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Ryan Hill
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Working for the man upstairs stinks, but working with Samantha, an angel in training? Offensive!
Only one thing is so powerful, so dangerous that Heaven and Hell must work together to find it: The Shard of Gabriel.
With a mysterious black cloud of death hot on the shard's trail, a desperate Heaven enlists the help of Bartholomew, a demon who knows more about the shard than almost anyone. Six years ago, he had it in his hands. If only he'd used it before his coup to overthrow the Devil failed. Now, he's been sprung from his eternal punishment to help samantha recover the shard before the black cloud of death finds it.
If Bart wants to succeed, he'll have to fight the temptation to betray Samantha and the allure of the shard. After an existence full of evil, the only way Bart can get right with Hell is to be good.
Winner, 2015 Next Generation Indie Awards - Humor/Comedy
Finalist, 2014 USA Best Book Awards - Humor
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Dashiell Thane wasn’t a nice guy. He was an abrasive, demanding, conniving, intolerable brat. Yet somehow, we’d been best friends our whole lives - until our senior year when I finally decided to dip my toes into the dating pool. All it took was one kiss for jealousy, lies, and betrayal to sweep in and propel us heart first into dizzying, hostile depths. You’re not supposed to kiss your best friend. You’re definitely not supposed to kiss your best friend while you’re dating someone else.
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Needed something more...
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Nero
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Nero is the king of Legacy Prep, living a life of power. Elle is the school's punching bag, living a life of fear.
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two words...Amazing and hott!
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The Accidental Werewolf
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When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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Too much sex
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Leah Vasquez and Victoria Lockwood should not fall in love. They're smart enough to know a star-crossed lovers situation never works. Leah's a loner from the poor side of town, working two jobs, and aching to leave their sleepy hometown in her rear view forever. Victoria lives in a mansion with her overbearing parents, surrounded by friends and known to none of them, living what others consider a charmed life. When Leah rescues Victoria from a freak rainstorm, they discover an unexpected understanding, and an undeniable spark.
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Excuse Me While I Weep…
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Sandman Slim
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When he was 19, James Stark was considered to be one of the greatest natural magicians, a reputation that got him demon-snatched and sent downtown - to Hell - where he survived as a gladiator, a sideshow freak entertaining Satan's fallen angels. That was 11 years ago. Now, the hitman who goes only by Stark has escaped and is back in L.A. Armed with a fortune-telling coin, a black bone knife, and an infernal key, Stark is determined to destroy the magic circle.
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jack bauer + spawn = sandman slim
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When 16-year-old Tariq Johnson dies from two gunshot wounds, his community is thrown into an uproar. Tariq was black. The shooter, Jack Franklin, is white. In the aftermath of Tariq's death, everyone has something to say, but no two accounts of the events line up. Day by day, new twists further obscure the truth. Tariq's friends, family, and community struggle to make sense of the tragedy, and to cope with the hole left behind when a life is cut short.
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gives perspective on race.
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
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Tristan Mulligan knows how to get under my skin. He says this is his town and that I don’t belong. He says I’ll get eaten alive here. He’s arrogant and condescending and insanely sexy. He’s also a criminal. I knew better than to start something with him. I did it anyway. Tristan might shatter my heart. He might destroy my future. And there's something dangerously explosive about the way we are together. You can warn me about him all you want.
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very good
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Empire High Bundle, Books 1-3
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This audiobook box set collects the first three books in the new-adult romance series Empire High: Empire High Untouchables, Empire High Elite, and Empire High Betrayal. At a high-school where the wealthy, beautiful kids are on top, a new student comes in and shakes everything up.
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Like it but the main character drives me nuts!
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Three-Fifths
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Pittsburgh, 1995. The son of a black father he’s never known and a white mother he sometimes wishes he didn’t, 22-year-old Bobby Saraceno is passing for white. Raised by his bigoted maternal grandfather, Bobby has hidden his truth from everyone, even his best friend and fellow comic-book geek, Aaron, who has just returned home from prison a hardened racist.
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Good BUT not as good as it sounded
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Where I End and You Begin
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Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
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Just soooooo good!
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- Kayla Frederick
- 04-15-20
Instant Classic!
Bartholomew is a demon from the seventh circle of Hell. When he’s brought back to Earth in a human body, he’s not sure why. When he’s contacted by Samantha, an angel-in-training, he’s tasked with a mission to find Gabriel’s shard before anyone else. The resulting adventure takes Bartholomew and Sam to high school where they must play as undercover teenagers. Turns out high school is hell after all.
This book…there are so many awesome things to say that I’m not sure where to begin.
Bartholomew (don’t call him Bart!) was definitely a character. He had such a big personality, it could hardly be contained. He was snarky, a jerk at points, but he was loyal and confident. More than once I laughed out loud at the things he did or said or thought. He is definitely one of my favorite fictional characters I’ve come across in any book this year.
His counterpart, Samantha, was just as interesting. As an angel in training, the banter between her and Bartholomew was just priceless.
