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Narrated by:
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Luke Daniels
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By:
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Kevin Hearne
About this listen
If you give Oberon the Irish wolfhound a bath, he's going to ask you for a story. Fortunately, his human, Atticus, has many centuries of life under his belt as the Iron Druid, and a whole lot of stories to share. Enjoy twelve new short stories from the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles.
Join Oberon and his Boston terrier buddy, Starbuck, in the tub as they hear about Corrie Ten Boom, Junko Tabei, Francisco de Miranda, Johannes Kepler, and many other figures from history spanning centuries. Sack Rome with King Alaric of the Visigoths or have a think with Auguste Rodin! Let the sparks fly with Michael Faraday or go down to the crossroads with Robert Johnson! And witness the fulfillment of the prophecy regarding the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha, wherein a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox…!
Oberon's Bathtime Stories are a wonderful addition (or entry) into the Iron Druid Chronicles. Stories include:
"The Watchmaker"
"The Grocery Sack of Rome"
"Another Mountain to Climb"
"The Human Dynamo"
"The Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha"
"The Spy Who Wrote Plays"
"Mississippi Devil"
"The Thinker"
"The Skinny Dipper"
"Seeking Harmony"
"A Riotous Distraction"
"The Man Who Dodged the Guillotine"
It also includes the bonus material of The Dead Flea Scrolls, Oberon’s religion for dogs.
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In 1352, Xavier Kovach made a deal with the devil. He sold his soul and the souls of his children for a book of magic secrets and the love of a demon concubine. Now it's 2058, and Tim Kovak has just inherited the book, the magic, and the girl. He's got six weeks to turn himself into a villain or a hero, with no choices left in between. Tim's got to get with the program and start training to be a supervillain or get ready to fight off an army of demons, armed with nothing but his sense of humor... and a fork.
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Outstanding voice actors
- By Anonymous User on 04-23-25
By: Michael B. Duff
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The Complete John Broadway Omnibus
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera, Jonathan Waters, and others
- Length: 55 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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The John Broadway The Complete Omnibus in a single offering!
By: John Broadway
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Kill the Farm Boy
- The Tales of Pell Series, Book 1
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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A plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death...and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, and the Dread Necromancer Steve....
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Disappointing
- By Bruce D. Parker on 07-18-18
By: Kevin Hearne, and others
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First Dangle and Other Stories
- By: Kevin Hearne
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Archdruid Owen Kennedy and his sloth, Slomo, are off to see the world when Coriander, Herald Extraordinary of the First among the Fae, interrupts to ask for the tiny favor of solving a supernatural murder. That sets the pair off on a trail that leads from Granada, Spain, to London, England and then to Austin, Texas. Owen and Slomo will have to outwit an Irish goddess of wisdom, some nasty spriggans, and streak across the Kew Gardens to find the culprit. They're going to see the world after all - just not the way they thought.
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Please, please don’t go political!
- By Oberon on 01-17-20
By: Kevin Hearne
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Legend to Farmer
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Valdis Wolfbane is renowned through the lands for his physical prowess and mighty conquests, but he's willing to give it all up to purchase a farm and settle down.
Exchanging a sword for a plow, he's set on turning the dilapidated farm into something he can live off for the rest of his peaceful life.
What he didn't bet on was finding love after all these years of fighting. Now that he has the time, he's about to discover that two is better than one... and three makes for a life well lived.
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The author is in love with his own over flowery prose
- By Gitchel on 03-19-24
By: Dante King
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Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
- Making Friends After Causing the Apocalypse! (The Shattered Earth, Book 1)
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Dorrie Sacks, Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Hi there! I'm Magical Girl Crystal Genocide, one of the twelve magical girls, and sworn protectors of Earth! We were like a superhero squad, but with more sparkles! We fought day and night to keep the baddies at bay and the Earth safe. But, one day, our best wasn't good enough. So, we huddled up for a superhero brainstorm and decided to pool our powers for this mega, super-duper save-the-day plan. We kinda goofed. Big time. Instead of saving the day, we accidentally wiped out a quarter of the Milky Way.
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The narration took what could have been slightly annoying characters and made them adorable.
- By TankMuffin on 04-16-25
By: RavensDagger
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Big Trouble in New York City
- A Slice of Life Cultivation Fantasy
- By: Eddie Gao
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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What happens when a scrappy coder and a runaway cultivation princess collide in the heart of Manhattan? Kung fu, mayhem, and the best Hotpot in Flushing! James Wong thought juggling late-night code deployments and his mom’s matchmaking schemes was enough chaos for one lifetime—until he stumbled into Lanlan, a cat-eared princess on the run from a deadly sect. She’s got ancient powers, a knack for trouble, and a wardrobe straight out of a wuxia epic. He’s got quick reflexes, a killer left hook, and a questionable sense of humor. Not to mention his hot Latina sidekick. Together, they ...
By: Eddie Gao
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The Very First Damned Thing
- An Author-Read Audio Exclusive
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Jodi Taylor
- Length: 2 hrs and 31 mins
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Jodi Taylor reads the long-awaited prequel in her Chronicles of St Mary’s series, as Dr Bairstow struggles to set up St Mary’s as we know it in a world still scarred by the ravages of civil war. Ever wondered how it all began? It’s two years since the final victory at the Battersea Barricades. The fighting might be finished, but for Dr Bairstow, just now setting up St Mary's, the struggle is only beginning. How will he assemble his team? From where will his funding come?
