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Ilse Max
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Phillip Polite
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Montgomery Quinn
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I never thought, after all those fantasy novels. That I would ever live through one.
My name is Tobias Conner-Kyanite. And yeah. That name is still something I’m not quite used to yet. Most of this was an accident. But not a regret. Not even a little.
I’d like to say, that boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl and boy marries girl. Unfortunately, or I like to think, fortunately. That girl didn’t know the boy existed, and when I arrived at Dead Man’s Shaft to meet with the lovely Vanessa Weeks for an impromptu spelunking lesson. Well, it was her boyfriend and a few of his buddies waiting for me.
Rather than get the whooping of a lifetime, I ran for the darkness of the old mine shaft. Where I took a nasty fall. How it happened, and where I ended up, I have no idea. But the strange, blind, batlike monster hanging from the ceiling when I woke up told me this wasn’t earth any more.
The five beings in powered armor that came to my rescue only reinforced that fact. Inside those metal shells, though… Five of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. With eyes and hair like the gemstones they’re named after.
This is a hard world. Of struggle, honor, and fantastical technology, unlike anything I have ever seen. Held together by five families, with five elders… Who just so happen to be the fathers of the women who rescued me. And when their attempt to have me executed goes awry with the news of my unknowing betrothal to one of those beautiful women.
This world is little like the one I grew up in. Their laws are harsh and absolute. So I better learn quick. Because the consequences can be fatal. And I’m getting rather attached to my rescuers.
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Connor Huntsson had a plan: build a home, marry his best friend, and make lots of babies. The house was easy—but the rest? Problematic. Getting into a brawl alongside the chieftain’s daughter might have been forgivable, but kidnapping a drunken king would lead to war. Armed with his inheritance and the truth of who he is, Connor still wants to live the life of a man. But to do that, he must first seek the powers of a god.
By: A.V. Ray
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Deep Winter
- Tears of Winter, Book 1
- By: Kingsley Khan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Change is the only constant, and not all change is good. The change most recent for Tristan Walker was all the free time he now had after finding his girlfriend in a compromising position with a few other people. He went back to his normal routine of life and had mostly forgotten the indiscretion when he found himself waking on his couch after a bright flash of light, with two suns hanging in the sky.
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- By CC on 01-08-25
By: Kingsley Khan
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Psyker Marine
- A Science Fiction LitRPG (Galactic Invasion, Book 1)
- By: Jake Malory
- Narrated by: Matthew Michael Lewis, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is James Thorne, and I wasn't supposed to matter. Before the invasion, I was just a guy in a dead-end job, keeping my head down and my past buried. The Gehenna want our annihilation. Thankfully, they angered the Aetherion who may help humanity not only fight back, but turn the tide. When I’m offered the chance to be Cleansed, to become something more than I was, I take it. And it turns out I’m special. No, I’m not the Chosen One. And yes, there are others like me, but as a Psyker, I can do things most can't. Things that make me very dangerous.
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X-COM, The literary edition.
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-25
By: Jake Malory
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Dread Runners: A LitRPG Urban Fantasy Dungeon Crawler
- By: Eden Redd
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
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Simon, one of the last of his kind, seeks otherworldly treasures to change the card fate has dealt him. When he discovers Penumbra Springs, a secret haven for mythics, he's determined to join. But the haven hides more than just a community of strange beings.
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fantastic
- By Anonymous on 02-22-25
By: Eden Redd
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Infernal Legacy
- By: Edgar Riggs, Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Damian's life turns upside down when his father is murdered, leaving a void nothing can fill. Moving to a new city for college is supposed to be a fresh start, but it never feels right. Just as things begin to settle, Damian comes home to find a demonic goatman waiting to kill him. Luckily, a badass angel with a sword saves him—except she isn’t an angel, and Damian isn’t as human as he thought. Now, with his mother missing, Damian is caught in the middle of a war between worlds. To find her, he must train, slay demons, decipher his father's journal, and master the weapons he left behind.