I would love to see more of these two. Even though this audiobook is over ten hours long, I finished the book wanting more. This is one of the best paranormal books I’ve read in a while and the author is definitely a new favorite.
The narrator made Bartholomew’s snarky attitude pop even more, and I loved it.
This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.
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- PattyH
- 12-22-19
The Book of Bart
An angel and demon working together. That can only lead to lots of laughs. A unique story filled with devilish adventures.
I enjoyed the narration and the voices, but there were repeated sentences and that's very frustrating for a listener.
I received a free copy of this audible free at my request. All comments in this review are solely mine.
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- Brian M
- 01-21-20
Very Entertaining Demonic Comedy
Bart is a demon whose been suffering punishment for a failed coup of hell. Part of why he failed is he had the Shard of Gabriel and didn't use it. Now Heaven is enlisting his help to find it and someone so used to being evil needs to be good. But this is a comedy, so that's all kinda flipped on its head a little bit. The characters have more going on, the setting and events are at times laugh out loud funny and everything stays entertaining throughout as we watch our protagonist walk a fine line he was created to completely ignore. Narration was done well as well.
I received the review code for this audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this honest review.
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- alsimvilla
- 01-02-20
Good Story
This was a good book. Funny, interesting, good character development, and narration. A must for those that like supernatural comedy/mystery. I look forward to book 2 and to see how much these characters grow. I am officially a Bart Fan lol
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- Deedra
- 06-13-20
The Book of Bart
This was a really good book!Bart was a fun character.A demon sent back from the 7th level of hell to aid a angel in training to retrieve a shard.All he wants to do is screw virgins.lol It's fun.Give it a try! Ryan Daniel Pater was a good narrator. was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.'
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- Alfred R.
- 08-26-20
Okay, where do I start
It was well written, the grungy voice was annoying wish there were more voice actors I have never enjoyed one person making multiple voices all sounding the same.
what's the audience though? it's really sexualized, there's nothing wrong with that, but mature themes on a high school? majority of everyone being 16 years old? it's odd reading/listening to such sexualized content among 16 year old children, but maybe this is a norm but it makes me cringe
story was pretty well written some slow points a few things didn't make sense, but this book did not offer anything new nor take any risk.
3/5 still better than a lot of things by the way NEVER touch bart's suits if you know what's good for you ;)
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- Laura
- 02-26-20
Fun Twist with Some Predicatable Moments
I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.
I am really more at 3.5 stars for this book. The premise of this book is not new - a demon works with an angel and their love/hate relationship. There is some wit to this book - some of it, to me, was bit off-putting [jokes about rape?]. Additionally, this takes place in a high school - although neither the angel nor the demon behave as teenagers - much more adult. Overall, this was a bit of fun twist with some very predictable moments.
The narrator, Ryan Pater, did a good job. However, there are repeated phrases and sentences littered throughout the book which were not caught during QC.
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- LOKI
- 01-01-20
Sinfully delectable
The only bad thing I have to say is that Bartholomew is a little bit to predictable, over all fun read and I will be looking into the other books!
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- Lee Robinson
- 12-27-19
An amusing stroll through familiar territory
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
It's on the tip of my tongue. I can't remember the name of the story, but it involves a rogue demon teaming up with an angel against his will in an attempt to recover a divine artifact that could cause chaos in both heaven and hell if it were to fall into the wrong hands. Along the way they attempt to blend in with mortals, clash with other celestial beings and unwittingly draw a handful of mortals into their quest. Also there's a ton of witty banter between the two leads who begin the story hating eachother but over time grow to at least tolerate if not respect one another.
If you were thinking Dogma, Good Omens, Small Gods or Gods Behaving Badly while reading that previous paragraph you should add The Book of Bart to that list. It's a worthy addition too as the writing is generally pretty snappy and it doesn't wear out its welcome. One odd thing to note is the style of prose used here makes the book seem like it was originally written as a screenplay as the descriptives used outside of Bart's seething internal monologue read as if they were meant to be intepreted as stage directions. This is a bit odd, but doesn't really take away from the experience, especially due to Ryan Pater's narration absolutely nailing 'angry resentful demon' and so much of the humor arising from the banter between the main cast.
The one thing that did irritate me were the presence of 'jokes' where the entirety of the joke is bringing up the concepts of rape or other similar shock topics. These are coming from a teenager in-narrative and while teenagers do talk like that (and I'd make a case it would even be appropriate if you were attempting to make the character offputting or crass) in this case it just seems like an attempt to be edgy, which comes off as grating. Thankfully this only happens a couple times but it's still a bit jarring.
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- Blackeagle
- 12-25-19
An angel and a demon
The Book of Bart is hilarious and entertaining. Mix in one angel and one demon and a caper for good what is the worse that could happen? I was on the edge of my seat laughing out loud I could not stop listening I had to hear what else they were going to get into. Ryan Daniel Later narrator was excellent he really made the book come alive. I loved the characters and the plot. The storyline was beyond funny and well written.
I received this review copy audiobook at my request and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review of my own volition.
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