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The Bad Boys of Assjacket

Magic and Mayhem Universe: Magic and Mayhem, Book 9

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The Bad Boys of Assjacket

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
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A dare is a dare.

No self-respecting, slightly chubby, good-lookin’, crime lovin’ cat would ever pass up a dare.

So I didn’t.

Now, me and my boys are in hot water trying to figure out how to live on the right side of the law for a whole freakin’ week!

This is complicated by a couple of hairy issues:

  • The half-headed bear in town had his privates pilfered. We have vowed to return his giggleberries. Legal means are not working.
  • Sassy’s Canadian tutors show up - the furry, cat-burgling dames who we’ve been in love with our entire nine lives. In order to woo the gorgeous broads, we need to be at our criminal best.
  • We need the help of a foul-mouthed troll who throws tantrums like a three-year-old serial killer and wants to bump off everyone.

Throw in a cryptic message from the Goddess, humans invading our town and evil, sticky-fingered groundhogs, and we have a hot mess on our paws.

I hope we have a few of our kitty lives left because the Bad Boys of Assjacket are going to save the day or get 86'd trying.

©2020 Robyn Peterman (P)2020 Robyn Peterman
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Hilarious Story • Outrageously Funny • Pleasant Voice • Crazy Adventure • Brilliant Mind • Favorite Felines
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I love all the Magic and Mayhem books but this one is my favorite so far.

MY FAVORITE YET!

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I've loved these cats since they showed up in the first book of the Magic and Mayhem series and am so happy they finally got their own book. I laughed so hard at their antics and adventures during this book. Be ready to laugh out loud! Once again, Stephanie Riggio does a fantastic job bringing this story to life.

Hilarious!

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Stephanie Riggio brings life to this outrageously funny story featuring three of my favorite felines. If you are in the mood to escape from the crazy reality that is life then check this one out.

What a trip you take when you pick up one of Robyn Peterman's books. These crazy cats had me laughing out loud and it brings a smile to my face every time I think of the story. What a crazy adventure full of fun and silliness.

So much Fun to be had

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I just love the town of assjacket. I love all of the characters. I don't know how Stephanie Riggio does the narration without cracking up. she does an amazing job. Robyn your mind is brilliant. The world you have created is so awesome I want to have a part in it. lol. Well done!

Over the top hilarious

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The narrator Stephanie Riggio did an amazing job bringing these characters to life! The way they talk and their attitudes were spot on. The story itself is hilarious. I LOVE the surprises because they add to the hilarity that ensues.

Love it!! Worth the money.

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Love this story and the narrator is wonderful in bringing the characters to life.
Recommend this to anyone who is open minded and want to take a chance on something new.

Love it

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I enjoy this series and the boys did need their own story to help the witches and the town with trouble.
If you are not one for the excessive use of cuss words and cringe at some potty humor this might not be for you but seeing this is not Robyn's first book you know what to expect.
Can bad cats be good for 1 week, don't think so but they will try their best and maybe meet up with the bad kitties and make a new friend.

Bad Boys

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I absolutely love this story! This was the perfect book to keep boredom at bay while I'm down and out. It is ridiculously funny, heart warming, and entertaining. Lol, let me tell you, not snorting at Sassy and the Boys antics is impossible! This is just the antidote for a boring day! Thank you for sharing your crazy crew with us!

Absolutely Hilarious!

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And we are off again to Assjacket, with the bad cats. We get to see most of our favorite characters, such as Zelda, Mac, Sassy. Humans are coming to Assjacket, now the cats have to save the day, with their lady cat friends.

Bad Boys

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I’m happy to see her fluff balls get a story of their own. Though for all the naughtiness they get into I’m sad that it was shorter than all of the other books in this story. Maybe a flashback to them becoming a trio or how they became anti-hero’s would be interesting. Maybe even a poker game from their underground world.
Narrator: love her! I love that they didn’t use anyone else and let her use all of her talents for each voice throughout the entire series. I will be following her to find other authors that I might like.
Overall: this was a great side quest of sorts in the world to keep us enthralled and excited for more. I love how she picks up new outcasts in almost every book. My pack would be the same. Rejects and outcasts. I also have a bleeding heart and a rough exterior.

I’d gladly pay full price for any of her stories

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