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Deep Earth Dating, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Rebecca Woods
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Michael Lesley
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By:
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Lily Mayne
About this listen
Nuni
Look, I'm an extremely busy, handsome, and charming guy. I am a paragon of physical perfection. I run a wildly successful architecture firm, and I take care of my family. I don't have time to organize a tenth-anniversary party for my business, so it just makes sense to hire someone else to do the work.
Except as soon as I see my new event planner, Anita Chaudhary, with her dark eyes, no-nonsense attitude, and sensible shoes, I decide that maybe I should be involved in the process. Just, you know, for the sake of being thorough. But mainly so I can keep butting heads with her.
She's competitive, cool-headed, and infuriatingly competent, all of which I begrudgingly find attractive. And those sensible shoes of hers drive me wild.
But she's also human. And we all know that humans and demiurgus don't exactly mix…
Anita
Nuni var Rorik is arrogant, pompous, egotistical, vain, bullheaded… need I go on?
He's a frat boy in an expensive suit. A know-it-all. A big, muscular demiurgus with perfect hair, flawless skin, and a distractingly beautiful face. He rankles me like no one else. But I can't stay away from him.
Which is definitely not good. I'm his event planner, and my boss is extremely strict when it comes to… ahem… client relations.
When our barbed words and competitive needling explode into something hotter than it has any right being, my job and reputation are on the line. I can't stand the thought of being seen as irresponsible or less than the best, but I can't stop myself when it comes to him.
So we just have to keep it a secret.
Shots and Barbs is an MF monster/human romcom and the second book in the Deep Earth Dating series, which features a range of diverse pairings and is for mature listeners.
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Especially a matchmaker who works at the kind of paranormal bathhouse that would have grandmothers clutching their pearls. A worse look is a matchmaker experiencing a crisis of confidence. I am that matchmaker.
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This book is so good I'm angry about it
- By Alex Fisher on 05-25-22
By: Lillian Lark
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Candy for My Orc Boss
- Monsterville, USA, Book 1
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Felicity Munroe
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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After my ex announces his wedding to someone other than me, I'm eager to leave town. A new life and a new job are just what I need to restore my mojo. On the way to my destination, I overnight at a hotel where edible unmentionables and a tattooed orc construction worker rock my world. I sneak out the next morning, figuring I'll never see him again. Until I walk into my new job. That hot orc construction worker? He's my boss.
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Book 1 Review
- By Jessica A. on 10-10-23
By: Ava Ross
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Red Flags & Tuesdays
- A Weekday Weirdos Standalone
- By: Nordika Night
- Narrated by: Zane Daniels, Nick J. Russo
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Waking up to his one-night stand trying to flee the scene, Reid sits back to enjoy the show. This blond boy is all snark and quick-wit, but there's an awkward side to him that intrigues Reid enough to want to con him into a second date. After numerous failed attempts, Atticus reluctantly agrees to an on-the-spot date, and things get quirky from there. A philosophy major and a wayward son, these two work through their differences, battling red flags and a slew of Tuesdays that have them bonding in ways they never saw coming.
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Where is Nick J Russo???
- By RD on 03-11-25
By: Nordika Night
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A Collection of Monstrous Short Stories
- MM Monster Romance
- By: Lily Mayne
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
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Catch up with the original monster-human couple, Danny and Wyn, in their Wastes-style adventures. Witness Moth and Wyn's blossoming and potentially concerning friendship. Find out all the new ways Edin has been frustrating Hunter (lovingly) since their story ended. And join Lor and Jugs in welcoming a new furry addition to their monster-world family.
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Totally worth it!
- By James Girard on 04-13-25
By: Lily Mayne
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Getting It on with Gargoyles
- Haven Ever After, Book 1
- By: Hazel Mack
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Mia Barron
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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When my sister thrifts an aged map with iridescent lettering leading to a town called Ever, I roll my eyes. According to a quick internet search, the town doesn't exist. We only manage to find it with the help of a sexy gas station owner who offers to come for me if I call him. Swoon. I quickly learn that Shepherd isn't actually human; nobody in town is. News flash—he's a gargoyle—a dominant, possessive, crème brûlée-loving monster. That should terrify me, but something about him keeps me coming back.
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Whimsical paranormal world with all kinds of monsters!
- By Ilikebooksbest on 12-07-24
By: Hazel Mack
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Catch
- Destined Hearts, Book 1
- By: Evelyn Montgomery
- Narrated by: Lee Daniels, Joe Arden
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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One look. One touch. One sound of her beautiful voice and I’m hooked. Like a dream I never want to wake up from, she pulls me in and wraps me around her. Consumed. Driven with need. Fueled by an unrelenting desire to make her mine. One night, I take more than she has ever given before, which only leaves me wanting more. Needing more. Craving more. She’s the one I’ve waited for my whole life.
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Amazing sports romance love story
- By Krista Lynn on 12-09-24
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Not All Himbos Wear Capes
- Villainous Things, Book 1
- By: C. Rochelle
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, John Solo
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you’re a supervillain like me. The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
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How, how, how is this so entertaining??? 🫤
- By Bookfriend83 on 06-10-23
By: C. Rochelle
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Fated Mates and How to Woo Them
- A Fated Mates Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Derek Prince
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
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Chase is crazy busy behind the scenes at the fraternity get-together, so when an alumnus comes in, he just notes a hot man in his vicinity and goes right back to work. When Ronan gets hurt and Chase feeds him, Chase's reaction opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Ones that Ronan wants to explore. Is Chase compatible with vampires? Or could he possibly be something more?
