
Rob X Punzel
Damsels of Distress, Book 4
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pre-order for $20.99
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Emily Woo Zeller
-
By:
-
Dakota Krout
About this listen
An oath of secrecy. Power beyond compare. Too bad it's all snarled in her hair.
Rebecca Punzel grew up as an orphan in the slums, only daring to dream small by providing for her found family. In a kingdom where might makes right, and combat skills rule, her first class is practically a curse: golden locks of hair which require no care. Though she's in a hairy situation, she works tirelessly to build a modest life for the other orphans.
At fourteen, every valuable in reach seems to get tangled into her curls. Practically overnight, she's blacklisted from working at any reputable business. Losing her internal battle of morality just so she can survive, Rebecca turns to the thieves guild and quickly makes a name for herself as Goldie Locks. But when a job goes wrong and a ruthless alchemist marks her as an endless source of magical material, she has only one option: run.
When even that fails, she stakes everything on climbing the Brute Queen's battle tower. The grand prize of the trial of power is protection and status—marriage to the Crown Prince. Her attempt is practically a joke: without combat skills they'd never accept the royal and the orphan as a pair. Luckily, winning isn't the goal, escaping is. After all . . .
There's no greater crime than possessing treasure without the strength to hold onto it.
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Red X Wolf
- Damsels of Distress, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lily Red, known as "Little Red", has trained her entire life to become a system-acknowledged scout under her Grandmother's guidance. Hunting, tracking, and trap-making—she's a master of her craft. But her dreams of joining the elite Scout forces are repeatedly blocked by a leader of the Wyld with a grudge against Grandmother. When Lily uncovers an impending invasion by Wolf Warband, brutal raiders from the frozen north, a deadly challenge offered by their war leader sets her pulse racing.
-
-
Who was this for?
- By Chris Buzon on 03-28-25
By: Dakota Krout
-
Snow X Dwight
- Damsels of Distress, Book 5
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Snow Weiss was born to lead, her silver tongue a perfect counterpoint to her twin sister Rose's raw emotional power. Together, they were destined to bring prosperity to their kingdom as neighboring queens. On vacation at their summer home, the twins rescue a prince cursed into bear form. He makes a childhood promise to wed Snow that Rose scoffs at, knowing they may never meet again.
By: Dakota Krout
-
Cinnamon Bun Volume 6: A Wholesome LitRPG
- Cinnamon Bun, Book 6
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As pirates plunder and diplomats disappear, Broccoli Bunch and her friends come to the rescue, in the sixth installment of this cozy fantasy adventure. The Sylph kingdom of Goldenalden is rife with conflict and intrigue, and Broccoli's newest friend, Princess Caprica Sylph, is right in the middle of the chaos. She's in desperate need of some friends who can help her navigate what's looking to be a heap of trouble.
By: RavensDagger
-
Pirates of Aletharia
- By: Britney Jackson
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emilia Drakon was once the youngest and kindest of the dragon sorcerers, but she's now the last of her kind. Betrayed and angry, she trades her meekness for a sword and embarks on a quest for vengeance that will lead her straight into the arms of the legendary Captain Maria Welles. Captain of the famed pirate ship, the Wicked Fate, Maria is every bit as treacherous and bloodthirsty as they say. She has her own vendetta and practically jumps at the chance to trick Emilia into joining her crew.
-
-
Wahoo! What an adventure!
- By M La Monda on 02-21-23
By: Britney Jackson
-
Brigands & Breadknives
- Legends & Lattes
- By: Travis Baldree
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
-
Aspirant
- Ends of Magic, Book 5
- By: Alexander Olson
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 14 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Ascendent Academy has fallen, but Nathan's journey is just beginning. He has a mission—to journey across Davrar to find Sarya Pamaris, a friendly Questor who can begin to answer his questions. Hopefully she will reveal to him the secrets of the Endings, and how to stop them. On the way, Nathan and his friends must contend with the remnants of Giantsrest, the catspaws of Questors and above all the terrifying dangers of Davrar itself. They have risen to the level of the elites, and that means those threats have noticed them. Because on Davrar, Nathan is sure of one thing.
