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Kimbelle Pease

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About this listen
WARNING: In deference to a truth universally acknowledged that men do not behave the same when no women are present as they do in mixed company, this vagary does have occasional uses of profanity. The men in my life would consider it amusing but naïve to afford the same semantics of conversation for wholly different circumstances such as these, or they would should one of them choose to read it.
This vagary proposes an alternate telling of the original Pride and Prejudice and considers what may have happened should the characters have been afforded a slightly altered set of circumstances. What if Mr. Darcy had accepted quite early that he was falling in love with Elizabeth? What if Elizabeth was the least stubborn of her sisters? What if Mrs. Bennet was allowed to settle in mind and spirit? What if Mr. Bennet exerted himself on behalf of his daughters? What if Mr. Collins was in some way welcomed as the next owner of the estate? Those are only some of the twists within this tale, and while not canon, I hope I gave your favorite character a moment unto themselves that will make you smile.
CAUTION: I want to specifically state that this vagary is not for all Pride and Prejudice genre readers. If one reads to find fault in what is not canon, I’ve been most forthcoming about the fact that it is a vagary, so you should already be on your guard and perhaps pass it by. For those of you who are strict authoress-guidelines conscious, I will argue that in all time periods people spoke with the use of contractions. To that end, I was true to life rather than follow her pointed non-use of them. Outside conversation, however, you will not find them, and I hope that soothes any feathers which may be ruffled at such a bold defiance.
CAUTION: My editor also requested that I issue a point of clarification on her behalf. I confess that as an author em-dashes drive me nanabas, so in conflict with her excellent advice, I did not include many of them where she said they should be. Despise me for it if you must, but no novel, story, prose, or verse ever hinged on one’s use. The lacking or use of a comma, however, has cost millions. I promise that for those, I let her fully guide me.
NOTE: My personal pleasure in writing this book was the intent to make any who read it find themselves staying up at night; not because ODCs are near death, have been forced to do that which they despise, or are off chasing Lydia again, but because I believe I am not the only one of us who dearly loves to laugh.
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Fortunate Diversions
- A Pride & Prejudice Variation
- By: Campbell Davies
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy is distressed. Not only is his friend Bingley engaged to a woman who may not return his affection, but her sister is all that he should not desire. Darcy is finished fighting against his feelings, however, and resolves to marry Elizabeth Bennet. Except that she doesn't want him. Elizabeth is puzzled by the gentleman from the Lake District. He runs hot one minute and cold the next. When she finds herself alone with him, his character is revealed. But a proposal by her cousin forces her out of Hertfordshire and into London, and Elizabeth's youngest sister is propelled ...
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the narrator
- By Angela Campbell on 03-20-25
By: Campbell Davies
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Mr. Darcy's Bargain
- A Pride and Prejudice Vagary
- By: Regina Jeffers
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs
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Darcy and Elizabeth are about to learn how “necessity” never makes a fair bargain. When ELIZABETH BENNET appears on his doorstep some ten months after her refusal of his hand in marriage, FITZWILLIAM DARCY uses the opportunity to "bargain" for her acceptance of a renewal of his proposal in exchange for his assistance in bringing Mr. George Wickham to justice. In Darcy's absence from Hertfordshire, Wickham has executed a scam to defraud the citizens of Meryton, including her father, of their hard-earned funds. All have invested in Wickham's Ten Percent Annuity scheme. Her family and ...
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Great story
- By Fabulous Mrs B on 03-22-25
By: Regina Jeffers
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A Familiar Face
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: AnnaMarie Wallace
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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In this variation, seventeen-year-old Elizabeth is on holiday at the seaside with the Gardiners. She intervenes when she sees a young lady being forced into a carriage by a man and an older woman. The young lady’s handsome older brother, Mr. Darcy, expresses his gratitude to her for saving his sister, and they part. Elizabeth expects never to see him again. Imagine her surprise, then, when some two years later, he appears in Meryton as the friend of Netherfield’s new tenant, Mr. Bingley. And imagine her fury when Mr. Darcy, the man she has dreamed about for the past three years, ...
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No good deed goes unpunished…
- By Starr on 03-07-25
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Refusing Mr. Collins
- A Pride and Prejudice Possibility
- By: Carrie Mollenkopf
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that while a man in possession of a fortune may be in want of a wife, there may be ladies who do not reciprocate. This may be especially so when the man in question not only possesses the rightful inheritance of said ladies, but is also of a most odious disposition and less than agreeable in appearance. Such was the lot of five young women near the town of Meryton. Not only had they no fortune, their own father, an absentee parent at best, had not the foresight to put aside a single pound should they not have the opportunity marry. For this sole ...