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Wait for it on Kindle. Not the best on audio
- By Sheryl on 11-05-15
By: Jodi Taylor
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Twelve Months
- Dresden Files, Book 18
- By: Jim Butcher
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
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Harry Dresden has been through a lot, and so has his city. After Harry and his allies narrowly managed to save Chicago from being razed to the ground, everything is different—and it’s not just the current lack of electricity. In the battle, Harry lost people he cared about. And that's the kind of loss that takes a toll. Harry being Harry, he’s doing his level best to help the city and his friends recover and rebuild. But it’s a heavy load, and he needs time. But time is one thing Harry doesn’t have. Ghouls are prowling Chicago and taking out innocent civilians.
By: Jim Butcher
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Master of the Towers
- Master of the Towers, Book 1
- By: John Cressman
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Karl always played it safe—coding by day, gaming by night. But when a mystical tower drags him into a world where spells are real and death is only a single mistake away, Karl must adapt fast. Thrust into a deadly war, he's forced to recruit allies, conquer dungeons, and defend his tower against relentless attacks. As the stakes climb ever higher, Karl quickly learns that in this game, there's no respawn. If his tower falls, it's game over—for good.
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MC is sensitive and foolish
- By James on 04-19-25
By: John Cressman
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Monster Tamer Academy
- A LitRPG Adventure (Monster Tamer Academy, Book 1)
- By: Robyn Wideman, Matt Herrmann
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 14 hrs and 35 mins
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For 200 years, monsters have terrorized the wilds. The only thing keeping humanity safe: Monster Tamers. Orphaned during a wild monster attack when he was young, Dirk has always wanted to join the Monster Tamer Academy. Becoming a Tamer involves bonding with a monster to unlock one’s access to magic. As a Tamer raises their bond, both the Tamer and their monster grow stronger.
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Great start!
- By Danny Moody on 04-24-25
By: Robyn Wideman, and others
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Feral Mage
- The Red Pine Kingdom Contract, Book 1
- By: Chase Kilgore
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. That’s the old human saying anyway. For Bryce, it’s a little more literal. He’s a Feral Mage, someone who gains the abilities of monsters by devouring them. This magic has allowed him to excel as a mercenary, rising to the top rank of the guildhall.
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Good for the genre
- By A.E. Perkins on 04-20-25
By: Chase Kilgore
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Dark Matter Ascension, Book 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: SerasStreams
- Narrated by: Nick Flesher, Clara Rose
- Length: 23 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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One week. If you survive, you choose a Cosmic Power ... If you survive. Jace isn’t one to give up. Not when his sister dies. Not when he loses his legs. And definitely not when The Cosmic System takes over Earth. With nothing more than his street smarts, the clothes on his back, and a river otter companion, he must survive a planet full of vicious predators that see him as an easy meal. If he can survive? He gets to choose a Cosmic Power and a Class. A path to ascension. A way to bring his sister back.
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Mid. Just mid
- By Dane K. Wright on 04-16-25
By: SerasStreams
What listeners say about Oberon’s Bathtime Stories
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- Nicholas
- 04-14-25
loved the bloopers
The whole thing is great. I really enjoy the bloopers. Always look forward to Oberon stuff.
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- NickD
- 04-19-25
The Dead Flee Scrolls!
fun, fun, fun... Oberon telling stories is just the best. I can not say enough good things about this entire series. and the narration is is something to scale all other narration against.
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- Anna
- 05-03-25
Oberon Does it Again!
Kevin Hearne writes so well in the hound voice and Luke Daniels is one of the best narrators in the business! It's rare that I laugh out loud while reading or listening to a book and Kevin has a wicked sense of humor. Kevin Hearne is also one of my very favorite writers. He only gets better over the years. Thank you, Kevin, for caring so much about the planet we all live on. Gaia is our home and I hope that we humans decide to live with each other and Her instead of the path we seem to be currently on. I am grateful for Kevin's writing such amazing and awesome stories.
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- Steven D.
- 04-12-25
Glad to be back in the story
it was fun, entertaining, reminiscent, I'll always come back to this story, I love Kevin and Luke both. I'm glad we are able to continue with any part of the world of Iron Druid
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- Josh Hall
- 04-14-25
It's like the new episodes of futurama.
Not the best stories in the world, but they're entertaining and I'm just so happy that the characters are back.
Don't get me wrong they're not bad stories in the slightest. I just miss the main series, so these stories are kinda a silly diversion.
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- Joy Owleyes
- 04-18-25
everything you ever wanted in a story!
Kevin hearn and Luke Daniels make a masterful pair for storytelling. Kevin's ability to craft verse and be both educational and entertaining and Luke's delivery and voices. make this book everything you ever wanted to button up the iron druid series.
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- Ami
- 04-16-25
intriguing and funny
Great telling of some wonderful stories and history for Good Boys Oberon and Starbuck may they be forever free of fleas and their bowls full of sausage and gravy!!!
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- jen rice
- 04-23-25
love Oberon
Luke Daniels does such a fantastic job narrating. Always makes me smile and appreciate the talent
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- Kent Lanigan
- 04-26-25
So happy
I feared candle and crow would be the last of the iron Druid universe, but no. In the chaotic angry world that currently exists a collection of stories curated by the best wolf hound in the world is absolutely perfect. So if your day needs a little brightening draw yourself a bath or get cozy and have a listen even if you aren’t an iron Druid fan.
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- Kasey
- 04-12-25
How I loved you once.
I got this audio book earlier tonight, listened through to about chapter 4 and had to turn it off and return it for my credit back. I have listened to the IDC since my ex turned me on to Hounded. I eagerly awaited every new addition to the story until the last book. I steadily watched the story becoming more political and it is less and less interesting. Then enter this 4.5 hr installment into the IDC universe. I was cautiously optimistic but with in about an hour I saw how this book was going. I will leave Atticus, Oberon and the others in the main cannon and not worry about the other stories as this seems like a poorly thrown together slap dash money grab. I've gone from love, to loathing and now I'm apathetic. Perhaps you will enjoy it but it was not for me in the least.
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