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Reincarnated into his old self, Li Wei starts over at the lowest point of his life. Marred with a crippled body, he has to depend on his mastery of arrays and future knowledge to carve his own path in the brutal cultivation world.
With his old friends and animal companions, Li Wei sets out on an epic journey to fix his past life's mistakes, achieve his dao, and fight the heavens.
With a SYSTEM to help him, his journey might be easier this time.
Or it might not be....
Special Note: This book contains unique body cultivation, array crafting, alchemy, and slapping bad guys with overpowered skills. And a SYSTEM.
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Gifted with knowledge of the future, Li Wei’s path should be an easy one, right? But when the future doesn’t behave as it’s supposed to, plans are derailed and things change. Faced with a challenge against the Li clan, Wei must alter his plans and find a way to solve the situation at hand, but a new path taken is a path not yet explored. Thrown into a bad situation, Wei must use his knowledge of the future and his powers to fight an overwhelmingly powerful enemy.
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no
- By Anonymous User on 07-28-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Ragnarok Awaits
- Warriors of Valhalla, Book 1
- By: Tim Steiner
- Narrated by: Jon Brattin, Mari Bee
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Blake never expected to meet beautiful women while studying archaeology — let alone a stunning Valkyrie. Dying was a bit of a bummer, but the chance to see Asgard with his own eyes was well worth it. Blake found himself one of the few, modern mortals found worthy of Valhalla, earning him the interest of the gorgeous battle maidens.
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Could have been good… AI assisted? No Spice
- By The Boring New Dad on 07-23-24
By: Tim Steiner
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Lia Dàn: Stone of Destiny
- Dàn Cycle, Book 2
- By: James Raquepau
- Narrated by: Erica Hazelton
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Ćroí Dàn claims Breanna Ban Morna as Erin’s Hero after she frees her Chief but fails to slay her Norse father. The Heart of Destiny leads Erin’s Hero to seek out Lia Dàn while evading the Dreadlord’s pursuit. Having acquired the Stone of Destiny, Breanna must wield the magic of the Triple Dàns to remove her father and his ilk from her land, a feat that will warp the Emerald Isle’s fabric of time—and claim Breanna’s soul!
By: James Raquepau
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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A good first book
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Fire's Embrace
- Thrones of Fire and Storm Saga
- By: MK Dalton
- Narrated by: Fred Fox
- Length: 19 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In a kingdom where magic is forbidden, Princess Elowen has spent her life hiding her growing powers. When the mysterious Lord Jasper Nightshade appears at court, she finds herself drawn to the charming nobleman with secrets of his own. But as their forbidden romance blossoms, Elowen discovers the truth: Jasper is the last heir of a family sworn to protect magic, now bent on destroying it—including the legendary Ember Rose, the source of Rosentia's power.
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A wonderful fantasy adventure
- By Brittany on 03-19-25
By: MK Dalton
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Sovereign in Exile
- By: Isaac Keyes, Dan Raxor
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Sebastian's life was destroyed in mere moments. He's catapulted into a cat and mouse chase to avenge his murdered parents and regain his rightful place as Earth's ruler. By using experimental tech from his orbital palace he's guided to old allies that become more than anything he could have expected. Some of them are talented and gorgeous too, committed to helping Sebastian regain his throne.
By: Isaac Keyes, and others
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Inheritance
- A Wuxia/Xianxia Cultivation Novel (Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 2)
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Gifted with knowledge of the future, Li Wei’s path should be an easy one, right? But when the future doesn’t behave as it’s supposed to, plans are derailed and things change. Faced with a challenge against the Li clan, Wei must alter his plans and find a way to solve the situation at hand, but a new path taken is a path not yet explored. Thrown into a bad situation, Wei must use his knowledge of the future and his powers to fight an overwhelmingly powerful enemy.
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no
- By Anonymous User on 07-28-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
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Ragnarok Awaits
- Warriors of Valhalla, Book 1
- By: Tim Steiner
- Narrated by: Jon Brattin, Mari Bee
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Blake never expected to meet beautiful women while studying archaeology — let alone a stunning Valkyrie. Dying was a bit of a bummer, but the chance to see Asgard with his own eyes was well worth it. Blake found himself one of the few, modern mortals found worthy of Valhalla, earning him the interest of the gorgeous battle maidens.
