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Benjamin Stevenson returns with a Christmas addition to his bestselling, “deviously good fun” (Nita Prose), Ernest Cunningham mysteries. Unwrap all the Christmas staples: presents, family, an impossible murder or two, and a deadly advent calendar of clues. If Knives Out and The Thursday Murder Club kissed under the mistletoe.
My name’s Ernest Cunningham. I used to be a fan of reading Golden Age murder mysteries, until I found myself with a haphazard career getting stuck in the middle of real-life ones. I’d hoped, this Christmas, that any self-respecting murderer would kick their feet up and take it easy over the holidays. I was wrong.
So here I am, backstage at the show of world-famous magician Rylan Blaze, whose benefactor has just been murdered. My suspects are all professional tricksters: masters of the art of misdirection.
THE MAGICIAN
THE ASSISTANT
THE EXECUTIVE
THE HYPNOTIST
THE IDENTICAL TWIN
THE COUNSELLOR
THE TECH
My clues are even more abstract: A suspect covered in blood, without a memory of how it got there. A murder committed without setting foot inside the room where it happens. And an advent calendar. Because, you know, it’s Christmas.
If I can see through the illusions, I know I can solve it.
After all, a good murder is just like a magic trick, isn’t it?
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- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Seven strangers are invited to compete to win a clifftop mansion. The rules are simple: each contestant must have at least one hand in contact with one part of the house at all times. The last one to take their hand off, wins the house.
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You'll want to be the first to leave this one
- By SB on 06-07-22
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Don't Hang Up
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Luke Arnold, Sibylla Budd
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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Adam Turner works the mid-dawn shift at his local radio station. From 12am to 6am, it’s his job to fill the airtime with old songs, inane chatter, and the occasional talkback caller. It’s a long way from his prime-time slot from over a decade ago, when he was a star in the making. Now there’s no producers, no billboards, no stakes, and not many listeners. His frequent callers are drunk students headed home from a night out, or long-range truck drivers. He is completely alone in the studio from midnight until dawn every night. And then one night at 12:45am, he gets a different kind of call.
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I don’t understand the reviews
- By James Perkins on 07-15-23
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FIND US
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Every object has a ghost. There is a small yellow backpack - half unzipped, mouth yawning to the pavement, contents strewn around it (a banana, an exercise book, a pair of scissors) - abandoned on a suburban footpath. Ten feet away, the rubber stamp of tyres, resisting clamped brakes, mount the curb and cut across the path. The tracks come to an end at a crippled stop sign. The street, a tree-lined suburban road dappled in late-afternoon sunlight, is calm. But anyone walking past can feel the ghosts: the prickle on the back of their necks that tells them something happened here.
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Not your normal book
- By Skinny on 06-04-21
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The Case of the Missing Maid
- Harriet Morrow Investigates, Book 1
- By: Rob Osler
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 9 hrs
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Rough-around-the-edges Harriet Morrow has long been drawn to the idea of whizzing around the city on her bicycle as a professional detective, solving crimes for a living without having to take a husband. She seizes the chance when the prestigious Prescott Agency hires her as its first woman operative. The move sparks controversy—with skeptical male colleagues, a high-strung office secretary, and her boss, Mr. Theodore Prescott, all waiting for her to unravel under the pressure . . .
By: Rob Osler
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The Christmas Murder Game
- By: Alexandra Benedict
- Narrated by: Ana Clements
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Lily Armitage never intended to return to Endgame House—the grand family home where her mother died twenty-one Christmases ago—until she receives a letter from her aunt, asking her to return to take part in an annual tradition: the Christmas Game. The challenge? Solve twelve clues to find twelve keys. The prize? The deeds to the manor house. Lily has no desire to win the house. But her aunt makes one more promise: The clues will also reveal who really killed Lily's mother all those years ago.
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This recipe just doesn’t work.
- By Faith Horter on 12-05-23
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The Christmas Guest
- A Novella
- By: Peter Swanson
- Narrated by: Esther Wane
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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New York Times bestselling author Peter Swanson pens a spectacularly spine-chilling novella in which an American art student in London is invited to join a classmate for the holidays at Starvewood Hall, her family’s Cotswold manor house. But behind the holly and pine boughs, secrets are about to unravel, revealing this seemingly charming English village’s grim history.
