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Danny Rogan
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He’s hiding from US marshals. She’s hiding from space cops. And they’re crazy about each other.
After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams.
Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
As their loving relationship grows increasingly intense, local thugs and interstellar bounty hunters will take their shots. Yet together, Carter and Allison can beat them all... and chase their freedom together.
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- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Psionic Elite
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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Ward Moreno never wanted to become a soldier. But after a foreign nation blew up his hometown, he enlisted in a corporate army, endured agonizing human experiments, and became the most powerful psionic soldier on the planet... only to learn he was fighting for the wrong side.
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the male narrator
- By nathan on 01-10-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend Omnibus
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 23 hrs and 20 mins
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After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams. Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
By: Danny Rogan
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Psionic Elite
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ward Moreno never wanted to become a soldier. But after a foreign nation blew up his hometown, he enlisted in a corporate army, endured agonizing human experiments, and became the most powerful psionic soldier on the planet... only to learn he was fighting for the wrong side.
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the male narrator
- By nathan on 01-10-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Sky Lord
- An Isekai Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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The world of Skyhall awaits, unlocked by a mysterious inheritance from Jonathan’s eccentric, adventuring uncle. The threats are legion—dungeons, undead, wyverns, and beastfolk—but Jonathan has a unique class that will give him the power to expand and improve his own airship. In time, he will turn it into a veritable fortress and flying palace. Also, he won’t be going to Skyhall alone.
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straight up SIMP TRASH
- By CooJo on 10-01-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Synthesis
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries. Almost a century later, humanity has shown that despite their use of advanced technology, some things haven’t changed.
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interesting
- By Joeseph Baxter on 03-31-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Prostitution with extra steps
- By Lostmidwesterner on 09-03-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Dragon's Hoard
- A LitRPG A Slice of Life and Fantasy
- By: Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Ellory Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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One minute, I’m working a boring office job and craving more from life. The next? I’m dropped in the middle of a new world as a dragon with jet-black scales and obsidian flames to match. Luckily, I still have my human form, because the locals weren't happy to see me. Thankfully, one was a sweet fox girl who loves to daydream. Together we hunt to survive, build ourselves a shelter, and fight some dragon slayers—even recruit a cute battle-elf. While living the cozy cabin life and having the occasional battle to the death with the locals, another dragon plagues the kingdom.
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This story is actually a XXX harem
- By Matt on 05-05-24
By: Gwen Grayson
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Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels Omnibus
- Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels, Books 1–4
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Katana Jones, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 37 hrs and 26 mins
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My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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Great idea; ruined by love
- By Amazon Customer on 10-21-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Cosmic Voyager
- A Harem Space Adventure
- By: Tyler Bowman
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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I never thought I’d get laid off when my contract at the mining colony of Port Ellipsis was abruptly terminated two years early. Now, I have a few extra credits and all the free time in the galaxy, so it’s time to ditch this barren colony and take a well-earned vacation. One small problem—a gorgeous redheaded thief slips aboard my ship, and her cutting-edge cargo is worth millions, if not billions, to the people who want to get it back. When we meet a sweet alien girl with an innocent smile, things get even more complicated.
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Good story - terrible narration
- By Gitchel on 04-16-24
By: Tyler Bowman
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Tower Mage Omnibus
- A LitRPG Isekai Fantasy
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 29 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Rico hungered for something more, eager for excitement. Fate led him to a goddess of opportunity. The divine teleports him to a planet filled with war, magic, and denizens of the deep. Life... it has a way of smacking you in the face, eliciting that fight of flight emotion buried deep within. For Rico, he embraces the challenge, being blessed as a mage of the nine magics; a protector of the nine species. By crushing his enemies to gain riches and levels, he'll protect the downtrodden as a destined champion.
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Not his best work
- By Amazon Customer on 02-10-24
By: David Burke
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Arcane Lawmaker Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader, Lewis Alexander
- Length: 29 hrs and 11 mins
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Garrett Cross is no stranger to traveling the outlands. He's been roaming for years, hunting down vampires and giving them exactly what they deserve: sharpened stakes and silver bullets. Now, he's come to Frontier Falls. It's a little settlement where humans and vampires have made peace. But if there's one thing Cross knows, it's vampires, and any deal they make is one just waiting to be broken.
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It was all good stuff until Book 3
- By Westley Giles on 11-28-24
By: Dante King
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Goblin Apocalypse Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty years after a failed invasion of the goblin home world, power technician Kevin wakes up in a wrecked Imperial Marine dropship with no clue how he got there. Worse, the planet has been devastated by a biological weapon, and the few survivors are bloodthirsty mutants.
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How it’s Made.
- By Cushman on 03-29-25
By: Michael Dalton
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Warlock
- Warlock, Book 1
- By: Daniel Kensington
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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I expected aging out of the foster care system to be hard. I wasn't expecting it to include finding out I was a Warlock, destined to be hunted by the most powerful Witch Families so they could bind me to a coven of thirteen witches and spend the rest of my life "harvesting mana". Add to that a set of magical resonants that made me an even bigger target to some of those Witch Families, some of which would rather kill me than let a rival get me.
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Incredible first entry
- By reztech0ne on 12-30-24
What listeners say about How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend, Book One
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- DaynenMc
- 05-01-24
What a fun ride.
This is such a fun and exciting story.
And the author kinda puts an ancient fairy tale into a Sci-Fi book.
A hot alien is running from the alirn authorities and hides in the MC's place of employment.
He goes along with her plan and it's love at first sight.
It's kinda fugitive meets slice-of-life meets spicy, maybe harem in book 2.
I loved it❣️
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- Joshua Airington
- 05-02-24
5 stars
💙💙💙💙💙I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Danny Rogan!
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- bill
- 10-23-24
Interesting book one
Cool premise and well executed story by a creative author. I look forward to exploring this new world further with Carter and Alison
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- BiduscasMate
- 05-19-24
very enjoyable
Great read! Can't wait for the next episode of this story. Funny and thought pervoking experience. Enjoyed reading this story.
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- ryan
- 05-01-24
Way too Good
man the interaction and romance and banter they were too notch definitely feel the love between the characters
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-05-24
The exciting story of a sandwich maker
I'm not sure what the premise was but it should've been sleeved for a few more year or forever. All this being equal the voice actors were great. Good inflection, good chemistry. I did purchase this AB. I do not recommend it for any reason. not worth your time. if it could return it, I would.
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