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Narrated by:
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Laura Horowitz
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By:
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Breanne Randall
About this listen
For fans of Practical Magic and Gilmore Girls, The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic is a debut novel that explores the shields we build around our hearts to retain our own magic.
Sadie Revelare has always believed that the curse of four heartbreaks that accompanies her magic would be worth the price. But when her grandmother is diagnosed with cancer with only weeks to live, and her first heartbreak, Jake McNealy, returns to town after a decade, her carefully structured life begins to unravel.
With the news of their grandmother’s impending death, Sadie’s estranged twin brother Seth returns to town, bringing with him deeply buried family secrets that threaten to tear Sadie’s world apart. Their grandmother has been the backbone of the family for generations, and with her death, Sadie isn’t sure she’ll have the strength to keep the family, and her magic, together.
As feelings for Jake begin to rekindle, and her grandmother growing sicker by the day, Sadie faces the last of her heartbreaks, and she has to decide: is love more important than magic?
Listeners who love the magic of The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake and the sense of community found in The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches will enjoy this warm, witchy novel.
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Every shifter has a fated mate. It’s no different for the Silver Creek wolf shifters, but it’s just a matter of finding them that’s the problem. The Silver Creek Pack moves to Silver Creek, Idaho. They were looking to get away from their old pack and start something new, but when they arrived in small-town Idaho, they each began to find their fated mates. It’s like they were destined to be there. Join the Silver Creek Pack and their journey to find their fated futures. This is a curvy girl shifter romance, books one to five.
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Good stories but short
- By Bunnie Turbeville on 11-07-24
By: DV Fischer
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Small Town, Big Magic
- Witchlore, Book 1
- By: Hazel Beck
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Emerson Wilde has built the life of her dreams. Youngest Chamber of Commerce president in St. Cyprian history, successful indie bookstore owner, and lucky enough to have her best friends as found family? Done. But when Emerson is attacked by creatures that shouldn’t be real, and kills them with what can only be called magic, Emerson finds that the past decade of her life has been…a lie. St. Cyprian isn't your average Midwestern river town—it’s a haven for witches. When Emerson failed a power test years ago, she was stripped of her magical memories. Turns out, Emerson’s friends are all witches.
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Good story, reading paced wrong
- By EM new Mom on 09-11-22
By: Hazel Beck
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Find Me in the Rain
- Nighthawks, Book 1
- By: Pru Schuyler
- Narrated by: Gabriel Spires, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Laura Young is caught in a storm. After a tragic incident leaves her mom in a coma, she focuses on the happiness in her life—her two best friends and her five-year-old son. What Laura needs is some good luck. What she gets is the captain of the New York Nighthawks, Alec Kostelecky—a ghost from her past. With captivating hazel eyes and a body that showcases his dedication on the ice, Alec is every girl's dream. He is passionate, and when he wants something, he goes after it.
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No resolution!
- By Lindsay on 01-31-25
By: Pru Schuyler
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Payback's a Witch
- By: Lana Harper
- Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Emmy Harlow is a witch but not a very powerful one - in part because she hasn't been home to the magical town of Thistle Grove in years. Her self-imposed exile has a lot to do with a complicated family history and a desire to forge her own way in the world, and only the very tiniest bit to do with Gareth Blackmoore, heir to the most powerful magical family in town and casual breaker of hearts and destroyer of dreams.
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An interesting listen
- By Kaitlyn on 10-15-21
By: Lana Harper
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Blindside Sinner
- Seattle Wave Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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Beckett Daniels is hockey’s hottest bad boy. He’s also my newest assignment. A chance encounter with his ex-handler gets me a job I need to pay off the dangerous debts I inherited. The only catch? The job involves making sure that Beck keeps out of the tabloids, the nightclubs, and the beds of women he shouldn’t be messing with. So now, I’m living in his house. Dealing with his venom, his pranks, his shirtless (and pantless) good mornings.
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The story and passion
- By Marge Hetzer on 02-29-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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A Kiss of the Siren's Song
- By: E. A. M. Trofimenkoff
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Two women disguised as men board a pirate ship: one set on revenge, the other escaping land and the bounty on her head. The two of them quickly find themselves in the middle of a voyage to find the world’s most dangerous weapon: the Kraken’s Fang. Even worse, their evil captain has a far more nefarious plot in mind. Can the two unravel the sea of secrets, and save the world? Or will their budding feelings for each other result in their downfall?
