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  • Kitty Cat Kill Sat

  • A Feline Space Adventure
  • By: Argus
  • Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
  • Length: 19 hrs and 37 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (625 ratings)

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Kitty Cat Kill Sat

By: Argus
Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
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Publisher's summary

In this inventive and heartfelt take on a dystopian space opera, humanity’s last hope comes complete with a space station, an attitude, and …whiskers?

Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero.

What they get is Lily. Owner of the last functional battle station for the last four hundred years by right of being the last living soul on it, Lily ad-Alice has spent all that time struggling to save lives, fend off loneliness, and operate human-made weapons controls with paws and meows. Four centuries of establishing protocols, figuring out how to utilize an irresponsibly large arsenal of orbital weaponry, and scraping by with what life support still functions.

Lily doesn’t have a plan. She can’t even tell how haunted her home is. Every day is an endless stream of alarms and crises—it’s a lot for a lone desperate housecat to handle herself. But being the proprietor of the last piece of working orbital infrastructure in existence is a responsibility and duty she’s accepted anyway.

Now things are changing again. Something big is looming, and everything Lily has scrambled for hundreds of years to achieve is at risk. But if she’s quick, maybe she can do some good. If she’s cunning, maybe she can adapt. If she’s smart, maybe she can build something that lasts this time. And if she’s very, very lucky, maybe she won’t have to do it alone.

The hit science-fiction tale—with more than 900,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

©2023 Argus (P)2023 Podium Audio

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What an awesome book

I loved it. As a cat owner I can completely appreciate the main character. Narrator was great and it’s real nice to listen to a large complete story rather than a series. I drive a truck for a living and this book made my driving for the last three days very enjoyable. Thanks

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Very cat like story.

very cat-like story almost scatterbrained but very much like any cat owner will recognize. overall the performance was outstanding the story was good. I like sci-fi and I own six cats and rescue ferals.

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liked it more then I thought

I got this book because it had a cat, the opening was slow and I thought for sure I'd drop the book but I kept going and it kept getting better and better. I will say though it went from not enough characters to a lot more then the book probably needed, none of them got any real development BUT they were still good characters and if this is just a one and done book the lack of development is fine. this book was also a lot more funny then I would have thought.

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All of us together against the darkness

Came for the comedy, but stayed for the raw emotion shared.
This book caught me off guard. I wanted a light hearted novel to pass the time and received that as well as a story of loss, love and raw hope for the future.
With a good helping of cat like sass.

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Wow!! Incredible

Honestly I just finished and I’m a bit speechless. This book was a story I never knew I needed. A cat in space? Could it really be good? The answer is a resounding yes. Lilly has an incredible capacity to duty, empathy and love. She’s so special, so different from any other character I’ve felt a connection to but at the same time she’s all of us… searching for a place to belong, for people to love… for a home. This book took me through so many emotions and really made me feel. There’s so much I can’t put into words. All I can say is give this book a try. It’s worth it.

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They thoroughly enjoyed the story.

The author has a fun way of telling the story I really love the main character and other characters in the book there was comedy, Snark, and good bit of mystery. My only complaint is that there aren’t more books that are going to be written, but I can also really respect the fact that this was a start and finish story and it’s fantastically done.

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cool book

very interesting story, not what you expect it to be. well written and thought provoking.

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Absolutely blown away

I didn't expect this to be one of my favorite books when I bought but it is. I laughed, I cried, I want a prequel!

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Low stress fun read.

Fun story, very little real tension or stress. Filled with emotionally mature characters that talk out their issues....... You know it'll be alright in the end the whole way through.

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Weird but in a good way.

it is sometimes difficult to find a novel idea. A genetically engineered immortal cat in command of a massive weapons space platform is certainly novel. The characters are odd the setting is odd the story is odd. It is a little difficult to keep track of what is going on but the stories narrator arguably has mental health issues so I'll chalk it up to narrative styling. It's a fascinating story and I would love to see more of this universe the author had built.

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