By: Alexander Olson
-
Red X Wolf
- Damsels of Distress, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lily Red, known as "Little Red", has trained her entire life to become a system-acknowledged scout under her Grandmother's guidance. Hunting, tracking, and trap-making—she's a master of her craft. But her dreams of joining the elite Scout forces are repeatedly blocked by a leader of the Wyld with a grudge against Grandmother. When Lily uncovers an impending invasion by Wolf Warband, brutal raiders from the frozen north, a deadly challenge offered by their war leader sets her pulse racing.
-
-
Who was this for?
- By Chris Buzon on 03-28-25
By: Dakota Krout
-
Snow X Dwight
- Damsels of Distress, Book 5
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Snow Weiss was born to lead, her silver tongue a perfect counterpoint to her twin sister Rose's raw emotional power. Together, they were destined to bring prosperity to their kingdom as neighboring queens. On vacation at their summer home, the twins rescue a prince cursed into bear form. He makes a childhood promise to wed Snow that Rose scoffs at, knowing they may never meet again.
By: Dakota Krout
-
Cinnamon Bun Volume 6: A Wholesome LitRPG
- Cinnamon Bun, Book 6
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 13 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As pirates plunder and diplomats disappear, Broccoli Bunch and her friends come to the rescue, in the sixth installment of this cozy fantasy adventure. The Sylph kingdom of Goldenalden is rife with conflict and intrigue, and Broccoli's newest friend, Princess Caprica Sylph, is right in the middle of the chaos. She's in desperate need of some friends who can help her navigate what's looking to be a heap of trouble.
By: RavensDagger
-
Pirates of Aletharia
- By: Britney Jackson
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Emilia Drakon was once the youngest and kindest of the dragon sorcerers, but she's now the last of her kind. Betrayed and angry, she trades her meekness for a sword and embarks on a quest for vengeance that will lead her straight into the arms of the legendary Captain Maria Welles. Captain of the famed pirate ship, the Wicked Fate, Maria is every bit as treacherous and bloodthirsty as they say. She has her own vendetta and practically jumps at the chance to trick Emilia into joining her crew.
-
-
Wahoo! What an adventure!
- By M La Monda on 02-21-23
By: Britney Jackson
-
Brigands & Breadknives
- Legends & Lattes
- By: Travis Baldree
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
-
Aspirant
- Ends of Magic, Book 5
- By: Alexander Olson
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 14 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Ascendent Academy has fallen, but Nathan's journey is just beginning. He has a mission—to journey across Davrar to find Sarya Pamaris, a friendly Questor who can begin to answer his questions. Hopefully she will reveal to him the secrets of the Endings, and how to stop them. On the way, Nathan and his friends must contend with the remnants of Giantsrest, the catspaws of Questors and above all the terrifying dangers of Davrar itself. They have risen to the level of the elites, and that means those threats have noticed them. Because on Davrar, Nathan is sure of one thing.
By: Alexander Olson
-
Oberon’s Bathtime Stories
- By: Kevin Hearne
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
If you give Oberon the Irish wolfhound a bath, he's going to ask you for a story. Fortunately, his human, Atticus, has many centuries of life under his belt as the Iron Druid, and a whole lot of stories to share. Enjoy twelve new short stories from the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles. Join Oberon and his Boston terrier buddy, Starbuck, in the tub as they hear about Corrie Ten Boom, Junko Tabei, Francisco de Miranda, Johannes Kepler, and many other figures from history spanning centuries. Sack Rome with King Alaric of the Visigoths or have a think with Auguste Rodin!
-
-
How I loved you once.
- By Kasey on 04-12-25
By: Kevin Hearne
-
Downtown Druid
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: C.B. Titus
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Betrayed by his former gang and thrown into the Rendhold Underprison, Dantes has spent the last five years scraping by. A bastard of human, orcish, and elvish blood, he's lived on the periphery of the periphery, lying, cheating, and stealing to survive.
