The Elysean Academy of Darkness and Secrets
The Holy Bloodlines, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Hollie Jackson
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Troy Duran
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By:
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D.N. Hoxa
About this listen
Welcome to the Elysean Academy of Divine Light and Beauty, where darkness lurks in every corner, and secrets just might cost you your life…
I never wanted to have anything to do with Elyseans, descendants of the Olympian gods. When I'm forced to participate in their deadly trials, I also learn that not everything is as it looks, and my past might just be very different from what I remember. So when I complete their trials, and they offer me an invitation to the Academy, I do the unthinkable and say yes.
The plan is simple—find the man who did something outrageous to me when I was five years old, get out of the city of gods, and never look back. If only it were that simple...
The Academy is full of wonders I hate to admit that I love. I make new friends and new enemies who haunt me in the real world and the dream realm. Most importantly, Shade is right here, just as dark and as full of secrets, disappearing for days at a time before he comes back covered in blood and grime. Despite how things ended between us last time, I can't keep him away when he's always there. Always asking me to let him help me. Always ready to pick me up when I fall.
Eventually, I have no choice but to accept.
With each new month at the Academy, I learn more about everything the Elyseans keep from the outside world. I always believed that they built their walls so high to show that they're better than us, but the truth appears to be much different.
Worse yet, the reason why all of us, every student at the Academy, mortal and Elysean, are being trained to fight every day might just explain everything I've been missing—and it's the secret that's going to change my life forever.
Intended for mature listeners.
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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A great new twist on the “alien conspiracy” genre
- By Amazon Customer on 12-08-24
By: Eric Buchman, and others
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- Haeley
- 08-14-24
Holy roller coaster of emotions!
When you don’t think their story could get any more complicated, it can…in the best way possible! Loved this second installment of Sera and Shade’s story. Can’t wait for book 3!
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- A.C.
- 06-23-24
HOOKED
Wonderful story, and couldn't stop listening.
I was sucked in from the start!
At first I was like "Hunger Games"! Then the story started to come alive.
Troy Duran did not narrate any part in the second book. :(
I wish he had more of a role.
While it's an awesome story, and Hollie Jackson does a wonderful job. It's one toned, and could have been brought to life with a secondary voice.
Can't wait for the rest of the story!
Definitely going to relisten to them as the new audiobooks come out.
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- Faith H.
- 12-20-24
Love this series so far!
Story: love it
Romance: You know that slow burn in book 1? It gets very detailed and explicit a couple times in book 2, so mature audiences only
Actors: would love to hear more of the guy too but the lady is awesome
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