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Boise Blue
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Raya Kane
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Montgomery Quinn
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Dapy was an odd fellow. Not the bad sort. Just the quiet sort. The animals spoke to him far better than people did. Not that Dapy would ever mind. Living the simple farmer’s life was all he looked forward to.
Until it wasn’t.
His parents died quickly. Struck down by the wasting sickness. It was all he could do to run and beg the local baron for medicine. Medicine that came too late.
Reeling from the loss of his parents, on a farm he couldn’t maintain on his own, Dapy knows he has a debt that can never be repaid to a man who would never forgive it. With a last goodbye to the only home he had ever known, our young farmer stepped off the path... And stumbled over an intoxicated wizard on the road.
Through the drunken wizard’s slurred speech, Dapy accepts a job.
As a farmer.
On a farm, with strange magical qualities.
And a history of mysteriously dead farmers.
Only now it’s too late. The farm is too important to risk revealing. Dapy is forever stuck. Him, alongside a very cranky cat.
Surely the pretty kitty had nothing to do with a range of mysterious deaths? SURELY?
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- By Damien Wollam on 11-13-24
By: Ace Arriande
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Mortal Scorn
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Byron Ormond
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Connor Huntsson had a plan: build a home, marry his best friend, and make lots of babies. The house was easy—but the rest? Problematic. Getting into a brawl alongside the chieftain’s daughter might have been forgivable, but kidnapping a drunken king would lead to war. Armed with his inheritance and the truth of who he is, Connor still wants to live the life of a man. But to do that, he must first seek the powers of a god.
By: A.V. Ray
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Harmony
- Harmony, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 14 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Throughout his entire life, Nate has been considered a cripple and an inconvenience, solely for being born without the precious magic for which the Great Arcane Families were both respected and feared. Being powerless as he was, he couldn’t fight back when choosing to do the right thing was rewarded with even more injustice from old men on even older thrones.
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Its ok last 3.5 hours dragged on
- By ROD on 07-29-24
By: Alan Moria
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Conscripted
- Chronicles of the Isekai’d Hexinblade, Book 1
- By: Patrick Underwood
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Have you ever come across those stories with heroes who knew just how to get things done? The ones who were masters in five different martial arts, and knew ten ways to skin a bear after killing it with their bare hands? Yeah, that wasn’t me. Hell, I had trouble asking a girl out on a date. But someone in clerical must have made an error. Because I got ripped from an airplane on my way home after my last day in the Coast Guard. I mean, come on, I wasn’t even in one of the hardcore branches of the military or anything!
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if you don't like slow openings you'll have a hard time with this book. it's nothing but setup for the action story.
- By Anonymous User on 05-03-25
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There's a Cat Girl in My Cubicle! Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slice of Life Office Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 20 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Immerse yourself in the extraordinary tale of Kazuki, an otaku with a deep infatuation for cat girls, who suddenly finds himself in the enchanting Silver City. Here, a variety of fantastical races coexist harmoniously, but it's the cat girls who command Kazuki's attention. Kazuki's life takes a thrilling turn when he rescues a beautiful cat girl executive from danger, landing him a role as Security Specialist at 'Whisker Wonders,' a prominent cat girl consulting firm.
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Poorly Written & Oddly Narrated
- By Laziest Reviewer on 09-13-24
By: Austin Beck
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Monster Girl Inn: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Victor Wolfe has roamed his country for twelve years now. Ever since leaving his tiny village to escape to a life that felt worthwhile, he has been traveling the lands, fighting battles, plundering old tombs, and bedding fierce adventuresses. It's been quite the life. But that all changes when he has an intimate encounter with a monster girl, a dryad who opens his eyes to the possibilities of pleasure that only monster girls can provide. Now he is headed north, towards the famed Hinterlands.
