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Emily Austin
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A moving story about two very different sisters, and a love letter to childhood, growing up, and the power of imagination—from the bestselling author of Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead and Interesting Facts About Space.
Sigrid hates working at the Dollar Pal, but having always resisted the idea of growing up into the trappings of adulthood, she did not graduate high school, preferring to roam the streets of her small town with her best friend Greta, the only person in the world who ever understood her. Her older sister Margit is baffled and frustrated by Sigrid’s inability to conform to the expectations of polite society.
But Sigrid’s detachment veils a deeper turmoil and sensitivity. She’s haunted by the pains of her past—from pretending her parents were swamp monsters when they shook the floorboards with their violent arguments to grappling with losing Greta’s friendship to the opioid epidemic ravaging their town. As Margit sets out to understand Sigrid and the secrets she has hidden, both sisters, in their own time and way, discover that reigniting their shared childhood imagination is the only way forward.
What unfolds is an unforgettable story of two sisters finding their way back to each other, and a celebration of that transcendent, unshakable bond.
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Enid is obsessed with space. She can tell you all about black holes and their ability to spaghettify you without batting an eye in fear. Her one major phobia? Bald men. But she tries to keep that one under wraps. When she’s not listening to her favorite true crime podcasts on a loop, she’s serially dating a rotation of women from dating apps. At the same time, she’s trying to forge a new relationship with her estranged half-sisters after the death of her absent father.
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Slow start to a beautiful ending
- By DesiBlackstone on 06-23-24
By: Emily Austin
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Blob
- A Love Story
- By: Maggie Su
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The daughter of a Taiwanese father and white mother, Vi Liu has never quite fit into her Midwestern college town. Aimless after getting dumped by her boyfriend and dropping out of college, Vi works at the front desk of a hotel where she greets guests, refills cucumber water samovars, and tries to evade her bubbly blond coworker, Rachel. Little does Vi know her life is about to be permanently transformed when she agrees to a night out with Rachel. In the alley outside the bar, Vi discovers a strange blob—a small living creature with beady black eyes.
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Stellar performance by narrator
- By Miamigrrl on 02-11-25
By: Maggie Su
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Timeless
- By: Nicole Pyland
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Quinn has no idea why a short trip to a small town turned into her moving there and buying an antique shop, but after five years of waiting, her answer walks right through the shop’s door. Leaving the big city, Abby Brennon, a best-selling author, moves back home after looking for the quiet calm that comes from living in a small town but also something else that she can’t quite describe even to herself. When she walks into the antique shop and sees Quinn Jordan, things start to make sense.
By: Nicole Pyland
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The Touch of Her Voice
- By: Sara Scott
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, Jensy Willett appears to have it all: a supportive family, good friends, and an outstanding high school and college basketball career. But beneath that surface she hides a situation that has destroyed every meaningful romantic relationship she's had. As a result she has vowed to keep that secret locked deep within her. So when she begins graduate school, Jensy decides to shun possible romance to focus on her studies, and in that way, prevent any further relationship failures.
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Captivating Story/Amazing Narration
- By Kyra on 02-11-25
By: Sara Scott
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Emily Tremaine
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gilda, a 20-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she’s there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace.
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Gilda & Eleanor Would be Friends
- By K Nieto on 07-14-21
By: Emily Austin
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Sweet Surprises
- By: E.R. Lebeaux
- Narrated by: Kayla Barber
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ashley Pierce, a world famous author, newly pregnant, perpetually single and straighter than an arrow, or is she? Queue in Katey Maverick her best friend and famous in her own right as a baker, and secretly in love with Ashley since middle school.
By: E.R. Lebeaux
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Interesting Facts About Space
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Enid is obsessed with space. She can tell you all about black holes and their ability to spaghettify you without batting an eye in fear. Her one major phobia? Bald men. But she tries to keep that one under wraps. When she’s not listening to her favorite true crime podcasts on a loop, she’s serially dating a rotation of women from dating apps. At the same time, she’s trying to forge a new relationship with her estranged half-sisters after the death of her absent father.
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Slow start to a beautiful ending
- By DesiBlackstone on 06-23-24
By: Emily Austin
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Blob
- A Love Story
- By: Maggie Su
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The daughter of a Taiwanese father and white mother, Vi Liu has never quite fit into her Midwestern college town. Aimless after getting dumped by her boyfriend and dropping out of college, Vi works at the front desk of a hotel where she greets guests, refills cucumber water samovars, and tries to evade her bubbly blond coworker, Rachel. Little does Vi know her life is about to be permanently transformed when she agrees to a night out with Rachel. In the alley outside the bar, Vi discovers a strange blob—a small living creature with beady black eyes.
