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Cassel
When I gave up life as a hitman, I thought everything was going to be better. I was going to become a PI, help people, and live normally…and then I met Jeremy, the most perfect man to have ever saved my life (I mean, he might be the only one who has saved my life, but he’s still the best at it). From that point on, it was all over for me - I knew we were meant to be. The issue is that he doesn’t…quite seem to realize that. But when he’s targeted by criminals (literally, someone just shot at his head), he needs to rely on someone, so why not me? He might not know about my past as a hitman or that I don’t need to be protected, but I’m prepared to do everything I can to save the day.
Jeremy
When my past comes back with a vengeance, I’ve never felt so alone and out of my element. That is, until Cassel offers me information that I desperately need, forcing me to drag him straight into danger. The issue is that he’s too sweet and innocent for this world, and I’m not sure that I’m strong enough to protect him, but I can’t bring myself to push him away. As truths come to light, I realize that maybe Cassel isn’t quite who I thought he was, and maybe we’re not so different after all.
While you can listen to The Former Assassin’s Guide on its own, you’ll get maximum enjoyment by listening to The Hitman’s Guide series first. This book contains speedy car chases and not-so-speedy ATV rides, a wager Cassel is determined to win even if it kills him, and way-too-tight sparkly spandex suits.
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Alex McKenna is the new Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago office of the Bureau of Preternatural Investigations - the division tasked with investigating crimes involving shades. Or vampires, as they're more widely known. Children have been going missing, and agents are routinely being slaughtered. It's up to McKenna, and some unlikely allies, to get to the bottom of the problem, and find the kids before it's too late.
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Fun, with enough novelty to be interesting
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By: Melissa F. Olson
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Lie with Me
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- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
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Framed for a double murder, Delta Force operative Cameron Moore is given a new lease on life by the CIA - provided he pays them back by doing their black ops dirty work. But now Cam is ready to renegotiate the deal, and he thinks he's found the perfect bargaining chip: Skylar Slavin, bestselling author of espionage thrillers and the daughter of the CIA man who saved CAM from a prison sentence.
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This story has been told already
- By Gretchen on 08-23-13
By: Stephanie Tyler
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How to Shield an Assassin
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- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Antonio Amato
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Ari had a game plan for life: shoot people. Get money. Hang out with fellow criminal friends. He saw absolutely no reason to change that plan until one dark night in Memphis, when a little girl reached out to him with pocket change and a desperate plea for him to help her. Adopting an abused little girl off the streets was, needless to say, not part of the plan. Ari had no idea what he was doing with an eight year old. He especially didn’t know how to juggle taking contracts and raising a little girl.
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The Professional + Three Men & A Lady, but dull
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By: AJ Sherwood
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Beneath This Mask
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He loves me, and he doesn't even know my real name. The limelight that follows him could expose everything I'm hiding. But even knowing the risks, I can't force myself to stay away. I'm going to break his heart, but mine will shatter right along with it. Will we lose it all when I reveal what's beneath this mask?
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SWEET ROMANCE BUT THERE'S A SECRET PAST TO REVEAL
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Alex Gentry doesn't scare easily. Working as an undercover FBI agent in the biker bar he and his brothers co-own, he hangs with deadly criminals in order to gather information. Danger is just part of the family business. But one thing has him terrified: his attraction to Madison Parker. Madison is the cousin of Ramon Alonzo, son and second in command to a notorious drug lord Alex is trying to bust. Alex has befriended Ramon as part of his cover, and Madison has unknowingly become his informant. Falling for her could risk this case - and both their lives.
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Sadly This Wasn't For Me... 😥
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By: Sandra Owens
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
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Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
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By: Diana Rowland
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Merit Badge Murder
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- By: Leslie Langtry
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
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When CIA agent Merry Wrath is "accidently" outted, she's forced her into early retirement, changes her appearance, and moves where no one will ever find her - Iowa. Instead of black bag drops in Bangkok, she now spends her time leading a young Girl Scout troop. But Merry's new simple life turns not-so-simple when an enemy agent shows up dead at scout camp. Suddenly Merry is forced to deal with her former life in order to preserve her future one.
