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Magically transformed into a hat, a wizard must endure being worn by a dwarf questing through a labyrinthine underworld, in this comical fantasy adventure.
Answers and vengeance are so close that Absalom Scryne can almost taste them. Perhaps if his consciousness had been transferred to a pair of shoes instead of a hat, he would've had the necessary tongue to do so . . .
Having made it through the Badlands by the skin of his crooked yellow teeth, Ig the kobold celebrated the achievement by blowing everyone up. Now, separated from the unhygienic scalp of his apprentice, Absalom must navigate the pitch-black underworld—traversing a miners' strike, a dungeon complex, a dragon's lair, and the domains of creatures best described as eldritch—perched atop a dwarf.
But will they make it back to the surface? Will we ever see sweet, stinky Ig again? What has the circus got to do with anything? Discover all this and more as the adventure continues!
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Absalom Scryne, the greatest wizard of his generation, has been murdered. There's no other explanation for why his consciousness now resides in his well-worn but perfectly pointed hat. Well, he isn't going to take that lying down . . . or hanging from a branch, as the case may be.
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Hat trick
- By Jessica on 12-20-23
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Death and Glory
- Immortal's Ascent, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Chris Harris
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 21 hrs and 18 mins
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In the Domains, those born with magic have only one place where they can prove themselves worthy of it: the brutal pits of the arena, where they will either grow in power and build a following with every victory, or risk dishonor and death in defeat. For these “Gladiators”, the ultimate prize for their struggle is a place among the Chosen, the immortal rulers of that vast and decadent empire.
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Could have been better
- By Wesley Blease Scott on 01-25-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Nailmaker: The Reaper, an Isekai LitRPG
- Progression Fantasy with an OP MC
- By: A. Bel
- Narrated by: Neill Thorne
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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Meet Jack, a jaded vet from Earth. During the day he’s a nobody who is shunned and abused. However, at night he’ll grow to be an ungodly powerhouse that would put fear in the hearts of the rich and corrupt. He’ll use every bit of courage, and ingenuity to wreak vengeance on anyone who messes with him or his friends.
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Great story - fun MC
- By Not a Mover or a Shaker on 03-25-24
By: A. Bel
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Towers of Heaven (The Complete Series)
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Cameron Milan
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 28 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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One day, six towers appear on Earth. Each one stands hundreds of stories tall, and are invulnerable to all attacks. At the base of each tower is a portal, welcoming in all who dare enter it. All sorts of magical monsters can be found inside the towers. Even treasure, magic and superhuman strength can be acquired. The problem is that the towers aren't a friendly place. Even worse, the towers sometimes release waves of monsters to attack Earth. In the year 2083, there are only a hundred survivors. In one last attempt, they challenge the final floor without regard for their lives.
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its sterile, there's no emotion or feeling.
- By Jared on 01-15-25
By: Cameron Milan
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Commerce Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
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When Robin Waybright became the Merchant Hero, all of Pangeal turned into his marketplace; for the Merchant can buy and sell anything. Youth, skills, memories, hair color, joys and illnesses… in the trade of power, every deal can tip the scale. And Robin needs power. His homeland of Archfrost teeters on the brink of collapse, the sinister Demon Ancestors plot in the shadows, and twenty-one other Heroes, each with their own Class, have been chosen to save the world of Pangeal. Not all of them are friendly.
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Book has a super interesting premise and by time Robin gets his hero class I❤it!!!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 03-10-24
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Paragon of Blood
- Paragon, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Alex Knight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
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All Auric Cain ever wanted was a chance. A chance to prove himself. A chance to take control of his life. A chance to be more than a lowly D-Tier, the lowest of the low, in a world broken by the arrival of an alien, enigmatic being known as The System.
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The MC is an idiot
- By Kindle Customer on 03-07-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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The Drop of a Hat
- Hat Trick, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, G. D. Penman
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Absalom Scryne, the greatest wizard of his generation, has been murdered. There's no other explanation for why his consciousness now resides in his well-worn but perfectly pointed hat. Well, he isn't going to take that lying down . . . or hanging from a branch, as the case may be.
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Hat trick
- By Jessica on 12-20-23
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Death and Glory
- Immortal's Ascent, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Chris Harris
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 21 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In the Domains, those born with magic have only one place where they can prove themselves worthy of it: the brutal pits of the arena, where they will either grow in power and build a following with every victory, or risk dishonor and death in defeat. For these “Gladiators”, the ultimate prize for their struggle is a place among the Chosen, the immortal rulers of that vast and decadent empire.
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Could have been better
- By Wesley Blease Scott on 01-25-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Nailmaker: The Reaper, an Isekai LitRPG
- Progression Fantasy with an OP MC
- By: A. Bel
- Narrated by: Neill Thorne
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Jack, a jaded vet from Earth. During the day he’s a nobody who is shunned and abused. However, at night he’ll grow to be an ungodly powerhouse that would put fear in the hearts of the rich and corrupt. He’ll use every bit of courage, and ingenuity to wreak vengeance on anyone who messes with him or his friends.
