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In 1996, four friends discovered the terrible secret hiding on a quiet island on Lake George, in Upstate New York. They went for a vacation from which they never returned. Listen to the harrowing account of how they partied, had sex, and ultimately fell prey to the…God Damn Zombie Chainsaw Murderer.
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