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Terminal Alliance

Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse Series, Book 1

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Terminal Alliance

By: Jim C. Hines
Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
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The Krakau came to Earth to invite humanity into a growing alliance of sentient species. However, they happened to arrive after a mutated plague wiped out half the planet, turned the rest into shambling, near-unstoppable animals, and basically destroyed human civilization. You know - your standard apocalypse.

The Krakau's first impulse was to turn around and go home. Their second impulse was to try to fix us. Now, a century later, human beings might not be what they once were, but at least they're no longer trying to eat everyone. Mostly.

Marion "Mops" Adamopoulos is surprisingly bright (for a human). As a Lieutenant on the Earth Mercenary Corps Ship Pufferfish, she's in charge of the Shipboard Hygiene and Sanitation team. When a bioweapon attack wipes out the Krakau command crew and reverts the rest of the humans to their feral state, only Mops and her team are left with their minds intact.

Escaping the attacking aliens - not to mention her shambling crewmates - is only the beginning. Sure, Mops and her team of space janitors and plumbers can clean the ship as well as anyone, but flying the damn thing is another matter. As they struggle to keep the Pufferfish functioning and find a cure for their crew, they stumble onto a conspiracy that could threaten the entire alliance....

©2017 Jim C. Hines (P)2017 Tantor
Adventure Fiction Humorous Military Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Comedy Funny Witty
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creative story but falls flat due to narrator

story in this book is interesting but a lot of the jokes fall flat because a narrator sounds like an AI computer. trying to read a story. hopefully follow-on books have a different narrator

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This book, and it's sequel - great space opera

Terminal alliance and the sequel, Terminal Uprising, are great Science fiction, and I cannot recommend them more. My life is consumed by a desperate search for good books, particularly Science Fiction. The story was so unexpected, starting off with a janitorial crew on a starship, but moving into a wonderfully drawn galactic civilization and the conflicts that have arisen. Humans are second class citizens and that is how it starts. The characters, both human and alien are written with wit and sympathy. It is funny in parts but as the plot unfolds becomes moving and deeply emotional. The book reminded me of the greats from the golden age of Science Fiction. I often buy the Audible version as well as the written book because I can then switch back and forth between them. Rebecca Mitchell was the narrator and she did a great job voicing the plot and characters. They are Space Opera and a whole lot more. I highly recommend them in both forms and hope Jim Hines will write many more books in this genre

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Narrator drags this book down!

While the story plot is not bad, the character development is diminished by the Audio Reader. She has a droning inflection and lack of energizing differentiated character emotives in her voice. Thus, my mind drifted off and I missed a lot of meat of book in my daze. I am going to have to pay more attention to book audio samples to get a prior feel of the Narrator before spending money on a purchase again.

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Fun and Funny Scifi Adventure!

I have thoroughly enjoyed the first installment of the "Janitors of the Post Apocalypse" series! The entire concept is absolutely hilarious and the wordlbuilding is 'Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' level of weird and fantastic. The performance is really good during the dramatic moments and the actor does great with a variety of different voices, but I did feel some of the humor fell a little flat. Definitely not a dealbreaker for me, but I may read the book as well to get the full, humorous effect.

Overall, looking forward to the next book!

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Good story, atrocious narrator.

The story starts out very dry but if you hang in there it picks up. Character development is very slow making it difficult to feel for the characters. Some or all of this is due to the terrible narration. It sounds as if the narration was done by AI. The inflections are all wrong. I really hate AI narrations because of it. I'd rather shove an ice pick in my ears rather than listen to AI narration. In light of this, the story is probably better than what I listened to. I'm hoping that a different narrator is used in subsequent books.

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One note reading makes this fall a little flat

I feel like if I had read this I would have enjoyed it more. The narrator reads like she's going through the dictionary. The author was trying to tell jokes and keep the tone light but Rebecca Mitchell just kept plodding along like she'd never heard a joke in her life. Voice differences between characters were very subtle too. I made it all the way through though and the book was decent. Not sure I want to go to the next when the narrator is still Rebecca.

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Great book!

Can't wait until the next installment. The story is well written and I like how the characters are developed.

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Get dramatized

I'm might be unfair but it's hard to pay attention to this reader. She's new? Distracts from story.

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Humorous and Enthralling!!

We loved listening to this on our roadtrip from Colorado to Nevada and back. This should be a movie Men In Black style !!

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Good balance of humor and action.

I think of Jim as a humor author first, but the drama and action overpower it, especially in the first part. Overall, it makes for a g balance and an excellent read.

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