
You'd Look Better as a Ghost
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Fiona Hardingham
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Joanna Wallace
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National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
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Critic reviews
“Dark, creepy, and wholly fascinating, Wallace's imagining of the mind of a successful serial killer will be appreciated by readers who don’t mind sleeping with one eye open.”—Booklist
“Deliciously eerie and darkly funny. . . an uncommonly assured debut from a promising new voice in crime fiction.”—Publishers Weekly
“The female serial killer as antihero is a growing subgenre (see Oyinkan Braithwaite’s My Sister, the Serial Killer, 2018), and Wallace’s sociopathic protagonist is a mordantly amusing addition. . . Dexter meets Killing Eve.”—Kirkus
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Dr Olivia Winter is a forensic psychologist whose job is to understand the minds of serial killers. There’s only one monster she can’t understand, her father.
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It was fine.
- By JJ on 04-08-24
By: Michael Wood
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Renegade
- Tin Star K9 Series, Book 1
- By: Jodi Burnett
- Narrated by: Joyce Oben
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Caitlyn Reed and her dog, Renegade, are thrown into the midst of murder and intrigue when they discover a dead body while on a trail ride in the black hills of Wyoming. The local sheriff is hell-bent on a conviction, and Caitlyn’s brother, Dylan, is in his crosshairs. Desperate to prove his innocence, Caitlyn turns to Deputy Colt Branson for help, but she must grapple with their rocky romantic past to gain his aid. As Caitlyn and Renegade pursue the killer, the investigation catapults their lives in a dangerous new direction.
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Hit and miss
- By S. Mitchell on 06-07-24
By: Jodi Burnett
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The Bodies Left Behind
- By: Jeffery Deaver
- Narrated by: Holter Graham
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Bodies Left Behind is an epic cat-and-mouse chase, told nearly in real-time, and is filled with Deaver's patented twists and turns, where nothing is what it seems, and death lingers just around the next curve on a deserted path deep in the midnight forest.
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very disapointing
- By David on 11-20-08
By: Jeffery Deaver
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Kill Yours, Kill Mine
- By: Katherine Kovacic
- Narrated by: Jodie Harris
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Mia's grief counseling practice, The Pleiades, is named for the seven sisters from Greek mythology who were the companions of the Goddess of the Hunt—and who, in some stories, die of grief or are killed to be saved from attackers. Mia has been gathering broken women together for a radical form of group therapy. Amy. Gabrielle. Katy. Brooke. Olivia. Five women crippled with grief by the murders of their sisters—and seething with rage that the partners who killed them all walk free. She just needs one more.
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The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
- A Novel
- By: Alexia Casale
- Narrated by: Ambreen Razia, Ayesha Antoine, Bea Holland, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
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Definitely a good read/listen
- By Elissa Merino on 02-25-25
By: Alexia Casale
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The Murder After the Night Before
- By: Katy Brent
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Something bad happened last night. My best friend Posey is dead. The police think it was a tragic accident. I know she was murdered. But I can’t remember a thing. I’ve woken up with the hangover from hell, a stranger in my bed, and I’ve gone viral for the worst reasons. There’s only thing stopping me from dying of shame. I need to find a killer.
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Can’t stop listening
- By CP on 08-14-24
By: Katy Brent
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Mystery Repeats Itself
- A Minerva Biggs Mystery, Book 1
- By: Cordelia Rook
- Narrated by: Amy Tallmadge
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Delighted by the promise of living and working in a glittering Gilded Age mansion, Minerva Biggs moves to idyllic Bryd Hollow, North Carolina with her dog Plantagenet. She's looking for a new beginning; what she finds is five quite possibly deranged people, four French bulldogs, two distracting dimples attached to one inconvenient man . . . and one murder. Nope, make that two murders.
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Captivating Mystery!
