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Narrated by:
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Sasha Simon
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By:
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Madeleine Gray
About this listen
"Madeleine Gray takes a scalpel to millennial malaise, office romance, and infidelity, and the result is a brainy, gutsy, nervy—and hilarious—wonder of a novel."—Meg Howrey, author of They're Going to Love You
"Simon’s sarcastic delivery captures the emotions of a heroine with the desire to be powerful in a world in which she is powerless. Simon’s narration wavers between the overconfidence of youth and the insecurity of someone who knows she’s in the wrong. This is a perfect audiobook for fans of the show Fleabag."—AudioFile on Green Dot
An irresistible and messy love story about the terrible allure of wanting something that promises nothing
At twenty-four, Hera is a clump of unmet potential. To her, the future is nothing but an exhausting thought exercise, one depressing hypothetical after another. She’s sharp in more ways than one, adrift in her own smug malaise, until her new job moderating the comments section of an online news outlet—a role even more mind-numbing than it sounds—introduces her to Arthur, a middle-aged journalist. Though she's preferred women to men for years now, she soon finds herself falling into an all-consuming affair with him. She is coming apart with want and loving every second of it! Well, except for the tiny hiccup that Arthur has a wife—and that she has no idea Hera exists.
With its daringly specific and intimate voice, Green Dot is a darkly hilarious and deeply felt examination of the joys and indignities of coming into adulthood against the pitfalls of the twenty-first century and the winding, tortuous, and often very funny journey we take in deciding who we are and who we want to be.
A Macmillan Audio production from Henry Holt & Company.
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Critic reviews
Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2024 by Debutiful
“By the time Hera finds out that Arthur is married, it’s already too late—she’s enamored. Gray’s writing skillfully captures the passion of their early trysts. The sex scenes crackle with energy, and the chemistry between Hera and Arthur is believable and seductive. . . A breezy, heartfelt coming-of-age story for Gen Zers concerned with how to grow up without growing cold.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Hera is vibrantly written, and Gray thankfully provides her narration with enough distance for self-clarity. . . . Gray’s unflinching bildungsroman is great fun.”—Publishers Weekly
“This book! What a gutting, funny, smart, smart, smart book it is, one that I absolutely inhaled while almost constantly emotionally bracing myself. Madeleine Gray is a hilarious, humane, and highly perceptive writer.”—Claire Lombardo, New York Times bestselling author of The Most Fun We Ever Had
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About her debut, Out of Love, Hazel Hayes said, “The journey from writing horror to writing love stories was a short one. There is nothing more horrific than love.” In her new novel, she sets out to prove it. This genre-defying, meta-modern novel is unlike anything you have ever heard, and yet at its core it is a story we all deeply understand. A story of love and liminality, and the ways in which grief grips us all. Prepare to laugh and cry; Hazel Hayes will break your heart, but then she’ll mend it for you.
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Worth every second
- By Corbin Mckee on 06-03-24
By: Hazel Hayes
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Come and Get It
- By: Kiley Reid
- Narrated by: Nicole Lewis
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
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It's 2017 at the University of Arkansas. Millie Cousins, a senior resident assistant, wants to graduate, get a job, and buy a house. So when Agatha Paul, a visiting professor and writer, offers Millie an easy yet unusual opportunity, she jumps at the chance. But Millie's starry-eyed hustle becomes jeopardized by odd new friends, vengeful dorm pranks, and illicit intrigue.
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LGBT Propaganda on Overdrive
- By Gretchen on 02-16-24
By: Kiley Reid
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Okay Days
- By: Jenny Mustard
- Narrated by: David Wayman, Kaisa Hammarlund
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam is 28, Swedish and spending the summer in London, working for a top marketing agency. Over the course of the sticky summer months, she falls hard for Lucas, a man she first met as a teenager. Lucas is working at a boutique clothing store whilst trying to get a foot on the corporate ladder, and struggling to hold the pieces of his life together. Sam is a gorgeous distraction. But you can only avoid reality for so long, and both Sam and Lucas know their relationship can't last. Nobody can be this happy forever, surely?
