
The Bawdy Ballads of Bodrick the Bard: The Complete Omnibus
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Ben Hart
About this listen
Bodrick the Bard is a man of many talents, be they tales, tunes... or tearaway pants.
In his illustrious career as a bard for the band known as Wanderlust, Bodrick has met countless beautiful women, slain untold foes, and done the impossible more times than he can count—not that that's saying much.
It’s a good thing he has Plink Creamenickers, a mysterious and beautiful pixie from Court Creamenickers, to handle the math for him. But Bodrick’s golden retriever-like personality can be, ahem, hard for her to keep a leash on at times. It’s never long before his... certain extremities... lead him into one new escapade after another, broke or not.
This adventure, though, is different. Bodrick and Plink make new friends and allies—ones destined to stick with them for life. But when they find themselves tangled in a sinister plot involving wicked nobles and other strange foes, they may discover that “for life” might not last as long as they’d like.
Dive into this exciting collection, featuring the never-before-released book 2 and a prequel that reveals the first time Plink and Bodrick met!
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worth it!
food lord this book had me rolling!
disclaimer it is very adult and very raunchy. but good grief it's hilarious.
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