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I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
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Narrated by:
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Robert Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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By:
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M.E. Thorne
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Contains volumes 1–3 of the epic series.
Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No, thanks!
My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.
I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It's a suicide mission. Once exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different than I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot at surviving the insanity I've been thrown into.
Narrated in duet style.
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My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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Great idea; ruined by love
- By Amazon Customer on 10-21-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Dark Lord's Commands Omnibus
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen
- Length: 32 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Robert Grailmont. Since I was young, I felt a call to serve, to be a respectable and dependable leader. But when my ambitions were derailed by corruption and greed, I found a new calling—one from another world.
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basic and boring
- By Louis Gailes on 11-14-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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A fun read
- By Lawrence on 09-11-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
By: Dante King
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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Lost another author to the woke polyamory crowd
- By Jonny Harper on 12-16-24
By: Jamie Hawke
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My Cottage Was Transferred to Another World Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slow Life In Another World Light Novel
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
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The Hero of Humanity—the man summoned to slay the Demon King—he went and destroyed all who wronged him, humans and gods included. At the end of his bloody campaign, he had nothing left. He retired to a humble cottage built from the divine, wood of the World Tree that he chopped down. All was well until, one day, the world shook. The Hero wanted nothing to do with it and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside and saw that his property had been transferred to yet another world.
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hoping for more to come
- By Amazon Customer on 12-21-24
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels Omnibus
- Dungeon Delving for Loot and Levels, Books 1–4
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Katana Jones, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 37 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Danny Abbott. I went to bed thinking I had just another day at the office waiting for me. Instead, I find myself in Dungeon World, a planet-wide RPG-themed amusement park. The monsters are real, the perils are deadly, and the people in charge are long gone. Sure, maintenance worker sounds like a weird job to be stuck with—until I find out that it lets me reroll chests, disable traps, and access the park's hidden paths and back halls. Then I realize that the world is my oyster.
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Great idea; ruined by love
- By Amazon Customer on 10-21-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Dark Lord's Commands Omnibus
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen
- Length: 32 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Robert Grailmont. Since I was young, I felt a call to serve, to be a respectable and dependable leader. But when my ambitions were derailed by corruption and greed, I found a new calling—one from another world.
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basic and boring
- By Louis Gailes on 11-14-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy Omnibus Edition
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 37 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The complete series in a single offering! This battle shall reach its inevitable conclusion -- and the final triumph will belong to Doctor Undying!
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A fun read
- By Lawrence on 09-11-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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After the End Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople - three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast.
By: Dante King
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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Lost another author to the woke polyamory crowd
- By Jonny Harper on 12-16-24
By: Jamie Hawke
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My Cottage Was Transferred to Another World Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slow Life In Another World Light Novel
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 37 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The Hero of Humanity—the man summoned to slay the Demon King—he went and destroyed all who wronged him, humans and gods included. At the end of his bloody campaign, he had nothing left. He retired to a humble cottage built from the divine, wood of the World Tree that he chopped down. All was well until, one day, the world shook. The Hero wanted nothing to do with it and went to sleep. The next day, he went outside and saw that his property had been transferred to yet another world.
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hoping for more to come
- By Amazon Customer on 12-21-24
By: Sebastian Guzman
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The Steel Dynasty
- A Slice of Life Harem Dark Fantasy Adventure Book 2
- By: Jack Miller
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 13 mins
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Awakening amidst the remains of a dilapidated orphanage, Alexander discovers himself bound by chains, condemned to a life of enslavement. A contemporary metallurgist, inadvertently trapped in a bygone era, he observes with intrigue as he endeavors to navigate the hand fate has dealt him. With resolute determination, he forges plate armor, pioneers the invention of paper, constructs roadways, imparts governance, and undertakes numerous other feats, all in an attempt to carve out a place for himself. Yet, how can such accomplishments evade the envious gazes of others? From the formidable ...
By: Jack Miller
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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Amazing!
- By Devin R on 10-18-24
By: Chase Kilgore
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Hearthomancy Vol. 1
- A Men's Fantasy Adventure
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, CC Thompson
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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My name is Brent, and I'm the proud, new owner of Rootwood Manor. Sure, it's a rundown mansion in the middle of nowhere... but that makes it the perfect place for my magical lair. Ever since the System came to Earth I've aspired to be a powerful wizard! Of course, difficulties crop up. I’ve got to learn to master my new magic, pay down my mortgage, and raise money for the manor’s repair. There’s also dealing with my creepy neighbors, escaping murderous ghosts, and preventing a blood ritual that could spell the end of the world.
