
You'd Look Better as a Ghost
A Novel
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Fiona Hardingham
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Joanna Wallace
About this listen
National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
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Critic reviews
“Dark, creepy, and wholly fascinating, Wallace's imagining of the mind of a successful serial killer will be appreciated by readers who don’t mind sleeping with one eye open.”—Booklist
“Deliciously eerie and darkly funny. . . an uncommonly assured debut from a promising new voice in crime fiction.”—Publishers Weekly
“The female serial killer as antihero is a growing subgenre (see Oyinkan Braithwaite’s My Sister, the Serial Killer, 2018), and Wallace’s sociopathic protagonist is a mordantly amusing addition. . . Dexter meets Killing Eve.”—Kirkus
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Death in Her Hands
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- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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While on her daily walk with her dog in a secluded woods, a woman comes across a note, handwritten and carefully pinned to the ground by stones. "Her name was Magda. Nobody will ever know who killed her. It wasn't me. Here is her dead body." But there is no dead body. Our narrator is deeply shaken; she has no idea what to make of this. She is new to this area, alone after the death of her husband, and she knows no one. Becoming obsessed with solving this mystery, our narrator imagines who Magda was and how she met her fate.
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Omg get ON with it
- By Nicole Dreyfus on 06-24-20
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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Confessions
- A Johnny Walker Novel
- By: Ralph Griffith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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In the damp embrace of a Portland night, a confession so vile spills from the shadows of the Grotto that Father Thomas flees the confessional. He asks another priest to take over, but fate, it seems, is a fickle deity. The wrong priest ends up with his throat slit, a victim of mistaken identity. Haunted by his own demons, Detective Johnny Walker takes the case. Battling the insatiable hunger of addiction, he delves into Portland's deceptive heart, unearthing a darkness festering beneath the surface. He’s called upon to navigate the labyrinth of a chilling child serial killer. As Walker ...
By: Ralph Griffith
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Love in the Time of Serial Killers
- By: Alicia Thompson
- Narrated by: Lee Daniels
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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PhD candidate Phoebe Walsh has always been obsessed with true crime. She's even analyzing the genre in her dissertation—if she can manage to finish writing it. It's hard to find the time while she spends the summer in Florida, cleaning out her childhood home, dealing with her obnoxiously good-natured younger brother, and grappling with the complicated feelings of mourning a father she hadn't had a relationship with for years.
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I really liked this.
- By Seaneen on 05-02-23
By: Alicia Thompson
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A Curious Mind
- The Secret to a Bigger Life
- By: Brian Grazer, Charles Fishman, Brian Grazer - introduction
- Narrated by: Norbert Leo Butz
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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From Academy Award-winning producer Brian Grazer and acclaimed business journalist Charles Fishman comes a brilliantly entertaining peek into the weekly "curiosity conversations" that have inspired Grazer to create some of America's favorite and iconic movies and television shows - from 24 to A Beautiful Mind.
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Me,Me,and Me
- By Don Rankin on 07-12-15
By: Brian Grazer, and others
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The Mind of a Murderer
- Olivia Winter, Book 1
- By: Michael Wood
- Narrated by: Olivia Mace
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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Dr Olivia Winter is a forensic psychologist whose job is to understand the minds of serial killers. There’s only one monster she can’t understand, her father.
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It was fine.
- By JJ on 04-08-24
By: Michael Wood
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Renegade
- Tin Star K9 Series, Book 1
- By: Jodi Burnett
- Narrated by: Joyce Oben
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Caitlyn Reed and her dog, Renegade, are thrown into the midst of murder and intrigue when they discover a dead body while on a trail ride in the black hills of Wyoming. The local sheriff is hell-bent on a conviction, and Caitlyn’s brother, Dylan, is in his crosshairs. Desperate to prove his innocence, Caitlyn turns to Deputy Colt Branson for help, but she must grapple with their rocky romantic past to gain his aid. As Caitlyn and Renegade pursue the killer, the investigation catapults their lives in a dangerous new direction.