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Decent story, annoying performance
- By K. G. Bates on 12-23-23
By: Peter Swanson
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Last One to Leave
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Timothy Howard Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Seven strangers are invited to compete to win a clifftop mansion. The rules are simple: each contestant must have at least one hand in contact with one part of the house at all times. The last one to take their hand off, wins the house.
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You'll want to be the first to leave this one
- By SB on 06-07-22
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Don't Hang Up
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Luke Arnold, Sibylla Budd
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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Adam Turner works the mid-dawn shift at his local radio station. From 12am to 6am, it’s his job to fill the airtime with old songs, inane chatter, and the occasional talkback caller. It’s a long way from his prime-time slot from over a decade ago, when he was a star in the making. Now there’s no producers, no billboards, no stakes, and not many listeners. His frequent callers are drunk students headed home from a night out, or long-range truck drivers. He is completely alone in the studio from midnight until dawn every night. And then one night at 12:45am, he gets a different kind of call.
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I don’t understand the reviews
- By James Perkins on 07-15-23
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FIND US
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Every object has a ghost. There is a small yellow backpack - half unzipped, mouth yawning to the pavement, contents strewn around it (a banana, an exercise book, a pair of scissors) - abandoned on a suburban footpath. Ten feet away, the rubber stamp of tyres, resisting clamped brakes, mount the curb and cut across the path. The tracks come to an end at a crippled stop sign. The street, a tree-lined suburban road dappled in late-afternoon sunlight, is calm. But anyone walking past can feel the ghosts: the prickle on the back of their necks that tells them something happened here.
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Not your normal book
- By Skinny on 06-04-21
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The Case of the Missing Maid
- Harriet Morrow Investigates, Book 1
- By: Rob Osler
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Rough-around-the-edges Harriet Morrow has long been drawn to the idea of whizzing around the city on her bicycle as a professional detective, solving crimes for a living without having to take a husband. She seizes the chance when the prestigious Prescott Agency hires her as its first woman operative. The move sparks controversy—with skeptical male colleagues, a high-strung office secretary, and her boss, Mr. Theodore Prescott, all waiting for her to unravel under the pressure . . .
By: Rob Osler
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The Christmas Murder Game
- By: Alexandra Benedict
- Narrated by: Ana Clements
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Lily Armitage never intended to return to Endgame House—the grand family home where her mother died twenty-one Christmases ago—until she receives a letter from her aunt, asking her to return to take part in an annual tradition: the Christmas Game. The challenge? Solve twelve clues to find twelve keys. The prize? The deeds to the manor house. Lily has no desire to win the house. But her aunt makes one more promise: The clues will also reveal who really killed Lily's mother all those years ago.
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This recipe just doesn’t work.
- By Faith Horter on 12-05-23
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The Christmas Guest
- A Novella
- By: Peter Swanson
- Narrated by: Esther Wane
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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New York Times bestselling author Peter Swanson pens a spectacularly spine-chilling novella in which an American art student in London is invited to join a classmate for the holidays at Starvewood Hall, her family’s Cotswold manor house. But behind the holly and pine boughs, secrets are about to unravel, revealing this seemingly charming English village’s grim history.
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Decent story, annoying performance
- By K. G. Bates on 12-23-23
By: Peter Swanson
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The Christmas Jigsaw Murders
- By: Alexandra Benedict
- Narrated by: Sandra Duncan
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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On 1st of December, renowned puzzle setter, loner, and Christmas curmudgeon Edie O'Sullivan finds a hand-delivered present on her doorstep. Unwrapping it, she finds a jigsaw box and, inside, six jigsaw pieces. When fitted together, the pieces show part of a crime scene—blood-spattered black and white tiles and part of an outlined body. Included in the parcel is a message: 'Four, maybe more, people will be dead by midnight on Christmas Eve, unless you can put all the pieces together and stop me.' It's signed Rest In Pieces.
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Intriguing Mystery and Word Play
- By Courtney Sterndale on 12-25-24
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The Author's Guide to Murder
- A Novel
- By: Beatriz Williams, Lauren Willig, Karen White
- Narrated by: Angus King, Saskia Maarleveld, Brittany Pressley, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
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There’s been a sensational murder at historic Castle Kinloch, a gothic fantasy of grey granite on a remote island in the Highlands of Scotland. Literary superstar Brett Saffron Presley has been found dead—under bizarre circumstances—in the castle tower’s book-lined study. Years ago, Presley purchased the castle as a showpiece for his brand and to lure paying guests with a taste for writerly glamour. Now it seems, the castle has done him in…or, possibly, one of the castle’s guests has.