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Stellar performance by narrator
- By Miamigrrl on 02-11-25
By: Maggie Su
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Timeless
- By: Nicole Pyland
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Quinn has no idea why a short trip to a small town turned into her moving there and buying an antique shop, but after five years of waiting, her answer walks right through the shop’s door. Leaving the big city, Abby Brennon, a best-selling author, moves back home after looking for the quiet calm that comes from living in a small town but also something else that she can’t quite describe even to herself. When she walks into the antique shop and sees Quinn Jordan, things start to make sense.
By: Nicole Pyland
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The Touch of Her Voice
- By: Sara Scott
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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On the surface, Jensy Willett appears to have it all: a supportive family, good friends, and an outstanding high school and college basketball career. But beneath that surface she hides a situation that has destroyed every meaningful romantic relationship she's had. As a result she has vowed to keep that secret locked deep within her. So when she begins graduate school, Jensy decides to shun possible romance to focus on her studies, and in that way, prevent any further relationship failures.
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Captivating Story/Amazing Narration
- By Kyra on 02-11-25
By: Sara Scott
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Emily Tremaine
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gilda, a 20-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she’s there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace.
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Gilda & Eleanor Would be Friends
- By K Nieto on 07-14-21
By: Emily Austin
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Sweet Surprises
- By: E.R. Lebeaux
- Narrated by: Kayla Barber
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ashley Pierce, a world famous author, newly pregnant, perpetually single and straighter than an arrow, or is she? Queue in Katey Maverick her best friend and famous in her own right as a baker, and secretly in love with Ashley since middle school.
By: E.R. Lebeaux
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Tartufo
- By: Kira Jane Buxton
- Narrated by: Caroline Hewitt
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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After nearly losing the election to a geriatric donkey, newly installed Mayor Delizia Miccuci can’t help but feel like the sun has finally set on the rural Italian village of Lazzarini Boscarino. Tourists only stop by to ask for directions, Nonna Amara’s cherished ristorante is long shuttered, and the town hall is disgustingly overrun with glis glis poo—even Postman Duccio has been disgraced.
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A terrific, touching, festival of a story.
- By John on 02-20-25
By: Kira Jane Buxton
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Big Name Fan
- A TV Detectives Novel, Book 1
- By: Ruthie Knox, Annie Mare
- Narrated by: Hayden Bishop
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Bexley Simon and Sam Farmer aren't detectives, but they play them on TV. Well, played, past tense. The iconic cult hit that was Craven's Daughter ended five years ago, and their friendship died along with it. Fans were disappointed that the pair's legendary chemistry went unfulfilled—and other fans were crushed that the actual spark between actresses Bex and Sam didn't pay off, either. The network never intended for two women to get romantic, in life or onscreen, despite the fans. But the bigger tragedy was the loss of their dear friend, makeup artist Jen Arnot.
By: Ruthie Knox, and others
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Private Dancer
- By: TJ Vertigo
- Narrated by: Violet Dixon
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Reece Corbett grew up on the mean streets on New York City, abused, used and in trouble with the law. Pulled from despair, by a mysterious man named, Frank, the obstinate, angry street thug eventually earns respect and makes a name for herself, as well as a reputation, despite the demons that still haunt her. When Reece inherits a Gentleman's Club called ‘The Lounge’, after Frank's sudden death, protecting her ‘girls,’ especially one freaky little dancer with a heart of gold named, Cori, is the only thing she takes pride in.
By: TJ Vertigo
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Yin Yang Love Song
- By: Lauren Kung Jessen
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong, Eric Yang
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Chinese herbalist Chryssy Hua Williams never actually believed in the Hua family curse. But after Break-Up #9, Chryssy stopped laughing. Now she and her aunties run a special healing retreat center for the broken-hearted. After all, there’s nothing a proper cup of herbal tea can’t fix...but Chryssy’s innocent run-in with celebrity cellist and bad boy Vin Chao has everyone brewing about a different kind of tea. So he offers her a deal: they’ll fake-date, he’ll “break” her heart (and increase ticket sales), and in return, he’ll promote her business.
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We Rip the World Apart
- By: Charlene Carr
- Narrated by: Tebby Fisher
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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When 24-year-old Kareela discovers she's pregnant with a child she isn't sure she wants, her struggle to understand her place in the world as a person who is half-Black, half-white—yet feels neither—is amplified. Her mother, Evelyn, fled to Canada with her husband and their first-born child during the politically charged Jamaican exodus in the 1980s, only to realize they'd come to a place where Black men are viewed with suspicion—a constant and pernicious reality Evelyn watches her husband and son navigate daily. Years later, Evelyn's mother-in-law, Violet, moves in.
