
The Housewife Assassin's Handbook
The Housewife Assassin, Book 1
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Melissa Moran
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By:
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Josie Brown
About this listen
Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one - and it happens to be government-sanctioned.
But Donna earned it the hard way: Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child.
To avenge her husband's murder, Donna leads a secret life as an assassin.
But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, "Honey, I'm home...."
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