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Aaron Camacho
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Ben Farthing
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Can you tell me how to get...out alive?
Johnny awakes. A puppet looms over his bed.
He recognizes the furry monster: Grandpa was its puppeteer on the children’s television show R-City Street. But Grandpa went missing a year ago. He disappeared from this very apartment building, which was converted from the old R-City Street studio.
Desperate to see Grandpa again, Johnny follows the puppet inside the building’s walls, ever deeper into a puppet-infested labyrinth....
I Found Puppets Living in My Apartment Walls is a horror novella from the “darkly inventive” purveyor of uncanny places and wondrous evils, Ben Farthing.
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All of it
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This was campy
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Wow.
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And I still love them up it’s just as much. And no, I don’t think I have a newfound fear of them. But my side of the bed has a clear view of a dark hallway in our home, and I can easily, and regretfully already have, visualize a very short, furry puppet padding, its way down the hall towards me. So thanks a lot Ben Farthing, for being a really good and imaginative and thoughtful writer. He processed a primal fear that began in childhood for you and enclosed with in it, the melancholy pain and joy of memory, nostalgia, And people felt most like home. Keep it up man. I may just have to dream of my own existential nostalgia night terror novella of my own because this one hit the spot hit the spot. You monster.
And now I shall not ever, ever sleep again.
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Surprisingly scary for a puppet story
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I liked it… I liked the setting… I liked the cousin more than the protagonist actually.
Here’s the thing.. I hate puppets, I hate dolls.. they scared me shitless as a kid and now that my girls are grown there are none in my house. So the opening of this book put me on edge right out of the gate, there was no warm up.. no kisses or hand holding.. the author has no time for foreplay.
So getting off to that start set my mind whirling, putting myself in this guys shoes, what I would do and how I would feel, and how would I get out… and it felt like we were on to the next scene.
A little jarring, but ok we only have 3 hours here and we gotta long way to go. And that continued until the end, an ending I’m ashamed to say I didn’t see coming, and had to listen to several times, and so yeah, I need to read it again. But I liked it,
Now I guess I’ll buy the Circus Tent.
I need to listen to this again
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Creepy Puppets
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i love puppets and horror
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Really fun short story
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