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Great story - fun MC
- By Not a Mover or a Shaker on 03-25-24
By: A. Bel
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Towers of Heaven (The Complete Series)
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Cameron Milan
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 28 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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One day, six towers appear on Earth. Each one stands hundreds of stories tall, and are invulnerable to all attacks. At the base of each tower is a portal, welcoming in all who dare enter it. All sorts of magical monsters can be found inside the towers. Even treasure, magic and superhuman strength can be acquired. The problem is that the towers aren't a friendly place. Even worse, the towers sometimes release waves of monsters to attack Earth. In the year 2083, there are only a hundred survivors. In one last attempt, they challenge the final floor without regard for their lives.
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its sterile, there's no emotion or feeling.
- By Jared on 01-15-25
By: Cameron Milan
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Commerce Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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When Robin Waybright became the Merchant Hero, all of Pangeal turned into his marketplace; for the Merchant can buy and sell anything. Youth, skills, memories, hair color, joys and illnesses… in the trade of power, every deal can tip the scale. And Robin needs power. His homeland of Archfrost teeters on the brink of collapse, the sinister Demon Ancestors plot in the shadows, and twenty-one other Heroes, each with their own Class, have been chosen to save the world of Pangeal. Not all of them are friendly.
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Book has a super interesting premise and by time Robin gets his hero class I❤it!!!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 03-10-24
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Paragon of Blood
- Paragon, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, Alex Knight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
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All Auric Cain ever wanted was a chance. A chance to prove himself. A chance to take control of his life. A chance to be more than a lowly D-Tier, the lowest of the low, in a world broken by the arrival of an alien, enigmatic being known as The System.
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The MC is an idiot
- By Kindle Customer on 03-07-22
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Dead Tired I
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
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could have been awesome...
- By Resowo on 01-17-24
By: RavensDagger
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Friendly Neighborhood Wizard: A Cozy Fantasy
- Friendly Neighborhood Wizard, Book 1
- By: SmilingSatyr
- Narrated by: Eric Burgher
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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After six years at Saint Balthazar's Academy of Magic, Wil McKenzie has returned to his hometown a bewitching but humble Mr. Fix-It. The farming community of Harper Valley has its fair share of problems, and it's counting on Wil's sigils—and dazzling flicks of the wrist—to solve them. After all, the whole of Harper Valley funded his education. Now, Wil's back in the family fold and working to fill the needs of his neighbors, who all seem to want a fast return on their investment. But whether it's mending fences, ridding a house of vermin, boosting crops, or finding lost children, Wil is ready.
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Very wholesome
- By GGT on 02-20-24
By: SmilingSatyr
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Savage Dominion
- Savage Dominion Series, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, G.D. Penman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 18 hrs and 36 mins
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Maulkin didn't know dying would mean a new eternity of dungeon delving, monster slaying, and glory hunting. If he had, he wouldn't have been so worried about kicking the bucket on a date gone even more wrong than usual. Reborn in the wild world of Amaranth, Maulkin finds himself in a hulking demi-human body with a sword of a size to match. Marked as an Eternal, a fledging immortal of boundless potential, Maulkin soon discovers he's been given a mission by the elder pantheon of this new realm.
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Combat, comedy and Cow man!
- By B&H on 05-29-21
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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Deadman Walking
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Series
- By: C.B. Titus, Seersucker
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Even after the bombs fell, even after countries unleashed weapons beyond imagination on one another, even after lawlessness became the norm, people still expect their mail. As a deadman, I'm uniquely suited to deliver it.
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I was hooked the moment Heath Miller first spoke.
- By Andrew on 09-16-23
By: C.B. Titus, and others
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Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer
- Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer, Book 1
- By: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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As a monster, Shrubley is forbidden from joining the adventurers guild. In a world where essence artists rank up in power and most monsters are feral beasts, Shrubley is among the weakest of creatures and is treated as an outcast. With curiosity essence bound to his spirit, Shrubley might be weak, but he's intelligent and determined. Against all the odds, he discovers a loophole from the Druid that gave him life—but there's a deadly catch. For a chance of ever being accepted as a true adventurer, he must challenge an otherworldly realm threatening to consume everything.
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Whimsical writing and unfocused editing
- By Andreas on 11-13-24
By: James T. Callum, and others
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Tunnel Rat
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Walrus King
- Narrated by: Garrett Michael Brown
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Milo lives in a steel cave within a man-made mountain of steel and concrete. He spends his days repairing the machinery that keeps the habitat livable and tinkering with the prosthetics that help his twisted body move about through the small tunnels and air shafts that are his world. He's as much a piece of discarded machinery as the equipment he keeps running. An escaped lab experiment living in a hole. Given a chance at being someone different, will he become a hero and live in the sunlight?
