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Narrated by:
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Jonathan Waters
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Jessica Threet
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By:
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John Broadway
About this listen
All stories come to an end, and thankfully this one is very cozy.
In the final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead, find out what becomes of the Stillwater family. Mild spoilers: it's wholesome.
As Gray continues to take care of his family every way he can, while also juggling politics every now and then, Narya is planning a birthday surprise for her husband. Kaya is still coming to grips with what she's become, but Meeko has a plan--and a quest--to help her. It involves some monsters, some fishing, and a healthy dose of adventure.
Level up in this final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead. Try not to get too sniffly!
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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spaghetti got me cracking up
- By Wyatt Weber on 04-17-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker
- By: Alvin Atwater
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Allie Piper
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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In a blink, I found myself in an unknown land, greeted by the textbox of an unfriendly system. It wanted me to become a great hero, save the world, win the love of the people and all that crap. But this new world already had a hero. Why should I bust my ass, deal with dragons and the unknown, for people I didn't know? Let him deal with that. It's his job! So instead of being tempted by the system's nonsense, I chose a simple class. Potion maker. I wasn't interested in cultivating mana and defying the heavens, courting death, none of that crap.
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Best "I have no F#$ks to give" MC ever!
- By Keith on 10-28-22
By: Alvin Atwater
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Survival in Another World with My Mistress! (Light Novel), Vol. 1
- By: リュート
- Narrated by: John Patneaude
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Kousuke suddenly wakes up alone in a vast forest that clearly isn't anywhere on Earth. Now he has to find some way to eat, drink, and survive! Luckily, Kousuke also has the power to craft using a special video game menu that allows him to harvest resources and build whatever he can imagine. However, every time he goes to sleep, he's attacked by one of the many non-human races of this world, all of whom despise humankind. Enter Silphy, the beautiful dark elf who lays claim to Kousuke and vows to protect him--after all, she's taken him as her property!
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interesting in weird way
- By Shamar on 10-30-24
By: リュート
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Game of Castles Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 46 hrs and 27 mins
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Adam lived paycheck to paycheck, earning a contract that'd finally change everything. After a skydive gone wrong, he endures an Isekai by the Creator Herself, entering a land of myth and magic to compete in the Game of Castles where individuals are constantly challenged. As one of a hundred Champions, he can level through feats and quests, unlocking the power of the Gods. Tolmeria is not for the faint of heart. The land is infested with monsters, foul magic, and evil people.
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Wonderful series. All in one book.
- By DaynenMc on 07-27-24
By: Marcus Sloss
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Voidknight Ascension
- Voidknight Ascension, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 16 hrs and 53 mins
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Sam was surfing with his cat when the world ended. Suddenly enlisted into a battle to fend off annihilation, Sam seizes the strength of the void to survive. In the aftermath, Sam is thrown into a new world shattered into floating islands with survivors from Earth. Training and fighting with his giant sword and apocalyptic mana alongside his magical healer cat, Sam's unusually quick to adapt to this deadly realm of monsters and magic. With endless threats to face and countless powers to attain, Sam's journey of ascension climbing has only just begun.
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5 Minutes of fighting, 30 minutes of stats/skills
- By SirDrake on 08-11-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Alpha
- Arise, Book 1
- By: Jez Cajiao
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 21 hrs and 29 mins
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Possibly it's not to save a pair of drowning girls, not go 'viral' on social media and certainly not to let the local police take your passport, trapping you on a small 'party' island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. But Steve isn't the average guy, he's ex-military, ex-enforcer and ex-human. He's a one man nanite fuelled nightmare for those that cross the line, and he's decided that its time to clean up his act. He's going to make up for the things he's done, and save 'the little guys'.
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Book was doing well until he get's a girlfriend
- By Wade on 07-09-22
By: Jez Cajiao
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Corruption Wielder
- Book 1
- By: Aaron Shih
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
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April 3rd, 3:46 AM. Planet Earth merges with the magical world of Arcadia, and a system gives humanity a choice: 40 years of indentured servitude, or entering a tutorial as a user to fight against the chaos incursion. Will doesn't hesitate—but the system thanks him for stepping into the fight by throwing him into an impossible tutorial. With little chance of survival, Will has a simple response: “Screw it. Might as well fight fire with fire."