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Sapphic Pirates
- By Teahlyn Seeger on 02-16-25
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Curvy Girl Shifters: The Complete Series
- By: DV Fischer
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Every shifter has a fated mate. It’s no different for the Silver Creek wolf shifters, but it’s just a matter of finding them that’s the problem. The Silver Creek Pack moves to Silver Creek, Idaho. They were looking to get away from their old pack and start something new, but when they arrived in small-town Idaho, they each began to find their fated mates. It’s like they were destined to be there. Join the Silver Creek Pack and their journey to find their fated futures. This is a curvy girl shifter romance, books one to five.
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Good stories but short
- By Bunnie Turbeville on 11-07-24
By: DV Fischer
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Small Town, Big Magic
- Witchlore, Book 1
- By: Hazel Beck
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Emerson Wilde has built the life of her dreams. Youngest Chamber of Commerce president in St. Cyprian history, successful indie bookstore owner, and lucky enough to have her best friends as found family? Done. But when Emerson is attacked by creatures that shouldn’t be real, and kills them with what can only be called magic, Emerson finds that the past decade of her life has been…a lie. St. Cyprian isn't your average Midwestern river town—it’s a haven for witches. When Emerson failed a power test years ago, she was stripped of her magical memories. Turns out, Emerson’s friends are all witches.
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Good story, reading paced wrong
- By EM new Mom on 09-11-22
By: Hazel Beck
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Find Me in the Rain
- Nighthawks, Book 1
- By: Pru Schuyler
- Narrated by: Gabriel Spires, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Laura Young is caught in a storm. After a tragic incident leaves her mom in a coma, she focuses on the happiness in her life—her two best friends and her five-year-old son. What Laura needs is some good luck. What she gets is the captain of the New York Nighthawks, Alec Kostelecky—a ghost from her past. With captivating hazel eyes and a body that showcases his dedication on the ice, Alec is every girl's dream. He is passionate, and when he wants something, he goes after it.
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No resolution!
- By Lindsay on 01-31-25
By: Pru Schuyler
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Payback's a Witch
- By: Lana Harper
- Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Emmy Harlow is a witch but not a very powerful one - in part because she hasn't been home to the magical town of Thistle Grove in years. Her self-imposed exile has a lot to do with a complicated family history and a desire to forge her own way in the world, and only the very tiniest bit to do with Gareth Blackmoore, heir to the most powerful magical family in town and casual breaker of hearts and destroyer of dreams.
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An interesting listen
- By Kaitlyn on 10-15-21
By: Lana Harper
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Blindside Sinner
- Seattle Wave Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Beckett Daniels is hockey’s hottest bad boy. He’s also my newest assignment. A chance encounter with his ex-handler gets me a job I need to pay off the dangerous debts I inherited. The only catch? The job involves making sure that Beck keeps out of the tabloids, the nightclubs, and the beds of women he shouldn’t be messing with. So now, I’m living in his house. Dealing with his venom, his pranks, his shirtless (and pantless) good mornings.
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The story and passion
- By Marge Hetzer on 02-29-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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Love Me Dangerous
- By: Dakota Davies
- Narrated by: Robert Hatchet, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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I came to Finn River to get away from trouble. But it found me–in the form of a forbidden kiss. After a narrow escape from Alaska and months on the run, I take a security gig that doesn’t ask any questions about my past. But it didn’t take long before trouble came knocking—first, a dangerous rescue, second, sharing my secrets with the one girl I shouldn't trust. I need to stay away from Sofie Whittaker. Not only are we from different worlds, with two very different futures, being with her puts us both at risk.
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I love this so so much!
- By Desiree Ramsey on 11-03-24
By: Dakota Davies
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Thief of Sorrows
- By: Kristen Long
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
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Isolde Cotheran is anything but a damsel in need of saving. By day, she is the heir to Thornwood manor and all its lands. By night, she masquerades as the Hood, a brutal outlaw who leads a cadre of thieves and assassins whose mission is simple, fight for those who cannot fight for themselves. When Isolde brutally kills a lord, it forces two men back into her life. Liam, the handsome Captain of the Guard, who was shunned from Thornwood for joining the evil king's army. And Gage, the Right Hand of the king and murderer of Isolde's first love.
