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  • The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

  • By: Robert Sears
  • Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
  • Length: 32 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (198 ratings)

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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By: Robert Sears
Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
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Publisher's summary

What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books
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Brilliant!

There are some really good laughs in here. Glad I got the audible version because it adds so much to have it read in his voice. If you are looking for a quick listen on your way to work, this will brighten your day. #poetry #funny #tagsgiving #sweepstakes

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l laughed so hard, I cried.

my belly actually ached when this little book was finished. i would recommend this to anyone who likes to laugh, has a sense of humor, enjoys and appreciates poetry. This book done well.

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Exactly what I imagined and more!

This was hilarious! The performance was spot on and I loved every second of it.

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Great break

This was a perfect, satirical listen for a much needed respite from the real world. It made me laugh many times. Some parts made me cringe, but they reflected the truth of this guy’s thinking.

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Five minutes of amusement packed into a half hour

On a whim, I bought this title. It was uproariously funny for about 5 minutes.
After that - not so much. The impressionist did a great job -- he sounded just like Trump.
However, it would have been better if the veddy British narrator broke in after every half dozen 'poems' or so, rather than
say everything upfront -- to give relief from the drone of Trump's voice and to lend some gravitas.
You know, sort of play straight-man Abbott to Trump's Costello.
Anyway, it's okay for a chuckle ... especially if you are already in a silly mood or happen to be drinking heavily.

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Seriously funny no matter what side your on

Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it.
This is pretty funny.

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Lame as hell, but Thumbs Up!

The peoms were garbage, the narrator mediocre, but any product- any product at all, that belittles the dip-shit moron in the oval office automatically gets a five star review from me.

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trump is scum

Satire fully revealing the truth of this evil human. A solid collection of some of his most ignorant takes on society.

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Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

This book made me laugh so hard I almost choked and died eating a sandwich while listening to it. I definitely recommend listening if you’re looking for a good laugh.

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It is the best poetry in the world and universe..

I found it extremely entertaining, thought provoking and creative. He has the best words bigly.

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