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A Rex Nihilo Adventure
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Anne Marie Lewis
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Robert Kroese
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When interstellar con man Rex Nihilo and his quick-witted robot sidekick, Sasha, land on the dusty frontier planet of Tierra Grande, they’re expecting an easy job: track down their friend, bounty hunter Pepper Melange, and maybe make a quick buck on the side. But things take a wild turn when Rex and Sasha accidentally take out a group of local troublemakers in the ramshackle town of Last Chance. What starts as a simple rescue mission spirals into a chaotic adventure of shootouts, shenanigans, and shadowy conspiracies.
As the duo bumbles through one hilarious misadventure after another, they stumble upon a secret that could shake the very foundations of Last Chance. But Rex has never been one to shy away from trouble, especially when there’s a profit to be made... or a getaway to be had.
High Plains Grifter is a riotous space western filled with sharp wit, daring escapades, and more twists than a wormhole. Buckle up for a ride you won't forget!
©2024 Robert Kroese (P)2024 Robert KroeseListeners also enjoyed...
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