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Eva Kaminsky
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Kemper Donovan
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Knives Out meets high seas intrigue on a literary cruise to nowhere in this intelligent, wildly funny locked-room mystery for fans of Richard Osman, Anthony Horowitz, Nita Prose, and Agatha Christie!
The USA Today bestselling host of the All About Agatha podcast injects the spark and fizz of a Golden Age murder mystery into the present-day, as the ghostwriter’s skills are put to the test aboard a bestselling author’s decidedly insalubrious cruise.
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. So goes the adage, but sometimes, even a first-rate ghostwriter and successful mystery author needs to make a buck. Even if that means setting foot on a cruise ship, something she vowed she’d never do. To top it off, the “Get Lit Cruise” is being organized by Payton Garrett, a very popular, bestselling author—and the ghostwriter’s long-time frenemy from back in their MFA days.
Over the years, Payton has reinvented herself. She gained a wife while ditching her journalist husband—who is also on board. And she’s acquired a rabid following who eagerly snapped up the invitations sent to a select few of her newsletter subscribers. The guests, all female, will receive personalized instruction from experts in five different writing genres, while basking in Payton’s reflected glow.
Between mentoring guests, flirting with Payton’s ex, and taking bets on how long before someone performs a reenactment of Titanic’s “I’m flying!” scene (answer: not long enough), there’s plenty to keep a ghostwriter occupied. But there’s one activity nobody expected: solving a murder.
When an attendee is found dead under suspicious circumstances and several others suffer symptoms of poisoning, there are numerous motives and suspects to choose from. But could it be that the victim wasn’t even the intended target? As the body count rises along with onboard tensions, no one is safe—except, perhaps, for a killer whose scruples have long abandoned ship. And of course, like every well-plotted mystery, this one has an extra twist …
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Charlotte’s daughter Stella is sensitive and brilliant, perhaps even a genius, but a recent change in her behavior has alarmed her mother. Following the sudden death of Stella’s babysitter, Blanka, the once disruptive and anti-social child has become docile and agreeable. But what’s unsettling is that she has begun to mirror Blanka’s personality, from Blanka’s repetitive phrases to her accent, to fierce cravings for Armenian meat stew after being raised a vegetarian.
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Slow but keeps you interested
- By Autumn Sullivan on 03-08-25
By: Helena Echlin
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The Queen of Fives
- By: Alex Hay
- Narrated by: Polly Edsell
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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1898. Quinn le Blanc, London’s most talented con woman, has five days to pull off her most ambitious plot yet: trap a highly eligible duke into marriage and lift a fortune from the richest family in England. Masquerading as the season’s most enviable debutante, Quinn puts on a brilliant act that earns her entrance into the grand drawing rooms and lavish balls of high society—and propels her straight into the inner circle of her target: the charismatic Kendals.
By: Alex Hay
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Knife Skills for Beginners
- By: Orlando Murrin
- Narrated by: Sebastian Humphreys
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The Chester Square Cookery School in the heart of London offers students a refined setting in which to master the fine art of choux pastry and hone their hollandaise. True, the ornate mansion doesn’t quite sparkle the way it used to—afeeling chef Paul Delamare is familiar with these days. Worn out and newly broke, he’d be tempted to turn down the request to fill in as teacher for a week-long residential course, if anyone other than Christian Wagner were asking.
By: Orlando Murrin
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The Busybody Book Club
- By: Freya Sampson
- Narrated by: Daphne Kouma
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Having recently moved from London to a small Cornish seaside village, Nova Davies started a book club at the local community center, but so far it’s a disaster. The five members disagree on everything, and to make matters worse, a significant sum of money is stolen during one of the meetings, putting the much-loved community center at risk.
By: Freya Sampson
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Night of a Thousand Darlas
- A Novel
- By: Brooke Abrams
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Liza Day’s mother isn’t dead, but leave it to Darla Day to throw herself a funeral anyway. It’s the kind of attention grab Liza left behind to build a quiet life for herself and her rebellious teenage daughter, Avery. But between her students discovering her old daytime TV show—putting her teaching job at risk—and her mother’s unexpected funeral invitation, Liza’s life feels truly like a soap opera.
