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Raya Kane
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Montgomery Quinn
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Dapy was an odd fellow. Not the bad sort. Just the quiet sort. The animals spoke to him far better than people did. Not that Dapy would ever mind. Living the simple farmer’s life was all he looked forward to.
Until it wasn’t.
His parents died quickly. Struck down by the wasting sickness. It was all he could do to run and beg the local baron for medicine. Medicine that came too late.
Reeling from the loss of his parents, on a farm he couldn’t maintain on his own, Dapy knows he has a debt that can never be repaid to a man who would never forgive it. With a last goodbye to the only home he had ever known, our young farmer stepped off the path... And stumbled over an intoxicated wizard on the road.
Through the drunken wizard’s slurred speech, Dapy accepts a job.
As a farmer.
On a farm, with strange magical qualities.
And a history of mysteriously dead farmers.
Only now it’s too late. The farm is too important to risk revealing. Dapy is forever stuck. Him, alongside a very cranky cat.
Surely the pretty kitty had nothing to do with a range of mysterious deaths? SURELY?
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Excellent
- By Kindle Customer on 08-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Rise of the Dragon Hunter
- By: Malcolm Fortin, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark wanted to clock out of work, like an average guy to have an average night. After a dust storm envelops him, Mark awakes in the mythical land of Lathinia where adventure awaits. Armed with a legendary sword and a very unique mount, he learns there's a skill point system that rules the land.
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meh okay but inconsistent
- By Anonymous User on 09-30-24
By: Malcolm Fortin, and others
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Spellbreaker Climbs the Tower 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King, Han Yang
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason Sanchez is at work when the world ends. Dark towers engulf buildings all across the city, filling them with dangerous monsters. Fortunately for Jason, he acquires the Curse Weaver Class, which gives him a fighting chance at surviving the apocalypse. That is, assuming he can rally a bevy of unlikely allies to his cause and master the strange but powerful abilities of the Curse Weaver.
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MC is an idiot.
- By Anthony on 09-30-24
By: DB King, and others
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The Returned 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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I'm powered through a lot of books because I've spent money on them I can't with this one
- By Hannah on 11-09-24
By: Dante King
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Vigilance: A LitRPG Adventure
- Fallen Lands, Book 1
- By: C Peinhopf
- Narrated by: Charlie Keegan James
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When Evelyn moves to Monterey Bay for college, she expects her biggest challenges to be making new friends and surviving freshman year. But her life takes a dark and unexpected turn when she's abducted and thrust into a terrifying world of monsters, magic, and ancient secrets.
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Definitely recommended
- By Anonymous User on 10-28-24
By: C Peinhopf
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Suburban Warlock
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Excellent
- By Kindle Customer on 08-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Rise of the Dragon Hunter
- By: Malcolm Fortin, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Mark wanted to clock out of work, like an average guy to have an average night. After a dust storm envelops him, Mark awakes in the mythical land of Lathinia where adventure awaits. Armed with a legendary sword and a very unique mount, he learns there's a skill point system that rules the land.
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meh okay but inconsistent
- By Anonymous User on 09-30-24
By: Malcolm Fortin, and others
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Spellbreaker Climbs the Tower 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King, Han Yang
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Jason Sanchez is at work when the world ends. Dark towers engulf buildings all across the city, filling them with dangerous monsters. Fortunately for Jason, he acquires the Curse Weaver Class, which gives him a fighting chance at surviving the apocalypse. That is, assuming he can rally a bevy of unlikely allies to his cause and master the strange but powerful abilities of the Curse Weaver.
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MC is an idiot.
- By Anthony on 09-30-24
By: DB King, and others
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The Returned 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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I'm powered through a lot of books because I've spent money on them I can't with this one
- By Hannah on 11-09-24
By: Dante King
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Vigilance: A LitRPG Adventure
- Fallen Lands, Book 1
- By: C Peinhopf
- Narrated by: Charlie Keegan James
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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When Evelyn moves to Monterey Bay for college, she expects her biggest challenges to be making new friends and surviving freshman year. But her life takes a dark and unexpected turn when she's abducted and thrust into a terrifying world of monsters, magic, and ancient secrets.
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Definitely recommended
- By Anonymous User on 10-28-24
By: C Peinhopf
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Trials of the Nekomancer
- A Comedy LitRPG Isekai Adventure
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Walt Allen
- Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The Abyssal Tower—an endless dungeon where the chosen earn their gods' favor. Here they are promised riches, skills, and legendary artifacts. Six divines, six factions, each competing with warriors from all across the realm. But what happens when an unknown seventh god comes out of retirement? Meet Adam Glow, a persecuted, down-on-his-luck necromancer with dreams of crafting a utopia. After a series of unfortunate events, he finds himself and his cat, Schrödinger, cornered by the dastardly forces of the Empire.
