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Breanne Randall
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For fans of Practical Magic and Gilmore Girls, The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic is a debut novel that explores the shields we build around our hearts to retain our own magic.
Sadie Revelare has always believed that the curse of four heartbreaks that accompanies her magic would be worth the price. But when her grandmother is diagnosed with cancer with only weeks to live, and her first heartbreak, Jake McNealy, returns to town after a decade, her carefully structured life begins to unravel.
With the news of their grandmother’s impending death, Sadie’s estranged twin brother Seth returns to town, bringing with him deeply buried family secrets that threaten to tear Sadie’s world apart. Their grandmother has been the backbone of the family for generations, and with her death, Sadie isn’t sure she’ll have the strength to keep the family, and her magic, together.
As feelings for Jake begin to rekindle, and her grandmother growing sicker by the day, Sadie faces the last of her heartbreaks, and she has to decide: is love more important than magic?
Listeners who love the magic of The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake and the sense of community found in The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches will enjoy this warm, witchy novel.
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In the small town of Gold Springs, Calliope Petridi and her two sisters carefully guard the secret of their magic and the price they must pay to practice it: memories. Luckily, all Calliope wants to do is forget: the mother who left without a trace, the sisters from whom she feels increasingly distant, and most of all, the way the love of her life shattered her heart two years ago. But when a mysterious evil awakens, the fragile thread that holds the sisters together breaks.
By: Breanne Randall
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Blindside Sinner
- Seattle Wave Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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Beckett Daniels is hockey’s hottest bad boy. He’s also my newest assignment. A chance encounter with his ex-handler gets me a job I need to pay off the dangerous debts I inherited. The only catch? The job involves making sure that Beck keeps out of the tabloids, the nightclubs, and the beds of women he shouldn’t be messing with. So now, I’m living in his house. Dealing with his venom, his pranks, his shirtless (and pantless) good mornings.
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The story and passion
- By Marge Hetzer on 02-29-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches
- By: Sangu Mandanna
- Narrated by: Samara MacLaren
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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As one of the few witches in Britain, Mika Moon knows she has to hide her magic, keep her head down, and stay away from other witches so their powers don’t mingle and draw attention. And as an orphan who lost her parents at a young age and was raised by strangers, she’s used to being alone and she follows the rules...with one exception: an online account, where she posts videos "pretending" to be a witch. She thinks no one will take it seriously.
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The perfect cozy fall read!
- By Chloë Ester K. Cook on 10-04-22
By: Sangu Mandanna
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In the Company of Witches
- By: Auralee Wallace
- Narrated by: Cassidy Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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For 400 years, the Warren witches have used their magic to quietly help the citizens of the sleepy New England town of Evenfall thrive. There's never been a problem they couldn't handle. But then Constance Graves - a local known for being argumentative and demanding - dies while staying at the bed and breakfast Brynn Warren maintains with her aunts. At first, it seems like an accident...but it soon becomes clear that there's something more sinister at work, and Aunt Nora is shaping up to be the prime suspect.
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Ehhhhhh
- By Johnny Thunder on 09-26-23
By: Auralee Wallace
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A Kiss of the Siren's Song
- By: E. A. M. Trofimenkoff
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Two women disguised as men board a pirate ship: one set on revenge, the other escaping land and the bounty on her head. The two of them quickly find themselves in the middle of a voyage to find the world’s most dangerous weapon: the Kraken’s Fang. Even worse, their evil captain has a far more nefarious plot in mind. Can the two unravel the sea of secrets, and save the world? Or will their budding feelings for each other result in their downfall?
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Sapphic Pirates
- By Teahlyn Seeger on 02-16-25
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Chosen for You
- The Mating Grounds
- By: Ciree Hawthorn
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 39 mins
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Cora and Ronan have been chosen to represent their zones at the Mating Grounds—a genetic diversity breeding program run by the government. Can they choose a mate before their year is up or will they be assigned to someone and lose out on their chance at a love match?
