
The Bawdy Ballads of Bodrick the Bard: The Complete Omnibus
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Ben Hart
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Bodrick the Bard is a man of many talents, be they tales, tunes... or tearaway pants.
In his illustrious career as a bard for the band known as Wanderlust, Bodrick has met countless beautiful women, slain untold foes, and done the impossible more times than he can count—not that that's saying much.
It’s a good thing he has Plink Creamenickers, a mysterious and beautiful pixie from Court Creamenickers, to handle the math for him. But Bodrick’s golden retriever-like personality can be, ahem, hard for her to keep a leash on at times. It’s never long before his... certain extremities... lead him into one new escapade after another, broke or not.
This adventure, though, is different. Bodrick and Plink make new friends and allies—ones destined to stick with them for life. But when they find themselves tangled in a sinister plot involving wicked nobles and other strange foes, they may discover that “for life” might not last as long as they’d like.
Dive into this exciting collection, featuring the never-before-released book 2 and a prequel that reveals the first time Plink and Bodrick met!
©2024 Serena Silverlake and Virgil Knightley (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLCListeners also enjoyed...
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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wow
- By Joseph hand on 06-23-25
By: Dante King
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 26 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least. Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
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It was a nice blend
- By IMHottinger on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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great pacing, gentlemen conduct towards real respectable women
- By Big A on 12-18-24
By: Austin Beck
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Down the Rabbit Hole | Collection 1
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Robin Shay
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Down the Rabbit Hole Collection One collects the first four episodes of the series, and includes two bonus short stories that take place from the girls' perspective.
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The sex scenes weren’t long and drawn out, I enjoy that You got more of the story than audio porn.
- By Amazon Customer on 06-16-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Quest Master
- A LitRPG Fantasy Adventure
- By: Hercules West
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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I woke and found myself in an ancient temple—naked, alone and without any memory of my past. Even the name my status screen displays—"Valerian Hawkblade"—is unfamiliar to me. It's a good name. A champion's name. Fate joins me with a pair of adventurers searching the long abandoned temple. Nikita, a human warrior, and her friend Kazumi, an elven mage, are seeking a magic weapon to defeat Baron Skeg. I pledge my aid in their quest for vengeance and together we begin a journey of leveling up, winning treasure, and upgrading our gear.
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Hercules is just another Simp Writer
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-24
By: Hercules West
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Cosmic Progeny Arc 1 Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 44 hrs and 54 mins
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Growing up on modern day Earth, I had no idea I’d been selected from birth to help a dying race save their population. So when a starship abducts me for a royal wedding with galactic consequences, my only option is to help its crew of beautiful officers complete their mission. The catch? I have to protect my gorgeous bride and new allies from an alluring enemy who wants my immunity to a fertility-killing plague for herself, even if it means I have to take command.
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not horrible but more sex then story
- By BetterSleepAwake on 04-04-25
By: A.V. Ray
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Accidental Goblin King Omnibus: Books 1-4
- A Royal Slice of Life LitRPG
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Tom North, Faye Bishop
- Length: 43 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Ethan's got a cushy job and an empty apartment to prove he's mastered monotony. But a mysterious talisman sends him tumbling into a whole new world—quite literally. He says goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to becoming the first-ever human Goblin King. Rivals? The ex-King’s ticked-off offspring are itching to overthrow him. Duels? They’re on his calendar next to ‘avoid rebellion.’ Wives? He’s required to have at least two.
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One of the greats!
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-25
By: Leon West
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Humanity Rising Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 29 hrs and 39 mins
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Heaven and hell are at war, with Earth as their battleground. For time immemorial, humans have been their playthings. But not anymore. I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have.
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book3 was fast paced
- By Timothy Ragan on 05-02-25
By: Dante King, and others
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Hellmarine: They Shall Know Fear
- Hellmarine: A Slice-of-Demon Military Sci-Fi Epic, Book 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
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The UEC has been fighting a losing battle against the demonic hordes, forced to surrender more ground every day. But aboard the U.S.S. Shotgun Opera, the Overmaiden—a sixth-generation Ghost AI—has just forged humanity’s perfect weapon and best hope: a supersoldier. The man he used to be is gone, lost with his family to demons on the mining world of Aonus. All that’s left is hate, rage, and unyielding power. Rip, crunch, gore, dismember—the unstoppable juggernaut will slaughter his way through Hell, driven by righteous fury and a singular drive.
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Rip and Tear
- By james emeagwali on 01-19-25
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
Not enough action.
While I am not against a good romp in the hay, please not for 80% of the story.
Too much/not enough
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disclaimer it is very adult and very raunchy. but good grief it's hilarious.
worth it!
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