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Mating and Monsters, Book 1
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A ROMANTIC COMEDY FULL OF LOVE, LAUGHTER, AND LIMBS.
Darla Drake, Duchess of Death, is a legendary monster who has haunted the woods around Camp Clear Creek for years. Until an existential crisis forces her to take a sabbatical from wreaking havoc on pimply teens while she figures out what she really wants from the rest of her (possibly infinite) life. But what does a monster do when her malevolent days are over? For Darla, it’s spending time with the decapitated—yet still overbearing—head of her mother, reading romance novels she steals from campers, and struggling with one monstrous case of melancholy. Until Jarko Murkvale arrives in Clear Creek and turns Darla’s life upside down.
Jarko is conceited, arrogant, infuriating, and—unfortunately for Darla—kind of hot. And with the Duchess of Death on the shelf, Jarko has staked his claim on Camp Clear Creek. But Darla refuses to go down without a fight, and so in order to reclaim her territory she challenges Jarko to a series of hunts to see who the most fearsome monster really is.
The more mayhem they cause, the more Darla begins to realize there’s more to this brash monster than she believed … and that Jarko may just be the antidote to her ennui.
But there’s a reason Jarko came to Clear Creek, and in order to fill her nine-chambered heart, Darla will have to unravel the mystery of who this closed-off monster really is. And if they can manage to not literally tear each other limb from limb, Darla and Jarko just might find that couples who slay together, stay together.
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Good First Book
- By Hararu15 on 10-24-24
By: Tessa Bryant
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Werewolves Like Pink Too
- Pixie Pink, Book 1
- By: D.N. Hoxa
- Narrated by: Isabelle Turner, Brandon Utah
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
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What's worse than a pink pixie living all alone in the Big City, eight thousand miles away from home? A pink pixie who's stuck managing monster-fighting crews without ever seeing the light of day herself.
By: D.N. Hoxa
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Weddings & Witchcraft
- Mating and Monsters, Book 2
- By: A.L. Brody
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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The highly anticipated follow-up to Dating & Dismemberment, the unexpected hit with millions of views on TikTok.
By: A.L. Brody
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Claiming Rys
- Dark Forest Pack Series, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Jacobs
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Ten years ago Gabriel Mason betrayed me in the worst way. He made me question my instincts because I'd trusted him with a bone-deep certainty, and for that I will never forgive him. Seeing him again after all this time sparks memories I thought I'd buried so far down they'd never surface. He's as beautiful as I remember, but I'm older and wiser now, and I refuse to make the same mistakes again.
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Meaningless fluff
- By Featheredwing on 08-07-24
By: Annabelle Jacobs
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Faceless
- Legends of Abreia Box Sets, Volume 1
- By: Kenley Davidson
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 23 hrs and 44 mins
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The Five Thrones have always been at peace, but rumors have begun to grow. Whispers of armies, of unrest, and of a masked knight murdering mages in cold blood. To determine the truth of these rumors, a simple bodyguard must become a spy, and test her skills against an sinister assassin while staying one step ahead of a rival king…
By: Kenley Davidson
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Bound to Fall
- Villains and Virtues
- By: A. K. Caggiano
- Narrated by: Ellen Quay, Seth Podowitz
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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Cursed with dark magic, living virtuously has always eluded Celeste, but she’s determined to right the wrongs she wrought in the sleepy village of Briarwyke and maybe even find her ever after, happiness unrequired and, as she sees it, undeserved. But darkness accompanies Celeste as keenly as clumsiness and shame, and when she accidentally releases a new evil on Briarwyke, she must find a divine source of magic to destroy it.
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Witty and sweet.
- By Anonymous User on 10-24-24
By: A. K. Caggiano
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Magic, Mayhem & Murder
- Bad Omen Investigations Series, Book 1
- By: Tessa Bryant
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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In the blink of an eye, Mallory Thorne's world fell apart. She was fired from her job, found her boyfriend in bed with their neighbor, and a phone call from her estranged sister came next, telling her that their grandmother had been murdered.