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Not what I was expecting?
- By OutsideOfTheTrackBooks on 02-10-25
By: Ciree Hawthorn
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Spells, Strings, and Forgotten Things
- A Novel
- By: Breanne Randall
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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In the small town of Gold Springs, Calliope Petridi and her two sisters carefully guard the secret of their magic and the price they must pay to practice it: memories. Luckily, all Calliope wants to do is forget: the mother who left without a trace, the sisters from whom she feels increasingly distant, and most of all, the way the love of her life shattered her heart two years ago. But when a mysterious evil awakens, the fragile thread that holds the sisters together breaks.
By: Breanne Randall
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Blindside Sinner
- Seattle Wave Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Beckett Daniels is hockey’s hottest bad boy. He’s also my newest assignment. A chance encounter with his ex-handler gets me a job I need to pay off the dangerous debts I inherited. The only catch? The job involves making sure that Beck keeps out of the tabloids, the nightclubs, and the beds of women he shouldn’t be messing with. So now, I’m living in his house. Dealing with his venom, his pranks, his shirtless (and pantless) good mornings.
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The story and passion
- By Marge Hetzer on 02-29-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches
- By: Sangu Mandanna
- Narrated by: Samara MacLaren
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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As one of the few witches in Britain, Mika Moon knows she has to hide her magic, keep her head down, and stay away from other witches so their powers don’t mingle and draw attention. And as an orphan who lost her parents at a young age and was raised by strangers, she’s used to being alone and she follows the rules...with one exception: an online account, where she posts videos "pretending" to be a witch. She thinks no one will take it seriously.
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The perfect cozy fall read!
- By Chloë Ester K. Cook on 10-04-22
By: Sangu Mandanna
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In the Company of Witches
- By: Auralee Wallace
- Narrated by: Cassidy Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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For 400 years, the Warren witches have used their magic to quietly help the citizens of the sleepy New England town of Evenfall thrive. There's never been a problem they couldn't handle. But then Constance Graves - a local known for being argumentative and demanding - dies while staying at the bed and breakfast Brynn Warren maintains with her aunts. At first, it seems like an accident...but it soon becomes clear that there's something more sinister at work, and Aunt Nora is shaping up to be the prime suspect.
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Ehhhhhh
- By Johnny Thunder on 09-26-23
By: Auralee Wallace
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A Kiss of the Siren's Song
- By: E. A. M. Trofimenkoff
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Two women disguised as men board a pirate ship: one set on revenge, the other escaping land and the bounty on her head. The two of them quickly find themselves in the middle of a voyage to find the world’s most dangerous weapon: the Kraken’s Fang. Even worse, their evil captain has a far more nefarious plot in mind. Can the two unravel the sea of secrets, and save the world? Or will their budding feelings for each other result in their downfall?
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Sapphic Pirates
- By Teahlyn Seeger on 02-16-25
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Chosen for You
- The Mating Grounds
- By: Ciree Hawthorn
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Cora and Ronan have been chosen to represent their zones at the Mating Grounds—a genetic diversity breeding program run by the government. Can they choose a mate before their year is up or will they be assigned to someone and lose out on their chance at a love match?
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Not what I was expecting?
- By OutsideOfTheTrackBooks on 02-10-25
By: Ciree Hawthorn
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Red Line Ruin
- Los Angeles Firebirds Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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I just dropped my underwear in front of the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. Then I found out we’d be working together. My best friend just went to Paris for three months, leaving me with her luxury apartment… And her hot-as-Hades neighbor. If you think those sound like nice problems to have, think again. Because Weston Scott is anything but nice. The star hockey player for the San Diego Firebirds is as grim as he is gorgeous.
