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Dante King
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After a rather eventful visit to Timbermere, Valdis Wolfbane and his companions have returned to the farm. Their goal is clear: turn their little piece of land into something halfway close to self-sufficient.
Thankfully, with a dark elf's nature magic and the cooking skills of a former huntress, the farm's prospects couldn't be better.
There's a meeting with the town's beautiful mayoress to look forward to, as well as a friendly visit from a mage with a few spells short of a grimoire.
Truly, the life of a farmer isn't without its ups and downs, but it's a sure sight better than the life he left behind.
After all, the only corpses left behind are kale stems.
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While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
By: Isaac Keyes
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The Returned 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
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Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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Not his best
- By Jay Bryant on 11-23-24
By: Dante King
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School of Magic 1
- School of Magic 1, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Robin Shay, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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After years of service in the Imperial Expeditionary Force, Jol Rivers has found a tentative home in Littlereach, where he makes a living as a blacksmith. One day, however, a beautiful mage arrives and tells him that he has a mysterious magical power hidden within the items he forges, one that could defeat the malignant forces threatening the Second Empire. She invites him to the Lyceum, an institute for mages where he can develop this power.
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Surprisingly good
- By Martin on 01-30-25
By: Dante King
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Heroes of Fronstead
- By: Zeke Urban, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 10 hrs
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Hope comes in the form of a powerful traveling wizard named Max Ashford, who arrives just in time to defend the town from the corrupted monsters that threaten it. What begins as a mercenary job turns into a fight for a place worthy of more. Joining him is the mayor, Giselle, a wondrous half-elf who’s willing to do anything to save Fronstead. A massive battle awaits them and time is running out. Max will have to unite the entire town against the furious onslaught that awaits them, but will it be enough?
By: Zeke Urban, and others
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Lord of the Dragon Riders Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Isekai Fantasy
- By: Turner Tellborn, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 28 hrs and 39 mins
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A strange cry for help distracts Daniel from his boring study session. Curiosity gets the better of him and he is thrust through a portal where he emerges into a fantasy world of myth, magic, dragons and war. His arrival grants him a special opportunity. After stumbling upon a dying dragon, he discovers an egg that is about to hatch. Daniel knows a grand adventure awaits him and he seizes the moment to become a dragon rider.
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A winner!
- By Anonymous User on 02-16-25
By: Turner Tellborn, and others
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Legend to Farmer
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Valdis Wolfbane is renowned through the lands for his physical prowess and mighty conquests, but he's willing to give it all up to purchase a farm and settle down.
Exchanging a sword for a plow, he's set on turning the dilapidated farm into something he can live off for the rest of his peaceful life.
What he didn't bet on was finding love after all these years of fighting. Now that he has the time, he's about to discover that two is better than one... and three makes for a life well lived.
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The author is in love with his own over flowery prose
- By Gitchel on 03-19-24
By: Dante King
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Master of Runes Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: Isaac Keyes
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 29 hrs and 31 mins
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While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
By: Isaac Keyes
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The Returned 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
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Toby Adams saved the world once before. Now he must do it again. The catch? This world isn’t Earth. It’s Eclipsia, a fantasy realm Toby visited as a kid. And he’s having a bit of trouble remembering how he accomplished his world-saving mission the first time. Magic was involved, he’s sure of that. Powerful companions, too. Possibly even a magical weapon of some kind.
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Not his best
- By Jay Bryant on 11-23-24
By: Dante King
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School of Magic 1
- School of Magic 1, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Robin Shay, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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After years of service in the Imperial Expeditionary Force, Jol Rivers has found a tentative home in Littlereach, where he makes a living as a blacksmith. One day, however, a beautiful mage arrives and tells him that he has a mysterious magical power hidden within the items he forges, one that could defeat the malignant forces threatening the Second Empire. She invites him to the Lyceum, an institute for mages where he can develop this power.
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Surprisingly good
- By Martin on 01-30-25
By: Dante King
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Heroes of Fronstead
- By: Zeke Urban, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 10 hrs
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Hope comes in the form of a powerful traveling wizard named Max Ashford, who arrives just in time to defend the town from the corrupted monsters that threaten it. What begins as a mercenary job turns into a fight for a place worthy of more. Joining him is the mayor, Giselle, a wondrous half-elf who’s willing to do anything to save Fronstead. A massive battle awaits them and time is running out. Max will have to unite the entire town against the furious onslaught that awaits them, but will it be enough?
