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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media Compulsive Disorders House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Psychology & Mental Health Funny Witty
Practical Decluttering Advice • Motivational Approach • Pleasant Narrator Voice • Humorous Content • Brutally Honest Tone
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Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

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Loved the book but not the swearing. There is a LOT of swearing. Otherwise the book is really helpful.

Very helpful

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Sadly, too many F bombs and other cuss words were unnecessarily sprinkled throughout the otherwise very useful ideas. I assumed the milder word in the title just meant to highlight the reality of the book's subject matter, which I could live with. However, once I started the book it was immediately evident the author could have gotten the point across with just as much conviction without all the unnecessary cussing. I realize I could simply choose to pass on the book altogether, but really wanted to hear the ideas and info to motivate me on my decluttering journey. I found the ridiculous use of F words to be distracting from the otherwise positive message of the book.

Getting real about decluttering before I die

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I’m not a huge fan of cursing, but I loved the humor and the narrator’s voice was very pleasant.
Not only was it very informative, but fun to listen to as well. I loved it!!

Very informative and entertaining

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I giggled at her strong-point bluntness. I will be referring to and replaying to remind myself what I need to keep progressing on a better death purge journey.

Important Personal Purge

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I just loved it all. I dejunk my house while listening to this. it really made me look at things differently. The older I get.

How true life is..

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For at least three months, I have been de-cluttering. Why? Because I have accumulated LOTS of stuff during the past 25 years.

I kept most of it because I thought I'd need it someday... or maybe somebody else would. I had lotsa clothes --- skinny-me and fat-me clothing, as well as clothing I'd actually worn nearly thread-bare but figured it would be useful for yard work (and it was, for awhile).

I had stuff given to me by folks that I really didn't like one danged bit, and stuff some relatives with a wicked sense of humor bequeathed to me, but I kept it ALL because I kinda felt guilty even thinking about pitching it.

Then, one day, I decided that I was really sick and tired of having to walk sideways like a crab to maneuver around stuff in order to find what wasn't evvvver where I thought it would be and so the de-clutter adventure began. It was an overwhelming task, so I kinda slacked off awhile but I'm about 10 years older 'n dirt and just when I began wondering who gets my stuff, serendipitously I stumbled on this book.

HOLY MOLY! It is absolutely hilarious and I heard what I needed to hear. The writer talks like a Drill Instructor LOL... but I guess I needed that. She made me laugh at myself and spit in the mirror for slacking off the de-cluttering. I'm enjoying the spaciousness, the eye-candy in progress that leads to a well curated nest, and the peace of mind that comes as a result of not looking at stuff I don't use, don't need, don't like, and my heirs would think I musta been crazy for keeping. I bet they'll even be able to find what they need. Gosh, A really fun book!

Sure kept the fire lit under my ... uhm ...

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There is some good advice in this book and the author seems to have a delightful wit, but all is overshadowed by the abundance of foul language which was simply distracting.

Blown up by f bombs

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Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

Laughing all the way….

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I enjoyed how each chapter breaks it down into a way I have clarity. I love having stuff, but space sounds great too. I have been listening while letting go of stuff I don't need.

Decluttering with Sass and Laughs

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