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CHAOS, CAMP AND CLOSURE
- By Bradley on 04-22-25
By: Brooke Abrams
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The Crime Brûlée Bake Off
- A Claire Walker Mystery, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Connolly
- Narrated by: Sophie Roberts
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Amateur baker Claire Walker is thrilled to be a contestant on Britain’s Battle of the Bakers. She can almost smell the fresh pastries wafting through the air. If she can win the grand prize, she can ditch her teaching job and launch her baking career. The Viscount of Colburn, Jonathan Ainsley, is the custodian of Blackfirth Park and an eligible bachelor. He reluctantly agrees to allow the cooking competition show to film on his estate, but when a contestant is found dead soon after filming begins, Jonathan is forced to get involved.
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I loved it!!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-28-25
By: Rebecca Connolly
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The Decent Proposal
- A Novel
- By: Kemper Donovan
- Narrated by: Michael Bakkensen
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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A struggling Hollywood producer, Richard Baumbach is 29, hungover, and broke. Ridiculously handsome, with an innate charm and an air of invincibility, he still believes good things will come his way. For now he contents himself with days at the Coffee Bean and nights with his best friend, Mike (that's a woman, by the way).
By: Kemper Donovan
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Dead Money
- A Novel
- By: Jakob Kerr
- Narrated by: Rachel Music
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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A Silicon Valley fixer investigates a billionaire founder's death while pursuing her own agenda in this twisty, sharply observed debut mystery from a tech world insider.
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Good but not ideal for audiobook
- By Hailey P Waitt on 02-28-25
By: Jakob Kerr
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She Doesn't Have a Clue
- A Novel
- By: Jenny Elder Moke
- Narrated by: Sarah Mollo-Christensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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A high-end wedding on a private island off the coast of Seattle sounds like something out of a magazine. But for bestselling mystery author Kate Valentine, it’s more like a nightmare. Why Kate agreed to attend her ex-fiancé’s wedding is its own enigma, but she’ll plaster on a fake smile for two nights, with the aid of free champagne, naturally. But when the bride is poisoned and Kate stumbles across a dead body, she finds herself in a real-life mystery that eerily echoes the plot of her latest novel.
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Swoon
- By Summer Hansen on 01-23-25
By: Jenny Elder Moke
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Keep the Doctor Away
- By: James Caine
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Lily Parker’s mundane life is forever changed when her husband becomes the new plastic surgeon at Northwind Clinic. Located on a secluded island, the clinic offers ultimate privacy for the rich and famous. But something isn’t right at her new home. With tall walls surrounding the shore, security guards working around the clock, and cameras watching her every move, Lily becomes highly anxious, bordering on paranoid. When Lily witnesses the tragic death of a woman working at the clinic, she questions her perfect life and the people around her.
By: James Caine
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A Death in Door County
- A Monster Hunter Mystery, Book 1
- By: Annelise Ryan
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Morgan Carter, owner of the Odds and Ends bookstore in Door County, Wisconsin, has a hobby. When she’s not tending the store, she’s hunting cryptids—creatures whose existence is rumored but never proven to be real. It’s a hobby that cost her parents their lives, but one she’ll never give up on.
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Scooby Doo in Door County (spoilers)
- By B. Stiner on 04-13-23
By: Annelise Ryan
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The Last Ferry Out
- A Novel
- By: Andrea Bartz
- Narrated by: Dani Martineck, Imani Jade Powers, Natasha Soudek
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Abby steps foot on Isla Colel, she isn’t sure what—if anything—she’ll find. She only knows that she needs to see the place where her fiancée, Eszter, died to try and make sense of the tragic accident. The island is nothing like Abby expected: Though it was once a bustling tourist hub, a hurricane has left it a shell of its former self, with only a handful of residents remaining. Even the once-daily ferry to the mainland now runs every week or so. There, Abby befriends an alluring group of expats, but her sense of unease surges.