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Wanted to like it but the MC and action were MIA
- By Rhexas on 09-12-24
By: Aaron Shih
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Raw: The Complete Series
- Books 1-8 + 3 Shorts
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Katana Jones
- Length: 62 hrs and 20 mins
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No resources. No memories. No help. Jak awakens, cold and confused, on the shore of an unknown island at the beginning of a dangerous nightfall. With nothing but his name and a head drained of memory, he stumbles into the nearby forest and is quickly forced to fight for his very survival. When he meets Niri, a beautiful elf exiled from her people and left to die in the wilderness, he begins the quest to build his own tribe in a land of blood, brutality, and wild adventure.
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Fine
- By Fluffington on 05-19-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
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Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
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Magic's Mantle
- Ard's Oath, Book 1
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Chris Boucher
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
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Arden was left in the village by a dying mage, who never returned. With no way out of the village on his own, he had always held onto the hope that one day his magic would awaken and give him access to his spheres. But he’s about to turn eighteen and it’s never come. Instead, he’s settled into his lot as a sarcastic and quick-witted innkeeper. That all changes one night when his old flame, who escaped the village to become a mage’s anchor, returns. Ard’s life is about to go through some dramatic changes, and he’s not ready for them.
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Main characters annoying
- By kevin on 05-02-24
By: Bruce Sentar
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Rise of the Living Forge
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 22 hrs and 43 mins
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Ever since Arwin was summoned as a child, all he has known is war. And now, to claim the demon queen's life and end the war, he has to sacrifice himself. But, as he deals the final blow, the Hero of Mankind is betrayed. Caught in a magical explosion thought to end him, Arwin awakens a month later to find that everyone has already moved on. His [Hero] class has changed to a unique blacksmith Class called [The Living Forge] that is empowered by consuming magical items, but some of his old passive [Titles] remain, giving him the power to forge his new future exactly the way he wants to.
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Trade
- By Caroline on 10-27-24
By: Actus
What listeners say about Dark Lord of the Farmstead: Part 4
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- DaynenMc
- 08-10-24
Wahoo!
This is such a great series!
I like that the focus is slowly moving more to the daughters and their adventures and trials but still has their parents continuing as MCs.
Things seem to be going well and so there's probably something big just over the horizon.
Looking forward to the next book.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Bruce Bormann
- 02-09-25
ok book
ok book. . . good narrator. . . probably will get the next book in the series.
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- A Reviewer
- 08-07-24
A fitting and very wholesome end to the series
It gets pretty sappy at times but it's always been like that, so if you ate it up in books 1-3 you should enjoy it here. For the most part it seems like all subplots are tied up in a nice little bow. In places it feels like the author was very conscious about this, like he was checking it off a list, but it makes for a pretty complete experience. I just re-listened to books 2 and 3.
It's a bit sad to know that this is probably the last book in the series (the author posted this on Facebook). Still, at least he completed it. He had me worried for a while. Thanks, John. I am looking forward to your next series. This is one of my favorite cozy books right up there with I Ran Away From Evil. I also really liked Soulstone Bakery.
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- A Murphy
- 03-24-25
A perfect ending
Dark Lord of the Farmstead 4
Life continues on for the Stillwater family. Gray has an eye on a new mine to explore. Narya has a plan for an epic birthday celebration. Kayla is coping with her new reality and Meeko has a quest to help with that. There is still one last tale to tell from the Bright Lord’s farmstead.
I would rank this cozy litrpg right up there towards the top! The adventures and quests are heartwarming. As a father, I found myself relating with Gray so often. While I am sad to see the series end, I feel better for spending my time with the Stillwaters. Jonathan Waters and Jessica Threet do a fantastic job as narrators. Plus, I have to praise Jessica for her singing in this series!
Content warning: none
Right, I forgot for a moment that the uncompromising optimism is a family trait I guess.
Brisco - Dark Lord of the Farmstead 4
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- Long Pham
- 08-25-24
who the hell is cutting onion?
Every book in this series so far is so good and emotional. The pace of the story is really good no dull moment.
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- Joshua Pittman
- 09-06-24
excellent narration
This was a good conclusion to the series, and i enjoyed the ride immensely. very satisfied
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- rah5m
- 12-10-24
great story, slow, funny and fun.
can someone please get that precious baby all the turtles she could ever want now.
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- Jon Moore
- 09-24-24
Hate to see it end...
amazing series with plenty of laughs and tears... really sad this is the last installment. well done.
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- Kermit Sudoku
- 09-25-24
What a wholesome entry
This book really nails wholesome slice of life fantasy. The final payoff for this entry is so dang sweet, I just can't. Highly recommended
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