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Could have been good… AI assisted? No Spice
- By The Boring New Dad on 07-23-24
By: Tim Steiner
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Lia Dàn: Stone of Destiny
- Dàn Cycle, Book 2
- By: James Raquepau
- Narrated by: Erica Hazelton
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Ćroí Dàn claims Breanna Ban Morna as Erin’s Hero after she frees her Chief but fails to slay her Norse father. The Heart of Destiny leads Erin’s Hero to seek out Lia Dàn while evading the Dreadlord’s pursuit. Having acquired the Stone of Destiny, Breanna must wield the magic of the Triple Dàns to remove her father and his ilk from her land, a feat that will warp the Emerald Isle’s fabric of time—and claim Breanna’s soul!
By: James Raquepau
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Exile
- De'Vas Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The world changed the day the rifts happened. Trolls, elves, and other races from fantasy and myth emerged into a modern world, bringing magic with them. The world governments worked to segregate these new arrivals into refugee camps, which eventually became the nation of De’Vas. A nation of paranormals.
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A good first book
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Fire's Embrace
- Thrones of Fire and Storm Saga
- By: MK Dalton
- Narrated by: Fred Fox
- Length: 19 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In a kingdom where magic is forbidden, Princess Elowen has spent her life hiding her growing powers. When the mysterious Lord Jasper Nightshade appears at court, she finds herself drawn to the charming nobleman with secrets of his own. But as their forbidden romance blossoms, Elowen discovers the truth: Jasper is the last heir of a family sworn to protect magic, now bent on destroying it—including the legendary Ember Rose, the source of Rosentia's power.
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A wonderful fantasy adventure
- By Brittany on 03-19-25
By: MK Dalton
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Sovereign in Exile
- By: Isaac Keyes, Dan Raxor
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Sebastian's life was destroyed in mere moments. He's catapulted into a cat and mouse chase to avenge his murdered parents and regain his rightful place as Earth's ruler. By using experimental tech from his orbital palace he's guided to old allies that become more than anything he could have expected. Some of them are talented and gorgeous too, committed to helping Sebastian regain his throne.
By: Isaac Keyes, and others
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Awakener
- A Post-Apocalyptic LitRPG
- By: Persimmon
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 16 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Eleven years after the Mana Apocalypse, nineteen-year-old James Summers has more on his mind than just the flailing economy and a country full of monsters. Orphaned and living with his grandparents, he's given up on college in favor of working at the Coney Island Home Depot while pining for Sally, his cool, beautiful colleague.
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Dropped this opus halfway despite the long flight ahead
- By Dimtry on 03-28-25
By: Persimmon
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Saxon Max Omnibus Books 1-3
- By: JG Jerome
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 39 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Maxwell Morgan has always been a very practical guy. He started working at age fifteen because his foster family was stretched thin. He joined the army right out of high school to earn money for college. Even after getting his first job after college, he kept working the three jobs that let him get there—National Guard infantryman, farmer, and blacksmith. About nine months into his new job as an HR Generalist, Max’s boss arranged a one-week team-building event for the team. Max and his five attractive, female co-workers boarded the plane for Sheridan, Wyoming, and then things went sideways.
By: JG Jerome
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Orc-Hoard
- Half-Elven Thief, Book 4
- By: Jonathan Moeller
- Narrated by: Leanne Woodward
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Competitions between thieves always end in betrayal. Rivah Half-Elven has risen high in the Court of the Masked King, the thieves' guild of the imperial city of Tar-Carmatheion. When a powerful wizard demands that the Court obtain a magical relic for him, Rivah and her crew are the obvious choice. But the wizard wants the thieves of the Court to compete for the honor of stealing the relic. Unless Rivah uses all her courage and cunning, she won't be the last one standing.
By: Jonathan Moeller
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Orientation
- A Progression Fantasy Adventure (Blood Curse Academia, Book 1)
- By: Spencer Walther
- Narrated by: Jack Voraces
- Length: 15 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Kidnapped and presumed dead, Kizu returns ten years later – just in time to enroll at an elite magical academy. His education under the witch who kidnapped and raised him was… unorthodox. Now, three years behind every other student his age, he is ranked as the overall worst student at Shinzou Academy. But Kizu is determined to quickly change that. Not just for the sake of mastering long-denied schools of magic, but to investigate his older sister’s disappearance.
