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I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
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Narrated by:
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Robert Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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By:
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M.E. Thorne
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Contains volumes 1–3 of the epic series.
Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No, thanks!
My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.
I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It's a suicide mission. Once exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different than I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot at surviving the insanity I've been thrown into.
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My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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Great idea; ruined by love
- By Amazon Customer on 10-21-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Dark Lord's Commands Omnibus
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen
- Length: 32 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Robert Grailmont. Since I was young, I felt a call to serve, to be a respectable and dependable leader. But when my ambitions were derailed by corruption and greed, I found a new calling—one from another world.
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basic and boring
- By Louis Gailes on 11-14-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
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honestly good so far into chapter 5
- By Jeff G on 01-08-25
By: Dante King
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My Cottage Was Transferred to Another World Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slow Life In Another World Light Novel
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
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The Hero of Humanity—the man summoned to slay the Demon King—he went and destroyed all who wronged him, humans and gods included. At the end of his bloody campaign, he had nothing left. He retired to a humble cottage built from the divine, wood of the World Tree that he chopped down. All was well until, one day, the world shook. The Hero wanted nothing to do with it and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside and saw that his property had been transferred to yet another world.
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- By Dean on 02-22-25
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels Omnibus
- Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels, Books 1–4
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Katana Jones, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 37 hrs and 26 mins
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My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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Great idea; ruined by love
- By Amazon Customer on 10-21-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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DNF
- By Brice B on 12-26-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Dark Lord's Commands Omnibus
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen
- Length: 32 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Robert Grailmont. Since I was young, I felt a call to serve, to be a respectable and dependable leader. But when my ambitions were derailed by corruption and greed, I found a new calling—one from another world.
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basic and boring
- By Louis Gailes on 11-14-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
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honestly good so far into chapter 5
- By Jeff G on 01-08-25
By: Dante King
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My Cottage Was Transferred to Another World Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slow Life In Another World Light Novel
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
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The Hero of Humanity—the man summoned to slay the Demon King—he went and destroyed all who wronged him, humans and gods included. At the end of his bloody campaign, he had nothing left. He retired to a humble cottage built from the divine, wood of the World Tree that he chopped down. All was well until, one day, the world shook. The Hero wanted nothing to do with it and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside and saw that his property had been transferred to yet another world.
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next
- By Dean on 02-22-25
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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A good first book
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
- By kyle on 02-04-25
By: Jay Aury
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Elseworlders Bed & Breakfast 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Renée Nolen
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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My family has run Sugarville’s one and only B&B for years. Sure, it's a little rundown and the gardens are overgrown, but it’s still got what I like to call rustic charm. If things go my way, it’ll become a cozy shelter for Hellhounds, Alicorns, Kobolds, and more! Yup – I’ve just become the manager of a government-run home for monster girls. Not only will I need to patch the roof, fix the barn, and master my burgeoning magic, but I’ll also need to help our guests adapt to living on Earth!
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I'm laughing so hard
- By Posiden300 on 09-15-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Shifter Girls Forever: The Complete Series Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 21 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I’d left my past behind for good. But when my older brother gets killed in a car accident, I’ve got to come back to take over his car-tuning business. But things are not like I remember. There’s something weird going on in Santo Domingo, something that seems connected to the city’s underground street racing scene. There’s the orange-haired mechanic at the tuning shop with the FOXGRRL license plate. There’s the strange black cat hanging around my house, and the dreams I’ve been having about a racer girl with cat ears and a tail.
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Loved it!
- By Dean Buzzell on 02-16-25
By: Michael Dalton
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Hearthomancy Vol. 1
- A Men's Fantasy Adventure
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, CC Thompson
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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My name is Brent, and I'm the proud, new owner of Rootwood Manor. Sure, it's a rundown mansion in the middle of nowhere... but that makes it the perfect place for my magical lair. Ever since the System came to Earth I've aspired to be a powerful wizard! Of course, difficulties crop up. I’ve got to learn to master my new magic, pay down my mortgage, and raise money for the manor’s repair. There’s also dealing with my creepy neighbors, escaping murderous ghosts, and preventing a blood ritual that could spell the end of the world.
