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Charlie Sanderson
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Jaclyn Moriarty
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Bronte Mettlestone is 10 years old when her parents are killed by pirates. This does not bother her particularly: Her parents ran away to have adventures when she was a baby. She has been raised by her aunt Isabelle, with assistance from the butler, and has spent a pleasant childhood of afternoon teas and riding lessons. Now, however, her parents have left detailed instructions for Bronte in their will. (Instructions that, annoyingly, have been reinforced with faery cross-stitch, which means that if she doesn't complete them, terrible things could happen!)
She travels the kingdoms, perfectly alone, delivering gifts to 10 other aunts: a farmer aunt who owns an orange orchard, a veterinarian aunt who specializes in dragon care, a pair of aunts who captain a cruise ship, and a former rock-star aunt who is now the reigning monarch of a small kingdom. But as she travels from aunt to aunt, Bronte suspects there might be more to this journey than the simple delivery of treasure.
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When L. Frank Baum introduced Dorothy and friends to the American public in 1900, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz became an instant, best-selling hit. Today the whimsical tale remains a cultural phenomenon that continues to spawn wildly popular books, movies, and musicals. Now, editors John Joseph Adams and Douglas Cohen have brought together leading fantasy writers such as Orson Scott Card and Jane Yolen to create the ultimate anthology for Oz fans.
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The Many Faces of Dorothy or Dot
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Best Book Ever!!!
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Excellent story!
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Indian history takes a back seat to 3 young women
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Not YA, this is a children's story
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A great reading of the wrong book
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Hidden in the Beast's library is a very mysterious book. Belle is about to discover it and visit a glittering new world. But is everything in that world what it seems? And will Belle be able to find her way home? Or will the story take hold of her - and never let her go?
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Naive Belle
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It's wintertime at Greenglass House. The creaky smuggler's inn is always quiet during this season, and 12-year-old Milo, the innkeepers' adopted son, plans to spend his holidays relaxing. But on the first icy night of vacation, out of nowhere, the guest bell rings. Then rings again. And again. Soon Milo's home is bursting with odd, secretive guests, each one bearing a strange story that is somehow connected to the rambling old house.
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Fairy-tale romances end with a wedding and the fairy tales don't get complicated. In this book, celebrated writer Mr. Fox can't stop himself from killing off the heroines of his novels, and neither can his wife, Daphne. It's not until Mary, his muse, comes to life and transforms him from author into subject that his story begins to unfold differently....
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A Great Novel, just Poor for Audio
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- devotitan
- 07-06-22
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Love this book bronta is the same as me i love her magic and her best friend is funny to and im 12 just like her
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- Jennifer S. Bolger
- 12-09-23
Bronze’s storytelling ability
It’s a fun story of adventure. I especially loved the reader and the animation she put into her voice when telling us of Bronte’s adventures.
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- Nannymom
- 06-14-24
A Tapestry of a Tale
This was a beautifully woven story that scratched that story itch.
Would recommend to people who like to read a good book twice. =)
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- Heather
- 06-24-22
Fun!
I listened to this with my kids (ages 10 & 12). All of us enjoyed it and are eager to hear more from this author.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-03-19
The best audiobook I’ve ever heard.
The reading was absolutely fantastic, ant the story was funny and heartfelt. I was spellbound the entire way through!
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- Ashley N.
- 04-25-24
Delightful
Beloved characters and a fun adventure. What more could you want? Been needing a delightful read such as this for a long time. This author is a true story teller.
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- Krista Jasper
- 09-23-19
But what an adventure ...
The title of this tale actually captures the essence of the story. Jaclyn Moriarty creates a fantasy world worthy of Bronte Mettle-stone’s bequeathed adventures. Yes, I said bequeathed. Add in a menagerie of creatures, some familiar some new, and mix in an excursion with baffling instructions and an Extremely Inconvenient Adventure ensues.
Join Bronte as she she travels across the country to meet her aunts and bringing gifts from her deceased parents, whom Bronte does not even remember. However, her Aunts share many stories about both her parents with Bronte, many leading to more questions! There are many twists and turns along the way which make for even better adventure.
Charlie Sanderson does a great job narrating the story and bringing the characters to life. This is quite the task considering there is an enormous cast of characters. For the most part , it is easy to discern who is speaking. Ms. Draws on a plethora of accent and tone. Well done!
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- Erin Borrett
- 09-14-23
Meh.
My kids really enjoyed the story and to be fair I did find the different aunts amusing. BUT good Lord the narrators voice was PAINFUL! She was either whispering or screeching at the top of her lungs. I mean it was truly truly terrible!
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- k8noonie
- 03-04-19
huh?
I felt like this book needed a chapter or two of exposition and world building. I was left pretty lost and confused by the stream of consciousness style narrative. The voice over was terrific, but the story didn't hold up for me.
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