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Couldn’t finish
- By TdelaT on 11-28-24
By: Beatriz Williams, and others
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The Christmas Appeal
- A Novella
- By: Janice Hallett
- Narrated by: Aysha Kala, Daniel Philpott, Rachel Adedeji, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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The Christmas season has arrived in Lower Lockwood, and the Fairway Players are busy rehearsing their festive holiday production of Jack and the Beanstalk to raise money for a new church roof. But despite the season, goodwill is distinctly lacking among the amateur theater enthusiasts with petty rivalries, a possibly asbestos-filled beanstalk, and some perennially absent players behind the scenes. Of course, there’s also the matter of the dead body onstage. Who could possibly have had the victim on their naughty list?
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A funny holiday mystery…
- By Sarah Stubbs on 12-18-23
By: Janice Hallett
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The Cornish Wedding Murder
- Nosey Parker, Book 1
- By: Fiona Leitch
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Still spinning from the hustle and bustle of city life, Jodie ‘Nosey’ Parker is glad to be back in the Cornish village she calls home. Having quit the Met Police in search of something less dangerous, the change of pace means she can finally start her dream catering company and raise her daughter, Daisy, somewhere safer. But there’s nothing quite like having your first job back at home be catering an ex-boyfriend’s wedding to remind you of just how small your village is.
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Fun Novel!
- By Elizabeth B Shepard on 08-24-24
By: Fiona Leitch
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Christmas Crimes at the Mysterious Bookshop
- By: Otto Penzler - editor
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens, Graham Rowat
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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The oldest mystery specialty bookstore in the world, The Mysterious Bookshop, has for most of its forty-five-year history commissioned an original short story as a holiday gift for its customers. Written exclusively for the store, the stories were given as a holiday gift to its customers as a thank you for their business, handed out or mailed between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.
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Very Good
- By T.Coxtamtoes on 12-29-24
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The Last Detective
- An Inspector Peter Diamond Investigation
- By: Peter Lovesey
- Narrated by: Simon Prebble
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Detective Superintendent Peter Diamond is the last detective: a genuine gumshoe, committed to door-stopping and deduction rather than fancy computer gadgetry. So when the naked body of a woman is found floating in the weeds in a lake near Bath with no one willing to identify her, no marks, and no murder weapon, his sleuthing abilities are tested to the limit.
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Pleasantly surprised -- loved Inspector Diamond!
- By Tracey on 01-06-13
By: Peter Lovesey
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The Christmas Eve Murders
- By: Noelle Albright
- Narrated by: Lucy Doig
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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It's Christmas Eve at the Merry Monarch. Nestled amongst the Yorkshire Dales, the pub is preparing to host its annual festive games night for its rabble of regulars. But this year, they are interrupted by a knock at the door from a stranger, stranded by the snow storm that's closing in on the village. And this won't be the only surprise of the night. When the power is cut off and darkness descends, the games turn deadly . . . It seems one of the group would kill to win.
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Didn't love it
- By Amazon Customer on 01-05-25
By: Noelle Albright
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The Dinner Lady Detectives
- The Dinner Lady Detectives 1
- By: Hannah Hendy
- Narrated by: Jenny Funnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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Murder is a dish best served ice cold... In the idyllic, small town of Dewstow, Margery and Clementine are eagerly awaiting retirement from their work on the front-line serving meals to the students at Summerview secondary school. Their peaceful life is shattered when their kitchen manager is found dead in the school’s walk-in freezer. The police are adamant that it’s an open-and-shut case of accidental death. But Margery and Clementine are convinced that something more sinister is afoot and take it upon themselves to investigate.
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Nope.
- By Pamela on 03-05-24
By: Hannah Hendy
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Homicide in Hardcover
- A Bibliophile Mystery
- By: Kate Carlisle
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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The streets of San Francisco would be lined with hardcovers if rare book expert Brooklyn Wainwright had her way. And her mentor wouldn't be lying in a pool of his own blood on the eve of a celebration for his latest book restoration. With his final breath he leaves Brooklyn a cryptic message, and gives her a priceless - and supposedly cursed - copy of Goethe's Faust for safekeeping.
