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Hard Luck Hank, Book 11
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The economy has taken a turn for the worse, and Hank is working as a part-time gravedigger (and more than part-time graverobber). Despite being an expert shoveler, it’s not his top career choice, and he’s anxious to take any "legitimate" criminal work that comes along.
In that vein, he finds himself hired by a mysterious woman who wants him to recover an even more mysterious trunk that was stolen from her mansion. He’s also tasked by the new Adjunct Overwatch to find out who has been tampering with the Upper City. Hank struggles against competitive rivals, government red tape, serial killers, and his ever-present grumbling stomach.
All of this takes place with the backdrop of the Thad Elon Festival. It was put on as a means to drum up tourism revenue for the city. But there’s a concern that the destructive demigod in question might show up in person to take part in the celebration.
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- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Kevin Clay
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Humans seem to believe that this chaotic mess of a universe is more or less puttering along on its own. As if universes were completely natural concepts. What if I told you there were no scientific laws? What if I told you that everything, including the facts you are most certain about, could fundamentally change at a moment’s notice and never go back to the way they were before? All life, each object, every feeling or thought you possess, are based entirely upon Spells. It is an active, continual process. They are creating us this very instant.
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Not like Hank.
- By Robin on 05-25-20
By: Steven Campbell
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Hard Luck Hank: Early Years
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Collection of short stories featuring Hard Luck Hank and his early days on Belvaille. Print Length: 63 pages Includes: -Why Hank came to Belvaille -Hank's first job -Where Hank got his plasma pistol -Hank's first murder -Introduction of glocken -Where the Gentleman's Club and Athletic Club came from -Hank's first love -How and why Belvaille changed and became what it is today NOTE: while the stories are stand-alone, it contains many references to characters and events in Hard Luck Hank novels.
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- By Howdy Ho on 12-12-24
By: Steven Campbell
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Hard Luck Hank: Delovoa
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Collection of short stories featuring Delovoa and his life pre-Belvaille. Print Length: 66 pages Includes: -How Delovoa became so intelligent -How Delovoa first joined the military as a scientist -Early experiments with artificial intelligence -Where ZR3 came from -Meeting the Ontakians -Delovoa's advanced work with mutations -Delovoa's exile as a criminal -Early life on Belvaille and his unique, and pervasive, impact on the city NOTE: while the stories are stand-alone, it contains many references to characters and events in Hard Luck Hank novels.
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I prefer Humans
- By D W G on 08-15-24
By: Steven Campbell
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last 15 years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Hank is a thug. He knows he's a thug. He has no problem with that realization. In his view the galaxy has given him a gift: a mutation that allows him to withstand great deals of physical trauma. He puts his abilities to the best use possible and that isn't by being a scientist. Besides, the space station Belvaille doesn't need scientists. It is not, generally, a thinking person's locale. It is the remotest habitation in the entire Colmarian Confederation. There is literally no reason to be there.
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A bunch of genres crammed into good fun
- By Thomas Allen on 09-11-14
By: Steven Campbell
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Spell Talker
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Kevin Clay
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Humans seem to believe that this chaotic mess of a universe is more or less puttering along on its own. As if universes were completely natural concepts. What if I told you there were no scientific laws? What if I told you that everything, including the facts you are most certain about, could fundamentally change at a moment’s notice and never go back to the way they were before? All life, each object, every feeling or thought you possess, are based entirely upon Spells. It is an active, continual process. They are creating us this very instant.
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Not like Hank.
- By Robin on 05-25-20
By: Steven Campbell
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Hard Luck Hank: Early Years
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Collection of short stories featuring Hard Luck Hank and his early days on Belvaille. Print Length: 63 pages Includes: -Why Hank came to Belvaille -Hank's first job -Where Hank got his plasma pistol -Hank's first murder -Introduction of glocken -Where the Gentleman's Club and Athletic Club came from -Hank's first love -How and why Belvaille changed and became what it is today NOTE: while the stories are stand-alone, it contains many references to characters and events in Hard Luck Hank novels.
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- By Howdy Ho on 12-12-24
By: Steven Campbell
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Hard Luck Hank: Delovoa
- By: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Collection of short stories featuring Delovoa and his life pre-Belvaille. Print Length: 66 pages Includes: -How Delovoa became so intelligent -How Delovoa first joined the military as a scientist -Early experiments with artificial intelligence -Where ZR3 came from -Meeting the Ontakians -Delovoa's advanced work with mutations -Delovoa's exile as a criminal -Early life on Belvaille and his unique, and pervasive, impact on the city NOTE: while the stories are stand-alone, it contains many references to characters and events in Hard Luck Hank novels.