By: Charlene Carr
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A Season of Light
- By: Julie Iromuanya
- Narrated by: Yinka Ladeinde, Leo Anifowose
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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When 276 schoolgirls are abducted from their school in Nigeria, Fidelis Ewerike, a Florida-based barrister, poet, and former POW of the Nigerian Civil War, begins to go mad, consumed by memories of his younger sister Ugochi, who went missing during that conflict. Consumed by survivor’s guilt and fearful that the same fate awaits Amara, his sixteen-year-old daughter who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ugochi, Fidelis locks her in her bedroom, offering no words of explanation, only lovingly—if poorly—made meals and sweets.
By: Julie Iromuanya
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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Emily Tremaine
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Gilda. She cannot stop thinking about death. Desperate for relief from her anxious mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local church and finds herself abruptly hired to replace the deceased receptionist Grace. It's not the most obvious job - she's queer and an atheist for starters - and so in between trying to learn mass, hiding her new maybe-girlfriend and conducting an amateur investigation into Grace's death, Gilda must avoid revealing the truth of her mortifying existence.
By: Emily Austin
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Penitence
- A Novel
- By: Kristin Koval
- Narrated by: Thérèse Plummer
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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When a shocking murder occurs in the home of Angie and David Sheehan, their lives are shattered. Desperate to defend their family, they turn to small-town lawyer Martine Dumont for help, but Martine isn’t just legal counsel—she’s also the mother of Angie’s first love, Julian, a now-successful New York City criminal defense attorney. As Julian and Angie confront their shared past and long-buried guilt from a tragic accident years ago, they must navigate their own culpability and the unresolved feelings between them.
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Don’t compare to Patchett or Ng
- By melissa f on 02-02-25
By: Kristin Koval
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Skysong
- By: C.A. Wright
- Narrated by: Olivia Darnley
- Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Oriane is the skylark, and the sun only rises if she wills it. Every morning, she transforms from woman to bird, calling the dawn with her song. Seclusion has kept her safe her whole life – but it has also left her lonely, and craving freedom. When Oriane finally succumbs to the lure of the wild unknown, she is discovered in the gardens of the royal palace, where she is taken in by the king and treated like a goddess – and a prisoner.
By: C.A. Wright
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The English Problem
- A Novel
- By: Beena Kamlani
- Narrated by: Vidish Athavale
- Length: 16 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Shiv Advani is an eighteen-year-old growing up in India. But he is no ordinary young man. Shiv has been personally chosen by Mahatma Gandhi to come to England, learn their laws, and then return home and help drive the British out of India. Before he leaves, his family insists he fulfill his arranged marriage, and he is hastily betrothed to a young woman he hardly knows. He arrives in London and soon discovers a world he is both repelled by and drawn to. Shiv knows his duty: get in, learn the letter of the law, get out.
By: Beena Kamlani
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An Ordinary Violence
- A Novel
- By: Adriana Chartrand
- Narrated by: LaNecia Edmonds
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Dawn hasn't spoken to her brother, Cody, since he was sent to prison for a violent crime seven years ago. But when Dawn's seemingly perfect life in the big city implodes, she is forced to return to her childhood home and the prairie city that still holds so much pain for her and her fractured family. Cody is released from prison with a mysterious new friend by his side, and Dawn must follow increasingly sinister leads to uncover their nefarious plans to access a dangerous supernatural network.
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You Must Remember This
- By: Sean Wilson
- Narrated by: Ella James
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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You Must Remember This is an eloquent jumble of a family story, as experienced by Grace, an elderly woman with dementia trying to get her moorings in a worsening storm. It contemplates the perils of remembering and forgetting, making your own way in the world and how we seem bound to repeat the patterns of the past. Most profoundly it's about sensing what it's like to live on while your faculties dim, and about finding peace.
By: Sean Wilson
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- Anonymous User
- 02-01-25
A great addition to Austin’s other work
I found this story to be more tame than Emily‘s other works. I know that’s maybe crazy to say since this book was about suicide, but if you’ve read her other works, I think you would agree. But I enjoyed it just the same. The way Emily uses humor in her stories makes them feel more relatable. I would recommend her books with the caveat that her characters can be very strange, but I think we can all see ourselves in them and at times have maybe felt like them.
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