The Anaconda Downstairs
The Cocky Kingmans, Book 4
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Juniper Young
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Amy Award
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I can get any woman I want… and I do.
So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?
Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.
Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.
I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.
Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.
Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.
This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman… or a Kingman's Queen.
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Evie Crowe is starting over in a strange town with her newborn, and men are the furthest thing from her mind. If only the quiet, hulking farmer, Luke Ward, would stop coming into the thrift shop and piquing her reluctant interest. Evie wants to stay single all the way—she can’t trust anything more than friends-with-holiday-benefits. But Luke is in it for the long haul. He’s fixed on making this a Christmas Evie will remember forever. If she gives him a chance.
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Cringy lines ruined it
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Cruel Winter with You
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All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
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Endless insecurities and translation fails
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-12-24
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Verity
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Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
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intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
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Tilly Farriday isn’t feeling very jolly this season. Recently divorced and broke, she’s squatting in one of her rental agency’s properties until her new home is ready. The sprinkles on top of the burnt Christmas cookie that is her life? The new owner shows up early, forcing Tilly to hide in the attic to save her job…and what remains of her dignity.
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I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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The Plight Before Christmas
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
- By FMC on 12-22-22
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How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas
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After a snowstorm grounds her flight, Lucy makes a last-ditch effort to get home for Christmas using a rideshare app. She thinks she’ll be taking a road trip with a stranger...but the guy who shows up is someone she knows all too well. He’s the hookup she ghosted a few months ago, and now she’ll be stuck in a car with him for the most awkward road trip of her life.
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Nearly pitch perfect holiday romcom novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-17-23
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Resting Scrooge Face
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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No-sex, “enemies to lovers,” Christmas short story
- By Kate McMurry on 12-24-22
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Nocticadia
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Good but a slight miss
- By Destinyreadsbooks on 01-17-24
By: Keri Lake
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- Eden
- 12-19-24
BAGGASFM
!!!!!! Ok I’ve been searching for this specific type of representation in spicy/smutty novels and this is the first time (for me) that I’ve found it!!! Ev and Penny are just the cutest, I love a dating coach scenario and how DUH, they’re gonna fall in love!!! I love Willa and Hayes story also being tied in. Thank you, Amy💘
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- Lisa
- 12-04-24
Empowering and Smutty
So uplifting and joyful mixed with attraction and mentally healthy! This book is a bong stand out in the series and in romance over all.
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- jlm179
- 12-01-24
My least favorite
I have loved all the other books but this one fell short. Too much time spent on the fact that the women are overweight. We get it as that’s what the series is about but honestly the authors insecurities were just showing through here. The love story was totally lost on it and too much of Declan and Kelsey.
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- Tiffianie Johnson
- 12-02-24
Great narrators
Just like all the others, this book is quirky, silly, fun. Big messages about self confidence and body positivity. Big girls are loved just as much as small girls. Don’t let societal standards tell you otherwise.
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- Jamie G. Rundberg
- 12-10-24
She had me before but now I’m hooked!!
This author had me before, but this one had me rolling and definitely falling in love with this couple. The author definitely puts the positivity to the fluffier ladies and showing body positivity is an amazing thing. But that Mummy quote though…..
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- Alex W.
- 12-12-24
Not my favorite
I love this series and the messages about body positivity, but this book was a bit much for me this time. We all have insecurities, some more than others, but I felt like that was the only plot point for Penelope. (Like she was missing character development outside of being insecure) I did like that this story was simultaneous with Hayes & Willa’s storyline so it felt like we got behind the scenes info. Overall, it’s a sweet story and another HEA ending but it was a bit cringy for me this go around. The next one sounds exciting though. The voice actors were great, per usual.
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- Terrie
- 12-01-24
Loved this story!
Loved the story!! It makes you want to be part of this family. The awesome message. I laughed and cried. Simply great!!
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- Georgina
- 12-03-24
All the feels! ❤️🔥
Love! I listened so fast to this one- sorry it ended. Penelope is smart, fun and just so real. Another Kingman deliciously falls. This one is less animal focused ( but BEST snake 🐍 name ever! ). Amy Award is a treasure and the narration is fantastic!
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- Stephanie McClure
- 12-16-24
Steamy Scenes, Kingsman Chaos and So Much Swiftie Charm
The Anaconda Downstairs by Amy Award is the fourth installment in the delightfully chaotic Cocky Kingsman series, and it does not disappoint. This time, we’re reunited with Penelope (Pen), Kelsey Best’s personal assistant, best friend, and now housemate in the Kingsman family’s hilariously close-knit neighborhood. Her neighbor? None other than Everett Kingsman, the second oldest brother—and surprise, he’s been pining for her.
When Kelsey invites Pen to be her plus-one to a major awards show, she nudges her to find a date. Enter Everett, the smoothest and most romantic Kingsman brother, who Pen enlists to teach her how to date. The result? A delicious mix of steamy chemistry, family shenanigans, and a surprising emotional punch that sets this book apart from the rest of the series.
One of my favorite things about this installment is how much Kingsman family time we get (especially the Kingsman Family Christmas). From laugh-out-loud family game nights to chaotic, heartfelt moments, this found family dynamic shines. Plus, it was so fun to see more of Kelsey and Declan again—I absolutely loved their scenes. And let’s not forget the sizzling tension between Pen and Everett. The flirtation is off the charts, and the sneaking-around trope adds both humor and heat to their relationship.
That said, their reason for keeping their relationship a secret felt a little shaky—like, come on, you’re adults! I get Pen’s hesitancy because it involves not only her best friend but also her boss, but the idea that Kelsey and Declan wouldn’t be supportive? Highly unlikely. Still, the sneaking-around phase was entertaining enough to forgive the slightly flimsy premise.
I also loved the subplot tackling online cancel culture. Watching Pen navigate the drama of a toxic influencer trying to take down body-positive creators, including herself and Kelsey, added unexpected depth. Seeing Pen’s found family rally around her when she needed them most was so satisfying, especially since she’s spent the entire series cleaning up chaos for everyone else. This storyline gave Pen even more dimension and showcased her incredible resilience and resourcefulness.
And can we talk about the Super Bowl scenes? As someone who adored The Wiener Across the Way (Kelsey and Declan’s story, which parallels Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s romance), seeing them all at the Super Bowl in this book was an absolute blast. Swifties, this one’s for you!
Amy Award describes this series as fluff and fun, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here, with just a sprinkle of emotional heft.
Rating Breakdown
🌶️ Spice: 3.5/5
💘 Romance: 10/5!!!!!
🤣 Humor: 4.5/5
📚 Overall: 4/5
If you’re in the mood for a sexy, funny, feel-good read with a touch of family chaos and body positivity, The Anaconda Downstairs will be right up your alley!
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- Sami
- 12-02-24
wonderful dtory
it was a good extension of the storyline not as funny or witty as previous books. i still enjoyed it regardless. can't wait.for the next
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