Shots and Barbs
Deep Earth Dating, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Rebecca Woods
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Michael Lesley
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By:
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Lily Mayne
About this listen
Nuni
Look, I'm an extremely busy, handsome, and charming guy. I am a paragon of physical perfection. I run a wildly successful architecture firm, and I take care of my family. I don't have time to organize a tenth-anniversary party for my business, so it just makes sense to hire someone else to do the work.
Except as soon as I see my new event planner, Anita Chaudhary, with her dark eyes, no-nonsense attitude, and sensible shoes, I decide that maybe I should be involved in the process. Just, you know, for the sake of being thorough. But mainly so I can keep butting heads with her.
She's competitive, cool-headed, and infuriatingly competent, all of which I begrudgingly find attractive. And those sensible shoes of hers drive me wild.
But she's also human. And we all know that humans and demiurgus don't exactly mix…
Anita
Nuni var Rorik is arrogant, pompous, egotistical, vain, bullheaded… need I go on?
He's a frat boy in an expensive suit. A know-it-all. A big, muscular demiurgus with perfect hair, flawless skin, and a distractingly beautiful face. He rankles me like no one else. But I can't stay away from him.
Which is definitely not good. I'm his event planner, and my boss is extremely strict when it comes to… ahem… client relations.
When our barbed words and competitive needling explode into something hotter than it has any right being, my job and reputation are on the line. I can't stand the thought of being seen as irresponsible or less than the best, but I can't stop myself when it comes to him.
So we just have to keep it a secret.
Shots and Barbs is an MF monster/human romcom and the second book in the Deep Earth Dating series, which features a range of diverse pairings and is for mature listeners.
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What's a superhero to do when his own family sees his powers as unimpressive and he's fifth in line for the throne? Set my sights on getting space married to a hot alien, of course! For science. Ziggy Andromeda is a skinsuit-stealing mercenary who's so far out of my league, he might as well be in another galaxy, but there's nothing I love more than a challenge. And his spaceship has only one bed! Unfortunately, a home planet conspiracy is threatening our besties-with-benefits situationship, along with my dream of putting a Saturn-sized ring on it and locking Ziggy down for good. Rude.
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I. AM. OBSESSED!
- By Ally on 12-18-24
By: C. Rochelle
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Cheap Heat
- Goliaths of Wrestling, Book 3
- By: Lily Mayne
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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That neighbor of mine is a cute, surly ghoul whose pretty green eyes and angry scowl just make me want to rile him up even more. We've never really been buddies, despite living side by side for three years. But when he starts working at Goliaths as our IT manager, helping to bring us into a new digital age, our lives begin to become a bit more entangled. Mainly because he starts watching me each night while I… relax. So I make sure to give him a good show through my living room window.
By: Lily Mayne
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Perfectly Imperfect Pixie
- Perfect Pixie Series, Book 1
- By: MJ May
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Cooper North
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Pixies are supposed to be petite, beautifully lithe creatures with gossamer wings. Sporting luscious, ombre pink hair and fluttering pink wings, Phil meets two out of three of those criteria. At over six feet tall, no one would dare call Phil petite. As a home-and-hearth pixie, Phil yearns to find a home and family he can bond to. When no one's willing to hire a pixie of his stature, Phil is forced to find work elsewhere. Turns out, pixies make terrible bouncers.
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I love a good finding your place story
- By Jovan on 10-12-23
By: MJ May
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My Chameleon Mate
- Iriduan Universe Love Stories, Book 1
- By: Susan Trombley
- Narrated by: Reagan West, Gabriel De Leon
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
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I accidentally launched an escape pod on my miserable honeymoon—with me on it—and crash-landed in the middle of an alien jungle on a forbidden "emerging civilization" planet, breaking about a hundred Cosmic Syndicate laws. Oh, and I robbed a hot lizard guy with sexy black eyes, the most colorful scales I've ever seen, and a powerful prehensile tail that curls up like a cinnamon roll. Even though I can't understand anything he's saying, my new reptilian friend turns out to be as sweet as honey and spicier than the seasoning he used on the meat I stole from his camp.
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Interesting
- By Hannah on 12-16-24
By: Susan Trombley
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Rabble: End Game
- Villainous Things, Book 5
- By: C. Rochelle
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, Nick J. Russo, Maxine Mitchell, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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A taste of what you'll find: 13 unhinged POVs, tropical island forced proximity for all, superheroes x villains x aliens x a very irritated pregnant normie, MM romance (and a little FF, too), everybody gets some (and it's filthy, duh, men in corsets, hoochie daddy shorts, and Gambit crop tops, slooty besties having slooty fantasies about each other (good thing their stellar collisions are into it), rabble chat in every chapter (on top of the IRL ballbusting), feel-good family moments and all the schmoop, and the usual naughty humor and witty banter.
By: C. Rochelle
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My Minotaur Husband
- Stories from New Eden
- By: Lyonne Riley
- Narrated by: Leslie Burke
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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Theo the minotaur is shy, gentle, and kind, and wants nothing more than a human wife to spoil. When Celeste agrees to move in and start a trial marriage, he’ll do anything in his power to keep her happy and safe in a world where a human might make a great meal for another monster. The only problem? Theo is huge in more than one way—and he knows Celeste isn’t ready for him yet. It will take trust and time to prepare her as they start to build their new life together, and it might just lead to falling in love.
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perfect cozy monster romance
- By Melissa Coker on 04-29-24
By: Lyonne Riley
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A Gargoyle's Delight
- A Monster’s Duet Standalone
- By: Naomi Lucas, Mel Braxton
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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For centuries I have suffered. Solidified and silenced, all because I failed to destroy what I was created for. Except now, after so long… There is a female. One who always seems to be by my side. Day after day. Night after night. She talks to me. Touches me. Tells me things. She shares stories of a world I no longer know. She is a reprieve from my punishment. A sweet delight. She liberates me from my solitude. But when I rise, my adversary seizes his opportunity, and she's caught between us. He only wants her to get to me. She isn't his. And I'll do anything to protect what's mine.
