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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By: Robert Sears
Narrated by: Jon Culshaw
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What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books
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Extremely Funny • Clever Compilation • Convincing Impression • Hilarious Content • Entertaining Narration
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There are some really good laughs in here. Glad I got the audible version because it adds so much to have it read in his voice. If you are looking for a quick listen on your way to work, this will brighten your day. #poetry #funny #tagsgiving #sweepstakes

Brilliant!

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my belly actually ached when this little book was finished. i would recommend this to anyone who likes to laugh, has a sense of humor, enjoys and appreciates poetry. This book done well.

l laughed so hard, I cried.

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This was hilarious! The performance was spot on and I loved every second of it.

Exactly what I imagined and more!

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This was a perfect, satirical listen for a much needed respite from the real world. It made me laugh many times. Some parts made me cringe, but they reflected the truth of this guy’s thinking.

Great break

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On a whim, I bought this title. It was uproariously funny for about 5 minutes.
After that - not so much. The impressionist did a great job -- he sounded just like Trump.
However, it would have been better if the veddy British narrator broke in after every half dozen 'poems' or so, rather than
say everything upfront -- to give relief from the drone of Trump's voice and to lend some gravitas.
You know, sort of play straight-man Abbott to Trump's Costello.
Anyway, it's okay for a chuckle ... especially if you are already in a silly mood or happen to be drinking heavily.

Five minutes of amusement packed into a half hour

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Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it.
This is pretty funny.

Seriously funny no matter what side your on

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The peoms were garbage, the narrator mediocre, but any product- any product at all, that belittles the dip-shit moron in the oval office automatically gets a five star review from me.

Lame as hell, but Thumbs Up!

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Humorous, but in a sad way. Wish there were more poems and that the poems were longer, but then again, his attention span is quite small, just like his hands. LOVE the book cover image.

Need Book Two

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This is pretty funny. And in some areas so true it isn’t funny. Interesting read.

Hilarious

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I think it was free, so worth the price. Voice was somewhat convincing but happy it wasn't a waste of paper.

Good brief laugh

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