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M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action

By: Robert Asprin
Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
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Robert Asprin’s classic fantasy series, now available in audio!

War is heck! Guido and Nunzio may not be the brightest bodyguards in the world - but they certainly are faithful. When Skeeve "the Great" asks them to join the army of Possiltum, the two thugs volunteer without question.... Except: Whose side are they on? Queen Hemlock's? The Mob's Fairy Godfather's? Skeeve's? The two baffled bodyguards barely have time to figure it all out - they've been handed government-issue crossbows, armored with leather skirts, and given combat orders by the dreaded drill sergeant Smiley! With war heroes like these...who needs enemies?

Combat Orders...

“...To deal with an armed opponent, however, is a different matter entirely! Fortunately, we have an expert with us to demonstrate how that is done! Guido! Front and center!"

"Me, Sergeant?" I blinks, as I had not expected to be called upon.

"That's right," the sergeant sez, showin' some extra teeth in his smile. "At the firing range you made a big point that only jerks have to kill people. Well, here's your chance to show everybody how to 'gentle' an enemy into submission when he's trying to kill you."

Needless to say, I don't care for the sounds of this, but as I have been summoned, I have little choice but to step forward into the clear space bein' used for the demonstrations. My discomfort grows as the sergeant gestures to Corporal Whittle, who tosses him a short sword. That's right, a real short sword...with a point and sharpened edges.

"What's with the sword, Sergeant?" I sez.

"I said this was going to be a demonstration against an armed opponent," he grins. "What we're going to do is I'm going to try to kill you, and you're going to try to stop me without killing me."

"....And if I don't?"

"Then I guess we'll have us a little 'training accident'...."

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favorite series

Easy Read. Clever but absurd fantasy story, sort of like a zany DnD campaign. One of my all time favorites.

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Great series

Narrator is the best! I love this series, I have read them twice and listening to them again now.

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Love this series

I read many of the books in this series as a teen and enjoyed them then and I still enjoy them. They are certainly entertaining and are also a good example of good books made even better by the perfect match with a reader. The amusing fantasy setting suits the reader well as he does unique and memorable voices for each recurring character. Of which there are many. You know a reader is excellent when you can identify the character speaking from the voice the reader uses alone.

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worst in the series so far 😭

this series is kind of all over the place and if you've made it this far you know that. it also has plenty of charm.

this book however was pretty much a train wreck from start to finish. youll see

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Skip it. You'll never miss it.

Move along, nothing to see here. I have been following this series and enjoyed each book to some degree or another but this one just fell flat. The performance is solid but the story is lack lustre.

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