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Narrated by:
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Boise Blue
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Raya Kane
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By:
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Montgomery Quinn
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Dapy was an odd fellow. Not the bad sort. Just the quiet sort. The animals spoke to him far better than people did. Not that Dapy would ever mind. Living the simple farmer’s life was all he looked forward to.
Until it wasn’t.
His parents died quickly. Struck down by the wasting sickness. It was all he could do to run and beg the local baron for medicine. Medicine that came too late.
Reeling from the loss of his parents, on a farm he couldn’t maintain on his own, Dapy knows he has a debt that can never be repaid to a man who would never forgive it. With a last goodbye to the only home he had ever known, our young farmer stepped off the path... And stumbled over an intoxicated wizard on the road.
Through the drunken wizard’s slurred speech, Dapy accepts a job.
As a farmer.
On a farm, with strange magical qualities.
And a history of mysteriously dead farmers.
Only now it’s too late. The farm is too important to risk revealing. Dapy is forever stuck. Him, alongside a very cranky cat.
Surely the pretty kitty had nothing to do with a range of mysterious deaths? SURELY?
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Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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Not his best
- By Jay Bryant on 11-23-24
By: Dante King
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Synthesis
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries. Almost a century later, humanity has shown that despite their use of advanced technology, some things haven’t changed.
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interesting
- By Joeseph Baxter on 03-31-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Suburban Warlock
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Had potential...
- By CooJo on 10-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Rise of the Dragon Hunter
- By: Malcolm Fortin, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark wanted to clock out of work, like an average guy to have an average night. After a dust storm envelops him, Mark awakes in the mythical land of Lathinia where adventure awaits. Armed with a legendary sword and a very unique mount, he learns there's a skill point system that rules the land.
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Great potential but many irritating parts
- By Cmyers215 on 12-20-24
By: Malcolm Fortin, and others
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Spellbreaker Climbs the Tower 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King, Han Yang
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason Sanchez is at work when the world ends. Dark towers engulf buildings all across the city, filling them with dangerous monsters. Fortunately for Jason, he acquires the Curse Weaver Class, which gives him a fighting chance at surviving the apocalypse. That is, assuming he can rally a bevy of unlikely allies to his cause and master the strange but powerful abilities of the Curse Weaver.
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MC is an idiot.
- By Anthony on 09-30-24
By: DB King, and others
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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great pacing, gentlemen conduct towards real respectable women
- By Big A on 12-18-24
By: Austin Beck
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The Returned 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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Not his best
- By Jay Bryant on 11-23-24
By: Dante King
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Synthesis
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries. Almost a century later, humanity has shown that despite their use of advanced technology, some things haven’t changed.
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interesting
- By Joeseph Baxter on 03-31-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Suburban Warlock
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Had potential...
- By CooJo on 10-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Rise of the Dragon Hunter
- By: Malcolm Fortin, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark wanted to clock out of work, like an average guy to have an average night. After a dust storm envelops him, Mark awakes in the mythical land of Lathinia where adventure awaits. Armed with a legendary sword and a very unique mount, he learns there's a skill point system that rules the land.
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Great potential but many irritating parts
- By Cmyers215 on 12-20-24
By: Malcolm Fortin, and others
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Spellbreaker Climbs the Tower 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King, Han Yang
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason Sanchez is at work when the world ends. Dark towers engulf buildings all across the city, filling them with dangerous monsters. Fortunately for Jason, he acquires the Curse Weaver Class, which gives him a fighting chance at surviving the apocalypse. That is, assuming he can rally a bevy of unlikely allies to his cause and master the strange but powerful abilities of the Curse Weaver.
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MC is an idiot.
- By Anthony on 09-30-24
By: DB King, and others
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The Ascension Game Omnibus
- Books 1-4
- By: Ace Arriande
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 27 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series for a single credit! Pizza, coffee, and a library full of unplayed games. That's the plan, or at least it was supposed to be. Instead, an average gamer finds himself seemingly transported into the world of his favorite game.