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Sorry good narration sucks
- By Anonymous User on 08-29-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Neuro-Divergence: The Complete Series
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Trevor Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 17 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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I was just an anonymous clerk at a game store. Then one day a disgruntled customer ran over me and my hot co-worker Kelly—all because of an unreleased game I wouldn’t sell him. Now we’re trapped in a huge three-dimensional maze where gravity seems optional, competing in dangerous contests with a team of fellow social outcasts. And failure is often fatal. But I think I know what’s going on here. We’re gathering territory, I’m gaining strange abilities, and every contest we win adds another member to my team of hot girls. We just need get to the bottom of this maze. If only we can find it.
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You get the good with the bad
- By Bishop on 10-04-23
By: Michael Dalton
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The Realm Dungeon
- Primer for the Apocalypse, Book 3
- By: Braided Sky
- Narrated by: Eliza Summers
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Emie Mercer was one of several billion people who survived the apocalypse and was introduced to a new reality where magic was commonplace and everyone had access to a system. Unfortunately, the rest of Emie's family wasn't so lucky.
By: Braided Sky
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Mana Knight
- Mana Knight, Book 1
- By: Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Thrust into a new world, Reed must act fast to survive and secure his place. He helps a few villagers, defeats a feral goblin, and then somehow absorbs mana from a legendary scroll. Reed can now learn magic—blazing fireballs, shield wards, and more. But it comes with a cost—a mission leading him to dangerous dungeons and treacherous mountains, to take the artifact to its tower and defeat a centuries-old demonic threat.
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Fun story with some impressive narration
- By Mr. Lee on 09-20-24
By: Morgan Ranger
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A Man's Word Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss, Stoham Baginbott
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 17 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Imagine my luck when I'm transported to a fantasy world where magic is real, beautiful women are bountiful, and the Blessing of a Goddess creates endless opportunities. Yeah, it is one hell of a way to arrive. Unfortunately, I've got some work to do because my heroic actions just triggered the End of an Age. With the help of some lovely new allies, we might just save the day or die trying.
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How is this book getting great reviews?
- By Kristian on 09-23-23
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Leyline Magus Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Isaac Keyes, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 27 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Dark forces pull Dan into a world he never imagined was real. Left stranded and alone, he quickly realizes that this unexpected journey comes with a twist. The power of the leylines flows through his body, giving him power unlike any in the world can wield. As he sets out to find the answers of how he came to be in this world, he comes to the aid of a beautiful stranger who becomes his guide—and perhaps more—in this strange place. Will he find answers, or will the evil befouling the land find him first?
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Not at all bad but I thought there'd be More to the world/setting
- By Aaron Broomer on 05-09-25
By: Isaac Keyes, and others
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Country Mage: The Complete Series
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Owen Samuels, Scarlett Valene
- Length: 64 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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James's great adventure begins with a simple thing — a rustic cabin in the countryside. Charmed by the prospect, he decides to leave his stressful city life behind and move into the woods. But country living isn't boring. There's a quaint town nearby with kind folks who still help each other out. Maybe the bubbly blonde storekeeper has a job or two for James? And let's not forget the magical legacy waiting for James, tracing back through the history of his family.
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MC has poor judgement
- By Jordan Smith on 11-21-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Starship Heroes
- By: Jack Spry, Dan Raxor
- Narrated by: Evan Reed, Ellory Lane
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Born in a small spaceport on a distant planet, I dreamed of flying a starship, exploring wild frontiers and having one exciting encounter after another. I wanted to go everywhere, but life locked me onto the slow track to nowhere. Then fate dealt me a new hand, and my life changed beyond all imagination in the most amazing ways. But I couldn’t do it by myself. To fulfill my dream, I needed a team of starship heroes. Earning their trust and making them family will be just as grand as the epic adventures.
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Worst Main-character ever made, congrats
- By Kindle Customer on 07-24-24
By: Jack Spry, and others
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- Gilbert M. Stack
- 12-31-24
The Plot Sort of Disappears
This book starts off well with a fascinating mystery about a magical farm and the demon who lives there, but looks like a cat so she isn’t particularly scary. Then about halfway through the animals on the farm begin polymorphing into women and begin to have sex with the farmer pretty much for the entire second half of the story. The plot, which was interesting to that point, kind of stops completely which was certainly disappointing.
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