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Milo!
- By Chris on 11-22-24
By: Walrus King
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Weaving Virtue
- A Progression Fantasy Epic (Gleam, Book 1)
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 16 hrs and 38 mins
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Life isn't that easy. Just like everything else, there are rules and regulations—and Chance didn't make the cut. Not until a lucky encounter gets him a one-way ticket to his future. A world where he can make something of himself. If only he hadn't landed in the middle of an endless maze full of monsters salivating for his life. Isolated and lost, the only thing Chance has to work with is his strange, luck-based magic and his determination to finally live a life worth living.
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Characters kept getting pushed around
- By Allen M. Bonneau on 12-31-24
By: Actus
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Collect the World
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Cameron Milan
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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Enticed by the System, native forces vied for ownership of the realm. Heroes and tyrants rose from the masses. Generations came and went, and yet when the war raged on, the System decided to add a new player to the board. Keith Walker has just come of age when he learns what it feels like to be powerless. Forced by events beyond his control, Keith comes to terms with his family's true heritage and decides that from now on, he'd control his own fate.
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Not his best
- By Nighteyes on 01-30-24
By: Cameron Milan
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A Han Yang Omnibus
- A Combined Collection
- By: Han Yang
- Narrated by: Blaine Maddox, Diana Richardson, Matt Hicks, and others
- Length: 134 hrs and 8 mins
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Mayor Of Mythos, Dungeon Realms, Isekai Warden, Conquering New Earth, Spartan Justice, Colony Builders, Reincarnation Trials, Jespa: The Space Trader, Dean Hawthorne, And My Girlfriend Is A Sorceress From Another World. These great books in one omnibus offering! If you like high fantasy, science fiction, action, adventure, and great storytelling, give this bundle a try!
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It's multiple unfinished stories.
- By Alana Renee' on 06-22-24
By: Han Yang
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Saintess Summons Skeletons: Book 1
- A Holy Necromancy LitRPG
- By: Mornn
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
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She wanted to be a Necromancer, but awakened as a Saint! Somehow her summoned heroes are all undead? How will the church react when their Saintess summons a skeleton in place of a mighty hero? Sofia isn’t too keen on finding out. In this world, Gods choose [Saints], and [Saints] summon [Heroes] from other worlds; everyone knows that. But Sofia had a thing for bones ever since she was a child; there’s only one [Class] she wants: [Necromancer]! When, by the whims of fate, she gets both classes at the same time, the system breaks.
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dungeon crawl
- By Nicholas Eber on 06-06-24
By: Mornn
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Dawn of the Density God
- Density God, Book 1
- By: ToraAKR
- Narrated by: J. S. Arquin
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
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Jiran is just a child when he receives shattered, imperfect memories of a past life. Nestled inside these emotionless visions is a magic very different to the density and mana he knows, the magic of science. The empire stands alone against the relentless beasts of Madra. Their only means of survival is harnessing the density that saturates her surface, a magic they cannot possibly understand. Will Jiran realize he holds the key to unlocking humanity's infinite potential before they are all wiped out?
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Not a series you thought.
- By HowByzar on 12-20-24
By: ToraAKR
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Courier Quest
- By: FlossinDune
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
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Trevor Anderson is just another normal, overworked retail worker. All he wants is his promised promotion, a chance to use some of his vacation days without feeling guilty about it, and time for his hobbies. While waiting patiently for his life to improve, a workplace accident changes everything for Trevor, including the world he resides in. After he bungles his way through a summoner’s questionnaire and gains the Power of an extradimensional inventory, he lands in the peaceful town of Tosa.
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Cozy litrpg
- By BiduscasMate on 03-11-24
By: FlossinDune
What listeners say about Hat's Entertainment!: A Humorous High Fantasy
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- Anonymous User
- 09-02-24
Even more silly and fun than the last one
The way Absolam Scrime, or however it is, this is audiobook, describes everything with such colorful disdain is so hilarious. And even the things he DOESN'T dislike are described so wonderfully
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- Ross
- 07-23-24
Entertaining like the last book
I preferred this book to the previous one. I am looking forward to the third book!
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- Scoob Tritt
- 08-01-24
as per norm for these writers; the worst part of this novel is when you know it is at an end.
I am specifically a fan of these authors collaborations, while this one doesn't display the dark comedy of one of their earlier series (Savage Dominion) it does present a slightly more wholesome but just as humorous narrative. I'm excited to see whatever they manage to conjure up next.
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- Austin H.
- 07-29-24
Penman and Chmilenko do it again
Classic wit and humor that is so unique to this genre. Worth the read just for the laughs.
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- Stephanie
- 01-08-25
Just delightful
🙂 15 words are required when you write your review. But the title says it all.
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