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What needs to be said?
- By Damien Wollam on 11-13-24
By: Ace Arriande
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Dark City Girls
- An Urban Fantasy
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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For a hundred and fifty years, Ezekiel Zane knew nothing but war—endless war in the name of the Fates, the Fae, and anyone who would hire him. Yet the glory of leading the most elite team of magical mercenaries in existence cost him the only thing he ever loved. He’s done. Retired to a community of renegade fae, street-racing shifters, and fallen celestials, Zane’s quiet life on the beach comes with challenges no greater than finding a reason to get out of bed in the morning and knowing when to call it a night at the bar down the street.
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Gold
- By KEVIN P. on 11-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Prostitution with extra steps
- By Lostmidwesterner on 09-03-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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I Summoned My What?!
- By: Montgomery Quinn
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Wanting to go into business with his best friend, Evie, Calon never could have expected how his life would turn in an instant. Rushing into the burning home of a neighbor, the unthinkable happens, and our fearless main character dies a hero. Only...he doesn't quite make it to the afterlife.
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really bad
- By Anonymous User on 04-26-23
By: Montgomery Quinn
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Shifter Girl Summer
- Tails & Tan Lines, Book 1
- By: Landon Scott
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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The beachside town of Oyster Cove had everything a man could want—endless white sand beaches, plentiful summer activities, and of course, more beautiful women than you could shake a tail at. I came to Oyster Cove to enjoy a leisurely summer of surf and sun, but I find out pretty quickly that there’s more to this town than meets the eye.
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Right in the sweet spot.
- By DaynenMc on 08-14-24
By: Landon Scott
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Dragon's Hoard
- A LitRPG A Slice of Life and Fantasy
- By: Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Ellory Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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One minute, I’m working a boring office job and craving more from life. The next? I’m dropped in the middle of a new world as a dragon with jet-black scales and obsidian flames to match. Luckily, I still have my human form, because the locals weren't happy to see me. Thankfully, one was a sweet fox girl who loves to daydream. Together we hunt to survive, build ourselves a shelter, and fight some dragon slayers—even recruit a cute battle-elf. While living the cozy cabin life and having the occasional battle to the death with the locals, another dragon plagues the kingdom.
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This story is actually a XXX harem
- By Matt on 05-05-24
By: Gwen Grayson
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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The Maker's Metal
- By: Dante King, Matt Waid
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Only David Montague, billionaire inventor, stands in their way. With the ability to read auras, he’s amassed for himself wealth and power, but now his ability will be turned toward more noble ends: defending humanity.
By: Dante King, and others
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
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honestly good so far into chapter 5
- By Jeff G on 01-08-25
By: Dante King
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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend Omnibus
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 23 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams. Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
By: Danny Rogan
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A Sage's Legacy
- By: Xander Jade
- Narrated by: Serena Moon, Ryder Wolfe
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Ashe, a child of five years, woke to screams of his fellow villagers and animal growls. Terrified, he asked what was going on, but his mother grabbed him and fled their village with his father in hopes to escape the lizardmen that were raiding it. They weren't fast enough. After a plan was made up to split up and meet in a cave not too far away, Ashe's mother rushed towards that direction. Ashe felt better because they were losing the lizardmen, but she tripped and found that her ankle was at an odd angle.
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The male narrator was terrible
- By Gitchel on 06-05-24
By: Xander Jade
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- Gilbert M. Stack
- 12-31-24
The Plot Sort of Disappears
This book starts off well with a fascinating mystery about a magical farm and the demon who lives there, but looks like a cat so she isn’t particularly scary. Then about halfway through the animals on the farm begin polymorphing into women and begin to have sex with the farmer pretty much for the entire second half of the story. The plot, which was interesting to that point, kind of stops completely which was certainly disappointing.
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