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A great start to a spicy series.
- By Posiden300 on 02-18-25
By: Edgar Riggs, and others
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Wizard's Redemption
- The Order of the Sentinels - The Eidolon Series
- By: Gary Hunst
- Narrated by: Lisa Koch
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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“Yes, I admit, I should have told him earlier,” lamented Wizard Apprentice Talash as Sentinel Ruben stared at him. “I just don’t know what to do now that the Portcullis has been opened.” What to do. Yes, that was the million-dollar question. Warning the citizens about the hordes of criminals, crazies and creatures flooding into Mokiem from the Land of Outcasts would be the first action; repairing and sealing the Portcullis would be the second; and rescuing Wizard Szczurik from whatever hellish place the changeling had teleported him would be the third.
By: Gary Hunst
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Grimmwald: Book 1
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Barbie Jean Warmack, Jim Swanson
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Maxim Volt worked very hard NOT to become the local madman. He didn’t plot doom upon his enemies (even when they deserved it). He didn’t stitch together monsters with parts 'recycled' from the local graveyard. Why, he barely allowed himself a maniacal laugh or two! And yet, he still somehow ended up getting kicked out of university, banished from the family estate, and inheriting a decrepit castle high in the mountains of Eastern Europe, complete with a spooky but devoted maid.
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It's an OK start to the series.
- By Posiden300 on 02-15-25
By: Jay Aury
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Suburban Warlock
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Had potential...
- By CooJo on 10-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Dead and Horny
- Dangerous Appetites
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
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When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect. She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them. She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs. And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
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funny and intriging
- By Tryston Moorman on 08-07-24
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Dungeon Explorers
- A Dungeon Academy LitRPG
- By: Alex Prone, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Boise Blue
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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One perfectly ordinary day turned into chaos, but it wasn’t all bad. Sure, I had to fight for my life, but I also rescued the darling damsel Sophia and met the legendary adventurer Stormbreaker. That fateful encounter unlocked a rare and mysterious new class: [Runesmith]. To top it off, I earned a spot in the Dungeon Divers Guild. Now the race for survival starts. The fear of starving to death hangs over their heads due to the increased metabolism their higher attributes give them.
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Really good
- By CC on 02-13-25
By: Alex Prone, and others
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The Maker's Metal
- By: Dante King, Matt Waid
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Only David Montague, billionaire inventor, stands in their way. With the ability to read auras, he’s amassed for himself wealth and power, but now his ability will be turned toward more noble ends: defending humanity.
By: Dante King, and others
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Farm or Die
- By: Montgomery Quinn
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Raya Kane
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Dapy was an odd fellow. Not the bad sort. Just the quiet sort. The animals spoke to him far better than people did. Not that Dapy would ever mind. Living the simple farmer’s life was all he looked forward to. Until it wasn’t.
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The Plot Sort of Disappears
- By Gilbert M. Stack on 12-31-24
By: Montgomery Quinn
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- C E Wright
- 03-07-25
Cultural differences abound.
The narrators were great with alarge range of voices that fit the characters. There was was a believability they brought out as they spoke in the portrayals of the characters. It really brought more life to those characters.
Saying all tha,t there are some very explicit depictions in sex, fighting, and of course terrible monster creatures.
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- M M
- 02-22-25
Bad Narrator Good Story,
The story is good, But i can not get over the Male Narrator sure he says all the words correctly in order, but with ZERO emotion inflection or it seems any effort at all.
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- A Marin
- 02-02-25
Great twist to Isekai
Fantastic story and great twist that uses dwarves instead of the classic elves. My only hang up is the narrator. While done well, he sounds a bit monotone at times.
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- Madeleine Ames
- 02-26-25
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Interesting story. Something new. I liked it. Though the erotic scenes did drag. A bit too detailed in my opinion. And some of the erotic vocabulary words were repeated a bit too much back to back. Considered various word choices throughout. However, I’d definitely play it again. Definitely out of my comfort zone. Something I did enjoy being hesitant at first.
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