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A Good Book in a Forest of Mediocre Prog Fantasy
- By Mattias Lederer on 04-07-25
By: Spencer Walther
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Starbreaker: Volume 1
- Starbreaker
- By: Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 12 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Sylvas Vail is a big fish in a small pond, the most powerful mage on his planet. But when the doors to the cosmos come crashing open and all the untold wonders and terrors of the universe come pouring in, he is left with only two options: Ascend or die.
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Solid new series
- By Zachary on 03-11-25
By: Luke Chmilenko
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The Jade Dragon’s Call
- By: Scott Johnsey
- Narrated by: Nathan McCombs
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventeen-year-old Mei Nakamura’s life takes an unexpected turn when she inherits a seemingly ordinary jade dragon figurine from her grandmother. Little does she know that this seemingly simple object holds the key to a breathtaking adventure, transporting her from the familiar comfort of her modern life to the turbulent world of feudal Japan. This is a world far removed from her own, a land of sharp-edged swords, shimmering kimonos, and creatures born from myth and legend.
By: Scott Johnsey
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Immortal Drunkard: Volume 1
- Immortal Drunkard, Book 1
- By: Mortykay
- Narrated by: Adam James Conner
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world ravaged by endless battles and wars, the life of an ordinary person is as fleeting as a moment. Kai, a young orphan raised in a remote shelter, struggles daily for mere survival. But when he faces the brutal realities of his world, his fate takes an unexpected turn. Mysterious circumstances lead him to the mystical Sphere, an artifact that unlocks untapped powers. From that moment on, Kai gains abilities beyond his wildest dreams.
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cultivation love
- By Richard on 02-28-25
By: Mortykay
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Magic Rune Academy 1
- By: Landon Scott, Adam Sage
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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My world flipped upside down when a chance visit to a magic shop run by a flirty catgirl unveiled a shocking truth: I’m a sorcerer, gifted with the rare ability to wield rune, a mysterious and powerful energy. Soon, I’m invited to a magical academy to master my abilities, where I'm surrounded by stunning classmates and endless opportunities.
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Coward mc some spice
- By Thomas Post on 04-04-25
By: Landon Scott, and others
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Soul
- Soulbound Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Georgia Spearing
- Narrated by: Bethany Wild
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Dee's world shatters in an instant when a devastating car crash leaves her trapped in a mysterious and infinite labyrinth of memories. Each one opens to a different fragment of her past in this endless hallway of doors. As Dee navigates through these poignant and sometimes haunting moments, she is driven by a singular goal: to reunite with her soulmate, Luke. With each door she opens, Dee confronts the defining events of her life, grappling with the profound questions of existence, love, and destiny.
By: Georgia Spearing
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Tremauré Reborn
- Tremauré Book Series, Book 1
- By: Tey Kins
- Narrated by: Dionte Carter
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Black werewolves? It’s about time. Follow Damien Nichols, who finds out he's a werewolf years after he's attacked as a child. While searching for a cure and the one who bit him, he’s Unable to. Damien, now accepting his fate, meets other werewolves like himself who form a pack to try to protect one another. Over time, Damien finds out about werewolf hunters known as Tailors and that there’s a Werewolf's Council that strives to keep werewolves a secret from the rest of the world. This also causes an internal conflict between those who were born and those who were bitten.
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Truly Unique
- By Amazon Customer on 03-15-25
By: Tey Kins
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The Metier Apocalypse Omnibus: Books 1-3 in an Apocalyptic LitRPG Adventure
- By: Frank G. Albelo
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael
- Length: 35 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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For Ronan, life in the Bunker was seldom exciting. He had spent all of his time trapped below the surface of the Earth, exploring the same floors over and again. Returning to the surface had always been a taboo subject, something that had always clearly not been an option yet was a necessity. When nature itself fights back against exploration, you stay where it's safe.
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Just, ok
- By Margaret Stempson on 08-21-24
By: Frank G. Albelo
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Half-Elven Thief: Omnibus One
- By: Jonathan Moeller
- Narrated by: Leanne Woodward
- Length: 23 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Rivah Half-Elven is a master thief of the Court of the Masked King, the ruling thieves guild of the imperial city of Tar-Carmatheion. Yet her debts hang over her head like a sword that might fall at any moment. So when a guildmaster of the Court orders her to take a job from a mysterious client, Rivah has no choice but to accept. But the client wants her to steal the spell book of a fearsome and powerful wizard.
By: Jonathan Moeller