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Good First Book
- By Hararu15 on 10-24-24
By: Tessa Bryant
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A Tethered Chrysalis
- The Gilded Butterfly Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Micca Michaels
- Narrated by: Kyla Quinn
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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My name is Brooklyn Dawn Lacey, and I’ve let my past control me for too long, letting those wounds on my soul fester. After a painful wake up call, I finally have the courage I need to get out and follow my dreams. That's when I meet the men that can help me heal my broken wings and teach me to fly again.
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Unique New World
- By BJNynas on 10-08-24
By: Micca Michaels
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The Nightmare's Kiss
- Monster Research Facility, Book 1
- By: Skyla Gray
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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Mara Vance never thought her useless psychology degree would lead to studying an actual monster. Subject X-13, aka "The Nightmare," is armed with sharp teeth, claws, and a constantly shifting form… yet Mara finds the huge shadow creature as intriguing as he is terrifying. As Mara studies him, she soon realizes that The Nightmare is far more intelligent than her shady superiors say he is. And every night, she indulges in twisted fantasies about the same monster. What happens in her dreams stays in her dreams—right?
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This could have been so much better!
- By Temetra Williams on 09-02-24
By: Skyla Gray
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The Royal Obsession
- Fae-ted Kings, Book 1
- By: Milana Jacks
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, Tor Thom
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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I took her out to dinner. And liked spending the evening with her. So when I invited her to the Royal Court, she accepted. But I have been lying to her. And now I have to reap what I've sown. For the male she calls Commander, the world knows as the Summer King. She's a fae with barely any magic. I am the king. She thinks it can't work out between us. And I'll do everything in my power to prove her wrong.
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Alphahole Fae Kings and Tor Thom- yes, please!!
- By LilRedFae on 10-24-24
By: Milana Jacks
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Lunar Witch
- Phases of the Moon, Book 1
- By: M. Sinclair
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Blake Lockheart
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
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A simple promise I made to myself after escaping a brutal childhood of abuse and being trained to enact violence on unblessed witches. Since that moment, I've managed to survive on the streets by successfully pickpocketing. Unfortunately, after years of hiding, the monster who stars in all my nightmares is closer than ever, and I'm faced with only one option—to seek refuge at the Dark Imaginarium Academy. The Academy is filled with the elite witches of our society. I should have expected I'd run into some of my previous targets. Normally, that wouldn't be a proble—except for my last hit.
By: M. Sinclair
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Cursed Mates
- Motorcycle Club Romance (Jackals' Wrath MC, Book 1)
- By: Skyler Andra
- Narrated by: Stella Rose, Matthew Winchester
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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I swore off bikers and my family’s motorcycle club, and enrolled in nursing to save lives instead of taking them. When a rival club murders my father, my brother orders me to infiltrate and avenge him. I’m the only one who can get close without being recognized. Destroying my enemies from within won’t be the hard part. Hiding my identity will be, and it won’t be long until the Jackals discover my secret, and I wind up like my dad.
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Action packed
- By Kristin L. on 10-30-24
By: Skyler Andra
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The Last Dragon of the East
- By: Katrina Kwan
- Narrated by: Eric Yang, Feodor Chin
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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At the spry young age of twenty-five, Sai has led a quiet life, keeping the family teahouse up and running—even if that means ignoring the past-due notices—and taking care of his ailing mother. But he has a not-so-secret gift that he’s parlayed into a side career: he was born with the ability see the red threads of fate between soulmates, which lends itself nicely to matchmaking. Sai has thus far been content not to follow his own thread, the only one he’s ever seen that’s gray and fraying.
By: Katrina Kwan
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Nectar of the Wicked
- Deadly Divine, Book 1
- By: Ella Fields
- Narrated by: Adelaide Fernport
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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For twenty years, I’ve been an unwanted changeling. I have no name, no family, and no answers. Until an irresistibly wicked faerie begins a seductive game of cat and mouse. I am his prey. His treasure. A perfect pet. He offers a trade: he will take me to the faerie realms to assist in my search for the truth of who I am. In return, I must agree to marry him. But things are not as they seem, and soon after arriving at his wintry manor, I begin to unravel a dangerous web of lies.
