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Narrated by:
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Michael Beausoleil
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By:
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Bill Bernico
About this listen
This book consists of 27 short stories of murder, mystery and mayhem. This is book one in a series of eight short story compilation books.
©2010 Bill Bernico (P)2016 Bill BernicoListeners also enjoyed...
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