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Henry Hanson
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Richard Roberts
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Have you ever had the nightmare of being chased by a beast?
Then you’ve met Fang.
He’ll be the first to admit that he’s a very simple nightmare. All he knows is hunting your dreams and dragging them into the Dark.
He’s not ready for his life to get complicated. He’s not ready to be dragged into his best friend’s schemes to make dreams so terrifying they break people. He’s not ready to love, or to be loved, or to meet someone who makes him happy.
He’s definitely not ready for those to be three different girls.
He’s not ready to grow up.
When he does, one thing will stay the same. He’ll stay an artist, and he’ll paint your dreams with fear until they’re beautiful.
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Every once in a while a story comes along that is so different, so out there, that it can't fit into any of the pre-made mass market boxes of expectation thrown at us year after year; a book that is so unlike anything else on the shelf that the adventurous, the curious, the weird, the imaginative MUST HAVE it in their library.
This book is that book.
Set in a rich world of nightmares that lives and breathes as creepy and unsettling as one would expect of the dark. It's full of characters, nightmare creatures, you can empathize with even as they repulse you. Characters who you cheer for even as they do the wicked and twisted things we expect, if not experienced, in our own nightmares.
If any part of you enjoys a bit of the wicked, the creepy, the unsettling; if you've ever wondered what the things that torment your dreams do while you're awake, then get "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Teeth."
Join us in the Dark, in the place where your nightmares wait for you to sleep.
Here in the Dark
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