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More of this
- By BiduscasMate on 03-04-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 1 min
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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The story was interesting
- By Kindle Customer on 02-20-25
By: Jamie Hawke
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Awakening the Angel System Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ellory Lane
- Length: 36 hrs and 39 mins
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In a Post-Apocalyptic world of Magic and Machinery, Jack Knight is an orphan who finds himself caught between a life-altering decision. Join the military and fight the demon hordes or sell his soul to the Corpos. Both options having minimal appeal to a shut-in like Jack. Thanks to the high cost of living, and his sister’s medical expenses, Jack has never given much thought to what he’d want to do with life, always living paycheck to paycheck, scrounging just enough to keep the lights on and his sister safe. However, an Angel presents him with a third option.
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False story impression
- By richard s. on 08-03-24
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Nosferatu Academy Omnibus
- The Complete Omnibus: and a Bonus Novel: Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 35 hrs and 30 mins
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Barrett Bradshaw was always a bookworm, but no amount of reading would prepare him for his childhood crush turning him into a vampire. Even more absurd, it turns out that he was never fully human at all.
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useless mc,
- By frederik on 08-26-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Coffin Hotel Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Erik Weir
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 25 hrs and 56 mins
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All I wanted was a burrito. My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it? I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel. Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
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A lot of laughs.
- By John James Patton on 11-08-24
By: Erik Weir
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Bonded Summoner Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Summoner Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JJ Bookerson
- Narrated by: Anne Marie Lebeaur, Jack Smith
- Length: 48 hrs and 14 mins
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When a God of War barged into his apartment, Jake had no idea what to expect... but it wasn't being forced into a never-ending war against evil invaders, or that the battle would strangely resemble the MMORPG games he loved. Working hard and building himself up from almost nothing, Jake would need every bit of knowledge and preparation to master his new class of Summoner. Joined by a sly Demoness with an ancient past and a shy Valkyrie hoping to prove herself in battle, they'll find excitement and enjoyment as they level and grow in power.
By: JJ Bookerson
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Beneath the Ashes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 25 hrs and 15 mins
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Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye.
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Absolutely Fantastic 😍
- By Cardillious Curtis on 01-12-25
By: Misty Vixen
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Beyond Superpowered Omnibus Books 1-3
- By: Danny Kade
- Narrated by: Ryder Wolfe, Serena Moon
- Length: 23 hrs and 8 mins
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New world. New life. New everything. I thought it was the end when my car flew off a cliff. But a beautiful goddess stepped in and offered me a second chance. Now I have the power of light itself within me, and that power is growing. Which is just as well, because I have to battle villains, monsters, mutants and more. I’m not a natural born superhero, but just maybe, I can become something more.
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Mixed bag
- By Chris on 11-01-23
By: Danny Kade
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-29-24
Great Audio Book
I read this book first and loved this book. After listening to the audio version I love it even more.
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- Posiden300
- 12-15-24
Such a great collection
Gilly is best girl just go in knowing that. I ended up buying both omnibus before I finished book one. This has been a great adventure with funny side characters. I highly recommend it worth the buy. Spice is short and sweet and gets the point across without taking up to much time.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-23-25
Every character in every book you write is insufferable.
I managed 7 chapters of your first book before I could hardly listen anymore. Here we have a completely useless main character that has a single quirky ability that will somehow make him the most powerful character in the entire story by the end. Our first love interest is a fanatical nut job. Main character gets forced to ALMOST do some bad shit, and then we get to your absolute favorite trope. A patheticly weak main character in a world where everyone hates him for something he had no part of, and the only people who treat him somewhat like a decent person are the absolute dregs of society. First harem member introduced is thrust into a sex scene within hours of meeting the main character, teaching the main character how to please a woman because she was bored. Yep that’s the woman I want to be by my side for the rest of my life alright. As for the rest of the world, they are fully aware and acknowledging that our main character was BRAINWASHED AND FORCED into almost committing crimes and yet instead of addressing that, suddenly the entire world just ignores it because the goddess that forced him is a bad guy. As for your main character himself, a weak spineless main character that will spend the first 4 books being barely competent enough not to kill himself with his sword and being protected by the woman that will inevitably force themselves into his life.
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