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Joanna Wallace
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National bestseller
“Refreshingly original and laugh-out-loud funny.”—Clare Mackintosh, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Party
A comic thriller following the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
The thing is, it's not sensible to tangle with a part-time serial killer, even one who is distracted by attending a weekly bereavement support group and trying to get her art career off the ground. Will Claire finish off her blackmailer before her pursuer reveals all? Let the games begin . . .
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Critic reviews
“Dark, creepy, and wholly fascinating, Wallace's imagining of the mind of a successful serial killer will be appreciated by readers who don’t mind sleeping with one eye open.”—Booklist
“Deliciously eerie and darkly funny. . . an uncommonly assured debut from a promising new voice in crime fiction.”—Publishers Weekly
“The female serial killer as antihero is a growing subgenre (see Oyinkan Braithwaite’s My Sister, the Serial Killer, 2018), and Wallace’s sociopathic protagonist is a mordantly amusing addition. . . Dexter meets Killing Eve.”—Kirkus
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When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
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Definitely a good read/listen
- By Elissa Merino on 02-25-25
By: Alexia Casale
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The Postmortal
- A Novel
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where an anti-aging cure is available worldwide, immortality comes with its own unique problems. John Farrell is about to get "The Cure". Old age can never kill him now. The only problem is, everything else still can.
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Interesting concept but bleak and wearing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-15-12
By: Drew Magary
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The Murder After the Night Before
- By: Katy Brent
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Something bad happened last night. My best friend Posey is dead. The police think it was a tragic accident. I know she was murdered. But I can’t remember a thing. I’ve woken up with the hangover from hell, a stranger in my bed, and I’ve gone viral for the worst reasons. There’s only thing stopping me from dying of shame. I need to find a killer.
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Can’t stop listening
- By CP on 08-14-24
By: Katy Brent
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Mrs. March
- By: Virginia Feito
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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In this astonishing debut, the venerable but gossipy New York literary scene is twisted into a claustrophobic fun house of paranoia, horror, and wickedly dark humor. George March’s latest novel is a smash. No one is prouder than Mrs. March, his doting wife. But one morning, the shopkeeper of her favorite patisserie suggests that his protagonist is based on Mrs. March herself. Clutching her ostrich-leather pocketbook, she flees, that one casual remark destroying her belief that she knew everything about her husband - as well as herself.
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Makes the Reader Work Too Hard
- By Doug M on 08-15-21
By: Virginia Feito
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This Girl's a Killer
- By: Emma C. Wells
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Cordelia Black loves exactly three things: her chosen family, her hairdresser (worth every penny plus tip), and killing bad men. By day she's an ambitious pharma rep with a flawless reputation and designer wardrobe. By night, she culls South Louisiana of unscrupulous men—monsters who think they've evaded justice, until they meet her. Sure, the evening news may have started throwing around phrases like serial killer, but Cordelia knows that's absurd. But when Cordelia discovers a flaw in her perfectly designed system for eliminating monsters, pressure heightens.
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An avenging woman
- By Ms Corey L on 12-29-24
By: Emma C. Wells
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Sharp Objects
- A Novel
- By: Gillian Flynn
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Fresh from a brief stay at a psych hospital, reporter Camille Preaker faces a troubling assignment: She must return to her tiny hometown to cover the murders of two preteen girls. For years, Camille has hardly spoken to her neurotic, hypochondriac mother or to the half-sister she barely knows: a beautiful 13-year-old with an eerie grip on the town. Now, installed in her old bedroom in her family's Victorian mansion, Camille finds herself identifying with the young victims - a bit too strongly.
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I agree with Stephen King
- By Kelley on 01-26-08
By: Gillian Flynn
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Love Letters to a Serial Killer
- By: Tasha Coryell
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Recently ghosted and sick of watching her friends fade into the suburbs, thirty-something Hannah finds community in a true-crime forum that’s on a mission to solve the murders of four women in Atlanta. After William, a handsome lawyer, is arrested for the killings, Hannah begins writing him letters. It’s the perfect outlet for her pent-up frustration and rage. The exercise empowers her, and even feels healthy at first. Until William writes back.
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Well done but the joke gets old.
- By Dorthea Brooks on 06-26-24
By: Tasha Coryell
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A House with Good Bones
- By: T. Kingfisher
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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"Mom seems off." Her brother's words echo in Sam Montgomery's ear as she turns onto the quiet North Carolina street where their mother lives alone. She brushes the thought away as she climbs the front steps. Sam's excited for this rare extended visit, and looking forward to nights with just the two of them, drinking boxed wine, watching murder mystery shows, and guessing who the killer is long before the characters figure it out. But stepping inside, she quickly realizes home isn’t what it used to be.