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- By Tayler white on 05-08-24
By: Kristen Long
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Red Line Ruin
- Los Angeles Firebirds Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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I just dropped my underwear in front of the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. Then I found out we’d be working together. My best friend just went to Paris for three months, leaving me with her luxury apartment… And her hot-as-Hades neighbor. If you think those sound like nice problems to have, think again. Because Weston Scott is anything but nice. The star hockey player for the San Diego Firebirds is as grim as he is gorgeous.
By: Mariah Wolfe
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In the Company of Witches
- By: Auralee Wallace
- Narrated by: Cassidy Brown
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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For 400 years, the Warren witches have used their magic to quietly help the citizens of the sleepy New England town of Evenfall thrive. There's never been a problem they couldn't handle. But then Constance Graves - a local known for being argumentative and demanding - dies while staying at the bed and breakfast Brynn Warren maintains with her aunts. At first, it seems like an accident...but it soon becomes clear that there's something more sinister at work, and Aunt Nora is shaping up to be the prime suspect.
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Ehhhhhh
- By Johnny Thunder on 09-26-23
By: Auralee Wallace
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Court of Ruins
- The Fallen Fae, Book 1
- By: Jenna Wolfhart
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 14 hrs and 40 mins
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Reyna Darragh despises the scheming ways of the fae courts—she'd rather be on the battlefield. But as the daughter of a High King, her hand in marriage can end the war faster than her sword. So, with her realm in tatters, she agrees to marry her enemy, Prince Thane. The very same prince who killed hundreds of her kind during the war. Reyna has a far greater scheme in mind. To save her kingdom from the vicious prince, she plans to marry him, make him king, and then murder him so that she can take the throne herself. But as she grows closer to securing the crown, traitorous desire stirs.
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This was riveting!
- By Sew&Grow on 03-18-25
By: Jenna Wolfhart
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Blood and War
- A Dark Fantasy Romance
- By: Belle Walker
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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For ten years, Demitria Collins has fought the creatures of nightmares to protect the one person she has left. With a rising string of demon attacks on the forefront, she knows it’s only a matter of time until they’re next. But when a routine patrol goes awry, and Demitria has a fated encounter with the legendary Horsemen known as War, everything she fought for is threatened. Including her life.
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duty dedication love conflicts
- By tweeky50 on 01-10-25
By: Belle Walker
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The Alchemy of Sorrow
- A Fantasy & Sci-Fi Anthology of Grief & Hope
- By: M.L. Wang, Intisar Khanani, K.S. Villoso, and others
- Narrated by: Nekia Renee Martin, Isnain Khan, Laura Horowitz, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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These stories wrestle with the experience of loss—of loved ones, of relationships, of a sense of self, of health—and forge a path to hope as characters fight their way forward. From bestsellers and SPFBO finalists to rising voices, 13 exceptionally talented authors explore the many facets of grief and healing through the lens of fantasy and sci-fi.
By: M.L. Wang, and others
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The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches
- By: Sangu Mandanna
- Narrated by: Samara MacLaren
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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As one of the few witches in Britain, Mika Moon knows she has to hide her magic, keep her head down, and stay away from other witches so their powers don’t mingle and draw attention. And as an orphan who lost her parents at a young age and was raised by strangers, she’s used to being alone and she follows the rules...with one exception: an online account, where she posts videos "pretending" to be a witch. She thinks no one will take it seriously.
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The perfect cozy fall read!
- By Chloë Ester K. Cook on 10-04-22
By: Sangu Mandanna
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Crown of Shadows
- A Relic Hunters Novel, Book 1
- By: Keri Arthur
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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After her mom’s disappearance six months ago, Bethany Aodhán has been running their tavern in old Deva—something her family had been doing ever since a light-fingered pixie lost them the job of guarding the treasures of the old gods eons ago. Then her brother, Lugh, is attacked, his best friend murdered, and the tavern firebombed. A confrontation with a former lover leads to the discovery of another murder and a missing jewel from a godly relic, and Beth learns that the Éadrom Hoard—one of three godly hoards now guarded by the elves—has been stolen.
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Character development and world building!