By: Andrea Bartz
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Kills Well with Others
- By: Deanna Raybourn
- Narrated by: Jane Oppenheimer, Christina Delaine
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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After more than a year of laying low, Billie, Helen, Mary Alice, and Natalie are called back into action. They have enjoyed their time off, but the lack of excitement is starting to chafe: a professional killer can only take so many watercolor classes and yoga sessions without itching to strangle someone...literally. When they receive a call from the head of the elite assassin organization known as the Museum, they are ready tackle the greatest challenge of their careers.
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Necessary monsters
- By qnofrogs on 03-09-25
By: Deanna Raybourn
Sooooo many thoughts on this one, @KemperDonovan, but I, strangely, guessed the murderer (on nothing but vibes), and loved this little world being created and developed as we make our way to the third book (will there be more than three?! 😜). 🕵🏻♂️❤️
Okay, let’s keep going—and, in no particular order:
I had to restart this book once and rewind several times. I won’t blame this on the author. Lol. I’m pretty sure it’s simply because I don’t want to miss things and when I started the book the first time I had a hard time keeping track of who was who and really attaching each characters attributes and personality to each. This isn’t unique to this book, though. I have to do this a lot especially in mysteries because they’re quite deliberate in how they’re telling a story so paying attention to who is who is, really, quite critical. Sometimes I won’t do this and I’ll either figure it out later/ as I go on or… I’ll get more lost. Lol.
The language is stronger than the first book was, I think (?), but, still, didn’t feel like it detracted too much from the book. Likewise, and I think this is true of any work of fiction (Craig Johnson spoke about this in an interview I listened to recently), but Kemper is commenting quite a bit on society and, to some degree, things from a particular perspective in which probably not all of his audience will agree. I don’t want to spend a lot of time commenting here other than to briefly note that human nature is as it always is (ala Miss Marple), and that it permeates and crosses over these cultural and philosophical differences and divides. So, this too, from a content perspective, is worth noting, but also, isn’t a detractor or item of concern. There’s obviously some violence here (being a murder mystery), but that isn’t heavily descriptive, and there are a couple references to sexuality that crop up, but I could probably count their occurrences on one hand, so rather than framing or permeating the book, they jot it a couple times.
I’ve known Kemper for a while from afar (from his podcast), but I did meet him in person at a book signing for his first book in this series last year, and his cultural and literary knowledge is bar none. Bro is super intelligent and I think his ingenious crafting of this book (along with its predecessor) really shine through. Like, yes, these are murder mysteries, but, as previously noted, also commentaries on society in our present era, the stream of consciousness thoughts of a fellow millennial (which, it was super cool to have a name for her in this book!), and… quite a bit more!
Honestly, I could go on for ages, but I just want to say that if you’re a fan of Agatha Christie style mysteries (and their many reproductions and etc) with a modern flair, check this out! And read/ listen to “The Busy Body,” first.
Oh, I also wanted to elaborate on my initial tweet/ thought/ paragraph above. I took absolutely no pleasure in finding out that I was right about the murderer. I wanted it to be someone else. But as the story went on I realized this person was the least likely, but also the most obvious, in that none of the other characters seemed to be it. That, and it was the most shocking for who it was. I don’t want to spoil anything though, or go on about this for too long, but I was here for the ride, and emotionally caught up in the journey from start to finish!
Lastly (for real this time, lol), I really do feel that he’s exploring and creating quite a compelling world with this series. Like, I know there’s only two so far, but I’ll read as many as he writes! Lol! We learn more about our homegirl in this book than we did in the first and, like the first, I want to go back through and relisten to this so I can catch every detail this time knowing whodunnit and everything else. Lol.
Anywho, well done, Kemper!
Loved it!
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Absolutely delightful snark!
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I need more
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It was a fun read
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