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Kayll Heath
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By:
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Aron Beauregard
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Bones crushed, pulled-out guts, candy, and homicidal nuts! What do a brilliant child killer, a hopeful special effects artist, a duo of budding teen spree killers, a student-screwing teacher, and a mutated maniac missing his lower jaw have in common? They're all out this Halloween....
How will their paths cross? Who will be butchered? Can anyone survive this bloodbath, or are they all destined to drown in a pool of warm red? This slasher nightmare gives you a seat right beside the killer, but don't get too comfortable. There's a Scary Bastard on the loose....
Warning: This book contains graphic content. Listener discretion is advised.
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
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Stuntwoman Dawn Madison hasn't been on the best of terms with her father since her movie star mother died. Still, he is her dad, and when he vanishes while investigating the bizarre sighting - caught on film - of a supposedly long-dead child star, she comes home to Tinseltown to join the search for him. Working with his odd colleagues, she discovers an erotic and bloody underground society made up of creatures she thought existed only on the screen.
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awesome
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Meh
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I really liked this book!
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All ATF Agent Jack Donovan wants out of life is to do his job and work on his strained relationship with his daughter Jessie after a nasty divorce. But in a ruthless act of revenge by a charismatic madman, Jessie is kidnapped and buried alive, with barely enough oxygen to sustain her. Now the only man who can save her, the only man who knows where to find her, has just been shot dead - and the clock is ticking... So what's a father to do?
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Worst writing and VO in HISTORY
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This was a good story!
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They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
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Better than expected
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Last Seen Leaving
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Flynn's girlfriend, January, is missing. The cops are asking question he can't answer, and her friends are telling stories that don't add up. All eyes are on Flynn―as January's boyfriend, he must know something. But Flynn has a secret of his own. And as he struggles to uncover the truth about January's disappearance, he must also face the truth about himself.
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Origin
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When linguist Andrew Dennison is yanked from his bed by the Secret Service and taken to a top secret facility in the desert, he has no idea he's been brought there to translate the words of an ancient demon. He joins pretty but cold veterinarian Sun Jones, eccentric molecular biologist Dr. Frank Belgium, and a hodge-podge of religious, military, and science personnel to try and figure out if the creature is, indeed, Satan. But things quickly go bad, and very soon Andy isn't just fighting for his life, but the lives of everyone on earth…
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Making My Beelzebubble Burst
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SCARY BASTARD - ARON BEAUREGARD
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4.5/5 ⭐️ Jesus Christ… let’s get into this.
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First and foremost: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Okay. So. Aron Beauregard is the author of Playground. He welcomed me into extreme horror/splatterpunk with open arms in that story. As fucked up as it ever got, there was always a sense of hope. The ending almost had me in sappy fucking tears! When I finished it I thought “damn, I can handle anything after this story! And that’s how I ended up with Scary Bastard. Aron brought me into the fold, and then he sent me fucking PACKING 🤣 I’m joking, Aron. I will still continue to try (TRY) to read your filthy, amazing stories. A disclaimer for anyone wanting to read this book! It truly is horribly fucked up. I cannot stress to you enough, if you haven’t read splatterpunk before… don’t start here.
For reals this time. I really want to stay away from spoilers as this is a shorter story so I will simply review it as follows. This story is beyond fucked up. In every conceivable way. It is also a PHENOMENAL telling of the worst night of Halloween you could imagine. The story grips you, hard. It water boards you with vile descriptions and yet is paced in such a way that you get just enough relief to keep going. Aron is a truly gifted writer. I don’t know how he can put together some of these descriptions and keep you hooked but he does it so damn well. This story is amazing and I am giving it 4.5 stars, not 5 because as much as I loved it… for me it was just a little bit much. It took me 2 weeks to get through the FOUR HOUR LONG audiobook 🤣 I wrote a message to Aron after getting through chapter 2 and told him that I need a break already, but the writing is amazing, the perspective of the story is exactly what I’m looking for... His response was for me to tuck in because it gets worse. He wasn’t kidding! Again, I was well aware this story was going to push my boundaries but I persevered and I’m happy I did! I also want to mention his note at the end. I really enjoyed that tidbit he gave on how this book ends as it gives the reader a sight into his mind and why he writes what he does and develops the story how he does. One could very easily read this book and hate every fiber of Aron’s being… but if they appreciate the horror genre and are able to withstand the beating this book gives them, they might actually come to understand what is REALLY going on in Aron’s mind. I’m not going to claim I think I know what he’s got brewing up there but I do feel like I understand his process a little more than before.