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NICE TYPICAL COZY mystery
- By CarmelaC on 02-06-17
By: Kate Carlisle
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Rest Ye Murdered Gentlemen
- A Year-Round Christmas Mystery, Book 1
- By: Vicki Delany
- Narrated by: Amy Deuchler
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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As the owner of Mrs. Claus's Treasures, Merry Wilkinson knows how to decorate homes for the holidays. That's why she thinks her float in the semi-annual Santa Claus parade is a shoe-in for best in show. But when the tractor pulling Merry's float is sabotaged, she has to face facts: there's a Scrooge in Christmas Town. Merry isn't ready to point fingers, especially with a journalist in town writing a puff piece about Rudolph's Christmas spirit. But then she stumbles upon the reporter's body on a late night dog walk....
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Good luck, but some of the accents are not great.
- By GinaG on 09-13-24
By: Vicki Delany
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A Christmas Murder
- By: Mary Grand
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Susan didn’t plan on being an amateur sleuth and, after two successful investigations, she’s looking forward to a quiet Christmas. So, when local businesswoman Meera is in desperate need of help, Susan agrees rather reluctantly. The task should be easy enough. The infamous press mogul Duncan Fern is coming back to the Isle of Wight, the scene of his family’s childhood holidays, to celebrate Christmas with his grown-up children and their partners, his new glamorous wife Kirsten who is forever dripping with diamonds, and the spikey editor of his paper the Morning Flame, Antoine.
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It was ok
- By wisconsinclark on 11-30-24
By: Mary Grand
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How to Solve Your Own Murder
- A Novel
- By: Kristen Perrin
- Narrated by: Alexandra Dowling, Jaye Jacobs
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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It’s 1965 and teenage Frances Adams is at an English country fair with her two best friends. But Frances’s night takes a hairpin turn when a fortune-teller makes a bone-chilling prediction: One day, Frances will be murdered. Frances spends a lifetime trying to solve a crime that hasn’t happened yet, compiling dirt on every person who crosses her path in an effort to prevent her own demise. For decades, no one takes Frances seriously, until nearly sixty years later, when Frances is found murdered, like she always said she would be.
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An interesting twist
- By Russell on 04-02-24
By: Kristen Perrin
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- Khudson
- 01-02-25
enjoyable
person who read was easy to hear and understand. enjoyable story, good holiday book, liked it
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- Steph
- 12-29-24
Magic and murder are illusions.
I really enjoyed this short, holiday special in the Ernest Cunningham series. It's not so much a Christmas story as it is just taking place around Christmas, like Die Hard. It did have an Advent calendar of clues, which I did not figure out.
I also liked the mystery and how less involved it was than the previous two books.
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- Michael
- 10-29-24
Festive Fun!
I loved this little novella, while at the same time I wished it was a full length novel!
Still, I’ll take anything I can get in this excellent and unique series. Love the audiobook narrator as well!
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- Claire Thomas
- 10-28-24
So Fun!
Even after the novelty of Benjamin Stevenson's approach has worn off, these books are still fun. The themes are clever, the mystery is crazily complicated, the characters are engaging, and Barton Welch's performance is outstanding. I will gobble up every book Stevenson adds to this series.
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- Ben
- 12-21-24
Great seasonal novella
Even though it’s set in scorching Australia it still fits the festive mood with the novelty of advent calendars and the like. Quick, interesting storyline. Great for the season!
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- Allison Adams
- 12-29-24
Great fun
Love this series and his other books, and I appreciate the adaptation of the text for the listener (vs. reader)!
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- mexmike
- 12-16-24
Loved it!
It was a fun and easy listen. Loved the creativity with the Christmas theme. It made me think of an old fashioned radio production.
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- Paul & Kim Pfeifer
- 01-13-25
Shorter, but still fun!
Narrated did a very good job, distinguishing characters and telling the story. This is a shorter story than the other two books but it’s still a load of fun. Can’t wait for the next one ( praying there’s a next one)!
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- bmacfn16
- 11-17-24
Worth the read if you like the series
While it wasn't as good as the other two books, it's a short little story that's a fun side story in the series. Emphasis on SIDE STORY! He explains the rules of a "Christmas Special" in the book and so if you apply that to this story, it helps you appreciate it for what it is. The explanation of how someone becomes covered in blood is very weak and it's the only explanation I really didn't LIKE. Overall, a fun read if you've enjoyed the other two books.
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- Lane
- 12-01-24
Love Holidays addition
Very cool hearing about Australian Christmas . Plus new interesting characters. Love the narrator very cool addition. More please.
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