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Deep Earth Dating, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Rebecca Woods
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Michael Lesley
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By:
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Lily Mayne
About this listen
Nuni
Look, I'm an extremely busy, handsome, and charming guy. I am a paragon of physical perfection. I run a wildly successful architecture firm, and I take care of my family. I don't have time to organize a tenth-anniversary party for my business, so it just makes sense to hire someone else to do the work.
Except as soon as I see my new event planner, Anita Chaudhary, with her dark eyes, no-nonsense attitude, and sensible shoes, I decide that maybe I should be involved in the process. Just, you know, for the sake of being thorough. But mainly so I can keep butting heads with her.
She's competitive, cool-headed, and infuriatingly competent, all of which I begrudgingly find attractive. And those sensible shoes of hers drive me wild.
But she's also human. And we all know that humans and demiurgus don't exactly mix…
Anita
Nuni var Rorik is arrogant, pompous, egotistical, vain, bullheaded… need I go on?
He's a frat boy in an expensive suit. A know-it-all. A big, muscular demiurgus with perfect hair, flawless skin, and a distractingly beautiful face. He rankles me like no one else. But I can't stay away from him.
Which is definitely not good. I'm his event planner, and my boss is extremely strict when it comes to… ahem… client relations.
When our barbed words and competitive needling explode into something hotter than it has any right being, my job and reputation are on the line. I can't stand the thought of being seen as irresponsible or less than the best, but I can't stop myself when it comes to him.
So we just have to keep it a secret.
Shots and Barbs is an MF monster/human romcom and the second book in the Deep Earth Dating series, which features a range of diverse pairings and is for mature listeners.
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By Jan on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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White Noise
- Caffeine Daydreams, Book 1
- By: Lark Taylor
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie, Dan Calley
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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I thought my day couldn't get any worse. After catching my best friend and girlfriend in bed together, the only thing going right in my life is the interview for my dream job. But fate is laughing at my expense. One mishap leads to another until I find myself trapped in a lift and missing my interview. And I'm not alone. I'm about to discover unexpected things about Luca Weston, lead singer of the world-famous rock band Caffeine Daydreams.
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Better than expected
- By Tobcont on 03-06-24
By: Lark Taylor
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A Gargoyle's Delight
- A Monster’s Duet Standalone
- By: Naomi Lucas, Mel Braxton
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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For centuries I have suffered. Solidified and silenced, all because I failed to destroy what I was created for. Except now, after so long… There is a female. One who always seems to be by my side. Day after day. Night after night. She talks to me. Touches me. Tells me things. She shares stories of a world I no longer know. She is a reprieve from my punishment. A sweet delight. She liberates me from my solitude. But when I rise, my adversary seizes his opportunity, and she's caught between us. He only wants her to get to me. She isn't his. And I'll do anything to protect what's mine.
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Nothing like the cartoon Gargoyles
- By A Amann on 10-17-23
By: Naomi Lucas, and others
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Cair
- Veiled City, Book 1
- By: Eryn Hawk
- Narrated by: Parker Douglass, Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The humans and the supernaturals mostly keep to their own kind, but Luca—curious and desperate for work—crosses the border and finds himself employed by a tall, stupidly handsome Fae with killer horns. He should be intimidated, but instead, Luca is utterly captivated. Falling for the boss is a bad idea though, right?
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Good audiobook, bad split between narrators
- By Ran34 on 12-22-23
By: Eryn Hawk
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A Wolf in the Garden
- Lost Moon: Unravelling Monsters Universe, Book 1
- By: Allegra Hall
- Narrated by: Ali Jaynes, Drew Mehrtens
- Length: 15 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Two years after the Unravelling revealed monsters and their hidden realm to the world, garden designer Ellie Harding seems to have her life together, living out her cottagecore dreams on the picturesque island of Motuwai, New Zealand. What she never expected was for Van Livingston, the wealthy American she grew up with every summer, to walk back into her life nine years after a tragic event destroyed their romantic relationship. What's more, it turns out Van is a wolf—a hybrid werewolf/wolf-shifter, to be exact—with two wolves and two wolf forms.
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Great voice actors
- By Amazon Customer on 10-19-24
By: Allegra Hall
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There's a Monster in the Woods
- Spooky Boys, Book 0.5
- By: Fae Quin
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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There's an honesty in the turning of the earth, in the turning of the seasons, and I've always preferred its quiet, steadfast company over that of other people. Left alone with an inherited cottage and my beloved pup Rotho to look after, my days are largely given to tending the garden, save for periodic errands in town.
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Perfection!
- By Lori M on 03-14-24
By: Fae Quin
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Sainted
- By: Jesse H Reign
- Narrated by: Michael Dean, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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He's a bad man, and I don't mean trash like your ex. I mean seriously bad. I mean dangerous. You can tell just by looking at him: black eyes, a menacing scowl, and a nose that's been badly broken in the past. He is my arch-nemesis. My mortal enemy. My singular obsession. I was afraid of him when we met. He kidnapped and chained me to a bed. Me—Damon Alexander Beckett of BeckIT fame and fortune. Well, the joke's on him because I'm going to make it my life's mission to destroy him. But first, I have to survive being his captive.
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Great book, great audiobook!