-
-
Great narration
- By Good Friend Reader on 05-07-25
By: C.B. Titus
-
Human Insanity
- An Outcast in Another World, Book 1
- By: KamikazePotato
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 17 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rob didn't think of himself as anyone special, but when a pitch-black portal tried to wrap his best friend in chains, he stepped up without thinking and found himself ensnared instead. His moment of heroism results in being torn away from everyone he knew and loved, kidnapped by an unknown force that leaves him with a note in his pocket stating: "Good luck." After being thrown into the wilderness of Elatra, a hostile fantasy world ruled by levels, stats, progression, and bizarre video game logic, he finds himself entirely out of his depth.
-
-
if blood is your drug then everyone's a juice box
- By Amazon Customer on 04-07-22
By: KamikazePotato
-
Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
-
-
It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
-
Marauder
- Tower, Book 8
- By: Seth Ring
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Marauder is the eighth book in the Tower Series, a GameLit/LitRPG series from Seth Ring, bestselling author of Battle Mage Farmer and The Titan series, set in the world of Nova Terra and starring the unforgettable Thorn. If you like immersive storytelling, rich fantasy, and epic adventures with a slice of friendship thrown in, you’ll love this addictive series.
By: Seth Ring
-
Past Life Hero 3: A LitRPG Adventure
- Past Life Hero, Book 3
- By: Blaise Corvin
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max was murdered, but now he is mostly over it. Living on earth as a recent college graduate, he can still perfectly recall his past life on Albion, a sword and sorcery world. He'd been hailed as the "Hero of the World" after crawling his way up from poverty, eventually enjoying great fame and luxury. But on mana-starved Earth, he's just a guy. His parents need his help, and finding a new job would be more trouble than it's worth.
By: Blaise Corvin
-
Accomplice to the Villain
- Assistant and the Villain, Book 3
- By: Hannah Nicole Maehrer
- Narrated by: Em Eldridge
- Length: 14 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Evie Sage didn't mean to become the right-hand woman to the kingdom's most terrifying villain. One minute, she was applying for an entry-level position that promised "light paperwork and occasional beheadings," and the next, she was knee-deep in magical mayhem, murder plots, and an entirely inappropriate crush on her brooding, sharp-jawed, walking disaster of a boss.
-
Keeper of Enchanted Rooms
- Whimbrel House, Book 1
- By: Charlie N. Holmberg
- Narrated by: Amanda Leigh Cobb, Graham Halstead, Nicholas Boulton
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rhode Island, 1846. Estranged from his family, writer Merritt Fernsby is surprised when he inherits a remote estate in the Narragansett Bay. Though the property has been uninhabited for more than a century, Merritt is ready to call it home—until he realizes he has no choice. With its doors slamming shut and locking behind him, Whimbrel House is not about to let Merritt leave. Ever.
-
-
I don't know how to fairly review a book like this
- By Katelyn Standiford on 12-06-22
-
Culmination
- A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure
- By: Seth Ring
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Culmination is Book 9 of the Bestselling Fantasy LitRPG Series by Seth Ring, author of Nova Terra. Download today and explore a world whose secrets have been buried under decades of war.
By: Seth Ring
-
BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised. But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed. It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie.
-
-
Funny
- By Mandymomof3boyz on 05-20-23
By: Damien Hanson, and others
-
Save State Hero
- Save State Hero, Book 1
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Have you ever woken up, rolled over, and thought to yourself, “I’m pretty sure I’m working for a Super Villain.” If you haven’t, then maybe you’re not the type of person to work for a global corporation. Edmund, however, is just such an individual. He works for Legion: a corporation of unimaginable reach that he barely understands, a corporation that seems determined to put itself smack dab in the middle of a brewing civil war between Super Heroes and Super Villains.
-
-
Performance was great. Protag was not.
- By Kiyu on 06-14-23
By: William D. Arand
-
Past Life Hero: Book 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Blaise Corvin
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Max was murdered, but now he is mostly over it. Living on earth as a recent college graduate, he can still perfectly recall his past life on the fantasy world of Albion before that. He'd been hailed as the "Hero of the World" after crawling his way up from poverty, eventually enjoying great fame and luxury. But on mana-starved Earth, he's just a guy.
-
-
Annoyed at first but good enough
- By Ben Shinew on 10-08-24
By: Blaise Corvin