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I prefer Humans
- By D W G on 08-15-24
By: Steven Campbell
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last 15 years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Magitech Chronicles Omnibus
- 13 Volumes of Epic Space Fantasy
- By: Chris Fox
- Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
- Length: 108 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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The gods are dead, but they are not gone. Their bodies litter the cosmos, magical fuel for vast interstellar empires, giving birth to mages, and more importantly, to magitech.
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Truly terrible wasted opportunity
- By ClownPrinceChaos on 02-09-23
By: Chris Fox
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Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 1
- By: Haylock Jobson
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 23 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When summoned to a fantastical world and granted powers by a broken System, most freshly minted protagonists would strap on their big-boy boots and get ready for their stats to start climbing. But Fischer isn't like most MCs. In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero at all. Fame? Fortune? Power? He had enough of all that in his old life. Discovering forbidden fishing techniques and petting every cute animal that comes within scritching distance? Now that's a good time.
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The Plot Armor is Unreal
- By Warren on 03-18-24
By: Haylock Jobson
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Shadeslinger
- The Ripple System, Book 1 (A Fantasy LitRPG Series)
- By: Kyle Kirrin, Portal Books
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 21 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Corporate flameout Ned Altimer dreams of leaving his world behind. So, when Earthblood Online splashes onto the VRMMO scene, he dives in and never looks back. His advantages are twofold: exclusive access to the game’s three-day Head Start period, and a ridiculously handsome talking axe named Frank who has knowledge of the game’s deepest secrets...if the magnificent Frank ever feels like sharing them.
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Great new author! Looking forward to the next book
- By Browley on 02-04-21
By: Kyle Kirrin, and others
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Chilling Reflections
- Villains' Code, Book 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 34 hrs
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With her new product line launched and an updated version of her suit to test, Tori Rivas is ready to focus on her work for a while. But when an eruption of power elsewhere in the multiverse sends monsters bursting into her world, the young villain will find herself in the crosshairs of an unexpected invader.
By: Drew Hayes
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
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Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
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- Ryan
- 09-14-23
OMG - Edit your recording!!
Another fun romp with Hank almost totally ruined by unedited dialog re-recordings. I’ve always enjoyed Liam Owen’s vocal choices on these books. Unfortunately the re-recorded takes that we’re not deleted from the final recording we’re a problem. Still, I do not regret spending a credit for a new Hank Story.
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- MSM
- 10-18-23
Another great Hank story
Another great Hanks story. But the editing detracts from the overall rating. Lots of repeated sentences disrupts the flow of the story. Stephen Campbell is a genius and Liam. Owen gives a fantastic performance.
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- Kinsey23
- 12-22-23
Bad editing
The editor is not adequately working out the recordings. The book was enjoyable when not getting endless repeats. This majorly disrupts the flow of the book.
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- joe
- 09-02-23
Belleville is the best!
I absolutely love this book. A great world with fun characters. I love this series, and somehow each book keeps getting better.
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- Linux Chick
- 12-13-23
Audio needs editing- lots of repeats
The lack of audio “proof reading” and narration mistakes detracted from the story, which isn’t one of the better ones to begin with. Still love Hank though.
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- Peyton
- 12-31-23
Adding to the pile - EDIT PLEASE!
Great story, lots of laughs, and a great performance but please edit this thing. It took me weeks to get through it because of how irritating the repeated dialog was.
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- *AshleyG
- 11-20-23
A great bounce back from the last book!
I've been into the Hank series for a while now, and the only book I sort of disliked was the last one. This one comes back to even it out a bit. The multiverse/other universe Hank stuff was confusing at first and was not lead into very well at any point in the series, it just poofed and changed. But still love these books and the narration by Liam Owen is always fantastic!
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- ron
- 09-13-23
typical hank story but the editor should be shot
if you liked previous books your going to like this one.
only thing is there are numerous times the audio repeats itself like they did 2 takes and left them both in. It is awful and the audio editor should feel awful.
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- Isaac Jedwab
- 01-08-24
Great series but repeating lines really killed it.
I wish they would take this book and edit it to remove the double takes. So many hilarious scenes are wrecked by them. Other then that, I really enjoyed the book and voice acting.
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- Rod
- 12-27-23
Great Story/Poor editing job
As many have said, there are editing errors throughout. More than a hundred, I would guess. Not the end of the world, but it should have already been fixed in this day and age.
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