By: Mariah Wolfe
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Find Me in the Rain
- Nighthawks, Book 1
- By: Pru Schuyler
- Narrated by: Gabriel Spires, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Laura Young is caught in a storm. After a tragic incident leaves her mom in a coma, she focuses on the happiness in her life—her two best friends and her five-year-old son. What Laura needs is some good luck. What she gets is the captain of the New York Nighthawks, Alec Kostelecky—a ghost from her past. With captivating hazel eyes and a body that showcases his dedication on the ice, Alec is every girl's dream. He is passionate, and when he wants something, he goes after it.
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No resolution!
- By Lindsay on 01-31-25
By: Pru Schuyler
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Fowl Play
- By: Cassandra Medcalf
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf, Jarman Day, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
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Kodi Gander can't stop wondering what might have been. Losing a softball scholarship to an ACL tear, the now twenty-four-year-old makes do with working for a grump of a doctor and plotting to win the local cornhole league. But when she seeks the services of the town's dreamy new chiropractor, she's shocked when his healing hands send unexpected thrills up and down her body.
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The hot, the honest and the sexy!
- By Kerri Lynch on 09-17-24
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The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
- A Novel
- By: Aimee Bender
- Narrated by: Aimee Bender
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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On the eve of her ninth birthday, unassuming Rose Edelstein, a girl at the periphery of schoolyard games and her distracted parents’ attention, bites into her mother’s homemade lemon-chocolate cake and discovers she has a magical gift: she can taste her mother’s emotions in the cake. She discovers this gift to her horror, for her mother—her cheerful, good-with-crafts, can-do mother—tastes of despair and desperation. Suddenly, and for the rest of her life, food becomes a peril and a threat to Rose.
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I'm Going to Read the Actual Book
- By Victoria on 07-11-10
By: Aimee Bender
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Blue Line Lust
- Dallas Bulls Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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The only rule for being a hockey star's nanny: Look but don't touch. But sharing a bedroom wall... Means I can hear everything he is doing. And sooner or later, he might make me crack.
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Enjoyed not 5 stars
- By Alexgrace on 05-05-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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A Witch's Guide to Magical Innkeeping
- By: Sangu Mandanna
- Length: 10 hrs
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Sera Swan used to be one of the most powerful witches in Britain. Then she resurrected her great-aunt Jasmine from the (very recently) dead, lost most of her magic, befriended a semi-villainous talking fox, and was exiled from her Guild. Now she (slightly reluctantly and just a bit grumpily) helps Jasmine run an enchanted inn in Lancashire, where she deals with her quirky guests' shenanigans, tries to keep said talking fox in check, and longs for the future that seems lost to her. But then she finds out about an old spell that could hold the key to restoring her power…
By: Sangu Mandanna
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Crown of Shadows
- A Relic Hunters Novel, Book 1
- By: Keri Arthur
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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After her mom’s disappearance six months ago, Bethany Aodhán has been running their tavern in old Deva—something her family had been doing ever since a light-fingered pixie lost them the job of guarding the treasures of the old gods eons ago. Then her brother, Lugh, is attacked, his best friend murdered, and the tavern firebombed. A confrontation with a former lover leads to the discovery of another murder and a missing jewel from a godly relic, and Beth learns that the Éadrom Hoard—one of three godly hoards now guarded by the elves—has been stolen.
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Character development and world building!
- By R. J. Melton on 06-14-24
By: Keri Arthur
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Always Carry Your Scythe
- By: Pip Paisley
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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Trixie D’Vita didn’t scythe. That was Mom’s gig. Then the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) turned up at Aunt Harry’s bar. Seemed the hottest afterlife gameshow in the Mystical Realms was misappropriating newly-departed souls. And Death was a person of interest. When the AIB can’t find Death, they come looking for Trixie, Death’s estranged daughter. Soon Trixie's best friend is in dire peril. An AIB trainee is traipsing towards trouble. And Trixie, armed with nothing but a pocket-scythe, is plunging headfirst into the gaping maw of a trans-dimensional vortex. So not the evening she’d planned.