- By AG on 11-23-23
By: Jesse H Reign
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A Boy Called Rainbow
- By: Robin Knight
- Narrated by: Lance West
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Art evaluator Miles Tate is finally about to start living his dream . . . that is if he can get the funding in place to open his own art gallery in New York. But when an unexpected turn of events finds every one of Miles's perfectly-planned dreams turned upside-down, it's time to escape Manhattan and reluctantly take up a well-paid job in the tiny seaside town of Hope's Bluff, Georgia. For Miles, it's his only chance to make some money, claw back what little dignity he has left, and figure out what the hell to do with his life.
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Stunning!
- By Joyce Hiebert on 06-18-25
By: Robin Knight
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Infamous Park Avenue Prince
- Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Perry Bishop, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m never one to turn down a bet. Especially not when it comes to retaliating against the dean for pulling a dick move before summer break. So when the dean’s golden child arrives at Astor for his freshman year, my fellow troublemakers throw down a wager I can’t resist. The target: the dean’s son, John Thomas Hawthorne, or “JT”. The bet: corruption in any way I choose. It should’ve been easy. With his mess of brown curls, pouty lips, and good-boy reputation, JT is the perfect revenge. And even better? He’s straight.
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Could have been better SPOILER WARNING!!!!
- By Treunna on 05-20-24
By: Ella Frank, and others
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Hamartia
- An MM Rockstar x K-Pop Idol Romance (Famous Young Things)
- By: Scarlett Drake
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Raphael Scott is going to break my heart. He’s an American rockstar, engaged to be married, and straight. He’ll get tired of whatever this is soon enough. Then he’ll go back to his beautiful actress girlfriend and I’ll be alone again. I’m fine with that. But it doesn’t mean I won’t take what he’s offering me right now. His shining American smile, his beautiful open heart, the desperate kisses he presses into my skin.
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Zachary’s voice really did this story justice!!
- By Anonymous User on 01-03-25
By: Scarlett Drake
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Fake Dates and Fanged Mistakes
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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This week hasn’t gone the best for me unless you count Casimir, the sexy ancient vampire, bringing me back from the brink of death (and tying my fate to his in the process). Not that it matters if the werewolves and vampires don’t stop their ridiculous feud, because someone is targeting them and widening the divide between our communities with each body they leave in their wake. But as the alpha’s son, I have a plan to fix everything. I’m going to convince Casimir to fake date me to show the others that we can work together. I mean… what could go wrong?
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Worth the listen!
- By Marc Hunter on 03-26-24
By: Alice Winters
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Pretty Obsessed
- A Pretty Broken Standalone
- By: J.R. Gray
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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We became famous overnight. One day, I was a twenty-four-year-old drummer slinging pizzas to make ends meet, and the next, I was a member of the most popular alternative band ever. Despite being world-famous, there was no connection in it. I'd lost touch with reality, with intimacy. I couldn't find a place to be normal. I'd lived my entire life straight-edged while watching obsession destroy my best friend. Obsession terrified me—that is until I met him.
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Narrators kept me listening when I wanted to DNF
- By Rachel Schmidt on 01-28-24
By: J.R. Gray
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Heist of Hearts
- A Novella Collection
- By: Alice Winters
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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Nefarious Nights: Aiden, who protects a crime lord, ends up trading banter and kisses with the man he’s supposed to kill. Never Have I Ever Ridden a Bike: Owen’s penchant for opening packages propels him and his best friend (and hopeless crush) Lance into a race against time… and a pantsless bicycle ride?
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Laugh so hard
- By monchari on 05-18-25
By: Alice Winters
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How to Train Your Human Omega
- Coveted Bonds, Book 1
- By: Arden Fox
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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I don't ask for much from life; I get paid, and then I get laid. And piloting spaceships across the galaxy keeps my solo lifestyle well-funded. I don't need a relationship or any of the baggage that comes with it. I like my men like I like my coffee; to go. That is, until the most boring job in the universe goes horribly wrong and I'm snatched from my ship by a seven-foot alien. He's huge, he's purple, and he's ripped as hell. I'm sure I'm a dead man. Only it turns out he doesn't want to kill me. What he wants is far worse.
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Intense emotional story
- By Nicholas Pesqueda on 01-17-25
By: Arden Fox
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The Witch’s Grumpy Dragon
- Brinnswick: Tales from Gauhala, Book 1
- By: Michele Notaro
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Garrick Von Stein is the most frustrating person I’ve ever met, and yet, as soon as he calls me for help, I jump right in. Every single time. Why? I have no idea. I mean, I really do like to look at the dragon shifter king, but that doesn’t explain this strange pull, this need, I feel to be near him.
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Found Family
- By Sharon L on 01-06-25
By: Michele Notaro
Big shout out to the narrators. They did an amazing job bring the characters to life with their voices and acting. Would definitely recommend this one. 5/5!!
LOVED!
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Lily Mayne writes the most human of monsters
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I think the balance between character POVs is a bit better with this book which tends to make it my favorite. Plus, I like that they are so competitive.
As always, these stories are great at expanding the idea of what qualifies as sex and how intimacy can evolve. Regardless of these books being in the Paranormal/Sci-Fi realm, they are very much contemporary romances at the core.
My only miniscule critique is of Nuni's voice. I was expecting a much more masculine gym bro voice so for the first few Nuni chapters I was just thrown off. I ended up getting used to it and actually found that it was more fitting in the end. Overall all the narration was excellent and I'm glad the same narrators were kept from the first book.
As fantastic as the first book
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Redemption arc for Nuni
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Lily is a master of sexy romance
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Jokes aside, a decent romance novel with good narration.
Good and Sweet
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Such a gem
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So cute
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