
Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
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Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
About this listen
Stefanie Wilder-Taylor is officially fed up with the endless mommy fads, trends, studies, findings, and facts about how to raise children. Tiger mom or cool mom? Organic or vegan? "TV is the devil" or "TV is a godsend"? The mother of three young girls, Stefanie has finally decided to hell with Google - she's going to find out how to be a mom all on her own.
In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family and tune out the rest.
Filled with sage advice, laugh-out-loud stories, and Stefanie's signature wit, Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic is sure to appeal to any and every renegade mom who's forged her own path to childrearing.
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And, oh man, do I hate the park and agree with Stefanie 100% on all things park related!
This book is not for the overly-sensitive and all-too eager to be judgmental, but for those with a good sense of humor and an ability to be honest about parenthood, you will definitely enjoy this!
SWT for President!
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I would absolutely recommend this book. It is really funny and really relatable!What was one of the most memorable moments of Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic?
My favorite chapters are the one about Elbe's imaginary friend and the zoo adventure. Stephanie is a great story teller!Great Book!
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worth reading
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Such a great book!
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I need the rest of her books on audible PLEASE!! Who do I write to make that happen?!!!!
If you can’t get enough of her, go to podcast-“ For crying out loud” and get a daily dose of her (and Lynnettes) wits, advise and sanity!! You helped me get through the first 4 years of parenting without loosing my mind- I’m not alone in my madness!!
I’m not quite out of the mail room, but I have something to look forward to!
Will start on the cream cheese spreading skills next weekend....
Oh so clever
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There will be a percentage of people who won't like this book and those are the parents us "normal" ones stay away from.. Over parenting is just not for me! I did laugh out loud... A lot. Let's face it , kids don't come with instructions and not everything works for every kid, so do what works for you and don't judge !
A light hearted book that I find to be realistic....I LOVE my kids but I don't Have to love Everything I do for them, and my way may not be your way but it works for me so get over it! -review by Viki Colonna, yep I bought this book with my husbands account...It must have been my turn in Candy Land..
Gummi Bears Should not be Organic
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Her style is sharp without being cruel and 100% authentic. She also made me actually Laugh Out Loud quite a few times. She performs her own work perfectly...this simply wouldn't be as good if someone else had read it. You can feel the humor and frustration in her voice. My only complaint is that it's a bit short. I don't usually lavish a whole credit on a book that runs a scant 4:44 but it's not a waste. If you are a parent, plan to be a parent...or were ever a child it's a pretty safe bet that you will thoroughly enjoy this book.
You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
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As always, Stefanie Wilder Taylor tells stories that are extremely relatable and subtly hilarious. If you are a parent, it is more than a breath of fresh air to have her reassurance that the world won't end if you feed your kids Mac and Cheese weekly and that sometimes wanting to send your kids to a deserted island is nothing to feel guilty about. Even if you aren't a parent, you know the people she writes about and her "adventures" are still funny, regardless.What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?
When it comes to being a parent, everybody needs to calm the f*** down.Any additional comments?
Check out her podcast "For Crying Out Loud", and her show "Parental Discretion" on Hulu. She is always hilarious and her material is always fresh. I haven't read her other books, but I'm sure they are amazing also!Highly Entertaining!
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Way to go Stephanie Wilder Taylor!
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