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Narrated by:
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Meg Sylvan
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Tim Paige
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By:
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Alina Jacobs
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Armed with comfy pants, overpriced coffee, and a highly anxious emotional-support corgi, I prepare to face him.
Corporate boss. Villain.
Salinger Svensson.
I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer.
There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance.
He might be the archetypal-asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.
I am exactly like the other girls—I adore Starbucks, greige home decor, and making snarky jokes with my bestie. I’ve even inherited a stalker from an ill-advised singles party.
Yeah, the stalker is… a problem, one I’m hoping will just go away if I ignore it.
I can’t ignore him, though.
He’s all broad shoulders and snide comments, picking apart everything about me as he circles me, going for the kill.
He would never fire me, though. There’s no fun in that. He wants me to quit, to have a mental breakdown.
Well, he can get in line behind my crazy gold-digging sister, my guilt-tripping mother, and the aforementioned stalker.
Salinger pins me with his gaze.
I brace myself, waiting for the verbal blow to come…
Instead, he says, “I need a date tonight, and unfortunately, it has to be you.”
This is a full-length, enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy, complete with smokin’ hot-but-morally gray heroes, a smidge of suspense, and of course the perfect happily ever after! Though this is intended to be a stand-alone book, it does take place after the recently completed Manhattan Svensson Brothers series.
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- A Holiday Romantic Comedy (Frost Brothers, Book 1)
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Neva Navarre, Tim Paige
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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In my perfect world, it would always be winter and never Christmas. I despise the holiday. I hate carols, shopping, and pretending to be a perfect family. I walked away from my family, or rather, they walked away from me. My heart is like ice. See it creeping up the walls. Oh, wait, no, that’s royal icing.
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Cloying influencer’s wet dream
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-24-22
By: Alina Jacobs
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Bridezillas and Billionaires
- A Hot Romantic Comedy (Weddings in the City, Book 1)
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Devon Grace, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Welcome to life as a wedding planner for the rich and entitled of Manhattan. I’ve seen it all - from the nastiest bridezilla to the most overindulged billionaire. And Evan is the worst. Tall, dark, and handsome, he has a ridiculously ripped body under his formal suit and runs a massive hedgefund that’s actively making the world a worse place. I don’t even feel sorry for him when he walks away from the alter in a daze
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Billionaire spicy rom com
- By emily_minnesota on 01-14-25
By: Alina Jacobs
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After His Peonies: A Romantic Comedy
- The Svensson Brothers, Book 0.5
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Rules are meant to be broken. Except for one: Women can't get enough peonies. Even the girl in front of me in line is admiring the peonies in my hand. While I need these particular flowers for my latest plot, I'll still give Meghan the biggest, thickest bouquet I can find. It's flattering how much she wants my peonies. And I don't mind personally delivering.
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Really need an ending to each book
- By Sam on 02-05-23
By: Alina Jacobs
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Sleigh Bells and Slaughter
- A Holiday Cozy Romantic Mystery
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Leah Mallach, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
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Christmas is bad enough without all the music, frantic shopping sprees, and holiday parties. So many parties… with people you couldn’t stand in high school and definitely can’t stand now. Top of the list? Patty Harrison. She made my teen years miserable and, now that we’re adults, she’s trying to get me banned from the Christmas market. Even so, I’m not going to commit literal murder.
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No plot, so cheesy
- By Morgan Chelf on 01-15-25
By: Alina Jacobs
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Hot Mess (A Players Rockstar Romance)
- Players, Book 1
- By: Jaine Diamond
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Lee Samuels
- Length: 16 hrs and 50 mins
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Fate. Destiny. Karma.... She’s mine. It all started with a broken heart. And a breakup party. Rock stars. Circus freaks. And a bachelorette party. Too. Much. Booze. An embarrassing tattoo. And a twist of fate. Her name was Danny. I thought she was the one. But then I lost her. And I never thought I’d see her again. Now...I’m a mess. I’ve had my heart broken - more than once. And my band's broken up. I’ve sworn to myself that I’ll never fall in love again. Time to focus on new music and my new band. As soon as I sober up from my latest breakup party.
