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Janitors of the Post-Apocalypse Series, Book 1
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Rebecca Mitchell
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By:
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Jim C. Hines
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The Krakau came to Earth to invite humanity into a growing alliance of sentient species. However, they happened to arrive after a mutated plague wiped out half the planet, turned the rest into shambling, near-unstoppable animals, and basically destroyed human civilization. You know - your standard apocalypse.
The Krakau's first impulse was to turn around and go home. Their second impulse was to try to fix us. Now, a century later, human beings might not be what they once were, but at least they're no longer trying to eat everyone. Mostly.
Marion "Mops" Adamopoulos is surprisingly bright (for a human). As a Lieutenant on the Earth Mercenary Corps Ship Pufferfish, she's in charge of the Shipboard Hygiene and Sanitation team. When a bioweapon attack wipes out the Krakau command crew and reverts the rest of the humans to their feral state, only Mops and her team are left with their minds intact.
Escaping the attacking aliens - not to mention her shambling crewmates - is only the beginning. Sure, Mops and her team of space janitors and plumbers can clean the ship as well as anyone, but flying the damn thing is another matter. As they struggle to keep the Pufferfish functioning and find a cure for their crew, they stumble onto a conspiracy that could threaten the entire alliance....
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- By: Craig A. Falconer
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett, Connor Brannigan, Hector Carrillo, and others
- Length: 17 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Continuing the legacy of decades gone by, these fast-paced standalone stories offer wondrous settings, philosophical sci-fi questions, and twists that pack a punch.
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Great stories from a great author
- By David Warner on 02-05-23
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The Martian Race
- By: Gregory Benford
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When an explosion of the rocket launching the Mars Transit Vehicle kills four crewmen, the US decides to redirect its energies to near-Earth projects, killing the manned mission to Mars. But tycoon John Axelrod assembles a consortium to fund the project, and he expects to net billions. But a European-Asian airbus will make a similar expedition. Now, the race is on to get to the Red Planet first.
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Loved it!
- By JKO on 05-11-15
By: Gregory Benford
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Mistresses with Jameela Jamil & Dr Kate Lister
- By: Jameela Jamil, Kate Lister
- Narrated by: Jameela Jamil, Kate Lister, Katie Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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From the bedrooms of powerful men, we're bringing you the secret histories of their mistresses, concubines and courtesans. In this funny, fascinating, and scandal-filled podcast, Jameela Jamil and historian Dr Kate Lister pore over the stories of six astonishing "other women". Women who have been shamed, disparaged and underestimated. Some have been cheated out of the history books altogether. Now Jameela and Kate are placing their stories in the spotlight – to see what history looks like through the eyes of the so-called side-chick.
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Great Series!
- By Stephanie Wolfe on 06-25-25
By: Jameela Jamil, and others
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Space Academy Dropouts
- Space Academy, Book 1
- By: C.T. Phipps, Michael Suttkus
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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The newly renamed Vance Turbo has sabotaged his own career at Space Fleet Academy due to a desire to atone for a training accident. Unfortunately, his actions result in him getting press-ganged into an expendable crew of misfits recruited by a legendary starship captain. Their mission? To recover a collection of lost sun-destroying missiles that could restart a galactic war. Unfortunately, Vance is smart enough to know something is wrong with this picture. After all, no sane person would recruit this crew to save the universe.
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Fun, entertaining, adventurous!
- By Montzalee Wittmann on 04-15-22
By: C.T. Phipps, and others
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How Rory Thorne Destroyed the Multiverse
- Arithmancy and Anarchy: The Thorne Chronicles Series, Book 1
- By: K. Eason
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Rory Thorne is a princess with 13 fairy blessings, the most important of which is to see through flattery and platitudes. As the eldest daughter, she always imagined she'd inherit her father's throne and govern the interplanetary Thorne Consortium. Then, her father is assassinated, her mother gives birth to a son, and Rory is betrothed to the prince of a distant world. When Rory arrives in her new home, she uncovers a treacherous plot to unseat her newly betrothed and usurp his throne.
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A delight, if not exactly science fiction
- By HappyatHeart on 10-26-19
By: K. Eason
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What Stands in a Storm
- Three Days in the Worst Superstorm to Hit the South's Tornado Alley
- By: Kim Cross
- Narrated by: Tracy Brunjes
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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April 27, 2011, marked the climax of a superstorm that saw a record 358 tornadoes rip through 21 states in 3 days, 7 hours, and 18 minutes. It was the deadliest day of the biggest tornado outbreak in recorded history, which saw 348 people killed, entire neighborhoods erased, and $11 billion in damage. But from the terrible destruction emerged everyday heroes, neighbors, and strangers who rescued each other from hell on earth.