By: Zeke Urban, and others
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Lord of the Dragon Riders Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Isekai Fantasy
- By: Turner Tellborn, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 28 hrs and 39 mins
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A strange cry for help distracts Daniel from his boring study session. Curiosity gets the better of him and he is thrust through a portal where he emerges into a fantasy world of myth, magic, dragons and war. His arrival grants him a special opportunity. After stumbling upon a dying dragon, he discovers an egg that is about to hatch. Daniel knows a grand adventure awaits him and he seizes the moment to become a dragon rider.
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A winner!
- By Anonymous User on 02-16-25
By: Turner Tellborn, and others
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The Hero Game
- A LitRPG Superhero Adventure: Volume One: Tutorial
- By: August Aird
- Narrated by: Hannah Trusty
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
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Jack Jenkins is a normal college student living in a world filled with super powered beings. Until one fateful day in the library throws his whole life into chaos. An ancient and beguiling cosmic visitor bonds with him, granting him extraordinary abilities. The only catch: he has to earn his powers like he was in a video game. And he has to learn on the fly.
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He should have gone with the hero name “The Player”
- By Randy Smith on 12-10-24
By: August Aird
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Dino Tribes Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Cassandra Quinn
- Length: 34 hrs and 28 mins
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In the not too distant future, dinosaurs rule the world. Alan is deposited in a grassy field with all signs of humanity replaced. A few hundred of his peers are given a loincloth, spear, a few tools, and a mission: to integrate and survive... if they're not eaten first.
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Amazing
- By J on 02-19-25
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Monsters Mayhem and Misfits
- By: Marcus Sloss, Jack Spry
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When Josh Underwood is thrown through a wormhole and lands on an unfamiliar world, he is immediately attacked by flesh-eating worms and snarling wolves. He has one huge advantage. A ring sits on his finger, but it's no ordinary ring. It's alien tech designed to improve its host’s strength, speed, agility, durability and combat instinct. Not all boons are infinitely wondrous. This tech has to understand what Josh needs for it to evolve, and time is of the essence.
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I'm two hours in and I'm suffering
- By Jason on 05-17-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Realm Guard
- Realm Guard, Book 1
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Maeve York
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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After an accident cut my life short, a realm keeper gave me a second chance: be resurrected as a realm guard in another world. Bold heroics and brave adventures? Occasionally; this is a peaceful realm, and outside of guard patrols I need to help protect the beautiful women in the local community. If I can keep the tavern across the street safe, clear the local mine of monsters, and track down the local potion master's missing assistant, things might just work out.
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Fun story and amazing women
- By IsekaiRomance on 12-09-24
By: Noah Layton
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The Axe Falls
- The Axe Falls Series, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader, Lewis Alexander
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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Dominic's world had been a fairly simple life. To live his life to the best of his abilities, gain experience, level up, and strive to enjoy himself as best he could in a backwater. Which, while tough on its own, was made infinitely harder by his father being the local executioner. All of that becomes infinitely worse when his entire family is murdered. Dominic is then thrust into a war between noble houses that had been put on hold for generations. A war that the royal family lost, and now only had one true heir and claimant: Dominic Randolph.
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Better than I expected!
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-25
By: William D. Arand
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Dead Freeze
- By: Misty Vixen, Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Max Slater is a man on a mission. A life of salvaging tech and fighting horrors in deep space has given him nerves of steel, but now he finds himself coming up against the toughest job of his life. On a frozen, not-quite-dead planet, a desperate salvage operation has gone wrong. Max has been hired to investigate. What's left of civilization badly needs that salvage. But when his own rescue operation goes just as wrong, he finds himself fighting for his life.
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Thoroughly mediocre
- By Chris on 01-08-25
By: Misty Vixen, and others
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A Goblin for Christmas
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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What's green and red and white all over? A cute goblin girl, dressed like Mrs. Claus! All Aiden wants for Christmas is a whole new life. He hates his job, his big city apartment, and everything **literally everything!** about Christmas. The only thing that might make the season bearable is if he had his imaginary goblin girlfriend at his side...