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Enjoyable ex-spy cozy, Sounded familiar
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By: Leslie Langtry
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The Unleashing
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- By: Shelly Laurenston
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Kera Watson never expected to face death behind a Los Angeles coffee shop. Not after surviving two tours lugging an M16 around the Middle East. If it wasn't for her hot Viking customer showing up too late to help, nobody would even have seen her die. In uncountable years of service to the Allfather Odin, Ludvig "Vig" Rundstrom has never seen anyone kick ass with quite as much style as Kera.
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Too Violent for this Reader
- By Aryn on 04-11-15
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The Gathering
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Strange things are happening in Maya's tiny Vancouver Island town. First, her friend Serena, the captain of the swim team, drowns mysteriously in the middle of a calm lake. Then, one year later, mountain lions are spotted rather frequently around Maya's home and her reactions to them are somewhat . . . unexpected. Her best friend, Daniel, has also been experiencing unexplainable premonitions about certain people and situations.
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Not a full story.
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By: Kelley Armstrong
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Catch a Ghost
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Everyone knows that Prophet - former Navy SEAL, former CIA spook, full-time pain in the ass - works alone. But his boss at Extreme Escapes, Ltd. has just assigned Proph a new partner and a case haunted by ghosts from Proph's past. Suddenly he has to confront both head-on. Tom Boudreaux - failed FBI agent, failed sheriff, full-time believer in bad luck - is wondering why the head of a private contracting firm has hunted him down to offer him a job.
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The jury is still out on this one
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By: SE Jakes
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Run to Ground
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Grieving the death of his partner, Theo Bosco has no room in his life for distractions. Though his instincts scream that he should avoid Juliet "Jules" Jackson, he can't seem to stay away. When Jules rescued her siblings, whisking them away to the safety of the beautifully rugged Colorado Rockies, she never expected to catch the eye - or the heart - of a cop. Yet as Jules struggles to fight her growing attraction to the brooding K9 officer, another threat lurks much closer to home. And this time, there's no escape.
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Narrator driving me nuts
- By Tauna on 07-11-17
By: Katie Ruggle
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The Bodyguard
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When I walked away from Makayla ten years ago, I swore I’d never look back. So did she, after the haunting lie I told her...But it was the only way to keep her safe and as far away from me as possible. She’s better off without me. I don’t care if I’m broken without her. But years later, when I’m hired by her agent to act as her bodyguard, I can’t keep myself away, especially when I learn how much danger she's in. Now she’s mine for a week, and I’m not going to let anything happen to her. Even if she seems intent on making my life a living hell.
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LOVED every bit of it!
- By 🎧AudibleAddicted🎧 on 10-29-18
By: Penelope Bloom
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Rebel
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Sometimes you don't mean to become another person. Sometimes the choice is made for you, and pretending is the only thing that keeps you going. When Alexis Romera is taken and her kidnappers find her fake ID in her purse, she must become Sophia in order to keep her family safe. Revealing her real identity to the man she's sold to would be easy enough, but can she trust him? Hell-bent on avenging the murder of his uncle, Rebel doesn't seem all that interested in playing things safe.
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Story was ok but the actors were TERRIBLE
- By Jilliane Polillio on 11-03-15
By: Callie Hart
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My Blood Approves
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- By: Amanda Hocking
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Seventeen-year-old Alice Bonham's life feels out of control after she meets Jack. With his fondness for pink Chuck Taylors and New Wave hits aside, Jack's unlike anyone she's ever met. Then she meets his brother, Peter. His eyes pierce through her, and she can barely breathe when he's around. Even though he can't stand the sight of her, she's drawn to him. But falling for two very different guys isn't even the worst of her problems. Jack and Peter are vampires, and Alice finds herself caught between love and her own blood....
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GOOD BOOK
- By Stephanie on 05-08-12
By: Amanda Hocking
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Seneca is the complete package. He's smart, sexy, and confident, much to Chevy's annoyance. They've worked with each other for two years, and even though Chevy might secretly find his partner charming and attractive, playful harassment is all they have. Chevy was born with a unique gift that allows him to go into the memories of others. As detective, he uses this ability to find peace for victims who have been hurt or attacked. But neither Chevy nor Seneca are prepared when they are asked to go into the mind of a serial killer in hopes of finding survivors.