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Extremely Offensive Narration
- By Tesla Russell on 05-10-17
By: Kim Cross
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A Conspiracy of Paper
- Benjamin Weaver Series, Book 2
- By: David Liss
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
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In A Conspiracy of Paper, Weaver investigates a crime of the most personal sort: the mysterious death of his estranged father, a notorious stockjobber. To find the answers, Weaver must contend with a desperate prostitute who knows too much about his past, relatives who remind him of his alienation from the Jewish faith, and a cabal of powerful men in the world of British finance who have hidden their business dealings behind an intricate web of deception and violence. Relying on brains and brawn, Weaver uncovers the beginnings of a strange new economic order.
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Interesting, but far too long
- By Susan C. J. on 12-31-20
By: David Liss
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Space Junk
- A Military Sci-Fi Series (Waymaker Wars, Book 1)
- By: Rachel Aukes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Captain Jack Hale and his crew of ragtag scavengers live by a code. They do the job, get paid, and keep their heads down. Salvaging a distant section of the asteroid belt seemed like the perfect job. But when he and his crew stumble across a mining camp filled with dead bodies, their plans for a quick payday quickly go out the airlock. Especially when they find a scared little girl who knows the truth about the massacre.
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Boyo, this is good!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 05-05-22
By: Rachel Aukes
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Goblin Tales [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Compilation of Humorous Fantasy Stories
- By: Jim C. Hines
- Narrated by: full cast, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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A vengeful ghost trapped in a goblin's ear...a flaming spider who must help stop a goddess from conquering a science-fiction convention...a goblin nursery worker who finds herself trapped in the middle of a war. This collection features six humorous short stories that explore the fantasy realm from the perspective of the lowest of the low, the unlikeliest of unheroes: the goblins.
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Enjoyable but noisy
- By Barnes on 05-04-23
By: Jim C. Hines
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The Keep
- By: Jennifer Egan
- Narrated by: Jeff Gurner, Geneva Carr
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Two cousins, devastated by a childhood prank, reunite 20 years later to renovate a castle in Eastern Europe. The fortress has a bloody history that stretches back hundreds of years. Amid extreme paranoia and eerie silence, the men reenact the signal event of their youth, with even more catastrophic results.
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Utterly disappointing.
- By J. Lee on 04-01-19
By: Jennifer Egan
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Free Trader Box Set, Book 1-3
- Free Trader Box Set Series, Volume 1
- By: Craig Martelle
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 25 hrs and 1 min
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With a vision of a world free from a war, a cat and his human minions set out to change humanity. An epic tale awaits. Follow Braden, Micah, and the Golden Warrior as their adventures take them through the wasteland to the mystical south of Planet Vii.
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How to make a short story long
- By Bob H. on 08-01-20
By: Craig Martelle
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Stars and Bones
- By: Gareth L. Powell
- Narrated by: Rebecca Norfolk
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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Seventy-five years from today, the human race has been cast from a dying Earth to wander the stars in a vast fleet of arks—each shaped by its inhabitants into a diverse and fascinating new environment, with its own rules and eccentricities. When her sister disappears while responding to a mysterious alien distress call, Eryn insists on being part of the crew sent to look for her. What she discovers on Candidate-623 is both terrifying and deadly.
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just a bit too average to get into
- By JCRW on 08-23-22
By: Gareth L. Powell
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Shakedowners
- Shakedowers Series, Book 1
- By: Justin Woolley
- Narrated by: Grant Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Some starship captains explore strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations. Some lead missions of discovery through wormholes to the other side of the galaxy. Then there's Captain Iridius B. Franklin, someone who spent too long seeking out strange new bars and new alien cocktails.
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Romping good fun
- By Andrea on 02-10-22
By: Justin Woolley
creative story but falls flat due to narrator
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This book, and it's sequel - great space opera
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Narrator drags this book down!
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Overall, looking forward to the next book!
Fun and Funny Scifi Adventure!
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Good story, atrocious narrator.
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One note reading makes this fall a little flat
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Great book!
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Earth has been turned into a planet of (effectively) zombies and was on its way to extinction when some friendly aliens came along and figured out how to make these “ferals” sentient again and introduce them to the stars. The effect of this is that humans are now subservient employees to their saviors and also the most feared soldiers in the galaxy thanks to how hard they are to kill. See? As I said, it’s a great concept. I love that for once humans aren’t the weakest, plucky race in space. Soooo what happens when all the humans except the janitors on a warship revert to their flesh-eating state and murder the aliens onboard? Well, you get a crew of janitors trying to fly a starship and not get killed by literally everything else.
It’s pretty great. Similar to the Bobiverse series, if you are familiar with it, this author took a relatively realistic approach. No one knows how to do the highly technical things and they often make things worse - much to hilarious results. The story flows well and nothing feels like it came out of nowhere. Additionally, while this is a series, this book is isolated on its own with a satisfying ending.
So yeah, I recommend this book to anyone who likes humorous or light-hearted scifi.
A Splendid Start!
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Get dramatized
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Humorous and Enthralling!!
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