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LOVED
- By The Dutchess on 10-29-24
By: Ella Fields
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Matched to the Minotaur
- Matchmaker Monster Romance, Book 1
- By: Luna Joya
- Narrated by: Kit Swann, Jack Calihan
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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My labyrinth is dying. For my kingdom to survive, I must convince my fated mate to invoke the most ancient of magics—the carnal kind. Too bad my mate's a human who didn't know monsters existed until she saw me.
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2/10 spice
- By Marie on 02-21-24
By: Luna Joya
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The Crippled King
- The Dwarves of Ice-Cloak, Book 1
- By: A. Trae McMaken
- Narrated by: Peter Noble
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
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The life of a dwarven prospector is one of shame, loneliness, and a constant battle for survival. Striking it rich is the only way for Naen to keep his bones from bleaching in the sun without heritage or memory. When riches finally fall into his hands, he encounters a group of indentured servants fleeing from a vengeful master.
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The Dwarven fantasy you've been waiting for.
- By Thorrin Jonsson on 11-06-24
By: A. Trae McMaken
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Dario DeLuca
- Savage Bloodline
- By: Sade Rena, M.L. Preston
- Narrated by: Troy Kain, Eden Lafon
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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The first lesson my father ever taught me was that power is the only currency, loyalty is the law, and always take what you want. When the Mayor of our city begs me to keep his precious daughter safe, I seize my chance to strengthen the DeLuca hold on the town. I’ll keep her safe, but it’ll come at a price. Mia Gordon, the sheltered heiress, must become my wife.
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Dario
- By Andrea Nimmons Smith on 11-19-24
By: Sade Rena, and others
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Bleeding Sea
- By: K.A. Kirtland
- Narrated by: Jennifer Walden
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Gulf of Mexico. Diane Nelson has finally achieved her childhood dream. A recent PhD graduate delighting in the chance to work for her hero, the twenty-five-year-old marine biologist is determined to solve why algae are destroying all life in and above the sea. But when a shooting incident in her new lab leaves one man dead, the unnerved woman fears something more sinister could be at play.
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The fascinating story entwined with science made it very interesting!
- By natalie cole on 10-18-24
By: K.A. Kirtland
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Accomplishments of the Duke's Daughter (Light Novel), Vol. 1
- By: Reia
- Narrated by: Anjali Kunapaneni
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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Iris Almeria, the daughter of a powerful duke, is arrested and forced to her knees in front of her fiancée. Her betrothed, Prince Edward, is rejecting her for another woman! As Iris's life flashes before her eyes, she suddenly realizes she knows exactly what's coming next--because she has been reincarnated into her favorite otome game as its villainess. Quick thinking saves her from exile, but Iris can't rest yet. If she wants to survive this world that sees her as wicked, she'll have to change the world itself.
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IT’s everything I wanted it to be
- By R.L. on 10-10-24
By: Reia
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-20-24
Just what I needed!
Hilarious monster rom com, that's a sentence I never thought I'd write. Fell in love with these characters and can't wait for more of their story and adventures. This book hits that spot from all the old campy horror flicks of my childhood, combined with sitcom like situations. February can't come fast enough. So glad I ran across this author on Tik Tok. Best late night purchase I've made in a long time.
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- APerson
- 10-25-24
What a cute Monster Love Story
First off, I love A.L. Brody AKA Jason Pinter's writing. I adored The Reaper's Son and I knew I would love this too. This is a cozy monster love story, funny, filled with banter and fun. If you love monsters and rom coms, this is for you. Darla is your FMC, typical monster with typical monster problems (who knew, monsters are just like us). Enter Jarko, a monster encroaching her territory that will turn her world upside down and inside out. I enjoyed the banter between these two, I loved him pushing her to explore more and get out of the rut she was in. All around good book and remember "couples that slay together, stay together."
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- Sota
- 11-09-24
better than butcher and blackbird
better than butcher and blackbird that's for sure, minus the smut but so much better we'll thought out and hella funny 😁
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