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I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
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Narrated by:
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Robert Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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By:
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M.E. Thorne
About this listen
Contains volumes 1–3 of the epic series.
Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No, thanks!
My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.
I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It's a suicide mission. Once exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different than I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot at surviving the insanity I've been thrown into.
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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not very good
- By Anonymous User on 01-18-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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Amazing
- By Barrett M Cleveland on 01-04-25
By: Jamie Hawke
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Wild Wastes
- By: Randi Darren
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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In The Waste, every fantasy creature, fairytale demon, or mythological monster exists. From orcs, to neriads, ogres, trolls, wraiths, elves, harpies, and even beastmen. They all exist, and all despise humankind. In the ruins of the west and east coasts, new governments have arisen. With new jobs. Vince is a Ranger, a profession whose sole job duty is surviving in the waste, and taking missions from the Ranger Guild. Be it courier services, escorts, or simply exploring tombs and cities.
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CREPUSCULAR
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-17-17
By: Randi Darren
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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Interesting Concept, Terrible Execution
- By Gavin Jones on 05-16-25
By: Ace Strutton
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Five Golden Coins Vol. 1
- A Men's Fantasy Adventure
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ingrid Aust
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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I don’t know how I ended up in a dark, battle-locked realm, fighting monsters and struggling to survive, but I refused to give up and die. Snatched from death by the mysterious and untrustworthy Monarch, imprisoned ruler and god of the realm, I am ordered to liberate her. To do so, I must prevail against unspeakable horrors and slay the five betrayers to retrieve their golden coins—the keys to her prison.
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Good first book In new series
- By Davis on 05-05-25
By: M.E. Thorne
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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CherryCola has got to be my favorite dumb name!
- By Alexander scarlett on 06-14-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Bonded Spirits: The Complete Series
- By: Jake Daniel
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 29 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When fate brought me to the fantasy world of Aurilon, I thought I'd seen everything. If I only knew how wrong I was. Now, I’ve discovered monsters are real, they’re stunningly beautiful, and they need my help. In this world, men’s cores are cursed, preventing them from cultivating and achieving incredible power. Fortunately, I’m not from this world. With several amazing monster girls at my side, I'll forge a new destiny and ascend to heights I’d only ever dreamed of. But first, I must create a safe haven in the wilds to protect those who have been hunted for far too long.
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Not so good.
- By N-0 on 05-09-22
By: Jake Daniel
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Monster Girl Collection Volumes 1 Through 4
- Elf Princess Arc Box Set
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 65 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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The First Arc of Monster Girl Collection in one place! Auroro was a sinful man reborn by a goddess of romance. He found a new life in the world of Mistrim with no memories, a timer on his life he had to extend, and a mysterious, overwhelming power. This first adventure sees Auroro meeting dazzling heroines, terrifying heroes, powerful monsters, monsters that are hotter than they should be, and much more!
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MC is a Creep and The Naration is Awful
- By Nic.L on 10-25-23
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Elseworlders Bed & Breakfast 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Renée Nolen
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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My family has run Sugarville’s one and only B&B for years. Sure, it's a little rundown and the gardens are overgrown, but it’s still got what I like to call rustic charm. If things go my way, it’ll become a cozy shelter for Hellhounds, Alicorns, Kobolds, and more! Yup – I’ve just become the manager of a government-run home for monster girls. Not only will I need to patch the roof, fix the barn, and master my burgeoning magic, but I’ll also need to help our guests adapt to living on Earth!
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Does no one proof listen to these things?
- By Rhaaagh on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Wyvern Academy: The Complete Collection
- Wyvern Academy, Books 1-5
- By: Atlas Kane, Grayson Sinclair
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 43 hrs and 13 mins
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After incursions of demons from another plane of existence changed the course of history, humanity learned one undeniable truth: traditional weapons wouldn't cut it. Those strong enough to resist cultivated their Ki and emerged as heroes of Ascension to combat the demonic threat. For two hopeful Ascendants, J and Alex, this journey begins at Wyvern Academy. But surviving in one of the world's top battle academies isn't the only thing they have to worry about. Fellow students and rivals, beautiful girls, and treacherous exams stand in the way of their first steps on the path of ascension.
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A great series!
- By David C. Salinas on 05-24-25
By: Atlas Kane, and others
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Mortal Scorn
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Byron Ormond
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Connor Huntsson had a plan: build a home, marry his best friend, and make lots of babies. The house was easy—but the rest? Problematic. Getting into a brawl alongside the chieftain’s daughter might have been forgivable, but kidnapping a drunken king would lead to war. Armed with his inheritance and the truth of who he is, Connor still wants to live the life of a man. But to do that, he must first seek the powers of a god.
By: A.V. Ray
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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It's pretty good.
- By Deven Zafft on 05-15-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Last Male Elf: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Richard Brock
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Illemitar Liminelda is the only elf anyone in the human territories of Middenheim has met in quite a while. Sure, there are a few Half-Elves around, but after the last war, even their kind had become a rare sight indeed. But Lemmy, as his friends call him, is pretty well-integrated into the human world. As a seasoned adventurer, raised by humans, he never really questioned his origins all that much.
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Awesome! As per usual.
- By DaynenMc on 08-08-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
Great Audio Book
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Good and evil turned upside down
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Such a great collection
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Every character in every book you write is insufferable.
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too much cartering
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