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Mr Collins has very bad luck.
- By Judy P. on 02-25-24
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From the Hedgerows to Windsor
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: Eselle Teays
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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“This Work Is, By His Royal Highness’s Permission, Most Respectfully Dedicated, By His Royal Highness’s Dutiful And Obedient Humble Servant, The Author.” Underneath the dedication was a line written by the Royal Librarian during the Regency, Mr. Stanier Clarke: ‘A Scribbler: The Honorable Miss Elizabeth Bennet.’ What is the story behind this novel, which was distinguished enough that the Prince Regent, later George IV, requested a dedication to himself? Was the author from the peerage, or did she earn the title? —Prologue, From the Hedgerows to Windsor After Hunsford, ...
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Wonderful P&P Variation
- By Sharon on 02-22-25
By: Eselle Teays
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Unequal Affections
- A Pride and Prejudice Retelling
- By: Lara S. Ormiston, Devleena Gosh PhD - Foreward
- Narrated by: Carmela Corbett
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
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When Elizabeth Bennet first knew Mr. Darcy, she despised him and was sure he felt the same. Angered by his pride and reserve, influenced by the lies of the charming Mr. Wickham, she never troubled herself to believe he was anything other than the worst of men - until, one day, he unexpectedly proposed. Mr. Darcy's passionate avowal of love causes Elizabeth to reevaluate everything she thought she knew about him.
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In case you didn't love Darcy enough!
- By CrisRod7 on 04-17-14
By: Lara S. Ormiston, and others
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To Wake The Sleeping Dragon
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: Selene L. Garrou
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 19 hrs and 2 mins
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To Wake The Sleeping Dragon WARNING: There are no actual Dragons in this Book Napoleon crowned himself Emperor of France in December of the year 1804, he said to a room of his closest advisors and supporters, ‘China is a sleeping dragon, let her sleep for when she awakens, she will shake up the world!’ Those words set a chain of events that would change the destiny of several of England’s most prominent families. And the lives of a country squire and his small family of daughters, in ways they could have never dreamed possible. Thomas Bennett is a man whose entire life had fallen ...
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Fantastical
- By Kindle Costum on 09-27-24
By: Selene L. Garrou
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Entailed To Heirs Female
- A Sweet Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: Victoria Lynn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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In this low angst, a sweet retelling of Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Bennet is not just idle, he is actively cruel. And Mrs. Bennet, while still uneducated, must do whatever she can to protect her daughters from their father. Mr. Darcy’s epiphany comes much earlier than in canon and it changes his relationships not only with the Bennets but with his sister, his cousin Anne, and Bingley. When the Bennet matriarch moves to an estate outside of Bath with her daughters, Bingley follows and so do both Darcy siblings.
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don't waste your credit
- By Christine on 04-01-25
By: Victoria Lynn
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- Karen Langford
- 12-06-24
Long and complicated
I absolutely dislike the virtual voice. It doesn’t have inflection and it’s hard to tell when it’s switching from one character to another. I wish you would go back to humans instead of computers.
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- Fabulous Femme
- 04-28-24
Good Story
It's a shame it wasn't a traditional narrator. The story was good though. I wish there had been an epilogue.
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- Nicki Scott
- 05-18-24
Surprise ending!
I like how this author finds unique ways to enlighten characters who were notoriously ignorant in cannon. In this vagary, we see our beloved characters grow and evolve with a good dose of humor mixed into most scenes. The surprise ending is superb!
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- TM Starr
- 06-29-24
Why does a story set in Regency England have an American narrator?
Can u please change the narrator to a British accent. It is so painful to hear someone from modern day USA talking about reticules and all things Regency. If I could have given the performance negative stars, I would have. That being said, if you can change the accent, I will listen again and re-review. I enjoyed the story itself.
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- Ruth
- 01-06-25
Unique storyline first half of book
I liked the uniqueness, but it got corny last third of the book. Very fast and predictable for me. The virtual voice had a lisp with many words, so that a bit distracting.
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- bebe
- 05-28-24
Confusing
Very confusing. Most of the time I listened I did not know what was going on. It was a pretty stupid book, all in all. The virtual voice performance was better than most I have heard.
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- Aleinad
- 06-09-24
What is the moral of the tale?
It is a moralistic tale with unrealistically brilliant female characters- accomplished and secretly rich. Unfortunately, I could not make out the moral of the tale. Apart from this, my main peeve is the flattening of the characters: there is just one personality shared by Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, and Charlotte to such an extent that it is difficult to distinguish among them. I usually do not mind the computer-generated voice, but in this case, I found it irritating.
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