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Jennifer Pratt
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Simon Carr
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This queen was never a princess.
Rejected as a child, Rangalan found family, friends and a home with the goblin folk of the mountains. Now hunted by the man who first rejected her, Rangalan's father, King Longhorn, there's nothing Rangalan will not do to protect her friends. That all sounds very serious. It's not. It’s actually all rather silly, utter nonsense if you ask me. Listen to it if you must, but don’t say I did not warn you.
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
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Jennifer Pratt pulls this off flawlessly. I either love female narrators or cannot listen to them and Jenny, my gal, is in the former category.
I have enjoyed several of Carr's novels to date, and think that you will too. They are generally short enough to be a treat, but still get the work done.
Bow before the Queen
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Another hilarious and intense book by Simon Carr!
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Outlandish Dark Fantasy
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You know what the feel of this reminds me of? The life of Brian and the Monty python writing. The narration is Brilliant!. .Fun and loved the characters.
WOW!! THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING.
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As with Simon Carr's other books, this story is at times crazy and at other times dark. At all times, it is satirical and never takes itself seriously. The characters are fun and engaging and Jennifer Pratt's narration is just great.
For those who have not experienced Simon Carr's work before, it is in the same vein as Monty Python. If you want a story that doesn't take itself seriously and provides a good laugh, then give this one a chance.
Another funny and satirical story from Simon Carr!
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I really recommend the Audio book. Jennifer Pratt's narration is the absolute best. She really gets these crazy characters. And she has voices for them all! She spews all that trashy language spot on. Try the sample, you'll see what I mean.
The goblin queen is not a goblin.
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like a bad Monte Python skit
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