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Narrated by:
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Boise Blue
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Raya Kane
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By:
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Montgomery Quinn
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Dapy was an odd fellow. Not the bad sort. Just the quiet sort. The animals spoke to him far better than people did. Not that Dapy would ever mind. Living the simple farmer’s life was all he looked forward to.
Until it wasn’t.
His parents died quickly. Struck down by the wasting sickness. It was all he could do to run and beg the local baron for medicine. Medicine that came too late.
Reeling from the loss of his parents, on a farm he couldn’t maintain on his own, Dapy knows he has a debt that can never be repaid to a man who would never forgive it. With a last goodbye to the only home he had ever known, our young farmer stepped off the path... And stumbled over an intoxicated wizard on the road.
Through the drunken wizard’s slurred speech, Dapy accepts a job.
As a farmer.
On a farm, with strange magical qualities.
And a history of mysteriously dead farmers.
Only now it’s too late. The farm is too important to risk revealing. Dapy is forever stuck. Him, alongside a very cranky cat.
Surely the pretty kitty had nothing to do with a range of mysterious deaths? SURELY?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
- By Tristan M. on 12-21-24
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- Gilbert M. Stack
- 12-31-24
The Plot Sort of Disappears
This book starts off well with a fascinating mystery about a magical farm and the demon who lives there, but looks like a cat so she isn’t particularly scary. Then about halfway through the animals on the farm begin polymorphing into women and begin to have sex with the farmer pretty much for the entire second half of the story. The plot, which was interesting to that point, kind of stops completely which was certainly disappointing.
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