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So cute
- By Liz Prosser on 04-10-24
By: AJ Sherwood
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Passing Through Purgatory
- Passing Through Cafe, Book 1
- By: Nik Knight
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Recently graduated at twenty-six, and two months behind on rent, Oliver Barnes is desperate. So desperate, in fact, that he applies for a job in the Greed district of Hell's Pentagram. But when he misses his train and, subsequently, his job interview, he stumbles, instead, upon a strange little coffee shop in the middle of Purgatory's barren desert—and into an unexpected opportunity. It isn't the job he came to Hell for, but maybe it's exactly the job he needs.
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LOL
- By Kindle Customer on 04-02-25
By: Nik Knight
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Fake Dates and Fanged Mistakes
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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This week hasn’t gone the best for me unless you count Casimir, the sexy ancient vampire, bringing me back from the brink of death (and tying my fate to his in the process). Not that it matters if the werewolves and vampires don’t stop their ridiculous feud, because someone is targeting them and widening the divide between our communities with each body they leave in their wake. But as the alpha’s son, I have a plan to fix everything. I’m going to convince Casimir to fake date me to show the others that we can work together. I mean… what could go wrong?
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Worth the listen!
- By Marc Hunter on 03-26-24
By: Alice Winters
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By JW on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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Defiant Heart
- An Enemies to Lovers Small Town Romance
- By: Brighton Walsh
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
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I’ve slapped my cuffs on Luna Lancaster too many times to count and not a single one was for fun. As the sheriff of Starlight Cove, I shouldn't crave her, but I do. She’s chaos, mayhem, and sunshine wrapped up in too-tight yoga pants. The lawbreaker might have the town enamored with her free spirit, but she’s a thorn in my side, even if she is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I want her out of my town and out of my head. Trouble is, she's made it perfectly clear she's not going anywhere.
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Funny, romantic & I need more audio by this author
- By Hannah Danielle Scofield (Justagirlandherbook21 - Bookstagram) on 04-07-23
By: Brighton Walsh
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The Orc and the Manny
- Monsters Hollow, Book 1
- By: Chloe Archer
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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Working with kids is totally my jam, and I'm damn good at what I do. Just call me Maxy Frickin' Poppins! When a new job prospect comes my way, I'm intrigued. A chance to move to Mystic Hollow (aka Monsters Hollow) to be a well-paid manny for two adorable orclings? Talk about a dream position. Sold! But when I lock eyes with the seriously sexy orc who's their guardian—and my new de facto boss—for the first time, I'm a goner. Big, muscular, and green all over–he's giving me full-on Hulk meets stern professor vibes—and I like it.
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Loved it!
- By song121 on 06-02-24
By: Chloe Archer
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The Monster's Pet: Collection of Books 1-3
- By: Adara Wolf, R. Phoenix
- Narrated by: TJ Clark
- Length: 23 hrs and 26 mins
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Step into a world of dark fantasy, where a dragon lays claim to a naive prince, an evil prince wrestles with his morality with the help of a phoenix, and a demon finds a pretty young thief to draw into his shadows.
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Non-con and flat out rape? Where were the trigger warnings?
- By Artist R on 07-16-24
By: Adara Wolf, and others
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- Brittani P.
- 01-02-25
LOVED!
This series is absolutely amazing. Love the realistic hot solutions to the monster d!ck 😂. But for real the banter and chemistry between the characters was amazing and the author also threw in some really heartfelt moments.
Big shout out to the narrators. They did an amazing job bring the characters to life with their voices and acting. Would definitely recommend this one. 5/5!!
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- Audible Kindle
- 09-30-24
As fantastic as the first book
I love this series. I read both books and these audio versions were an instant but for me. This story sticks with the same family, just this time it is the oldest brother's romance with a human.
I think the balance between character POVs is a bit better with this book which tends to make it my favorite. Plus, I like that they are so competitive.
As always, these stories are great at expanding the idea of what qualifies as sex and how intimacy can evolve. Regardless of these books being in the Paranormal/Sci-Fi realm, they are very much contemporary romances at the core.
My only miniscule critique is of Nuni's voice. I was expecting a much more masculine gym bro voice so for the first few Nuni chapters I was just thrown off. I ended up getting used to it and actually found that it was more fitting in the end. Overall all the narration was excellent and I'm glad the same narrators were kept from the first book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-16-25
Redemption arc for Nuni
It was nice to see Nuni in a new light given his attitude in Book 1 - Anita was good for him and vice versa. This has the same sweet feel as Book 1 with no third act break up-which I always find challenging. I still liked Gried and Beryl’s story more but this was still really good and nice to see the brothers come together and find their respective loves.
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- Stacy D
- 03-06-25
Lily is a master of sexy romance
Another amazing book from LM. Such a lighthearted and fun romcom. Steamy sex scenes and witty banter are her specialty. Enjoyable all the way through.
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- Kayla
- 01-26-25
So cute
I liked this one so much. Berries and Greed was great but i liked this 2nd book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-10-25
Good and Sweet
"He chuckled." "She chuckled." "I chuckled."
Jokes aside, a decent romance novel with good narration.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-31-25
Such a gem
I was a little worried going into this book because I fell in love with book 1. But I was pleasantly surprised and couldn’t put it down! Can’t wait for book 3
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