- By R. J. Melton on 06-14-24
By: Keri Arthur
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Fowl Play
- By: Cassandra Medcalf
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf, Jarman Day, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
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Kodi Gander can't stop wondering what might have been. Losing a softball scholarship to an ACL tear, the now twenty-four-year-old makes do with working for a grump of a doctor and plotting to win the local cornhole league. But when she seeks the services of the town's dreamy new chiropractor, she's shocked when his healing hands send unexpected thrills up and down her body.
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The hot, the honest and the sexy!
- By Kerri Lynch on 09-17-24
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Blue Line Lust
- Dallas Bulls Hockey, Book 1
- By: Mariah Wolfe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz, Walker Williams
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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The only rule for being a hockey star's nanny: Look but don't touch. But sharing a bedroom wall... Means I can hear everything he is doing. And sooner or later, he might make me crack.
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Enjoyed not 5 stars
- By Alexgrace on 05-05-24
By: Mariah Wolfe
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I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com
- I Ran Away to Evil, Book 1
- By: Mystic Neptune
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain, Laura Horowitz
- Length: 17 hrs and 3 mins
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Henrietta Doryn has never enjoyed fighting. She'd rather be in the kitchen baking cookies. But it's her duty as Warrior Princess to face off against the forces of evil. As such, she's unceremoniously shooed from her kingdom to go eliminate the all-powerful Dark Lord next door. Keith Monfort has never enjoyed ruling with an iron fist. He'd prefer to be in his workroom tinkering with practical magic. But it's his duty to lead the Dark Enchanted Forest and the forces of evil. So when Henrietta shows up at his door, he's only too happy to invite her in for tea to talk it out instead.
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A Lovely Cozy with Depth
- By Bethany F on 04-28-24
By: Mystic Neptune
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- Rebecca
- 10-17-24
Good characters but too many metaphors and similes.
The main character is kind of annoying but I like all of the other characters. Good story but the magic system isn’t really explained enough.
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- S. McGargill
- 10-27-23
Amazing
Couldn’t “put this one down!” I found this book through Laura Horowitz on TikTok. Amazing story and amazingly read by Laura! Keeping “hope alive” for a sequel or book 2 of this one!
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- Deanne
- 11-08-23
feels like a young reader book
The theme of the story is drilled into every paragraph, with very little variance. It made me feel bored quickly. I actually jumped 10 chapters and didn't seem to miss anything in the storyline.
I also had to listen to the book on 1.5x speed, because the voice of the narrator was so slow. She seemed to rely on changing the speed of the characters' voices to show differences between them. But she kept each of the characters' voice at the same pitch/tone, which was difficult to listen to.
Another annoying thing for me was the narrator made the main character's voice sound juveline and whiny. I found myself annoyed with Sadie's personality because of that.
I think I would have enjoyed the book more if it was a better narrator. But the story definitely feels like it was meant for a young reader. Kinda reminded me of listening to Twilight Audiobook.
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- Stacey Milligan
- 11-05-23
Don’t fall for the hype
This book was over promoted. It was so built up only to cause disappointment. It was not at all what it was promised to be. Cute story but the magic was lacking and all the recipes was a bit overkill.
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- volvox
- 11-09-23
Good read!
Enjoyed the story! Easy read and loved the characters. Makes me want a sequel. I need to look up if she has written anything else
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- Chip Pennington
- 11-15-23
Hallmark movie meets Practical Magic
If you like the sound of a wholesome witchy, heartfelt story, this one’s for you. So good.
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- Sherri
- 11-19-23
Loved it
This book kept me company and was such a pleasure to listen to. I need the print version now though. I won’t give spoilers but you’ll want the print version too, I’ll bet!
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- Sondra
- 01-17-24
Kinda predictable, yet entertaining.
It was an okay listen, I particularly loved the recipes, nice little bonus, and some education about what different herbs and foods are good for. I love that they call their grandmother GiGi cause that's what my grands call me! <3
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- Elizabeth
- 08-06-24
Best kept secret
The characters were easily relatable. The story itself was not only heart wrenching but also inspiring. And the recipes included… to die for!
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- Baldwin
- 06-02-24
Good story, great performance.
I believe this was the first audiobook I have listened to by this narrator and I will be seeking out more of her work because it was that good. There were some very compelling pieces of this book that were made even better by the narration. It was a book out of my norm but I really loved it.
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