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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend: Book Two
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- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's summary
Petty criminals, space cops, and a rescue mission. Together, they can face anything
Dating an alien was difficult enough when Carter didn’t know Allison’s counterpart, Larika, was in the custody of space cops. Yet even if it means risking his freedom and hers, Carter is determined to help the woman of his dreams rescue Larika and evade their alien hunters forever. But how?
Tharon bounty hunters are no pushovers, and they have him and Allison outnumbered twenty-to-one. Worse, the petty criminal Carter knocked out in a bar fight is still gunning for revenge. Beating these odds should be impossible... but with Allison at his side, Carter feels like there’s nothing he can’t do.
Together, they come up with a dangerous but brilliant plan to rescue Larika and evade the tharons forever. All it will take is a few clever tricks... and a lot of luck.
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- BiduscasMate
- 07-07-24
More space love
This was a great sequel to the first book! I enjoyed the different ideas and aspects of alien culture and thought process that the author added into this book. The dream sequence was, in my mind, perfect for what a dream usually ends up like.
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- DaynenMc
- 07-04-24
Stop writing such AWESOME stuff!
Now I have to wait for the next one.
I've listened to book 1 three times now and I'll probably listen to both of these 3 more times before book 3 comes out.
You're supposed to edge your lover, not your readers.
If you liked book 1, you're going to like this one even more.
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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