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Joel Leslie
- By groa on 01-12-20
By: Alice Winters
What listeners say about The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend
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- N. Williams
- 08-28-23
Loved it!
This was such a great story that I didn’t mind the mild spice. I look forward to more from the author.
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- Lisa L Teetz
- 12-27-21
Fabulous!
Michael Farriaoulo was just perfection!
Oh I just adored this book! It was everything I was hoping for and more. Cassel finally gets his turn to shine and get his man and I was so happy for him. We met Cassel in the Hitman series, and while this could stand alone, I highly recommend reading that series first to truly fall in love with all these characters. Everyone is back and in epic Alice Winter's style. We have the mystery, the action, the hilarity, and the romance. Everything was done so well. Cassel, who always seemed to take a back seat to Leland previously, finally gets his turn to show us, and Jeremy, what he can do and it was glorious. Great story, intense action, humor that made me snort out loud, and a sweet HEA for Cassel and Jeremy! I couldn't have asked for anything more. This truly was Cassel and Jeremy's story with the perfect amount of Leland, Jackson, and Henry along for the ride! I hope there is more planned in the future for this found family!
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- JW
- 04-09-22
I love this!
I'm so happy that Cassell got his own book and his HEA! The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend is so freaking good! It's intense but it's so fun at the same time. It's so dang funny. I 'bout died laughing. Cassel is a badass! I want to climb in this story and live with the characters. I love Henry, he makes my heart squish. He just adopts all these crazies. Lol
I bought the audio books after I read this series and I'm going through and listening to them. Michael Ferraiuolo does so well, I love his narration and his voice is so sexy! I really hope we get to hear more about Chaos in the future too!
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- angela p.
- 12-09-21
Lol
I love this series. Being snarky myself, I can appreciate the wonderful characters and the narrative genius that makes it fun to listen too.
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- Texan2
- 12-02-21
Brilliant
Absolutely brilliant, the story and the narrator. Never can get enough of this collaboration
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- thomas w pepper
- 01-05-23
Great
Great story I want more love the the way it includes other characters from her other books.
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- Ronan
- 01-07-22
Fun, cute, and Happy Ending.
It was an overall great story! I loved the relationship that blossomed into Love! Between the Action and the Happy Ending….I’m left satisfied with this Title! I’d definitely recommend.
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- Julie Whitehead
- 12-06-21
Love to be back in this crazy world, but . . .
The only reason I didn’t give more stars is I feel like the romance aspect between Jeremy and Cassel could’ve been developed a bit better. They seemed to be partners solving a situation to BAM relationship. There really was no sexual tension or slow burn. Almost afterthought, I felt. Leland and Jackson, hysterical as always, this couple, notsomuch. If you like mystery-solving and other hi-jinx, you’ll enjoy this. If you’re tuning in for the romance, I fear you may be disappointed. Having said that, you cannot have listened/read the others in this series without listening to this one also. I’d even listen to Micah’s story, should there ever be one. Or better, The Assassin’s Guide to Raising Kids!
The narrator’s awesome performance, as always, should be praised. I love the distinctive voices of each character. He’s almost a insta-download for me.
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- Aethena Drake
- 07-11-22
Great story. Great narration.
Cassel gets his own book! And Michael Ferraiuolo is still narrating!
I like Cassel's story as much as I enjoy Leland's. Cassel isn't quite as goofy, but he has plenty of his own quirks to entertain the reader. Now the big question is whether he can brain wash his love interest as easily as Leland did...
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- songbird
- 02-15-22
Loved it!
The series is phenomenal! Castle is such a great well rounded character. He seems so innocent but watch out if he’s pointing a gun your way. Jeremy is a cop who ends up involved in Castle, Leland and Jackson’s lives. And of course the annoying Leland is still so funny with all his shenanigans! I can’t wait to see what else this group of misfits gets up to.
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