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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Waters
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Jessica Threet
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John Broadway
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All stories come to an end, and thankfully this one is very cozy.
In the final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead, find out what becomes of the Stillwater family. Mild spoilers: it's wholesome.
As Gray continues to take care of his family every way he can, while also juggling politics every now and then, Narya is planning a birthday surprise for her husband. Kaya is still coming to grips with what she's become, but Meeko has a plan--and a quest--to help her. It involves some monsters, some fishing, and a healthy dose of adventure.
Level up in this final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead. Try not to get too sniffly!
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Isekaied into a level 86 Necromancer-King's body, I leave his life of war behind in favor of peace in the idyllic Borderlands. Upon meeting the elven maiden Narya Summerdew and a razor-toothed half-elven child, the three of us form an unlikely improvised family in the hopes of remaining anonymous. As we embrace the eccentric community of Gelderham, we find happiness in simplicity…But my past casts shadows on our growing bonds. How will Narya react when she learns her new husband was once the evil king set on destroying her people?
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It was wonderful.
- By Cole on 10-03-23
By: John Broadway
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Soulstone Bakery
- Low Stakes. High Carbs. LitRPG Slice of Life.
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Gavric Restweary, the Nephilim Reborn, has vanquished a legion of Hell singlehandedly. At the end of his quest, a gleaming jewel awaits him—the Duke of Terror's Soulstone. But it was never intended as a reward. Now forced by the Heavens to bear the Soulstone himself, Gavric must find a measure of peace by taking over his mother's bakery, lest Diabolicus escape his prison and corrupt the land anew. A heavy burden for one man to bear, but doing so gives him hope that he may live to find some reprieve from his trauma.
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Give me back my credit
- By Anonymous User on 01-26-24
By: John Broadway
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System Reborn Vol 1 & 2
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Kaz Hunter
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, deep within a rift, a choice was granted. Defeat the Demon King and end the apocalypse. Or take his power for themselves and keep the rifts open. Sloan chose an ending. His party turned against him. They killed him. They split his legacy and belongings amongst themselves. They hid the truth. They profited. Those heroes who betrayed the world. Now he’s back. Reborn. Reincarnated in a world where the system is life.
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I tried but I couldn't stop listening!
- By Keith on 02-19-23
By: Kaz Hunter
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Law of Strength
- Four Laws, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Rob is a sheriff's deputy faced with a choice: die in a meaningless shootout six hours from now, or accept the offer of a new life in another world offered by a mysterious goddess. But it won't be easy. He has to bring law and order to the wild frontier. The shocks keep coming when he finds out humans aren't native to Olimero. It is a land populated with fierce orcs, wild beastkin, and cunning elves. He may not have their magic, but he does have an edge. As an outsider, he has no cap on his stats. He will need to train, fight, and survive if he wants to rule.
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Not that impressed
- By Roy on 04-22-22
By: David Burke
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Vainqueur the Dragon
- By: Maxime Durand
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Vainqueur Knightsbane is your average dragon: A giant, fire-breathing lizard who loves to take naps on his golden hoard, kidnap princesses for fun, and make the life of adventurers miserable. Vainqueur's only pleasure in life is to watch his treasure get bigger, one coin at a time. So when a would-be thief turned unwilling minion tells him about "classes", "levels", and "quests", Vainqueur wonders if maybe, just maybe, he should consider a career change. After all, why bother hunting monsters for free when you can get paid for it?
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Loved It. took me by surprise.
- By Michael Thorp on 05-02-20
By: Maxime Durand
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A Small Town in Southern Illvaria: An Isekai LitRPG
- A Budding Scientist in a Fantasy World, Book 1
- By: Acaswell
- Narrated by: Alexandra Ryan
- Length: 27 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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When Alice Verianna went to sleep, she was just another teen from the Denver suburbs. She definitely didn't expect to be transported to a magical alternate dimension, inhabited by monsters and presided over by a mysterious System. Here, people resemble RPG characters and everyone has access to their own status screens. Grappling with the mechanics of the elusive System isn't the only challenge Alice faces. It seems an underground organization known as the Society of Starry Eyes has taken a particular interest in other dimensions.
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From the perspective of a dedicated researcher
- By Kindle Customer on 09-22-23
By: Acaswell
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Dark Lord of the Farmstead
- A High Fantasy Slice-of-Life LitRPG
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Isekaied into a level 86 Necromancer-King's body, I leave his life of war behind in favor of peace in the idyllic Borderlands. Upon meeting the elven maiden Narya Summerdew and a razor-toothed half-elven child, the three of us form an unlikely improvised family in the hopes of remaining anonymous. As we embrace the eccentric community of Gelderham, we find happiness in simplicity…But my past casts shadows on our growing bonds. How will Narya react when she learns her new husband was once the evil king set on destroying her people?
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It was wonderful.
- By Cole on 10-03-23
By: John Broadway
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Soulstone Bakery
- Low Stakes. High Carbs. LitRPG Slice of Life.