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Breath of fresh air
- By Alyssa on 11-05-24
By: Jenny Mustard
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Perfume and Pain
- A Novel
- By: Anna Dorn
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Having recently moved both herself and her formidable perfume bottle collection into a tiny bungalow in Los Angeles, mid-list author Astrid Dahl finds herself back in the Zoom writer’s group she cofounded, Sapphic Scribes, after an incident that leaves her and her career lightly canceled. But she temporarily forgets all that by throwing herself into a few sexy distractions—like Ivy, a grad student researching 1950s lesbian pulp who smells like metallic orchids, or her new neighbor, Penelope, who smells like patchouli.
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Hilarious!!
- By Marilyn on 05-22-24
By: Anna Dorn
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I Hope This Finds You Well
- A Novel
- By: Natalie Sue
- Narrated by: Nasim Pedrad
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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As far as Jolene is concerned, her interactions with her colleagues should start and end with her official duties as an admin for Supershops, Inc. Unfortunately, her irritating, incompetent coworkers don’t seem to understand the importance of boundaries. Her secret to survival? She vents her grievances in petty email postscripts, then changes the text color to white so no one can see. That is until one of her secret messages is exposed. Her punishment: sensitivity training (led by the suspiciously friendly HR guy, Cliff) and rigorous email restrictions.
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I Hope You Listen to This Book
- By Amazon Customer on 11-24-24
By: Natalie Sue
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Wild Houses
- By: Colin Barrett
- Narrated by: Damian Gildea
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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The riotous, raucous, and deeply resonant debut novel from “one of the best story writers in the English language today” (Financial Times), Wild Houses follows two outsiders caught in the crosshairs of a small-town revenge kidnapping gone awry.
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Insider look at a small crime
- By Probably did on 03-24-24
By: Colin Barrett
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Bellies
- A Novel
- By: Nicola Dinan
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Curtis, Octavia Nyombi
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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It begins as your typical boy meets boy. While out with friends at their local university drag night, Tom buys Ming a drink. Confident and witty, a magnetic young playwright, Ming is the perfect antidote to Tom’s awkward energy, and their connection is instant. Tom finds himself deeply and desperately drawn into Ming’s orbit, and on the cusp of graduation, he’s already mapped out their future together. But shortly after they move to London to start their next chapter, Ming announces her intention to transition.
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4.5/5 Stars
- By thepostman on 02-10-24
By: Nicola Dinan
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My Heavenly Favorite
- By: Lucas Rijneveld, Michele Hutchinson
- Narrated by: Allon Sylvain
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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A confession, a lament, a mad gush of grief and obsession, My Heavenly Favorite is the remarkable and chilling successor to Lucas Rijneveld’s international sensation The Discomfort of Evening. It tells the story of a veterinarian who visits a farm in the Dutch countryside, where he becomes enraptured by his “Favorite”—the farmer’s daughter. She hovers on the precipice of adolescence and longs to have a boy’s body.
By: Lucas Rijneveld, and others
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Parasol Against the Axe
- A Novel
- By: Helen Oyeyemi
- Narrated by: Dorje Swallow
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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For reasons of her own, Hero Tojosoa accepts an invitation she was half expected to decline, and finds herself in Prague on a bachelorette weekend hosted by her estranged friend Sofie. Little does she know she’s arrived in a city with a penchant for playing tricks on the unsuspecting. A book Hero has brought with her seems to be warping her mind: the text changes depending on when it’s being listened to and who’s doing the listening, revealing startling new stories of fictional Praguers past and present.
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A surrealist chocolate box of delights
- By Roxanne Abeln-Taylor on 02-20-25
By: Helen Oyeyemi
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The Sleepwalkers
- A Novel
- By: Scarlett Thomas
- Narrated by: Raphael Corkhill, Kit Griffiths
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Still reeling from the chaos of their wedding, Evelyn and Richard arrive on a tiny Greek island for their honeymoon. It’s the end of the season and a storm is imminent. Determined to make the best of it, they check into the sun-soaked rooms of Villa Rosa. Already feeling insecure after seeing the “beautiful people,” the seemingly endless number of young models and musicians lounging along the Mediterranean, Evelyn is wary of the hotel’s owner, Isabella, who seems to only have eyes for Richard.
