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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media
Comedy & Humor Compulsive Disorders House & Home Personal Development Mental Health Funny Witty Inspiring
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Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

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Getting real about decluttering before I die

Sadly, too many F bombs and other cuss words were unnecessarily sprinkled throughout the otherwise very useful ideas. I assumed the milder word in the title just meant to highlight the reality of the book's subject matter, which I could live with. However, once I started the book it was immediately evident the author could have gotten the point across with just as much conviction without all the unnecessary cussing. I realize I could simply choose to pass on the book altogether, but really wanted to hear the ideas and info to motivate me on my decluttering journey. I found the ridiculous use of F words to be distracting from the otherwise positive message of the book.

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Laughing all the way….

Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

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Motivating, Effective, Thorough and Funny

After numerous unsuccessful attempts at reorganizing and decluttering, I found myself exhausted just at the thought of it, often procrastinating on other tasks instead. However, this is the first book that truly motivated me by effectively illustrating the methodologies, benefits and enjoyment of decluttering, delivered with irony and humor. While I personally do not use some of the wordage, I understand they were the tools the author used to captivate and engage the audience. After experiencing this book - never a dull moment - I feel confident that I will finally tackle the task. Thank you for the inspiration!

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her directness, just what I needed

Awesomely honest. Made you think about all the things you possess that really possess you.

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Motivation

Wish I had someone to share these many tasks. Realized what I collected and brought me joy, is not appreciated or wanted by other people

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A must if you have too much shit!

I really enjoyed this audiobook. I just got done going through my grandfather’s stuff so this listen really resonated with me. It has helped jump start my efforts to go through my piles of shit. If you have too much stuff and need a boost then this is your go to guide!

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Hilarious but prof@n€

Definitely “in your face” as some have described. Great motivation for decluttering your sh!t and getting your affairs in order. Recommended*

(*not for the faint at heart)

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The Unnecessary Language

While the audio information was fairly standard in its impact, the constant foul language (which I am not offended by) adds absolutely nothing. It was a distraction that seemed to be used for shock value rather than needed detail. This will not be for anyone offended by constant use of the f-bomb, sh!t, etc.

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Love this audiobook

If you don’t mind “bad” language, you will really enjoy this book. It’s full of great advice, hard truths, and is really chuckle-inducing!

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