- By cdbest on 02-18-25
By: Cordelia Rook
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Death in Her Hands
- A Novel
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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While on her daily walk with her dog in a secluded woods, a woman comes across a note, handwritten and carefully pinned to the ground by stones. "Her name was Magda. Nobody will ever know who killed her. It wasn't me. Here is her dead body." But there is no dead body. Our narrator is deeply shaken; she has no idea what to make of this. She is new to this area, alone after the death of her husband, and she knows no one. Becoming obsessed with solving this mystery, our narrator imagines who Magda was and how she met her fate.
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Omg get ON with it
- By Nicole Dreyfus on 06-24-20
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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They Never Learn
- By: Layne Fargo
- Narrated by: Lameece Issaq, Eileen Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Scarlett Clark is an exceptional English professor. But she’s even better at getting away with murder. Every year, Dr. Clark searches for the worst man at Gorman University - professor, student, or otherwise - and plots his well-deserved demise. Thanks to her meticulous planning, she’s avoided drawing attention to herself…but as she’s preparing for her biggest kill yet, the school starts probing into the growing body count on campus.
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Well...that was something
- By Mark D on 10-16-20
By: Layne Fargo
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This Girl's a Killer
- By: Emma C. Wells
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Cordelia Black loves exactly three things: her chosen family, her hairdresser (worth every penny plus tip), and killing bad men. By day she's an ambitious pharma rep with a flawless reputation and designer wardrobe. By night, she culls South Louisiana of unscrupulous men—monsters who think they've evaded justice, until they meet her. Sure, the evening news may have started throwing around phrases like serial killer, but Cordelia knows that's absurd. But when Cordelia discovers a flaw in her perfectly designed system for eliminating monsters, pressure heightens.
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An avenging woman
- By Ms Corey L on 12-29-24
By: Emma C. Wells
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Mrs. March
- By: Virginia Feito
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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In this astonishing debut, the venerable but gossipy New York literary scene is twisted into a claustrophobic fun house of paranoia, horror, and wickedly dark humor. George March’s latest novel is a smash. No one is prouder than Mrs. March, his doting wife. But one morning, the shopkeeper of her favorite patisserie suggests that his protagonist is based on Mrs. March herself. Clutching her ostrich-leather pocketbook, she flees, that one casual remark destroying her belief that she knew everything about her husband - as well as herself.
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Makes the Reader Work Too Hard
- By Doug M on 08-15-21
By: Virginia Feito
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Confessions
- By: Kanae Minato, Stephen Snyder - translator
- Narrated by: Elaina Erika Davis, Noah Galvin
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Her pupils murdered her daughter. Now she will have her revenge. After calling off her engagement in the wake of a tragic revelation, Yuko Moriguchi had nothing to live for except her only child, four-year-old child, Manami. Now, following an accident on the grounds of the middle school where she teaches, Yuko has given up and tendered her resignation. But first she has one last lecture to deliver.
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Great book and performance. Watch the movie too.
- By Joshuatly Tee on 03-12-16
By: Kanae Minato, and others
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The Blessing Way
- By: Tony Hillerman
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Homicide is always an abomination, but there is something exceptionally disturbing about the victim discovered in a high, lonely place: a corpse with a mouth full of sand, abandoned at a crime scene seemingly devoid of tracks or useful clues. Though it goes against his better judgment, Navajo tribal police lieutenant Joe Leaphorn cannot help but suspect the hand of a supernatural killer.
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A 'Blessing' Indeed!
- By Carole T. on 03-15-16
By: Tony Hillerman
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The Postmortal
- A Novel
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where an anti-aging cure is available worldwide, immortality comes with its own unique problems. John Farrell is about to get "The Cure". Old age can never kill him now. The only problem is, everything else still can.
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Interesting concept but bleak and wearing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-12
By: Drew Magary
For Eleanor Oliphant fans!
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This is a must have for your collection
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Dark, witty and fun
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Did not expect that!
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tasty bad
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The comedy
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Solid Meh
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Enjoyable premise and a fun mystery that twists well when it should with an utterly despicable protagonist.
Genuinely interesting to hear a story from the perspective of someone this damaged
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Could have been better
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The picture
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