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Sierra Kline
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Eden Redd
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You're off the edge of the map, elf. Here there be monsters.
A mysterious ancient dragon city discovered, a pirate crew on the edge of greatness, and a lone man caught in the middle of two worlds. Jon, Lilly and the crew must bring together every drop of power, skill and cunning to strike back at the Illuminous Empire.
But, all is not elven rum and sea lilies. Jon wrestles with his growing power. Lilly must navigate between protecting her crew and turning the tide against the Empire. The crew must band together while their very lives are on the line.
Can Jon, Lilly and the crew keep their wits as they fight the iron grip of the Empire? Will their bond stay true, even when blood is spilled? Will Jon understand his destiny before all the rum is gone?
My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, undead, secrets to be discovered, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a blind cleric, and there might be a few imperial monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers,18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters!
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