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The Anaconda Downstairs

The Cocky Kingmans, Book 4

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The Anaconda Downstairs

By: Amy Award
Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Juniper Young
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I can get any woman I want… and I do.
So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?
Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I'm the love guru.
And she wants lessons in falling in love.
Just not with me.

Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother's fiancée's best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I'm suddenly fumbling like a rookie.

I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it's a slow burn that's got me breaking all my own rules.

Somehow, I've got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.

Oh, and there's an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.

This sports romance features a super-supportive cinnamon roll football player who thought he knew it all when it came to love, a plus-size heroine who will school him while finally learning to love herself, and that Bridgertons-meets-American-Football family that'll have you wishing you were a Kingman… or a Kingman's Queen.

©2024 Amy Award (P)2024 Dreamscape Media
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!!!!!! Ok I’ve been searching for this specific type of representation in spicy/smutty novels and this is the first time (for me) that I’ve found it!!! Ev and Penny are just the cutest, I love a dating coach scenario and how DUH, they’re gonna fall in love!!! I love Willa and Hayes story also being tied in. Thank you, Amy💘

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Fun

This was really fun to listen to. The story was well-crafted and addictive. The characters made you fall in love with them. I've loved this whole series so far. Amy Award is the Queen of RomCom's.

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self love bbw

loved this whole series.very cute. the family bond and support for each other was well written. i love that the women were plus size. hope there's more to come.

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She had me before but now I’m hooked!!

This author had me before, but this one had me rolling and definitely falling in love with this couple. The author definitely puts the positivity to the fluffier ladies and showing body positivity is an amazing thing. But that Mummy quote though…..

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Crusade to body positivity

I love the message of this book. Loving yourself exactly as you are is absolutely essential. 5 STARS! I just feel like we beat it to death. I really wanted something different with these characters. I love that all the supporting characters rallied around them, but also felt that these two really deserved an epic love adventure with a little body positivity thrown in. The humor was lacking in this book as well because the animal element was lacking until the very end when the staring snake FINALLY gets a cool name. I liked it, but not as much as the first 3 in the series.

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Not my favorite

I love this series and the messages about body positivity, but this book was a bit much for me this time. We all have insecurities, some more than others, but I felt like that was the only plot point for Penelope. (Like she was missing character development outside of being insecure) I did like that this story was simultaneous with Hayes & Willa’s storyline so it felt like we got behind the scenes info. Overall, it’s a sweet story and another HEA ending but it was a bit cringy for me this go around. The next one sounds exciting though. The voice actors were great, per usual.

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Loved this story!

Loved the story!! It makes you want to be part of this family. The awesome message. I laughed and cried. Simply great!!

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Love this series

These are such fun books! I will say the others had me laughing out loud a bit more, but I still liked Everett and Penelope’s story. They’re such positive books, love the happy endings. Excited for the next one!

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Yes Ev!

The secrecy was getting frustrating for a moment, but I knew we would get our HEA. I'M TELLING THE WORLD WHEN I GET CUFFED! Cannot wait for the next installment. #SnakesAreCool #Twinning

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Penny for your thoughts

I absolutely love this. Especially on the reinforced message about body positivity. I am a plus-size girly, and I can relate to dating while being “socially fat” and it sucks.

I love that Everett grew up looking at the person for who they are, not what they look like, and something that her mom preached.

Let’s talk about how Zaddy Kingman ( or Papa Kingman) or Daddy Kingman knows what’s up when it comes to his kids.

A Kingman plays the best when they are in love.

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