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A FLAWLESS ALL-CONSUMING ROCK GOD ROMANCE
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 10-16-19
By: Jaine Diamond
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Caught in the Axe
- Maine Lumberjacks, Book 1
- By: Daphne Elliot
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow, Mollie Stark
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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My ex’s brother is officially off-limits. Right? He’s ten years older. He’s only in town for a few weeks. And did I mention he’s my ex-boyfriend’s brother? But when I agree to be the grumpy lumberjack’s temporary assistant, it gets harder and harder to resist him. He’s all beard, broad shoulders, and growls, but I savor every one of his rare smiles.
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worth the credit
- By Ireadromancetoescape on 05-19-25
By: Daphne Elliot
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Cyclone
- A Linear Tactical Romantic Suspense Standalone
- By: Janie Crouch
- Narrated by: Tom Campbell
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
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Doctor Anne Griffin is back in Oak Creek, Wyoming, only because she has no other options. Here, she was always the shy, stuttering girl, invisible to everyone. Except Zac. The very reason she left in the first place. Zac's years in Special Forces taught him survival skills, and he's created a company - Linear Tactical - to teach those skills to others, so they never have to live in fear. Then why is Annie, the last person he'd ever want to hurt, afraid of him?
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Narrator was terrible
- By K. Burnley on 04-28-21
By: Janie Crouch
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Too Much
- Hayes Brothers, Book 1
- By: I. A. Dice
- Narrated by: Denver Adams, Juniper Young
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
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Only regret the things you haven't done. A cheap motel or the guest bedroom of Newport's infamous heartbreaker? Any sane person would run the other way after hearing a "move in with me" proposition days after meeting Theo Hayes. Not me. Having escaped a dark past and started over with only three suitcases, I'm not guided by pride but survival instinct. Taking the plunge, I soon find Theo's magnetic pull impossible to resist. I should keep my secrets, maintain my distance, and build a new life, but... with Theo, I don't want to have any regrets.
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Slowest burn and no suspense
- By Rhoda on 07-24-24
By: I. A. Dice
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The Way We Touch
- A Small-Town, Brother’s Best Friend Sports Romance (The Bradford Boys, Book 1)
- By: Tia Louise
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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Logan Murphy should come with a warning. He’s as hot as a Carolina Reaper on black asphalt in the middle of July. With perfectly messy dark hair and smoldering blue eyes—and don’t even get me started on the way that black tee stretches across his toned chest… He’s my brother’s best friend. He’s also a football star on track to win the first wide-receiver MVP in league history. Good thing I only date golfers… or I did.
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Logan "Lightning" Murphy was Hot!
- By Sherry on 08-08-24
By: Tia Louise
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Sinful Vows
- Brides and Sinners (Astoria Royals, Book 1)
- By: Deborah Garland
- Narrated by: Lexi Evans, DB West, Troy Duran
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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It was supposed to be a one-night stand with a sinfully gorgeous stranger. A man I’d never see again. I was stranded, he had a hotel room (which I had broken into), and the rest is history. Until he shows up at my doorstep five years later with a marriage proposal.
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Darcy and Ewan
- By Vicki on 10-08-24
By: Deborah Garland
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Betrayer
- The Cursed Bloodstone, Book 1
- By: LiAnne Kay
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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On the eve of her twentieth birthday, Sol is kidnapped by a barbarian. He wants her to use the magic she doesn't have to heal someone. She wants to avenge her mother by killing his chieftain. Desperate to get close to their leader, she marries one of their warriors. Her husband vows to never bed her. She vows to win his favor. When she's plunged into his city, she realizes the depth of his people's prejudices. They will never accept her if she doesn't become like them. Even then, it may not be enough to obtain the vengeance she craves.