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Gavric Restweary, the Nephilim Reborn, has vanquished a legion of Hell singlehandedly. At the end of his quest, a gleaming jewel awaits him—the Duke of Terror's Soulstone. But it was never intended as a reward. Now forced by the Heavens to bear the Soulstone himself, Gavric must find a measure of peace by taking over his mother's bakery, lest Diabolicus escape his prison and corrupt the land anew. A heavy burden for one man to bear, but doing so gives him hope that he may live to find some reprieve from his trauma.
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Give me back my credit
- By Anonymous User on 01-26-24
By: John Broadway
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System Reborn Vol 1 & 2
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Kaz Hunter
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, deep within a rift, a choice was granted. Defeat the Demon King and end the apocalypse. Or take his power for themselves and keep the rifts open. Sloan chose an ending. His party turned against him. They killed him. They split his legacy and belongings amongst themselves. They hid the truth. They profited. Those heroes who betrayed the world. Now he’s back. Reborn. Reincarnated in a world where the system is life.
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I tried but I couldn't stop listening!
- By Keith on 02-19-23
By: Kaz Hunter
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Law of Strength
- Four Laws, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Rob is a sheriff's deputy faced with a choice: die in a meaningless shootout six hours from now, or accept the offer of a new life in another world offered by a mysterious goddess. But it won't be easy. He has to bring law and order to the wild frontier. The shocks keep coming when he finds out humans aren't native to Olimero. It is a land populated with fierce orcs, wild beastkin, and cunning elves. He may not have their magic, but he does have an edge. As an outsider, he has no cap on his stats. He will need to train, fight, and survive if he wants to rule.
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Not that impressed
- By Roy on 04-22-22
By: David Burke
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Vainqueur the Dragon
- By: Maxime Durand
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Vainqueur Knightsbane is your average dragon: A giant, fire-breathing lizard who loves to take naps on his golden hoard, kidnap princesses for fun, and make the life of adventurers miserable. Vainqueur's only pleasure in life is to watch his treasure get bigger, one coin at a time. So when a would-be thief turned unwilling minion tells him about "classes", "levels", and "quests", Vainqueur wonders if maybe, just maybe, he should consider a career change. After all, why bother hunting monsters for free when you can get paid for it?
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Loved It. took me by surprise.
- By Michael Thorp on 05-02-20
By: Maxime Durand
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A Small Town in Southern Illvaria: An Isekai LitRPG
- A Budding Scientist in a Fantasy World, Book 1
- By: Acaswell
- Narrated by: Alexandra Ryan
- Length: 27 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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When Alice Verianna went to sleep, she was just another teen from the Denver suburbs. She definitely didn't expect to be transported to a magical alternate dimension, inhabited by monsters and presided over by a mysterious System. Here, people resemble RPG characters and everyone has access to their own status screens. Grappling with the mechanics of the elusive System isn't the only challenge Alice faces. It seems an underground organization known as the Society of Starry Eyes has taken a particular interest in other dimensions.
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From the perspective of a dedicated researcher
- By Kindle Customer on 09-22-23
By: Acaswell
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One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG
- One Moo'r Plow: Minotaur Farming LitRPG, Book 1
- By: Exemplar
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Somebody once told a joke. A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up. That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, one full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head, he saw the number "1". So what did he say? "Gosh, I better make the number go up." Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses.
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I liked it
- By Anonymous User on 08-31-23
By: Exemplar
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
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Min-Maxing My TRPG Build in Another World: Volume 1
- Book 1
- By: Schuld
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Young Erich’s quest for an invincible character build will require more than his decades as a number-crunching munchkin, though. Even with power-leveled skills, feudal life is no cakewalk—especially when you keep drawing more attention than you can handle. Can Erich adapt to his strange new world before his worst impulses take the campaign of a lifetime completely off the rails?
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trash
- By Jared on 09-28-23
By: Schuld
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Reborn as the Black Knight: Volume 1
- Reborn as the Black Knight, Book 1
- By: D. M. Rhodes
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
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I was reincarnated in a fantasy world as the manifestation of absolute void—the Black Knight—and my goal is to return the destitute, sickly, youngest-born princess, who is kind of a loser, to her throne because it beats doing nothing.
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Kind of wish there was a paper version
- By Dfrogiam on 12-28-24
By: D. M. Rhodes
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Mihalis
- Valens Heritage, Book 1
- By: Jan Stryvant
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Twenty years ago, his father saved the world. Or so the history books will probably say once someone gets around to writing them. All Mihalis knows is the world he has been raised into. It's not a bad world, as things ago, he has a big and loving family, but there is the ongoing "war" that promises to be on-going for a good many years to come. Raised to the blade by his mother, and taught not only her ways as well as a good many of the ways of her people, but also the ways of his father's other wives, as well as the ways of his magic, Mihalis has had a very thorough education.
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A solid new entry, but held back somewhat..
- By moze on 06-22-22
By: Jan Stryvant
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Mask of the Gods
- New Kingdom Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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My life wasn't that exciting; a degree in engineering, a small flat in London, and an ex-girlfriend who still texted me when she was drunk. Every day was a bore. Everything changed when I found myself in Lanercost, a small medieval village, with no idea of how I arrived.