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interesting
- By T. Olson on 05-05-24
By: Scarlett Thomas
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The Details
- A Novel
- By: Ia Genberg
- Narrated by: Julie Maisey
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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A woman lies bedridden from a high fever. Suddenly she is struck with an urge to revisit a novel from her past. Inside the book is an inscription: a get-well-soon message from Johanna, an ex-girlfriend who is now a famous television host. As she flips through the book, pages from the woman’s own past begin to come alive, scenes of events and people she cannot forget.
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Ordinary People
- By Tommy on 03-29-24
By: Ia Genberg
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Flint Kill Creek
- Stories of Mystery and Suspense
- By: Joyce Carol Oates
- Narrated by: Kelli Tager
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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These new, recent, and reformulated stories by Joyce Carol Oates showcase a wide range of crime fiction and psychological suspense. A young, insecure woman finds her relationship changing as she grows more and more dependent on a man who likes to take her on long walks beside a dangerously roaring creek. Another woman, nervous around men, not quite knowing how to act when paid a compliment, becomes flustered when a doctor suggests they go out for coffee, or possibly a drink.
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Brilliant writing; wretched narration!
- By howshermun on 11-16-24
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Brat
- A Novel
- By: Gabriel Smith
- Narrated by: Gabriel Smith
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
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We meet our ill-tempered protagonist—the story’s titular “brat”—at a low moment, but not yet at rock bottom. The Gabriel of the novel is mourning the death of his father as well as a recent breakup and struggling to finish writing his second book. Alone and aimless, he agrees to move back into his parents’ house to clear it out for sale. Here, the clichés end.
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Phenomenal Writer
- By Andre on 12-07-24
By: Gabriel Smith
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Caledonian Road
- A Novel
- By: Andrew O'Hagan
- Narrated by: Michael Abubakar
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
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Campbell Flynn, art historian, professor, and fêted fixture of the literati, always knew that when his life came crashing down, it would happen in public—yet he never imagined that a single year in London would expose so much. He’s never taken other people half as seriously as they take themselves, which is the first of his mistakes. The second is a new project: opportunistic and precisely calibrated to rake in a fortune.
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The best audiobook I have ever listened to
- By Samuel Barker on 07-31-24
By: Andrew O'Hagan
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- wuts
- 12-16-24
my favorite audiobook purchase!
this audiobook is absolutely hysterical. it is EASILY my number one audiobook now. the narrator really makes the story and i wish they narrated other books.
i will auto-buy ANYTHING that madeleine grey writes because her sense of humor is just perfect.
5 stars!
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- Monica Hahn
- 12-19-24
The side notes and monologues were good, not a fan of plot.
Liked the audible performance, wasn’t a fan of the story itself. Liked the side monologues of Hera but I don’t agree with her life actions. I can see how this is appealing to people in 20s as these feelings are something commonly experienced.
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- Nina Petelina
- 05-08-24
great writing but horrible story
This book made me giggle from snarky writing, but ultimately made me sad. I recognize a lot of people in the main character. I wish I didn't.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-29-25
Well written but frustrating characters
Written well enough that you get irritated with the main characters. Held my attention but was ready for it to end when it did. Performance was good, easy to listen to.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-21-25
Interesting
The circumstances in me made me start this book immediately once I hear age different love story. A little different that I expected, but totally worth reading. I could say captivating. Really liked the voice and the way she reads for us.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-02-25
Hours of my life I can never get back
predictable, boring, waste of a credit. I do not recommend, narration was very good. Storyline boring and predictable.
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- Shania Rea
- 03-13-25
Raw and Real
This book captured me because it was so well written I started disliking the Hera. It’s a raw and real look into wanting to love and be loved and how much we try to fit ourselves to fit the mold to be loved. The author had a way with words that made me feel like I was in it and experiencing this along side the characters. Everyone had their quirks, flaws and accomplishments I couldn’t help but cheer and cry alongside them.
Gray did so well building a world I never wanted it to end. This isn’t a typical boy meets girl love story but it shows a different side where the girl loves herself enough that she doesn’t need the guy.
Defs a must read!
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