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Lots of fun
- By Ellimanist15 on 11-13-24
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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Brilliant low stakes slice of life
- By TrustedReviewerFTW on 11-05-24
By: Austin Beck
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The F-Rank Foot Soldier Became An S-Rank Monster Rancher, Volume 1
- Rise of the Weakest Tamer
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Rhys David, June Aaron
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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The F-Rank Foot Soldier Became An S-Rank Monster Rancher is a light-hearted story of new beginnings and new potentials. Follow Riven as he makes the best of his forced retirement, tames monsters, finds friends, and uncovers the mysteries surrounding the world.
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Not sure
- By No one important on 09-22-24
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Heroes of Fronstead
- By: Zeke Urban, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Hope comes in the form of a powerful traveling wizard named Max Ashford, who arrives just in time to defend the town from the corrupted monsters that threaten it. What begins as a mercenary job turns into a fight for a place worthy of more. Joining him is the mayor, Giselle, a wondrous half-elf who’s willing to do anything to save Fronstead. A massive battle awaits them and time is running out. Max will have to unite the entire town against the furious onslaught that awaits them, but will it be enough?
By: Zeke Urban, and others
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Shifter Girl Summer
- Tails & Tan Lines, Book 1
- By: Landon Scott
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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The beachside town of Oyster Cove had everything a man could want—endless white sand beaches, plentiful summer activities, and of course, more beautiful women than you could shake a tail at. I came to Oyster Cove to enjoy a leisurely summer of surf and sun, but I find out pretty quickly that there’s more to this town than meets the eye.
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Right in the sweet spot.
- By DaynenMc on 08-14-24
By: Landon Scott
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I'm Just a Small Town Shifter
- I'm Just a Small Town Shifter, Book 1
- By: G.S. D'Moore
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Sierra Taft
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Kirk Jensen always chased his dreams. He even left home and chased them across the country. He expected that hard work, training, and determination would make his dreams a reality. Afterall, people always say that if you work hard, you can achieve your goals. He did not expect to be a short order cook working long shifts for minimum wage. He certainly didn't expect to take the garbage out one night and find himself confronted by a thousand pounds of fury armed with fangs and claws. He did not expect to survive.
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not for me
- By kevin on 02-12-23
By: G.S. D'Moore
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Awakening the Angel System Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ellory Lane
- Length: 36 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a Post-Apocalyptic world of Magic and Machinery, Jack Knight is an orphan who finds himself caught between a life-altering decision. Join the military and fight the demon hordes or sell his soul to the Corpos. Both options having minimal appeal to a shut-in like Jack. Thanks to the high cost of living, and his sister’s medical expenses, Jack has never given much thought to what he’d want to do with life, always living paycheck to paycheck, scrounging just enough to keep the lights on and his sister safe. However, an Angel presents him with a third option.
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False story impression
- By richard s. on 08-03-24
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Maid for You 2
- A Catgirl Romance for Men (Maid for You, Book 2)
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark McGuiness has been working hard. As the number one firefighter on the Hot Shot Heroes calendar, he's always had his pick when it came to the dating scene, too. But there comes a time in every man's life where the allure of casual encounters starts to dim. Enter Zuzu, quirky catgirl on the run, bamboozled, sort of, into a contract with Maid For You. She's a whole bag of nerves and cuteness and questionable competency when it comes to maid duties—and now she's Mark's problem.
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Such an adorable monromnce
- By Posiden300 on 10-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Fate's Enforcer
- Chosen by Fate, Book 1
- By: Adam Lance, Anne Ominous
- Narrated by: Claire Bonner, Gabriel McCarty
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Alex Colin has been selected as a candidate to take Fate's test. Together with 3 others, Alex must prove his skills in combat, intellect, and in social situations, to earn the Fate’s trust and take on the mantle of an Enforcer before the dungeon becomes too dangerous for them to survive.
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Lovely book!
- By Anonymous User on 10-09-24
By: Adam Lance, and others
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Sky Lord
- An Isekai Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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The world of Skyhall awaits, unlocked by a mysterious inheritance from Jonathan’s eccentric, adventuring uncle. The threats are legion—dungeons, undead, wyverns, and beastfolk—but Jonathan has a unique class that will give him the power to expand and improve his own airship. In time, he will turn it into a veritable fortress and flying palace. Also, he won’t be going to Skyhall alone.
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straight up SIMP TRASH
- By CooJo on 10-01-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Dashing Devil Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: G.D. Brooks
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 41 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Born one of the Powered in a world starving for superhuman defenders, Boyd is both blessed and cursed—blessed in that he was born Powered, possessing superpowers on a world in desperate need of each Hero able to defend humanity from a hostile planet, but cursed in that he is one of the Changed.
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Disgusting
- By jose on 05-21-24
By: G.D. Brooks
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others