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Narrator Kills It
- By Lucinda Perregil on 04-04-23
By: T. Kingfisher
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Tell Me What You Did
- A Novel
- By: Carter Wilson
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Poe Webb, host of a popular true crime podcast, invites people to anonymously confess crimes they’ve committed to her audience. She can’t guarantee the police won’t come after her “guests,” but her show grants simultaneous anonymity and instant fame—a potent combination that’s proven difficult to resist. After an episode recording, Poe usually erases both criminal and crime from her mind. But when a strange and oddly familiar man appears on her show, Poe is forced to take a second look.
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Good story.
- By Sami on 02-23-25
By: Carter Wilson
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The Final Girl Support Group
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Adrienne King
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Lynnette Tarkington is a real-life final girl who survived a massacre. For more than a decade, she’s been meeting with five other final girls and their therapist in a support group for those who survived the unthinkable, working to put their lives back together. Then one woman misses a meeting, and their worst fears are realized - someone knows about the group and is determined to rip their lives apart again, piece by piece.
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1.3 speed = perfection
- By Rachel Kapila on 07-15-21
By: Grady Hendrix
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The Night Shift
- A Novel
- By: Alex Finlay
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Cady McClain, Devon Hales, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s New Year’s Eve 1999. Y2K is expected to end in chaos: planes falling from the sky, elevators plunging to earth, world markets collapsing. A digital apocalypse. None of that happens. But at a Blockbuster Video in New Jersey, four teenagers working late at the store are attacked. Only one inexplicably survives. Police quickly identify a suspect, the boyfriend of one of the victims, who flees and is never seen again.
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Thank God for Britney Presley
- By EL on 03-16-22
By: Alex Finlay
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The Block Party
- A Novel
- By: Jamie Day
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The residents of the exclusive cul-de-sac on Alton Road are entangled in a web of secrets and scandal utterly unknown to the outside world, and even to each other. On the night of the annual summer block party, there has been a murder. But, who did it, and why, takes listeners back one year earlier, as rivalries and betrayals unfold. The real danger lies within their own block and nothing—and no one—is ever as it seems.
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When will rape stop being author’s “go to” for a plot point?!
- By Dee on 07-21-23
By: Jamie Day
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Dungeons and Drama
- By: Kristy Boyce
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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No one loves musicals more than Riley Morris—her dream is to be a Broadway director. But when the spring show is canceled, Riley has to figure out a way to bring it back. Easier said than done—she’s stuck working at her dad’s game store. The place that means more to him than his family does. Riley can't waste time at a dead-end job when her entire future is resting on making a name for herself. So she convinces her co-worker Nathan Wheeler—the floppy-haired, glasses-wearing guy she barely knows from school—to help her. In exchange, she’ll help him make his gamer-girl crush jealous.
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Exactly what you look for in a young adult romance
- By Abigail on 06-03-24
By: Kristy Boyce
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate.
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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- Teszra Cody
- 02-09-25
This is a must have for your collection
Masterfully written and executed. This was an amazing story. I loved it from the beginning all the way to the ending. I couldn’t stop listening.
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- A Huard
- 01-26-25
Dark, witty and fun
This would be an incredible mini series! If you enjoy dark humor, this book is for you. A quick read that may have you questioning yourself as a person at certain times. Would love a sequel!
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- Daniela marines
- 04-10-24
Did not expect that!
I really enjoyed the story and twist. A dark humor I can enjoy. It was hard to put down the book!
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- Jylene Livengood
- 09-07-24
tasty bad
a scrumptious vicarious fantasy for anyone annoyed by loud talkers, thoughtless people, or basically anyone who has been fed up enough to want to shove someone out a window
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-10-24
The comedy
It was overall a really good book. The narrator did great as well!!! I really enjoyed it.
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- Jennifer Marquis
- 04-10-24
Solid Meh
I was so hopeful because I LOVED the dead pan writing style. the story felt a bit rushed and jumpy.
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- Brian
- 09-05-24
Genuinely interesting to hear a story from the perspective of someone this damaged
The protagonist is an absolutely rotten husk of a person through and through, experiencing positivity so rarely it feels shocking when it happens. Every thought she has is laced with pure venom for everyone and everything around her and the writing carries this through so well it begins to get boring after 2/3 of the story. Thankfully this is when all the mystery threads start coming together so we have less judgy inner monologue than before so it’s not a big deal. Likewise the narrator does an EXCELLENT job of providing uncomfortable and awkward tones and volume to some characters, also to the point of near annoyance. It’s hard to fault a performance for being too good at being irritating but there were times I was seconds away from skipping ahead past certain characters every time they spoke.
Enjoyable premise and a fun mystery that twists well when it should with an utterly despicable protagonist.
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- O'Grady03
- 04-07-24
Could have been better
The story could have been better. Some parts were too long due to unneeded details.
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- Rebecca Camacho
- 05-03-24
The picture
I love the serial killer personality. I really love the story telling. There could not been a better way to tell or to write this story.
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- Lindsay Larin
- 05-09-24
Witty Thriller
I adored the honest wit and dry humor of the main character, as she struggled to fit in with “normal people”.
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