I truly do not believe there is an ounce of evil in Aron’s body. I think he takes the worst, most fucked up traits of humans and uses them as building blocks to create descriptive, terrible horror that is conceived not in his mind, but in the world around us. The things that happen in this book are not novel creations. I mean the descriptions are a lot to handle god damn 😮💨 but the acts themselves? The way the characters think and operate and do the things they do? That all comes from things humans have already done. I think what Aron does in his writing is amazing. He is brave enough to take the story too far and allows himself to channel this subject matter into a story that contains a real life lesson. Life is not fair. People can be incredibly cruel, vile, and evil. But people can also be incredible, they can be kind and loving and pure. Even at our lowest point, we can still find a way out. There truly is hope. The subject matter is horrific… but I feel like within all of that bleak darkness there is still some light to be found.
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Trigger warning: literally all you can imagine. Tread lightly.
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- jason t nowicki
- 03-07-22
amazing character development
I was not expecting how great this audible book was. More disturbing in the beginning but then made me think of an evil version of tv show Dexter. I loved partial twist at end and now hooked. I need to hear more.
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- 05-26-23
is this recorded in a car?
THe book itself is fine more splatterpunk at its finest. I'm writing this review at the start of "this place is a zoo" normally I'd wait till the end of the book like a normal person but at the start of this chapter I've started to hear what sounds like a car's blinker under the dialog it's super off putting, I'll wait till the end of the chapter but if it keeps going after I'll have to drop the book.
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- WTF Reviews
- 07-29-24
Halloween Slasher
I love Halloween so this book was so much fun to read.
What an awesome slasher meets mass killing.
Aron writes so well I feel like I'm watching the whole thing on screen when I read.
I cannot wait to start on all of the spinoffs of this book.
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- oshun miller
- 09-23-24
my kind of book
my kind of book!! amazing, twists and gore. can't wait for the next one. read it
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- Clinton S
- 02-07-23
Great book!
Highly recommended! This is a great novel and can’t wait to read even more! This is one story that shouldn’t end!
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- The honest teller :3
- 08-20-23
Great story!
Love the story, bothered by the narrator. He’s just so monotone. The exciting parts of the book is way underplayed by the reader. He didn’t have any voice fluctuations. I’ve listened to Playground, The Slob and Som of the Slob.
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- Kayla Keith
- 03-26-24
The slasher theme was the standout
Overall, great book. The beginning is kind of slow and took me a couple of days to gain interest and make it through. Once it starts going with the asylum, it’s game on. Overall great and can’t wait to do SB2/3.
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- Tod M. Clark
- 03-27-22
Extreme Horror
SCARY BASTARD by Aron Beauregard is without a doubt EXTREME horror and not for everyone. If you enjoy to be grossed out and like your horror fiction on the extreme side then SCARY BASTARD is for you!
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- Philip Webb
- 05-22-22
What a wild ride of terror
I enjoyed the story so much. This is my first time reading a splatterpunk novel. Aron Beauregard is now a favorite author of mine. The characters are dynamic, and twisted. I can’t wait to see what Aron does next with Edmund, Jesse, Charles, Winston, Chaz, and Hershel. Bravo! I highly recommend reading this, or listening on audible. Great narrator too.
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