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Heartwarming fun!
- By HQ on 01-04-25
By: Pip Paisley
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Payback's a Witch
- By: Lana Harper
- Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Emmy Harlow is a witch but not a very powerful one - in part because she hasn't been home to the magical town of Thistle Grove in years. Her self-imposed exile has a lot to do with a complicated family history and a desire to forge her own way in the world, and only the very tiniest bit to do with Gareth Blackmoore, heir to the most powerful magical family in town and casual breaker of hearts and destroyer of dreams.
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An interesting listen
- By Kaitlyn on 10-15-21
By: Lana Harper
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The North Tower
- By: Michelle N. Hagood
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
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Nineteen-year-old Charlie has been dealt a bad hand from the day she was born. Found in a trash can as a baby, she's been shipped from one foster home to another, each one worse than the last. When she's offered an escape, she takes it. But fate isn’t ready to be kind just yet.
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Loved! Harry Potter world vibes
- By Madi on 02-20-25
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Curvy Girl Shifters: The Complete Series
- By: DV Fischer
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Every shifter has a fated mate. It’s no different for the Silver Creek wolf shifters, but it’s just a matter of finding them that’s the problem. The Silver Creek Pack moves to Silver Creek, Idaho. They were looking to get away from their old pack and start something new, but when they arrived in small-town Idaho, they each began to find their fated mates. It’s like they were destined to be there. Join the Silver Creek Pack and their journey to find their fated futures. This is a curvy girl shifter romance, books one to five.
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Good stories but short
- By Bunnie Turbeville on 11-07-24
By: DV Fischer
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The Ex Hex
- A Novel
- By: Erin Sterling
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Nine years ago, Vivienne Jones nursed her broken heart like any young witch would: vodka, weepy music, bubble baths…and a curse on the horrible boyfriend. Sure, Vivi knows she shouldn’t use her magic this way, but with only an “orchard hayride” scented candle on hand, she isn’t worried it will cause him anything more than a bad hair day or two.
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Good but the narrator wasn’t great
- By Sam on 09-29-21
By: Erin Sterling
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- Breanne Mast
- 10-20-23
Like a Halloween hallmark
This was a very light and enjoyable book. Wonderful imagery and an easy read. Might not be for everyone, but as a lover of hallmark movies, Gilmore girls and practical magic, it leaves me hoping she writes more!!
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- crtemple
- 10-21-23
Good read!
Entertaining and just enough witchy. A little annoying in the amount of “things left unsaid” that came up later as a problem. Ending left room for more story. I’d definitely read it.
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- allie_jan_dra
- 10-21-23
Entertaining
The story was cute and very entertaining. I loved that it had recipes. I guess I’m gonna have to check them out on my own. The only thing was the main character. Sadie was a little whiny, but that was OK.
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- lmdavis04
- 12-12-23
Absolutely love this
Love the story and the message the characters and the narrator was amazing as well.
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- Bananamama
- 08-02-24
Such a good book
Loved this book! It had great story building. I want prepared for the ending. Great all around!
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- fin
- 09-20-24
Wonderful
So well written and such a good story. I loved every minute of it. Highly recommend
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- Courtney Anne
- 11-28-24
Lovely narration and great story
Definitely enjoyed this story. The magic and storytelling had me hooked. Having witchcraft and love mixed together made me love it more.
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- Kathy F.
- 10-30-23
Weak writing
Too many similes….use of words that didn’t make sense…..I enjoyed the topic but not the writing.
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- Heidi V.
- 11-02-23
What a great book! Left me wanting more!
The writing and feel of the town definitely brought me back to stars hallow and had hints of Practical Magic. Almost game me the feel of when I was younger, wishing I had magic.
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- M. Jones
- 11-20-23
Perfect fall read! 🍂
I loved this book so much I couldn’t stop listening. It was warm and cozy with a touch of mystery and excitement. I can’t wait to read more from this author.
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