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Honkers Under the Holly

By: Amy Award
Narrated by: Allie Shae, Kyle Mason
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What happens when a struggling sports agent and a plus-size model fake an engagement to save a rescue goose? Christmas chaos, that’s what.

I didn’t plan to pretend to be in love with the gorgeous plus-size model who rescued a goose from the chopping block at Oktoberfest. But when Sir Honksalot destroys her apartment and my parents sell their shop right before Christmas, a fake engagement seems like the perfect solution to our mutual housing woes.

Now we’re house-sitting a mansion together, but confined to one room…with only one bed. We have to convince everyone we’re the most boring couple in L.A., while dealing with a delinquent waterfowl with a sock-stealing habit and feelings that don’t feel fake at all.

This curvy girl romance features a bad-tempered rescue goose with his own social media following, a sports agent who’s secretly a romantic at heart, and a baddie plus-size model who knows her worth—all set in a prequel to everyone’s favorite football family, the Kingmans.

©2025 Amy Award (P)2025 Dreamscape Media Contemporary Romantic Comedy Heartfelt
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didn't like the male narrator, his voice lacked inflection and didn't seem appropriate to the story

cute fluffy instalove romance

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The Cocky Kingmans is my all-time favorite series. Unfortunately, this addition was a bit lackluster.

Underwhelming

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This was super cute! I am so happy to be caught up on this series!

Super cute

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I love her books, but this one was not her best work. I know it was short, but it was like hi nice to meet you, we are in love.

The male narrators voice was not what I wanted to hear for this type of book, there was no emotion, and it made the book boring.

No emotions or build up.

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Funny, sexy great dialogue. Just like all the Kingman stories. When you need something funny and light hearted.

Funny 🤣

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5⭐️ Read, 3🔥 Spice

I’ve had a string of misses lately—books that just haven’t quite landed for me. So I decided to go back to a series I trust: Cocky Kingsmans. I’ve loved every installment so far, and this holiday novella absolutely kept the streak alive.

Originally released last December, I didn’t get a chance to read Honkers Under the Holly during the holidays—but I devoured it today in one cozy sitting. And y’all, Amy Award never misses when it comes to dedications. Somehow, they always feel like exactly what I need to hear, exactly when I need to hear it. Her epilogues also never disappoint, and this one? A final chapter that includes Sir Honks-A-Lot’s own mini love story? Chef’s kiss.

Going in, I thought this might be a flashback to how the Kingsman parents met. While we do get a peek at younger versions of their mom and dad, the real spotlight is on Sarah Jane (a plus-size model and friend of their mom) and Mac (the Kingsman boys’ future agent). Their chemistry is instant, their banter is gold, and their romance is stuffed with everything I love about this series: playful chaos, hidden feelings, and an unexpected goose in the middle of a German bar at Oktoberfest. 🪿✨

We get:
💋 Double fake dating
📸 Holiday-themed photo shoots
🧢 Some surprise sports moments
🔥 Spice that’s low-key but still gives a wink to the naughty list
📱And yes… Goosetagram.

It’s short, sweet, a little spicy, and a lot delightful. If you love this series, Honkers in the Holly is the perfect bonus treat—and if you haven’t started it yet, this is your sign to dive in.

Geese, Spice, and Everything Nice

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Horrible story. So disappointed. I’ve followed this author and loved the past novels. This one was just horrible.

Not good

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