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- By Kindle Customer on 05-11-23
By: Micky Carre
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Slime Keeper
- Slime Keeper, Book 1
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Blake was searching for simplicity, but fate had other plans. After an unexpected turn of events lands him in the fantastical world of Ylege, he's endowed with extraordinary physical abilities and inherits an unclaimed farmstead at the world's edge. Things seem to be falling into place until he encounters the gorls—beautiful, magical, sentient slimes.
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Great start.
- By Brian on 10-07-24
By: Leon West
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Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker
- By: Alvin Atwater
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Allie Piper
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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In a blink, I found myself in an unknown land, greeted by the textbox of an unfriendly system. It wanted me to become a great hero, save the world, win the love of the people and all that crap. But this new world already had a hero. Why should I bust my ass, deal with dragons and the unknown, for people I didn't know? Let him deal with that. It's his job! So instead of being tempted by the system's nonsense, I chose a simple class. Potion maker. I wasn't interested in cultivating mana and defying the heavens, courting death, none of that crap.
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Best "I have no F#$ks to give" MC ever!
- By Keith on 10-28-22
By: Alvin Atwater
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The First Law of Cultivation
- A Xianxia Progression Fantasy (Qi=MC^2, Book 1)
- By: KrazeKode
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 21 hrs and 52 mins
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Lu Jie woke up in a world filled with scheming sects, arrogant young masters, and the mad chase for the immortal heavens. He wanted none of it, and soon finds himself beaten bloody in a spar he didn't remember and treated as less than worthless. But his plan to escape the sect is interrupted by an old Alchemist's pills that heal him within moments—a magical cure. These medicines ignite the flame of curiosity to learn true magic in him. Lu Jie sets out to study the truths hidden within the world, and soon finds an all new path of cultivation that could take him to the very top.
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Meh. BoC was better
- By O. C. Stevens on 06-26-23
By: KrazeKode
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Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
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Good overall!
- By Disneysingalongs on 12-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Daily Grind: A Slice-of-Life LitRPG
- The Daily Grind, Book 1
- By: Argus
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 17 hrs and 32 mins
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Working as overnight tech support, James Lyle has long said he’d do anything to escape the boredom. But his commitment to excitement is tested when a slight coincidence one shift sends him to a different part of his office building . . . and he discovers a stairwell that contains not stairs but rather a landscape of seemingly infinite cubicles against a distant horizon. Unwilling (and unable) to stay away, James and a few of his trusted friends begin to explore this endless maze of supernatural business ennui.
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Lack of Pacing
- By Aaron Patridge on 10-24-23
By: Argus
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My Quiet Blacksmith Life in Another World: Volume 1
- My Quiet Blacksmith Life in Another World, Book 1
- By: Tamamaru
- Narrated by: Greg Chun
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
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Eizo is a middle-aged, overworked software engineer who loves cats. One night after working late, he saves an injured cat from a speeding truck. The cat survives, but Eizo does not... Luckily, that cat turns out to be a god-like being who offers him a second chance in another world! Eizo decides that he wants a slower life, one where he can live off the things he creates with his own hands. So, why not become a blacksmith? He does have one other stipulation: a cat companion for his quiet life.
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A good good story that makes you look forward to the next episode!
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 09-04-23
By: Tamamaru
What listeners say about Dark Lord of the Farmstead: Part 4
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- DaynenMc
- 08-10-24
Wahoo!
This is such a great series!
I like that the focus is slowly moving more to the daughters and their adventures and trials but still has their parents continuing as MCs.
Things seem to be going well and so there's probably something big just over the horizon.
Looking forward to the next book.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- A Reviewer
- 08-07-24
A fitting and very wholesome end to the series
It gets pretty sappy at times but it's always been like that, so if you ate it up in books 1-3 you should enjoy it here. For the most part it seems like all subplots are tied up in a nice little bow. In places it feels like the author was very conscious about this, like he was checking it off a list, but it makes for a pretty complete experience. I just re-listened to books 2 and 3.
It's a bit sad to know that this is probably the last book in the series (the author posted this on Facebook). Still, at least he completed it. He had me worried for a while. Thanks, John. I am looking forward to your next series. This is one of my favorite cozy books right up there with I Ran Away From Evil. I also really liked Soulstone Bakery.
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- Long Pham
- 08-25-24
who the hell is cutting onion?
Every book in this series so far is so good and emotional. The pace of the story is really good no dull moment.
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- Joshua Pittman
- 09-06-24
excellent narration
This was a good conclusion to the series, and i enjoyed the ride immensely. very satisfied
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- rah5m
- 12-10-24
great story, slow, funny and fun.
can someone please get that precious baby all the turtles she could ever want now.
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- Kermit Sudoku
- 09-25-24
What a wholesome entry
This book really nails wholesome slice of life fantasy. The final payoff for this entry is so dang sweet, I just can't. Highly recommended
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- Jon Moore
- 09-24-24
Hate to see it end...
amazing series with plenty of laughs and tears... really sad this is the last installment. well done.
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