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Hit and miss
- By S. Mitchell on 06-07-24
By: Jodi Burnett
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When We Lost Our Heads
- A Novel
- By: Heather O'Neill
- Narrated by: Jeanna Phillips
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Charismatic Marie Antoine is the daughter of the richest man in 19th century Montreal. She has everything she wants, except for a best friend - until clever, scheming Sadie Arnett moves to the neighborhood. Immediately united by their passion and intensity, Marie and Sadie attract and repel each other in ways that thrill them both. Their games soon become tinged with risk, even violence. Forced to separate by the adults around them, they spend years engaged in acts of alternating innocence and depravity.
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The narrator was problematic for me.
- By DJEPRR on 02-15-25
By: Heather O'Neill
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This Girl's a Killer
- By: Emma C. Wells
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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Cordelia Black loves exactly three things: her chosen family, her hairdresser (worth every penny plus tip), and killing bad men. By day she's an ambitious pharma rep with a flawless reputation and designer wardrobe. By night, she culls South Louisiana of unscrupulous men—monsters who think they've evaded justice, until they meet her. Sure, the evening news may have started throwing around phrases like serial killer, but Cordelia knows that's absurd. But when Cordelia discovers a flaw in her perfectly designed system for eliminating monsters, pressure heightens.
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An avenging woman
- By Ms Corey L on 12-29-24
By: Emma C. Wells
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The Best Way to Bury Your Husband
- A Novel
- By: Alexia Casale
- Narrated by: Ambreen Razia, Ayesha Antoine, Bea Holland, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
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When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
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love this book
- By Megan Furness on 07-02-25
By: Alexia Casale
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Dead Man’s Grave
- DS Max Craigie, Book 1
- By: Neil Lancaster
- Narrated by: Angus King
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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The head of Scotland’s most powerful crime family is brutally murdered, his body dumped inside an ancient grave in a remote cemetery. Detectives Max Craigie and Janie Calder arrive at the scene, a small town where everyone has secrets to hide. They soon realise this murder is part of a blood feud between two Scottish families that stretches back to the 1800s. One thing’s for certain: it might be the latest killing, but it won’t be the last.
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worth it
- By Justine Chandler on 07-17-21
By: Neil Lancaster
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The Bodies Left Behind
- By: Jeffery Deaver
- Narrated by: Holter Graham
- Length: 12 hrs and 44 mins
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The Bodies Left Behind is an epic cat-and-mouse chase, told nearly in real-time, and is filled with Deaver's patented twists and turns, where nothing is what it seems, and death lingers just around the next curve on a deserted path deep in the midnight forest.
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very disapointing
- By David on 11-20-08
By: Jeffery Deaver
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They Never Learn
- By: Layne Fargo
- Narrated by: Lameece Issaq, Eileen Stevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Scarlett Clark is an exceptional English professor. But she’s even better at getting away with murder. Every year, Dr. Clark searches for the worst man at Gorman University - professor, student, or otherwise - and plots his well-deserved demise. Thanks to her meticulous planning, she’s avoided drawing attention to herself…but as she’s preparing for her biggest kill yet, the school starts probing into the growing body count on campus.
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Well...that was something
- By Mark D on 10-16-20
By: Layne Fargo
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Queen of Spades Thrillers: Books 1-6
- Queen of Spades Boxset
- By: Kristi Belcamino
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 26 hrs and 55 mins
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THE FIRST SIX BOOKS OF THE QUEEN OF SPADES CRIME THRILLER SERIES. From award-winning journalist and USA TODAY Bestselling author Kristi Belcamino. What readers are saying: ★★★★★ “Another edge of your seat read by Kristi Belcamino.” ★★★★★“Queen of Spades is an action-driven book with a gripping storyline; I read it in one day as I simply could not put it down.” - MaryAnn Forbes ★★★★★WORTHY OF 10+ STARS” - Amazon ⚠️Warning! Be prepared to lose sleep and skip chores while reading this series! Book 1: Queen of Spades When Eva Santella’s father...
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story plot was great
- By Stephen a. on 07-08-25
By: Kristi Belcamino
For Eleanor Oliphant fans!
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Funny and Interesting
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This is a must have for your collection
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Dark, witty and fun
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tasty bad
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