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Alex Matthews
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Renée Nolen
About this listen
Everyone needs a place to call their own – Even monster girls!
My family has run Sugarville’s one and only B&B for years. Sure, it's a little rundown and the gardens are overgrown, but it’s still got what I like to call rustic charm. If things go my way, it’ll become a cozy shelter for Hellhounds, Alicorns, Kobolds, and more!
Yup – I’ve just become the manager of a government-run home for monster girls. Not only will I need to patch the roof, fix the barn, and master my burgeoning magic, but I’ll also need to help our guests adapt to living on Earth!
However, unscrupulous forces are prowling about, trying to exploit monster girls for their arcane power. I have to keep the women under my care safe.
Welcome to the Elseworlders B&B – we hope you enjoy your stay!
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Demi-Beast Husbandry for Fun and Profit
- A Slice-of-Life, Farming and Breeding Harem LitRPG
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Lyra Miller
- Length: 16 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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When Benjamin Nickels discovers he's the proud new owner of a derelict hobby farm, inherited from a crazy uncle he's never met, he's too excited to question his good fortune. He tells off his boss, quits his job, and heads out of town to Lucky Nickel Acres.
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Great fun story
- By Kindle Customer on 06-09-25
By: Peter North
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There's a Cat Girl in My Cubicle! Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slice of Life Office Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 20 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Immerse yourself in the extraordinary tale of Kazuki, an otaku with a deep infatuation for cat girls, who suddenly finds himself in the enchanting Silver City. Here, a variety of fantastical races coexist harmoniously, but it's the cat girls who command Kazuki's attention. Kazuki's life takes a thrilling turn when he rescues a beautiful cat girl executive from danger, landing him a role as Security Specialist at 'Whisker Wonders,' a prominent cat girl consulting firm.
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Poorly Written & Oddly Narrated
- By Laziest Reviewer on 09-13-24
By: Austin Beck
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I Don't Want to Be the Hero Omnibus 1
- I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break. I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord.
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Every character in every book you write is insufferable.
- By DaddyYxwn on 01-23-25
By: M.E. Thorne
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Vixen A.D.
- A Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Harem
- By: Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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When Mace wakes up from a brutal wreck, he's met with broken glass, twisted metal, and savage monsters. Remembering nothing except his name, he suddenly finds himself in a tense struggle for survival. But he's not alone. Surprises hide in the wastelands, like fox girls with big, fluffy tails and attuned ears. Her name is Faye Nightshade. She's resourceful, intelligent, fast, gorgeous...and she has a curious eye for Mace Frost. Soon, night begins to fall across the dusty red deserts, and things lurk in the shadows. With Faye's help, maybe they can survive together.
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Just bad
- By Bishop on 03-20-25
By: Lara X. Lust
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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It's pretty good.
- By Justus. Z on 05-15-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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Dragon Estate
- By: Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Xavier's life is hard. Every day is a struggle. His debt is mounting, his boss is threatening to fire him, and an eviction might be around the corner. But that was about to change. One day, a mysterious lawyer approaches Xavier with promises of fortune and a hidden estate. But is the will real? Did some distant relative really leave him millions of dollars and a mansion?
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good book
- By Joeseph Baxter on 12-18-22
By: Lara X. Lust
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Trailer Park Elves
- A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams. A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.
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why did not one say this is erotica?
- By Megan on 05-12-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Wings and Tails
- By: Isaac Lee
- Narrated by: Evan Reed, Amber Hartt
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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One sunny day, a routine airshow ended with me flying through a portal to another world. Here, warplanes aren’t the only thing in the sky. Oh, and my mind has a tendency to see what others are thinking. Now, amongst airships, beautiful beastkin, floating continents and telepathic powers, I’ll have to pick a side to fight for. When I do, I'll have to prove my loyalty, my skill, and play my part in saving this world from an evil that crossed from my world into this one. On the ground, I’m just a man, but in the air, I’m as powerful as a dragon.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 06-05-24
By: Isaac Lee
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The Bawdy Ballads of Bodrick the Bard: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Serena Silverlake, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Ben Hart
- Length: 17 hrs and 24 mins
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In his illustrious career as a bard for the band known as Wanderlust, Bodrick has met countless beautiful women, slain untold foes, and done the impossible more times than he can count—not that that's saying much. It’s a good thing he has Plink Creamenickers, a mysterious and beautiful pixie from Court Creamenickers, to handle the math for him. But Bodrick’s golden retriever-like personality can be, ahem, hard for her to keep a leash on at times. It’s never long before his... certain extremities... lead him into one new escapade after another, broke or not.
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Too much/not enough
- By Jester 1960 on 04-30-25
By: Serena Silverlake, and others
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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the best narration I've ever heard
- By CooJo on 08-30-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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The Lost Bloodline
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
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Keeping his head up and moving forward was what Koda Burke was best at. After having to emancipate himself as a teen and find his own way at a young age, it became part of who he was. The most important part, or so he thought. Until that the faithful day that chance aligned with fate, and his true worth lay revealed when he met with a dying goddess, someone who had lost hope and all but given up until she felt the call from across the void between dimensions.
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A Strong Start with a Steady Decline
- By Zero Calvin on 03-18-25
By: M. Tress
Virgil Knightley more please 😃
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Great book with some editing mistakes
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awesome new series
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I'm laughing so hard
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toooooo dang funny
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Totally worth it!
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if your looking for a nice easy to read filler this is the book for you.
over all good story but
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Does no one proof listen to these things?
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