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Pre-Thanksgiving Stress Disorder
- Narrated by: Tanis Clark, Sean Anthony
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
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The McIntyre family makes an obscene amount of income every holiday season off the slaughter of thousands of turkeys. But, the amount of money isn't the only thing obscene about their deceptive family farm. The conditions are inhumane. Their practices are unsanitary. And the methods they utilize in cultivating their annual poultry genocide are beyond cruel and unusual. Staunch vegan and proud standing member of PETA Rebecca has had enough. And this year she is serving up a heaping dish of Old Testament justice that will give the McIntyre family a long overdue wake up call.
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What listeners say about Pre-Thanksgiving Stress Disorder
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- grnbaypakrgirl
- 11-19-23
This is book is everything!
I hate writing reviews but this was my first Thanksgiving horror read and it was amazing. Quick, funny & cute - I chose it since we're coming up on Thanksgiving and I'm so glad I did!
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- J. Nickey
- 01-19-22
Gobble Gobble
This story was a blast. Gruesome aspects lined with humor. Had me chuckling in a few spots. I really liked it.
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- DynamicDylan
- 02-04-22
An unhinged revenge tale
This story is insanity at it's finest. It's a gross revenge tale that will make your stomach turn. Not for the faint of heart but highly recommended.
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- Aaron Ogorzolka
- 11-17-21
Gobble Gobble!
I absolutely loved this story of turkey and revenge. The narration started with a sing song quality that I disliked but began to fit better as the story progressed. Overall, a fun thrill ride full of inventive slaughter and just in time for turkey day.
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- Christina Pfeiffer
- 11-24-21
Gobble Gobble
Pre-Thanksgiving Stress Disorder by Rowland Bercy Jr.
I am in shock. PTSD was not what I thought it was going to be. A vegan and a family of chicken farmers clash in this non-heartwarming story of revenge. I listened to the audiobook and it was unnerving. How Bercy does achieves this in every one of his novellas, is beyond me. Unabortion and Payback is a Witch are just as stress inducing (ha).
This book is savage! You may not look at your turkey the same way again, luckily for me, I’m making salmon wellington so I’m safe. If you are having turkey… you are not. Blood (both turkey and human), guts, and more abound in PTSD.
Bercy is an immediate buy for me. But audiobook is always first because I love everything he puts into them. GO BUY THIS NOW! Please and thank you.
5/5 Gobble Gobbles
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