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Hat Trick, Book 2
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Magically transformed into a hat, a wizard must endure being worn by a dwarf questing through a labyrinthine underworld, in this comical fantasy adventure.
Answers and vengeance are so close that Absalom Scryne can almost taste them. Perhaps if his consciousness had been transferred to a pair of shoes instead of a hat, he would've had the necessary tongue to do so . . .
Having made it through the Badlands by the skin of his crooked yellow teeth, Ig the kobold celebrated the achievement by blowing everyone up. Now, separated from the unhygienic scalp of his apprentice, Absalom must navigate the pitch-black underworld—traversing a miners' strike, a dungeon complex, a dragon's lair, and the domains of creatures best described as eldritch—perched atop a dwarf.
But will they make it back to the surface? Will we ever see sweet, stinky Ig again? What has the circus got to do with anything? Discover all this and more as the adventure continues!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-02-24
Even more silly and fun than the last one
The way Absolam Scrime, or however it is, this is audiobook, describes everything with such colorful disdain is so hilarious. And even the things he DOESN'T dislike are described so wonderfully
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- Scoob Tritt
- 08-01-24
as per norm for these writers; the worst part of this novel is when you know it is at an end.
I am specifically a fan of these authors collaborations, while this one doesn't display the dark comedy of one of their earlier series (Savage Dominion) it does present a slightly more wholesome but just as humorous narrative. I'm excited to see whatever they manage to conjure up next.
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- Ross
- 07-23-24
Entertaining like the last book
I preferred this book to the previous one. I am looking forward to the third book!
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- Austin H.
- 07-29-24
Penman and Chmilenko do it again
Classic wit and humor that is so unique to this genre. Worth the read just for the laughs.
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- Stephanie
- 01-08-25
Just delightful
🙂 15 words are required when you write your review. But the title says it all.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-26-25
igg was only in the last 3 hours
not enough Kobold he was only in the last 3 hours or so honestly this whole book could have wrapped up in 2-3 hours, its skipable, just know there is female dwarf wizard now and they made it to the city and that's all you need to know, you can skip this book and go straight to the 3rd
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