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More of this
- By BiduscasMate on 03-04-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Apex Academy Publisher's Pack 1, Books 1-2
- By: Ethan Shaw
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Nina Harmony
- Length: 14 hrs and 18 mins
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I used to think my life would be common, boring even. My online guildies and my friends sure thought so. Yet everything I knew to be true in this world all changed drastically one fateful night... or should I say, it shifted. As it turns out, my father passed on more than his name to me. Something feral and mighty awoke within me, and I knew at once, I would never be the same again. Shortly after, I received an invitation that I didn't expect, a call to attend the mysterious Apex Academy.
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Feral instincts book
- By eddyhale on 07-04-24
By: Ethan Shaw
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The Last Male Elf: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Richard Brock
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
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Illemitar Liminelda is the only elf anyone in the human territories of Middenheim has met in quite a while. Sure, there are a few Half-Elves around, but after the last war, even their kind had become a rare sight indeed. But Lemmy, as his friends call him, is pretty well-integrated into the human world. As a seasoned adventurer, raised by humans, he never really questioned his origins all that much.
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Awesome! As per usual.
- By DaynenMc on 08-08-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend, Book One
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams. Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
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very enjoyable
- By BiduscasMate on 05-19-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Potion Master
- I Got Isekai'd to an RPG & Used My Unfair Knowledge of the Game to Beat the BBEG on the First Level. But Now I Must Use My Powers to Save the World from New Evil as the Potion Master!
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Thomas was a part-time freelancer and part-time floundering streamer for the MMORPG King of Death. A super mediocre game that he mastered so much that end-game raids were solo adventures! But when the game's sassy and scintillating fox spirit Akina appears, she pulls him right into the game! It's up to Thomas to save the world from the destroyer of worlds. The ender of times. The queen of the underworld! The tall, buff, and beautiful hellhound Mira! But when she shows up on Level 1, he'll have to use his expert knowledge of the game.
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Fun and Spicy
- By Chillin with love no hate on 11-21-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Slime Keeper
- Slime Keeper, Book 1
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Blake was searching for simplicity, but fate had other plans. After an unexpected turn of events lands him in the fantastical world of Ylege, he's endowed with extraordinary physical abilities and inherits an unclaimed farmstead at the world's edge. Things seem to be falling into place until he encounters the gorls—beautiful, magical, sentient slimes.
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Great start.
- By Brian on 10-07-24
By: Leon West
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Test Subject
- Escape
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack Hammond gets locked up in a top secret facility, he thinks he's finally stopped the nightmare that's been following him. But she isn't the only thing that goes bump in the night. As the newest inmate in a co-ed prison, Jack must conquer beauties and bullies alike. There's just one problem: the facility holds far worse things than he can imagine. He might have a tenacious tomboy and bold bombshell in his corner, but he has to escape if he wants to keep them.
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He does nothing but break mirrors 1&2
- By Bishop on 10-10-24
By: A.V. Ray
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X-Treme American Dungeon League
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Garth had been the favorite for the number-one draft pick in the next season of the USA's top sport. His college career was supposed to end on a high note… but it didn't. Sabotaged in his final game, he found himself shut out of the Dungeon League of America, forced to retire his jersey in shame. With no other options, he leaned on his university degree and became a licensed psychiatrist and therapist. That should have been the end of his dungeon-crawling days. But then, a new dungeon appeared in his city.
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Hot and Hilarious
- By CBD on 11-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Elseworlders Bed & Breakfast 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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My family has run Sugarville’s one and only B&B for years. Sure, it's a little rundown and the gardens are overgrown, but it’s still got what I like to call rustic charm. If things go my way, it’ll become a cozy shelter for Hellhounds, Alicorns, Kobolds, and more! Yup – I’ve just become the manager of a government-run home for monster girls. Not only will I need to patch the roof, fix the barn, and master my burgeoning magic, but I’ll also need to help our guests adapt to living on Earth!
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I'm laughing so hard
- By Posiden300 on 09-15-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-29-24
Great Audio Book
I read this book first and loved this book. After listening to the audio version I love it even more.
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- Posiden300
- 12-15-24
Such a great collection
Gilly is best girl just go in knowing that. I ended up buying both omnibus before I finished book one. This has been a great adventure with funny side characters. I highly recommend it worth the buy. Spice is short and sweet and gets the point across without taking up to much time.
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