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Hard to like the MFC
- By Kindle Customer on 02-19-25
By: LiAnne Kay
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Wife Number One
- Saint View Slayers vs. Sinners, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden, Michelle Price, Lee Samuels, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
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The other women watch me with envy, but they know nothing of the beatings and punishments I endure. He hides them with a veil. One I must wear until I give him a son. But when I fail, he threatens the only good things in my life. My sister, Alice, and the daughter he ripped from my arms for another family to raise. I thought running back to Saint View would save us. I thought wrong. Now my sister is dead, left strangled in an alleyway, and my ex-husband isn’t the only suspect.
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- By Kindle Customer on 05-19-25
By: Elle Thorpe
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The One Night
- A Novella
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Laurie West
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
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Recently divorced Cooper Chance knows he’s officially in a rut when his parents take him barhopping in the hope of resuscitating his love life. At first, he’s skeptical. How could a gritty dive bar possibly solve his problems? But then he runs into Nora McHale. Nora isn’t at the bar looking for love. She’s there to unwind after yet another exhausting day at her bakery. And even if she were hoping to meet someone, it sure wouldn’t be Cooper - her best friend’s ex-husband.
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Enjoyable!
- By randi on 12-17-21
By: Meghan Quinn
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Dirty Like Us
- A Dirty Rockstar Romance (Dirty, Book 0.5)
- By: Jaine Diamond
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Lee Samuels, Rob Granniss
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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A sizzling friends-to-lovers novella about a marriage of convenience - and a jaw-dropping misunderstanding - between a notorious bad boy and the one woman he’s always wanted, but can’t have.
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Start Dirty here…
- By Sandy D. on 03-29-25
By: Jaine Diamond
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Mandy is so self-reliant and independent with such a huge heart for her family. She lets Salinger treat her badly, but underneath her snarkiness and gentle heart is a spine of steel. Salinger is so grumpy and entitled and full of hurtful opinions that it’s hard to imagine that anyone could love him, but I couldn’t help but like him. Mandy softens him and he’s absolutely obsessed once he notices her as something other than his assistant. Once he falls, he falls hard and his bossiness and possessiveness is like no other. Put him together with Mandy’s crazy family and it’s absolute chaos.
Meg Sylvan and Tim Paige narrate the audio and they were a delight. I was hooked from the first chapter and lost myself in the story. Full of snappy, flirty banter, hilarious hijinks, wacky family moments, sizzling chemistry and a turbulent relationship that is electric, I found Mr. Absolutely Not! to be wildly entertaining and I loved every minute.
Entertaining, Steamy Listen
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was good butt
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A very fun read
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other than that, I definitely enjoyed a female lead in her 30's with a job and a good head on her shoulders. also, her parents were written so realistically I couldn't stop picturing my own mother!
good story but may trigger people
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Great story!
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But what I love about Alina's writing is that by the time we get to the good spice we are so involved in the characters and connected to them, it just makes it that much better. We don't get too much spice before we are even half way through the book. And the wait was worth it!
Salinger finally gets a book!!! He has been so mysterious I am so happy we are finally getting to know him and the west coast a bit more. They have been so secretive. I can't wait to see more of those boys.
This book is the first in the West Coast Svensson brothers series and can be read as a complete stand-alone. Of course you will know more if you have read the other brothers books. But you will not feel left out if this is the first brother you have read. You will get some fun little Easter eggs though if you have read some of the other series as well. But they are just minor, so if you haven't read the books you won't miss anything. But if you have the Easter eggs will give you quite a giggle.
I listened to the audiobook of this, and loved it! I think that hearing the voices gives you so much more as a reader. You really can feel the emotions. These narrators were top-notch.
Billionaire/Assistant, romcom, crazy family, spice
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Really enjoyed this
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So frustrating!
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Love the Svenssons!
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Unnecessarily dramatic
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