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Realm Guard, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Michael Gallagher
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Maeve York
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By:
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Noah Layton
About this listen
Guard duties, a peaceful realm, and plenty of beautiful women.
After an accident cut my life short, a realm keeper gave me a second chance: be resurrected as a realm guard in another world. Bold heroics and brave adventures? Occasionally; this is a peaceful realm, and outside of guard patrols I need to help protect the beautiful women in the local community.
If I can keep the tavern across the street safe, clear the local mine of monsters, and track down the local potion master's missing assistant, things might just work out.
Accomplish all that, and I'll have plenty of time to spend with the curvy fox-eared tavern owner, the busty blonde who owns the local mine, and the fae alchemist living next door.
Realm Guard features adult situations and undefined relationships.
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- Chase H
- 11-09-24
Good slice of life
I enjoyed the story and burned through it in a few days. Excellent voice acting. Enjoyed the steamy scenes. Has very subtle litrpg elements.
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- Robert L. Hamilton
- 07-21-24
Good story that is a great start for an awesome series!
Starts off like the typical dungeon crawl. Our hero is killed and is reborn in a different world. He finds himself adapting well and getting stronger. As he gets closer to the neighbors life begins to get to be fun!
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- bill
- 08-21-24
Fun inventive story
Layton pulled together a fun and inventive story that although not necessarily action packed is definitely action oriented and creative
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- Fred
- 11-24-24
Enjoyable
It was good, no complaints. Good story and narration. Looking forward to the next one.
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- CC
- 08-03-24
Awesome
usually im not a fan of slice of life on this genre but decided to give this one a go and im so glad I did, nice pace a refreshing amount of spicy scenes when normally we get one per book. already bought the second book
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- Bored Reader
- 12-07-24
What You See Is What You Get
This book was a good read don't get me wrong, it was just nothing stood out.
All the characters were what you expect. None of them really developed as the story went on. Nothing challenged them or altered the reader's perspective.
The pacing felt way too fast for my taste. within 24 hrs of meeting someone brand new they're practically ready to sign contracts and turn over all their belongings to someone who waltzed into town the other day. And by the end of the story with everything that was done and all the relationships that started you would aalmost guess 5 or 6 months have passed, but nope, it was barely a week.
It's a fine book, but I can't say I'm jumping to read the sequel.
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- Audra Beatty
- 11-03-24
wow, what a great surprise...
Started a bit slow but maintained an interesting story arch that keeps you in the story. could have had a better male voice but a great story non the less. I did purchase this AB and do recommend it.
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- IsekaiRomance
- 12-09-24
Fun story and amazing women
Rosalind is amazing. Actually, all the potential harem women are tremendous in this story. Excited for the high elf knight to join.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-22-24
Started slow.
Started slow only made it a few hours in until the soft porn part then gave up.
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