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Space Academy, Book 3
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"These are the voyages of the starship...something-something."
Captain Vance Turbo has been struggling for the past few years, his reputation in tatters and most of his allies having turned against him. Offered a chance to go after a sinister crime syndicate at a peace treaty in Notha Space, he jumps at it. However, no sooner does he do so that he discovers that a malevolent AI and even more powerful forces are at work...ones that threaten everyone and everything in the galaxy. Will Vance somehow stumble his way into saving the universe again or will his luck finally run out?
Space Academy is an all-new series from the hilarious duo of C.T. Phipps (Supervillainy Saga, Agent G) and Michael Suttkus (I Was a Teenage Weredeer, Lucifer's Star) that lampoons the space opera as well as military science fiction genres.
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Just another round of sarcasm and sci-fi silliness
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Not bad, not the best
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have patience with the first few chapters
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Waiting for the next installment.
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Adventure until the last Page
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This time around, Vance and his crew have been tasked to complete a mission that doesn’t sit well w/our MC and he wrestles with duty versus ethics. In Vance's way are a myriad of obstacles, memorable antagonists, and of course, Vance’s own personal relationships. The story is told with the same type of humor you’ve come to know and love through the incredible vocal talents of Jeff Kafer. And by the end, Phipps/Suttkus have things set up for a 4th book, so I doubt this will be the end of Vance Turbo.
Now, I also mentioned something in my last review that Phipps/Suttkus added a bit of world-building at the end of book 2 that wasn’t sure needed to be there. And I’m still not sure. I won’t spoil anything, but if you know, then you know. /shrug, reckon I’m in the minority on this one, which is fine. Overall, another fun ride :)
Vance TURBOoh oh oh
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A great third entry!
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Entertaining from beginning to end, although the overall plot took me a minute to grasp. Probably more the fault of my ADHD.
Another enjoyable book in the series
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Not your typical space crew!
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another fun offering in the series.
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