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Sasha Simon
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Madeleine Gray
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"Madeleine Gray takes a scalpel to millennial malaise, office romance, and infidelity, and the result is a brainy, gutsy, nervy—and hilarious—wonder of a novel."—Meg Howrey, author of They're Going to Love You
"Simon’s sarcastic delivery captures the emotions of a heroine with the desire to be powerful in a world in which she is powerless. Simon’s narration wavers between the overconfidence of youth and the insecurity of someone who knows she’s in the wrong. This is a perfect audiobook for fans of the show Fleabag."—AudioFile on Green Dot
An irresistible and messy love story about the terrible allure of wanting something that promises nothing
At twenty-four, Hera is a clump of unmet potential. To her, the future is nothing but an exhausting thought exercise, one depressing hypothetical after another. She’s sharp in more ways than one, adrift in her own smug malaise, until her new job moderating the comments section of an online news outlet—a role even more mind-numbing than it sounds—introduces her to Arthur, a middle-aged journalist. Though she's preferred women to men for years now, she soon finds herself falling into an all-consuming affair with him. She is coming apart with want and loving every second of it! Well, except for the tiny hiccup that Arthur has a wife—and that she has no idea Hera exists.
With its daringly specific and intimate voice, Green Dot is a darkly hilarious and deeply felt examination of the joys and indignities of coming into adulthood against the pitfalls of the twenty-first century and the winding, tortuous, and often very funny journey we take in deciding who we are and who we want to be.
A Macmillan Audio production from Henry Holt & Company.
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Critic reviews
Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2024 by Debutiful
“By the time Hera finds out that Arthur is married, it’s already too late—she’s enamored. Gray’s writing skillfully captures the passion of their early trysts. The sex scenes crackle with energy, and the chemistry between Hera and Arthur is believable and seductive. . . A breezy, heartfelt coming-of-age story for Gen Zers concerned with how to grow up without growing cold.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Hera is vibrantly written, and Gray thankfully provides her narration with enough distance for self-clarity. . . . Gray’s unflinching bildungsroman is great fun.”—Publishers Weekly
“This book! What a gutting, funny, smart, smart, smart book it is, one that I absolutely inhaled while almost constantly emotionally bracing myself. Madeleine Gray is a hilarious, humane, and highly perceptive writer.”—Claire Lombardo, New York Times bestselling author of The Most Fun We Ever Had
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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By: Matthew Starr
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- wuts
- 12-16-24
my favorite audiobook purchase!
this audiobook is absolutely hysterical. it is EASILY my number one audiobook now. the narrator really makes the story and i wish they narrated other books.
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- Monica Hahn
- 12-19-24
The side notes and monologues were good, not a fan of plot.
Liked the audible performance, wasn’t a fan of the story itself. Liked the side monologues of Hera but I don’t agree with her life actions. I can see how this is appealing to people in 20s as these feelings are something commonly experienced.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-21-25
Interesting
The circumstances in me made me start this book immediately once I hear age different love story. A little different that I expected, but totally worth reading. I could say captivating. Really liked the voice and the way she reads for us.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-02-25
Hours of my life I can never get back
predictable, boring, waste of a credit. I do not recommend, narration was very good. Storyline boring and predictable.
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- Nina Petelina
- 05-08-24
great writing but horrible story
This book made me giggle from snarky writing, but ultimately made me sad. I recognize a lot of people in the main character. I wish I didn't.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-29-25
Well written but frustrating characters
Written well enough that you get irritated with the main characters. Held my attention but was ready for it to end when it did. Performance was good, easy to listen to.
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