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it's a nice little escape
- By Jake Anderson on 02-16-25
By: Peter North
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Mayor of Elftown Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 24 hrs and 49 mins
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I thought the last thing I would have expected while working at the mall during the holiday season was to meet a real elf woman. Then the blue-skinned ogre tore through the mall. The elf and I made a quick escape and ended up in a strange fantasy world. Now, I’m finding out that the elves have been in decline for centuries and are being hunted to extinction for their magical abilities. They need someone to help them. Someone to protect them. Someone with magical powers that could make elves strong like they used to be.
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Very good
- By Jeremy on 04-12-24
By: Dante King
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Bonded Summoner Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Summoner Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JJ Bookerson
- Narrated by: Anne Marie Lebeaur, Jack Smith
- Length: 48 hrs and 14 mins
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When a God of War barged into his apartment, Jake had no idea what to expect... but it wasn't being forced into a never-ending war against evil invaders, or that the battle would strangely resemble the MMORPG games he loved. Working hard and building himself up from almost nothing, Jake would need every bit of knowledge and preparation to master his new class of Summoner. Joined by a sly Demoness with an ancient past and a shy Valkyrie hoping to prove herself in battle, they'll find excitement and enjoyment as they level and grow in power.
By: JJ Bookerson
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Goblin Girls Do It Better
- A Fantasy Men's Adventure
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all. Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses.
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Typical misty book
- By No one important on 05-04-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Battle Mage: Academy for Magical Inmates Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 29 hrs and 1 min
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Stealing from a mage was both the best and worst thing I had ever done. After being caught, I was named a criminal and sent to a prison known as the Jade Bastion. Located at the Edge of the World, this prison carries a secret. Those inmates who have magical abilities are trained in the most powerful magic known to the empire: battle magic. To survive, I will need to discover a secret I didn't know I possessed. I can become more powerful through bonding with the other beautiful, magically inclined inmates.
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Had a surprising depth of lore by the end.
- By Justin McKnight on 04-12-24
By: Dante King
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Capture, Evolve, Survive Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 29 hrs and 19 mins
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
By: Dante King
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- Robert L. Hamilton
- 06-26-24
Good story that continues a great series! Leaves you looking for the next episode!
Overpowered hero that keeps showing his tender side. That is after he destroys all the monsters and villains!
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- JB
- 06-30-24
excellent book 2
I'm really enjoying this series so far. I love stories like this. powerful mc that is looking for a slow life and for the most part succeeds. but something always seems to happen to keep them from completely living that life. the characters are well written and funny. Definitely worth the listen
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- Posiden300
- 06-26-24
it's good for a dante book
I do like the story but for once I'll complain that a dante king book is short on spice lol. I do like the book and the ending has me wanting to read the next book.
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- DaynenMc
- 06-26-24
Legendier and Farmier.
Great book 2!
Not sure how King produces so much great stuff so quickly, but you're not going to hear me complaining about it.
Our legend turned farmer can't stay away from trouble and the public eye and there's even more of it here in book 2.
Now he's got 2 women and a Pooka (not in the harem) to keep safe and take care of. Will there be more added in book 3?
Great series!!!
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Lonewolf55
- 09-12-24
Very little happens
This second book was a sleepy letdown. Nothing happens, the only thing of note is when MC collects some ingredients for a potion that is to help is hunter girlfriend. The showdown between Val and a magical monster was lazy, instead of MC defeating it a mage uses fireball and blows it up. Furthermore, in the first book the author wrote in a couple of steamy/ intimate scenes but didn't put any in this one. Which tells me he can't decide if they want a harem fantasy or a slice of life/ " cozy" fantasy.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-26-24
a jok3
this book is Insanely short nothing really progresses and half the short book are these extremely long winded analogies the mc comes up that just make it annoying to listen the mc drone on about nothing listened at 1.2 and still felt like nails o. chalkboard
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- CooJo
- 07-31-24
not for me
not much substance, lacking in spicy scenes with a few fade to black scenes(lame!) why even write up to it in the first place, way too vanilla, a few pointless interactions. no real relationship progression. goes from just meeting to we are together now with none of the conversations new couples or couples in general have.
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