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Nothing like the cartoon Gargoyles
- By A Amann on 10-17-23
By: Naomi Lucas, and others
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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just all the yes
- By Molly Otto on 11-20-24
By: Adam Vex
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Hunt the Wood
- Beautiful Nightmares, Book 1
- By: Amy Pennza, Anna Fury
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Kirt Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
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When my grandmother, the leader of the Rathmore Coven, summons me, I have no choice but to answer her call. To reach her, I must cross the Wood, the realm of Wotan, lord of the hunt. Rumors of his cruelty and brutality precede him, but nothing prepares me to meet the monster face to face. Because Wotan is more than a monster. He's a predator, a bully, and now he's claimed me as his pawn in his war against my grandmother. A master of torture, he's determined to master me, stripping me bare of all my secrets.
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"Big Bad Wolf" X His little witch!
- By Rose~Dove on 01-31-24
By: Amy Pennza, and others
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Scorched by the Hellhound
- A Monster Mates Romance
- By: Ivy Sparks
- Narrated by: Azalea Blau
- Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
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It seemed like a smart move, parking my food truck in front of a bunch of hungry firefighters. I had no idea these beastly hunks were from the Monster Unit. Or that Lucian, the fire chief, was a hellhound who would set my soul ablaze with one sultry look. Good thing he has a big fire hose… Still, falling for a demon from the underworld is the last thing I need right now.
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Scorched by the Hellhound
- By grammatoni on 05-26-24
By: Ivy Sparks
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Bro and the Beast
- The Wolf's Mate, Book 1
- By: L. C. Davis, Joel Abernathy
- Narrated by: Shawn K. Jain, Javi Wilder
- Length: 3 hrs
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When musclebound frat bro Brad gets run off the road by a reckless driver, he thinks it's game over. When he wakes up inside his twin brother's favorite corny shifter romance novel, he realizes the real game is just beginning. Desperate to get back to a world where he's top dog, Brad finds himself in the crosshairs of Raul, the menacingly hot hero of The Wolf's Mate, who's intent on teaching Brad a whole new meaning to the word alpha.
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NOT A FULL STORY - ALL CLIFFS
- By shobbs on 01-20-25
By: L. C. Davis, and others
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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Smash & Grab
- Relic, Book 1
- By: Maz Maddox
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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My standard issued lab badge reads "Simon", but it really should say "unexciting nerd with no social life". Don't get me wrong - I love what I do with a passion, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for much else. Especially romance. While chipping away at my work, I'm suddenly the person between hired cartel muscle and the fossil that will define my career. Which isn't the most insane part of the story. My savior is a chaotic, bat-wielding punk with a bubble-gum pink mohawk and a killer smile.
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Fun Dinosaur Adventure
- By MagicalAM on 01-13-21
By: Maz Maddox
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Pretty Obsessed
- A Pretty Broken Standalone
- By: J.R. Gray
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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We became famous overnight. One day, I was a twenty-four-year-old drummer slinging pizzas to make ends meet, and the next, I was a member of the most popular alternative band ever. Despite being world-famous, there was no connection in it. I'd lost touch with reality, with intimacy. I couldn't find a place to be normal. I'd lived my entire life straight-edged while watching obsession destroy my best friend. Obsession terrified me—that is until I met him.
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Liam DiCosimo never disappoints, but...
- By Delfina Kardas on 09-05-23
By: J.R. Gray
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DragonRider
- DragonKin, Book 1
- By: S. Rodman
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When our bonded dragons mate, I know it affects us. A dragon's passion is impossible to resist. But I'm shocked to discover which man is more dominant. And I'm awed by the awakening of my pleasure. Dragons aren't the only things that are new to me. Exploring this side of my nature is divine.
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cliffhanger
- By Kindle Customer on 04-15-24
By: S. Rodman
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-10-25
Good and Sweet
"He chuckled." "She chuckled." "I chuckled."
Jokes aside, a decent romance novel with good narration.
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- Brittani P.
- 01-02-25
LOVED!
This series is absolutely amazing. Love the realistic hot solutions to the monster d!ck 😂. But for real the banter and chemistry between the characters was amazing and the author also threw in some really heartfelt moments.
Big shout out to the narrators. They did an amazing job bring the characters to life with their voices and acting. Would definitely recommend this one. 5/5!!
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- Audible Kindle
- 09-30-24
As fantastic as the first book
I love this series. I read both books and these audio versions were an instant but for me. This story sticks with the same family, just this time it is the oldest brother's romance with a human.
I think the balance between character POVs is a bit better with this book which tends to make it my favorite. Plus, I like that they are so competitive.
As always, these stories are great at expanding the idea of what qualifies as sex and how intimacy can evolve. Regardless of these books being in the Paranormal/Sci-Fi realm, they are very much contemporary romances at the core.
My only miniscule critique is of Nuni's voice. I was expecting a much more masculine gym bro voice so for the first few Nuni chapters I was just thrown off. I ended up getting used to it and actually found that it was more fitting in the end. Overall all the narration was excellent and I'm glad the same narrators were kept from the first book.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-16-25
Redemption arc for Nuni
It was nice to see Nuni in a new light given his attitude in Book 1 - Anita was good for him and vice versa. This has the same sweet feel as Book 1 with no third act break up-which I always find challenging. I still liked Gried and Beryl’s story more but this was still really good and nice to see the brothers come together and find their respective loves.
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