Shih
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
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April 3rd, 3:46 AM. Planet Earth merges with the magical world of Arcadia, and a system gives humanity a choice: 40 years of indentured servitude, or entering a tutorial as a user to fight against the chaos incursion. Will doesn't hesitate—but the system thanks him for stepping into the fight by throwing him into an impossible tutorial. With little chance of survival, Will has a simple response: “Screw it. Might as well fight fire with fire."
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Wanted to like it but the MC and action were MIA
- By Rhexas on 09-12-24
By: Aaron Shih
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Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker
- By: Alvin Atwater
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Allie Piper
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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In a blink, I found myself in an unknown land, greeted by the textbox of an unfriendly system. It wanted me to become a great hero, save the world, win the love of the people and all that crap. But this new world already had a hero. Why should I bust my ass, deal with dragons and the unknown, for people I didn't know? Let him deal with that. It's his job! So instead of being tempted by the system's nonsense, I chose a simple class. Potion maker. I wasn't interested in cultivating mana and defying the heavens, courting death, none of that crap.
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Best "I have no F#$ks to give" MC ever!
- By Keith on 10-28-22
By: Alvin Atwater
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Supers of Vault 12
- By: Dan Raxor, Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: DW Arthur, Ellory Lane
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Supers are spreading across the globe with no rhyme or reason. The governments declare war to keep the SuperVillains suppressed, but they don't stop there, fearing even those with good souls. Devon is a dentist with some quirks who saves a mother and her daughters, only to have the military betray him. He awakes in the future, confined to Vault 12 with nineteen of his peers. The mysteries confound those around him, but Devon is not an ordinary Super. No, he's special and with Olivia—a lovely Super with a troubled past—at his side, they'll figure out their true purpose.
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A great first book
- By BiduscasMate on 07-21-24
By: Dan Raxor, and others
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Accidental Goblin King Omnibus: Books 1-4
- A Royal Slice of Life LitRPG
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Tom North, Faye Bishop
- Length: 43 hrs and 9 mins
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Ethan's got a cushy job and an empty apartment to prove he's mastered monotony. But a mysterious talisman sends him tumbling into a whole new world—quite literally. He says goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to becoming the first-ever human Goblin King. Rivals? The ex-King’s ticked-off offspring are itching to overthrow him. Duels? They’re on his calendar next to ‘avoid rebellion.’ Wives? He’s required to have at least two.
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One of the greats!
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-25
By: Leon West
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Mushoku Tensei
- Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel), Vol. 1
- By: Rifujin na Magonote
- Narrated by: Cliff Kirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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Kicked out by his family and wandering the streets, an unemployed 34-year-old shut-in thinks he’s hit rock-bottom—just as he’s hit and killed by a speeding truck! Awakening to find himself reborn as an infant in a world of swords and sorcery, but with the memories of his first life intact, Rudeus Greyrat is determined not to repeat his past mistakes. He’s going to make the most of this reincarnation as he sets off on the adventure of a second lifetime!
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Cliff Kurt Delivers Excellence
- By Dylan on 01-06-24
What listeners say about Dark Lord of the Farmstead: Part 4
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- DaynenMc
- 08-10-24
Wahoo!
This is such a great series!
I like that the focus is slowly moving more to the daughters and their adventures and trials but still has their parents continuing as MCs.
Things seem to be going well and so there's probably something big just over the horizon.
Looking forward to the next book.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Bruce Bormann
- 02-09-25
ok book
ok book. . . good narrator. . . probably will get the next book in the series.
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- A Murphy
- 03-24-25
A perfect ending
Dark Lord of the Farmstead 4
Life continues on for the Stillwater family. Gray has an eye on a new mine to explore. Narya has a plan for an epic birthday celebration. Kayla is coping with her new reality and Meeko has a quest to help with that. There is still one last tale to tell from the Bright Lord’s farmstead.
I would rank this cozy litrpg right up there towards the top! The adventures and quests are heartwarming. As a father, I found myself relating with Gray so often. While I am sad to see the series end, I feel better for spending my time with the Stillwaters. Jonathan Waters and Jessica Threet do a fantastic job as narrators. Plus, I have to praise Jessica for her singing in this series!
Content warning: none
Right, I forgot for a moment that the uncompromising optimism is a family trait I guess.
Brisco - Dark Lord of the Farmstead 4
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- A Reviewer
- 08-07-24
A fitting and very wholesome end to the series
It gets pretty sappy at times but it's always been like that, so if you ate it up in books 1-3 you should enjoy it here. For the most part it seems like all subplots are tied up in a nice little bow. In places it feels like the author was very conscious about this, like he was checking it off a list, but it makes for a pretty complete experience. I just re-listened to books 2 and 3.
It's a bit sad to know that this is probably the last book in the series (the author posted this on Facebook). Still, at least he completed it. He had me worried for a while. Thanks, John. I am looking forward to your next series. This is one of my favorite cozy books right up there with I Ran Away From Evil. I also really liked Soulstone Bakery.
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- Long Pham
- 08-25-24
who the hell is cutting onion?
Every book in this series so far is so good and emotional. The pace of the story is really good no dull moment.
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- Joshua Pittman
- 09-06-24
excellent narration
This was a good conclusion to the series, and i enjoyed the ride immensely. very satisfied
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- rah5m
- 12-10-24
great story, slow, funny and fun.
can someone please get that precious baby all the turtles she could ever want now.
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- Kermit Sudoku
- 09-25-24
What a wholesome entry
This book really nails wholesome slice of life fantasy. The final payoff for this entry is so dang sweet, I just can't. Highly recommended
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- Jon Moore
- 09-24-24
Hate to see it end...
amazing series with plenty of laughs and tears... really sad this is the last installment. well done.
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